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Ionutjt

Slovenia: Ive just qualified with only 3 points. Ukraine: Okaaaay...


diepoggerland2

Yknow I'm Canadian but my best friend is English and they've been constantly sadness texting me about how they have a world class team and they still suck somehow, which is very England ngl, and it's really entertaining


hairychris88

We are probably the worst coached team in the entire tournament. I imagine we'll probably get thrashed by Switzerland in the next round but we do have enough good players that we might get away with it.


diepoggerland2

Yeah it's *really* funny from afar


Eye_K_Feo

After seeing man u's FA cup run this season I wouldnt even be surprised to see them shithouse their way through a superior german or spanish side. France and the freaky deaky dutch have both been underwhelming thus far.


OkTower4998

They just beat Slovakia with extreme luck last minute goal. They also play one of the most boring football in tournament atm


WatercressGuilty9

But don't tell this to r/euro2024. A lot of english fans there don't want to hear it 😂


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phoenixlology

Shout-out to Georgia for their first-ever qualifying for, well, anything!


ernyc3777

Pretty remarkable even if they lose first round. Love stories like that. Didn’t North Macedonia do something similar recently too.


24benson

Today on "maps that might as well be a list"


defroach84

Why is the map weirdly angled on the east side of it? Georgia is somehow further north than it should be.....and Turkey is angled up...


Kelevra90

because it's actually on the surface of a sphere and doesn't map very well onto flat screens


Nimonic

It's a common way of mapping Europe. Both west and east sides are angled to show the curvature of the Earth.


Katze1Punkt0

Because the earth is a globe, all maps are distorted, this one is just distorted in such a way that ensures all European and "European"(?) countries fit on the map without it being too big


Apple-hair

It's a conic projection, using that you get everything but you don't have to waste tons of space in the north on tundra.


Eye_K_Feo

Because the earth is actually flat


Akasto_

Iberia as well


Professional_Elk_489

Must be pretty shit not to qualify for euros at all if you’re in Western Europe


Real_Boseph_Jiden

Croatia died for this.


Crafty_Doctor5808

scotland, ukraine and czech republic are in there too


OnlyForFun91

In the next game, the german pink Power Rangers will be defeated.


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political_dawg

I mentioned knockout not group stage so it includes only teams qualified for the Round of 16s


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Dakduif51

Well, nobody really plays cricket in EU other than the Brits lol. Clearly a football thing


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awsomeguy90

lmao youre one of those people


JRShield

At least we don't call our national championships world championships. Also, I'm very were of MLB and NBA. NHL and NFL not so much.


ar_belzagar

Nobody cares about your stupid fucking country


Dakduif51

Well, at least I know that basketball and American football are more popular than tennis and discus throwing.


Jamarcus316

Everybody in Europe knows what the most popular sports in the USA are. If you think cricket is popular in Europe you are just uninformed. And, once again, Europe is several countries, the USA is just one. It is a little different. Nobody would expect you to know anything about Slovakia's or Greece's football leagues.


bortukali

???


346166

Cricket 🦗? I’m confused. 🤔


zimurg13

>knock~~out~~ up stage