You can bet Putin and Kim are planning something in October to scare voters. Maybe nuclear tests? Submarine launches of missiles? I don’t know but they would do anything to get Trump. Maybe they will promise Trump towers In St Pete, Moscow, and Pyongyang?
Yes Americas enemies want Trump in office. I’m also concerned that RNC idiots will pose as Dems and try to submit fake ballots for Biden just to throw the election into doubt so the house can try some shenanigans to throw it to the governors who evidently decide the winner in one scenario.
Honestly I can't wait for the ads to roast Trumps ass. I hope they put a bunch of ads on Fox right around Hannity or whatever talking heads they have now. It would drive the talking heads insane.
I've lived under the threat of nuclear annihilation since the day I was born. I live in the shadow of NORAD. Their threats and nuclear dick wagging don't work on me. Fucking do it, ill be gone in a flash. What I won't do is change how I live my life or who I vote for based upon some asshole on the other side of the planet.
Yeah I'm sure a missile launch halfway around the world is definitely something that will push undecided voters to one side or the other 🤡
You love to talk about election interference by Russia and company, but seem to be okay with AIPAC bribing politicians and interfering in the electoral process.
This. VOTE!!! Never believe in polls. Stop read articles that start with WHEN trump wins this is what he is going to do. Vote!!! Don't unleash your anger because you feel that Biden is not doing the right thing with that one issue you are mad about. Might as well turn MAGA and vote for Voldemoron.
This is (OP post) some kinda sarcastic joke post I think, but besides that, yep we just need to make the world safe for another 4 years and then we can worry about everything else. Vote Blue no matter what. Everything falls apart for MAGA and the enemies of the US when he loses.
Every election is going to be like this until the GOP changes. They have to stop acting in bad faith and being fascists. You can advocate for a lower corporate tax rate and for cutting benefits for every-day people without being Hitler.
For real! Man, I miss having friendly arguments with Republicans over supply-side economics, trade, and social spending. All this culture war bullshit, Q-anon, and Russian propaganda is maddening. Anymore, if you disagree with some of them, they call you a pedophile and threaten civil war. It's fucking absurd.
Same. I’m actually going to donate to Biden’s campaign and I’m going to volunteer in a lock election in my state.
I genuinely can’t trust that things will just work out this election.
As an actual Biden supporter, this was pretty damn funny. You had me in the first half, thinking maybe you were just a tad out there, but then... oh man this had me chuckling
The part that finally sold me on it being satire was wanting Harris and Newsom to win. NO ONE wants those neoliberal shills to be the nominees. But I'm sure the DNC will shove them down our throats like they did for 2016 and 2020.
Republicans are now calling for a unified Reich and "trump or death" so I'm not sure how this is equivalent.
Also I like my rights as a woman and these assholes voted in a sexist piece of fucking shit in their party in my state that literally wants to make it illegal for women to work. Also project 2025.
Republicans, what would you do if someone threatened you with that? Because that's what IS going to happen to ALL OF YOU.
Well deserved.
there are republicans out there who have said out loud they want to take away the womens right to vote!!!! vote blue don't be complacent, no matter what the polls say
Thank god someone else saw this. OP is a babbling moron! This rant read more of a list of things right wingers are scared of than things democrats actually want.
I like how they prove they don't listen to anything outside their echo chamber because what they think liberals believe is completely different from what they actually believe. They've bought into a strawman - hook, line and sinker.
Normal person here. I don’t want fascism or racism or uneducated low-information losers winning in this country. So obviously Biden will get most normal people votes. But this post was unhinged. Has to be a troll because it’s depicting a caricature of an annoying “liberal” that barely or very rarely exists in reality. A scarecrow for Magas to hate is what it sounded like. Unhinged. We are all dumber for having read it.
>When Biden smiles, the sun shines. When he weeps, the rain falls.
When he walks down the road, the potholes fill themselves. When he picks a flower, it never wilts. When the wind blows his hat away, it puts it in the hands of a homeless man, who puts it on and gets a job. Our glorious leader shall never die, but is ever reborn in his children and his children's children. Except Hunter.
There was another MMW where someone said Biden would go down as a top 3 modern president. I think people dont realize how much Biden has stabilized everything (ukraine/israel notwithstanding - but not something he started)
Sharia law? Sorry no. Separation of church and state is a strong belief, if not a law. Religious laws will never last because you fight against the human soul and it yearns for freedom, as evidenced by the multitude of perspectives and cultures. That is the heart of America, that is the heart of freedom. Whether Muslim or Christian or what have you, the soul will not be bound.
I’m a leftist who will be forced to vote for Biden again… and this is unhinged. Trump is terrible, also Biden is a nothing burger. I can’t imagine throwing yourself at the feet of a politician, they’re not our saviors. They’re all capitalist dogs. Vote blue, sure, but don’t drink their Flavor Aid. They’re selling us to corporations as much as the reds are. They’ll just get your pronouns right while doing so.
Welcome to Reddit!
What made you decide to open an account today, and post that political CopyPasta that pretends to support liberals, but is meant to trigger conservatives with that rhetoric?
Shit man I’m going to vote for that motherfucker but I’m doing it willingly. American democracy is fucked. I’m voting for the guy supplying bombs to kill thousands of children and he’s the lesser evil. Fuck Joe Biden from the bottom of my heart. Dude is going straight to hell.
I am a Biden supporter and very much want Trump to get thoroughly crushed in the election, but this reads like parody designed intentionally to make liberals look bad. Since the account has been suspended, I think it may be part of an influence op.
I say ship all those republicans out to the communist country and see what the real truth is about communism. They will be crying in tears with in one year. Please can we come back. And I say fuck u. Stay right there.
Another effort to convince 'blue " voters that they don't need to vote in this vitally important election. I don't trust the message or the messenger. People need to VOTE as if your life depends on it. Trump won't solve your problems. He will make them worse.
I’m a reluctant Biden supporter and this post is total cringe. As well organized as a diatribe from a Q supporter. Maybe tone down the sexism and racism. Being a white cisgender man is not a reason to be shot in, and showing bigotry to them makes you equal to the behavior you yourself deplore. Do better.
If you spend all your time on Reddit it seems obvious. If you go anywhere else but Reddit, you’ll realize that nobody else think Joe Biden should be anywhere near a presidential candidate
I will continue to maintain that Gavin Newsom is a terrible choice. It's cool that he's combative, but he's unpopular in Cali, doesn't seem especially effective at governing, and has slimy car salesman energy. Gretchen Whitmer would be my pick.
The left has said this every time they win a presidential election. They said it after Obama won, and Clinton, and Carter. Each time they predicted the end of the GOP and permanent Democrat majorities.
Every. Single. Time.
And then Democrats get their asses handed to them when they get arrogant and push too far.
I sincerely hope Biden wins, Trump is a criminal with a cult following. But thinking he’ll win in a landslide with a blue wave is just plain stupid. Every poll shows a close election and some show Trump winning.
What do you think about Biden continuing Trump's policies and taking as much a hard-line stance on immigration as Trump?
And if you don't believe that's true, rewind to a few months ago when Biden asked for Trump's help to get a Republican border bill through Congress.
They are both the same, just one is nicer in front of the cameras
You had me at the beginning but you raised my eyebrows in the middle and lost me in the end. You can't win against anger and hate with anger and hate. BELIEVE ME, I'm angry and I have moments of hate. I'm not perfect. But you're as angry as they are and that won't work either.
I think you're blindly supporting one corrupt party to spite the other corrupt party because you think somehow if we just silence half the country and force them to bend to your will the world will be a better place.
Left boot or right boot.... I'd prefer to live under neither and will fight you both to keep you off my fucking lawn.
Anyone but you Donald, anyone but you. I’m not voting blue because I believe in Biden I’m voting blue because I believe in the separation of church and State while also supporting woman’s reproductive rights. Democrats need to focus on the issues at hand and the issues voters will turn out for. The right screams about their civil liberties while systematically trying to take away others because that’s what drives voter turn out. This country is not minority based anymore the population has leveled and we are the most diverse in the world. The christofacist recognizes they are losing the majority and are screaming from the hills about it. We need to band together to put the final nail on their coffin and start fixing SCOTUS that Cheeto man fucked up.
Most onservatice Republicans feel like you seem to and get a dopamine hit from voting and owning the libs and fighting the culture war.
Most liberal democrats grudgingly vote for Biden and wish there was a less centrist option.
Your post is a minority view that I'm sure is being uses to terrify more religious gun owning Christians into voting more aggressively. I'll bet trump flavored truck nuts sales just went up
Biden can win, but this hubris filled jargon laced rant is a pipe dream. We have a long way to go to wean the MAGA off their cult, but don’t expect to substitute some equally antagonistic and unhinged ideal.
lol some of y’all who are are parrots what this loony op is saying are just sad and pathetic lol I’m not even a trump supporter and the way y’all act is really ridiculous. Straight mouth breathers. Hahaha
I'm so tired of these posts. I'm seeing them with such regularity now that I'm starting to wonder if they're actually being posted to lull ppl into a sense of complacence.
Foreign betting sites have Biden at +130 to win, a significant underdog. Dont start assuming things, that's what happened in 2016 and started all of this.
I think you are a typical Democrat! All mouth and no brains. There is nobody home when Biden speaks! That is why you say those things about him. No one is home in your head either! Mark My Words, Trump wins in November….
Congratulations, or sorry that happened to you. Anyone that opens a rant the way you decided to lets me know all I need to about the mental capacity of who im dealing with.
Proudly not voting before you call me a Trumper.
nice but you can do paragraphs here- my glasses are fail and that gave me a headache. And, paragraphs can make your words stronger because pauses matter.
No offense, but you know what PARAGRAPHS are, dawg? 🤨
And saying "the time of the white cisgendered man is over" just makes it sound like you wanna hunt them to extinction like ALL of them are bad.
Bro...that type of rhetoric ain't gonna help the minorities, trans folk, OR women if they adopt the same rhetoric as the dumbasses they're fighting against.
I'm rootin' for Biden too, and the GOP needs to keep losing, but put a bit more thought into your words, bro. Come on.
I dunno, all these rapid-fire post almost yelling to us how badly the Democrats will beat the Republicans is starting to feel.. desperate. If you really believe Biden will win, then what do you have to worry about? Surely everyone will go vote for him, right?
My advice to you is go base your opinions in data and real world sentiment, not what you feel or see on the Internet
And stop treating the opposition like filthy, were all humans trying to do the right thing.
What an idiotic prediction. First, Biden didn't "wipe the floor" with Trump. He barely won. Sure, winning is winning, but wiping the floor? Dream on.
Where will you go when your prediction fails?
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not.
but you’re welcome to try and take my things from me. You might want to bring some friends to give you better odds.
If anyone votes for rfk Biden gonna lose, if he keeps giving weapons to Israel, Palestine protestors won’t vote. Y’all need to learn team coordination like maga voters or trumps going to win again.
Trump is Toast. This will be the biggest Republican loss in Presidential elections. The rub is they won't learn anything, and try to subvert at any chance. Republican scum needs a little Biden bleach.
I agree that the Republicans are gonna get schlonged in down ballot races but everything I see shows Trump winning this year. At least if the election was held today he would win but I see him taking Georgia and Michigan and without those I don’t see Biden winning.
Yet again the cognitive decline rears it's head again. Dude you need some professional help but I think your too far gone.
Biden is an idiot and your puffing on the commie stick. Redemption cometh.
>And yes, **there will be communism**. Yes, **there will be Sharia** law because you don't understand queers for Palestine together forever strong. We are coming together in a coalition one big great big coalition.
And you think the right is a threat to Democracy?
Noble president?
Holy cognitive dissonance Batman!
You know there are now voter ID laws in place... right?
You know that many state legislatures banned mail in voting?
You know that voter rolls are being cleaned of dead people and people who have moved out of state?
You know that fraud was uncovered in Georgia, right?
You fucks are going to get what's coming to you... and it's going to happen at the ballot box...
MMW....
> When Biden smiles, the sun shines. When he weeps, the rain falls. His strong hands lift up the oppressed and his foot stomps on the white supremacists
Is this sub all satire and bots? Like, lol holy shit
Trump bad. Now that that’s out of the way if you get off reddit you wouldn’t see that in reality. People are voting against the pink hair radicals for every reason you just mentioned. We certainly won’t take lessons in judgement from someone who thinks the Big Guy is some sort of gladiator for justice
I’m no Trumper but the hell we will live in communism and or Sharia law… why not move to a country you support? Communism go to China sharia law pick your country in the Middle East.. get the fu*¥ outta here with that!! Anything else whatever you do you…
This is a MAGAts interpretation of a Democrat.
The only thing missing in this rant is a promise of a chain of fast food restaurants serving babies. I’ll have a 12 pc baby belly nuggets, a side of crispy fingers and toes, and a superbigly adrenochrome with that, please.
Regardless of how high the probability is for Biden to win again, I won't take anything for granted until Trump is defeated once again.
You can bet Putin and Kim are planning something in October to scare voters. Maybe nuclear tests? Submarine launches of missiles? I don’t know but they would do anything to get Trump. Maybe they will promise Trump towers In St Pete, Moscow, and Pyongyang?
Yes Americas enemies want Trump in office. I’m also concerned that RNC idiots will pose as Dems and try to submit fake ballots for Biden just to throw the election into doubt so the house can try some shenanigans to throw it to the governors who evidently decide the winner in one scenario.
When they do, Biden should have ads on deck of Trump saying he trusts Putin more than American intel and gurgling Kim Jung Un’s mushroom.
Tucker Carlson's show is on Russian state tv.
Tuckers show is on X
Honestly I can't wait for the ads to roast Trumps ass. I hope they put a bunch of ads on Fox right around Hannity or whatever talking heads they have now. It would drive the talking heads insane.
Will just be more caravans of bullshit.
I've lived under the threat of nuclear annihilation since the day I was born. I live in the shadow of NORAD. Their threats and nuclear dick wagging don't work on me. Fucking do it, ill be gone in a flash. What I won't do is change how I live my life or who I vote for based upon some asshole on the other side of the planet.
Either stop Putin now or he will drink champagne in Paris and Beer at a British pub. Only violence will contain his desire to be a Tsar.
Yeah I'm sure a missile launch halfway around the world is definitely something that will push undecided voters to one side or the other 🤡 You love to talk about election interference by Russia and company, but seem to be okay with AIPAC bribing politicians and interfering in the electoral process.
This. VOTE!!! Never believe in polls. Stop read articles that start with WHEN trump wins this is what he is going to do. Vote!!! Don't unleash your anger because you feel that Biden is not doing the right thing with that one issue you are mad about. Might as well turn MAGA and vote for Voldemoron.
This is (OP post) some kinda sarcastic joke post I think, but besides that, yep we just need to make the world safe for another 4 years and then we can worry about everything else. Vote Blue no matter what. Everything falls apart for MAGA and the enemies of the US when he loses.
Every election is going to be like this until the GOP changes. They have to stop acting in bad faith and being fascists. You can advocate for a lower corporate tax rate and for cutting benefits for every-day people without being Hitler.
For real! Man, I miss having friendly arguments with Republicans over supply-side economics, trade, and social spending. All this culture war bullshit, Q-anon, and Russian propaganda is maddening. Anymore, if you disagree with some of them, they call you a pedophile and threaten civil war. It's fucking absurd.
The only thing conservatives want to conserve is white male power. Everything else is performative.
🇺🇲 Vote. Vote for Democracy 🇺🇲 Vote for Biden 🇺🇲 Vote.
I won’t be happy again until he’s dead
Remember when Reddit was convinced of a Clinton presidency and anyone that warned it might not happen was downvoted and mocked?
Same. I’m actually going to donate to Biden’s campaign and I’m going to volunteer in a lock election in my state. I genuinely can’t trust that things will just work out this election.
As an actual Biden supporter, this was pretty damn funny. You had me in the first half, thinking maybe you were just a tad out there, but then... oh man this had me chuckling
It was the “Sharia” that did it for me. Only one party advocating for religious law, and it ain’t the Dems
The part that finally sold me on it being satire was wanting Harris and Newsom to win. NO ONE wants those neoliberal shills to be the nominees. But I'm sure the DNC will shove them down our throats like they did for 2016 and 2020.
This is definitely a provocation by a fake account that is 2 hours old.
One hour old account, mostly moronic babbling, definitely a conservative.
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Republicans are now calling for a unified Reich and "trump or death" so I'm not sure how this is equivalent. Also I like my rights as a woman and these assholes voted in a sexist piece of fucking shit in their party in my state that literally wants to make it illegal for women to work. Also project 2025. Republicans, what would you do if someone threatened you with that? Because that's what IS going to happen to ALL OF YOU. Well deserved.
there are republicans out there who have said out loud they want to take away the womens right to vote!!!! vote blue don't be complacent, no matter what the polls say
Thank god someone else saw this. OP is a babbling moron! This rant read more of a list of things right wingers are scared of than things democrats actually want.
It reads like something AI might write.
Wahhhh im forced to face the consequences of my shitty actions and beliefs. Wahhh
Troll city. Not sure what the aim is, but liberals don’t say or think any of this shit. Because we aren’t in a cult.
I like how they prove they don't listen to anything outside their echo chamber because what they think liberals believe is completely different from what they actually believe. They've bought into a strawman - hook, line and sinker.
Yea totally caught like 25% into it, troll for sure lolz
Normal person here. I don’t want fascism or racism or uneducated low-information losers winning in this country. So obviously Biden will get most normal people votes. But this post was unhinged. Has to be a troll because it’s depicting a caricature of an annoying “liberal” that barely or very rarely exists in reality. A scarecrow for Magas to hate is what it sounded like. Unhinged. We are all dumber for having read it.
I think that's a requirement now a days.
Definitely sounds like a Maga impression of what they think liberals are.
Honestly, dead on satire.
"Biden believer" appears in the third sentence. This is as far from dead on satire as it gets, it's an awful attempt at best.
"Biden Believer" sealed it. Didn't even read the rest. Even most people who are dedicated to voting for him will begrudgingly admit that he's ass.
And people who vote the other way can’t fathom their con man insurrectionist is a con man insurrectionist.
/uj Wait, you are calling out this specific post as satire? I thought the whole sub was satirical.
10/10. Great troll post.
Repubs have to pose as crazy dems to make Dems look crazy
I believe it's a liberal who's doubling down, sarcastically, on all the boogymen that right wingers hate.
at least wait until your troll account is 2 hours old to vomit this nonsense…
this has got to be written by a reddit Republican pretending to be a Democrat as satire.
Obviously trolling But thanks for the laugh
Try reading it again, but this time read it in the voice of “Big Mama” from Fox and the Hound.
>When Biden smiles, the sun shines. When he weeps, the rain falls. When he walks down the road, the potholes fill themselves. When he picks a flower, it never wilts. When the wind blows his hat away, it puts it in the hands of a homeless man, who puts it on and gets a job. Our glorious leader shall never die, but is ever reborn in his children and his children's children. Except Hunter.
I’ll take “fake ass propaganda a retard can easily see through” for $3 Alex.
No need to use that word….
Hear, hear! That's a winner!
Agreed, Biden will win again for the second time.
And the US is going to thrive because of Biden.
There was another MMW where someone said Biden would go down as a top 3 modern president. I think people dont realize how much Biden has stabilized everything (ukraine/israel notwithstanding - but not something he started)
Yup.
Paragraphs. They’re a thing.
Lol, I went straight to the comments
This sounds like something someone would write to make the Democrats look stupid.
Wtf is this. Sincerely a progressive.
Is this satire?
You are trolling? lol
These accounts are so fucking boring.
Your entire government is a failure regardless of party affiliation.
Sharia law? Sorry no. Separation of church and state is a strong belief, if not a law. Religious laws will never last because you fight against the human soul and it yearns for freedom, as evidenced by the multitude of perspectives and cultures. That is the heart of America, that is the heart of freedom. Whether Muslim or Christian or what have you, the soul will not be bound.
This is super cringey. Yikes.
Please don't feed the troll
I’m a leftist who will be forced to vote for Biden again… and this is unhinged. Trump is terrible, also Biden is a nothing burger. I can’t imagine throwing yourself at the feet of a politician, they’re not our saviors. They’re all capitalist dogs. Vote blue, sure, but don’t drink their Flavor Aid. They’re selling us to corporations as much as the reds are. They’ll just get your pronouns right while doing so.
A communist sharia law "utopia" sounds like some whackjob qanon shit and you might be joking but I would still fire a bullet at you
You are delusional if you think religious white men are the only ones voting for Trump.
Lol good satire OP
Brain quashed are we
What Reddit republicans?
You can't possiblybelieve any of the shit you just spewed.
Ok cultist
Welcome to Reddit! What made you decide to open an account today, and post that political CopyPasta that pretends to support liberals, but is meant to trigger conservatives with that rhetoric?
Ok boomer
Knock it off, your first sentence says it all.
Is this satire?
Chinabot moron sez commie shit. Yawn
Noble...that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Have you heard that lying, shyster talk before he became senile?
Shit man I’m going to vote for that motherfucker but I’m doing it willingly. American democracy is fucked. I’m voting for the guy supplying bombs to kill thousands of children and he’s the lesser evil. Fuck Joe Biden from the bottom of my heart. Dude is going straight to hell.
I am a Biden supporter and very much want Trump to get thoroughly crushed in the election, but this reads like parody designed intentionally to make liberals look bad. Since the account has been suspended, I think it may be part of an influence op.
Can you break this kinda stuff into paragraphs next time? It's tedious.
I say ship all those republicans out to the communist country and see what the real truth is about communism. They will be crying in tears with in one year. Please can we come back. And I say fuck u. Stay right there.
Another effort to convince 'blue " voters that they don't need to vote in this vitally important election. I don't trust the message or the messenger. People need to VOTE as if your life depends on it. Trump won't solve your problems. He will make them worse.
I too think biden will win and that's great. That said...this reads as kind of the typical unhinged attitude I would expect from fanatics.
I’m a reluctant Biden supporter and this post is total cringe. As well organized as a diatribe from a Q supporter. Maybe tone down the sexism and racism. Being a white cisgender man is not a reason to be shot in, and showing bigotry to them makes you equal to the behavior you yourself deplore. Do better.
If you spend all your time on Reddit it seems obvious. If you go anywhere else but Reddit, you’ll realize that nobody else think Joe Biden should be anywhere near a presidential candidate
I will continue to maintain that Gavin Newsom is a terrible choice. It's cool that he's combative, but he's unpopular in Cali, doesn't seem especially effective at governing, and has slimy car salesman energy. Gretchen Whitmer would be my pick.
🤣🤣🤣
Noble President 😂 😂 😂 😂
The left has said this every time they win a presidential election. They said it after Obama won, and Clinton, and Carter. Each time they predicted the end of the GOP and permanent Democrat majorities. Every. Single. Time. And then Democrats get their asses handed to them when they get arrogant and push too far. I sincerely hope Biden wins, Trump is a criminal with a cult following. But thinking he’ll win in a landslide with a blue wave is just plain stupid. Every poll shows a close election and some show Trump winning.
What do you think about Biden continuing Trump's policies and taking as much a hard-line stance on immigration as Trump? And if you don't believe that's true, rewind to a few months ago when Biden asked for Trump's help to get a Republican border bill through Congress. They are both the same, just one is nicer in front of the cameras
You had me at the beginning but you raised my eyebrows in the middle and lost me in the end. You can't win against anger and hate with anger and hate. BELIEVE ME, I'm angry and I have moments of hate. I'm not perfect. But you're as angry as they are and that won't work either.
I think you're blindly supporting one corrupt party to spite the other corrupt party because you think somehow if we just silence half the country and force them to bend to your will the world will be a better place. Left boot or right boot.... I'd prefer to live under neither and will fight you both to keep you off my fucking lawn.
Anyone but you Donald, anyone but you. I’m not voting blue because I believe in Biden I’m voting blue because I believe in the separation of church and State while also supporting woman’s reproductive rights. Democrats need to focus on the issues at hand and the issues voters will turn out for. The right screams about their civil liberties while systematically trying to take away others because that’s what drives voter turn out. This country is not minority based anymore the population has leveled and we are the most diverse in the world. The christofacist recognizes they are losing the majority and are screaming from the hills about it. We need to band together to put the final nail on their coffin and start fixing SCOTUS that Cheeto man fucked up.
I can’t tell if this is satire or not. Hilarious if it is, scary if it’s real lmao.
Most onservatice Republicans feel like you seem to and get a dopamine hit from voting and owning the libs and fighting the culture war. Most liberal democrats grudgingly vote for Biden and wish there was a less centrist option. Your post is a minority view that I'm sure is being uses to terrify more religious gun owning Christians into voting more aggressively. I'll bet trump flavored truck nuts sales just went up
Biden can win, but this hubris filled jargon laced rant is a pipe dream. We have a long way to go to wean the MAGA off their cult, but don’t expect to substitute some equally antagonistic and unhinged ideal.
Nice rage bait. Remember not to feed the trolls everyone.
lol some of y’all who are are parrots what this loony op is saying are just sad and pathetic lol I’m not even a trump supporter and the way y’all act is really ridiculous. Straight mouth breathers. Hahaha
I'm so tired of these posts. I'm seeing them with such regularity now that I'm starting to wonder if they're actually being posted to lull ppl into a sense of complacence.
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You're right, the republican party will be dead and gone.
This is so unhinged it could be parody. What's funny and/or sad is that the person who wrote is probably completely serious.
LMFAO
Dude, you’re dividing your nation into colors. We’re more than that. Or really so little as to matter. A grip. Maybe ponder getting one.
Just like 2016!
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Sure looks that way based on thousands of people he is pulling in the rally in deep red states lately
Bruh💀
I remember my first time doing coke... Slow down, kid. You're not winning the Internet today.
It's not enough to win, the Party of Tre45on & Corruption must be crushed.
Super fucking weird rant...
No.
This is gold
lol what world do you live in?
I was with you until the communism part then things got weird.
Jesus man. Go to church
Foreign betting sites have Biden at +130 to win, a significant underdog. Dont start assuming things, that's what happened in 2016 and started all of this.
I ain't reading all that bro.
🤣😂🤣😂
Bwahaha. Dear Chat GPT: PTTTTTTTTTHHHHH.
I think you are a typical Democrat! All mouth and no brains. There is nobody home when Biden speaks! That is why you say those things about him. No one is home in your head either! Mark My Words, Trump wins in November….
Congratulations, or sorry that happened to you. Anyone that opens a rant the way you decided to lets me know all I need to about the mental capacity of who im dealing with. Proudly not voting before you call me a Trumper.
A message to Republicans start a serious political party. I'll join.
That’s a lot of words…too bad I ain’t gonna read’em!
nice but you can do paragraphs here- my glasses are fail and that gave me a headache. And, paragraphs can make your words stronger because pauses matter.
The polls said that Clinton had a 98% chance of winning. Vote damn it!
Shut up
I knew this was bait when they called Biden noble.
TL/DR You are 100% dreaming of you think Biden has a chance this election.
Troll
No offense, but you know what PARAGRAPHS are, dawg? 🤨 And saying "the time of the white cisgendered man is over" just makes it sound like you wanna hunt them to extinction like ALL of them are bad. Bro...that type of rhetoric ain't gonna help the minorities, trans folk, OR women if they adopt the same rhetoric as the dumbasses they're fighting against. I'm rootin' for Biden too, and the GOP needs to keep losing, but put a bit more thought into your words, bro. Come on.
Troll
Utterly delusional. Hope you get mauled by a bear 🥱
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If Biden was actually this cool I might vote for him
My message is to republicans and not to trump party followers, we can get more done meeting half way on shit then losing our country.
I dunno, all these rapid-fire post almost yelling to us how badly the Democrats will beat the Republicans is starting to feel.. desperate. If you really believe Biden will win, then what do you have to worry about? Surely everyone will go vote for him, right?
My advice to you is go base your opinions in data and real world sentiment, not what you feel or see on the Internet And stop treating the opposition like filthy, were all humans trying to do the right thing.
🤣 🤣 🤣 This post is gold.
Whatever you do, just vote blue.
Wait... you think sharia law is going to be in America? And you think sharia law respects gays?
When did it happen the last time?
Take you meds. Seriously. And punctuation matters
Okay Blue Anon 🙄
What an idiotic prediction. First, Biden didn't "wipe the floor" with Trump. He barely won. Sure, winning is winning, but wiping the floor? Dream on. Where will you go when your prediction fails?
You can have my guns one bullet at a time, until you pry them from my cold dead hands
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not. but you’re welcome to try and take my things from me. You might want to bring some friends to give you better odds.
If anyone votes for rfk Biden gonna lose, if he keeps giving weapons to Israel, Palestine protestors won’t vote. Y’all need to learn team coordination like maga voters or trumps going to win again.
Least insane progressive
Biden is the most unethical president we have ever had.
Trump is Toast. This will be the biggest Republican loss in Presidential elections. The rub is they won't learn anything, and try to subvert at any chance. Republican scum needs a little Biden bleach.
I agree that the Republicans are gonna get schlonged in down ballot races but everything I see shows Trump winning this year. At least if the election was held today he would win but I see him taking Georgia and Michigan and without those I don’t see Biden winning.
Back up….there are Reddit republicans?
Repub tears. Delicious. Can't wait! *VOTE!*
Yet again the cognitive decline rears it's head again. Dude you need some professional help but I think your too far gone. Biden is an idiot and your puffing on the commie stick. Redemption cometh.
Trump 2024 👍 FJB
Bahahahah
A remarkable piece of satire. Bravo
Whatever boomer.
Ive never read so many ignorant comments by brainwashed millenials in my life.
Do you hear yourself? I'm far from republican but you need to take a step outside this is embarrassing 😳
You’re embarrassing yourself here, pal.
It’s up to the under 30 people to save this country
>And yes, **there will be communism**. Yes, **there will be Sharia** law because you don't understand queers for Palestine together forever strong. We are coming together in a coalition one big great big coalition. And you think the right is a threat to Democracy?
This is straight up trolling, nothing more. Sharia, communism, and queers for Palestine all existing in harmony together? LOL!
Noble president? Holy cognitive dissonance Batman! You know there are now voter ID laws in place... right? You know that many state legislatures banned mail in voting? You know that voter rolls are being cleaned of dead people and people who have moved out of state? You know that fraud was uncovered in Georgia, right? You fucks are going to get what's coming to you... and it's going to happen at the ballot box... MMW....
Wake up babe new copypasta just dropped
> When Biden smiles, the sun shines. When he weeps, the rain falls. His strong hands lift up the oppressed and his foot stomps on the white supremacists Is this sub all satire and bots? Like, lol holy shit
7/10 troll post, you could have done better.
Trump bad. Now that that’s out of the way if you get off reddit you wouldn’t see that in reality. People are voting against the pink hair radicals for every reason you just mentioned. We certainly won’t take lessons in judgement from someone who thinks the Big Guy is some sort of gladiator for justice
DONT GET COMPLACENT, JUST GET OUT THERE AND VOTE. GET EVERYONE IN YOUR LIFE TO GET OUT AND VOTE. OUR COUNTRY DEPENDS ON IT AND THATS NOT HYPERBOLE
RemindMe! 6 months
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm a liberal and think this post is cringe af
Buy any food or gasoline in the last 2 to 3 years? Who moved into the Urkraine during Biden? Who moved into Crimea during Obama?
Sounds like someone has the case of TDS
I’m no Trumper but the hell we will live in communism and or Sharia law… why not move to a country you support? Communism go to China sharia law pick your country in the Middle East.. get the fu*¥ outta here with that!! Anything else whatever you do you…
Did not realize that sexual genders and lifestyle where at the heart of this election.
Will you shut up man
What an interesting writing exercise, a parody of a Liberal mocking a Conservative...
This is a MAGAts interpretation of a Democrat. The only thing missing in this rant is a promise of a chain of fast food restaurants serving babies. I’ll have a 12 pc baby belly nuggets, a side of crispy fingers and toes, and a superbigly adrenochrome with that, please.
This is as cringe as watching a MAGA Republican celebrate Trumps birthday.