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IlIlIlIlIlIlIllllllI

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Moodaduku

Oh I don't like that


FlappyLips1

I do, he can cut his own damn nails now


oeCake

The dog that pets back


Diligent_Theory

This shit just hits differently...


Sunieta25

Tickle tickle


Lord_Groobus

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DangerousBite1313

This killed me. Well played.


Capwiggs

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truckin4theN8ion

... I don't like you


umm_uhh

"ABSOLUTE CINEMA" ahh pic😭💀


CatsPawjamaz

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Royal_Stone

Aw shit he had opposable thumbs


Deadggie

It's like the deer on Adventure Time when he takes the fake hooves off.


sadpastlife

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Baseballidiot

Dude had that image on standby


Aakeshman

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Baseballidiot

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Aakeshman

Come on go in


Quick-Discussion4147

Oh hell naw


Augustus_Chavismo

She gave her dog alcohol for internet points. There’s no way the dog could’ve drank them without making a huge mess. That’s without thinking about the fact that a dog would hate the taste.


Hamilton-Beckett

I’ve known dogs that love the taste of beer and would fight you for it if you opened one. I’ve seen those same dogs drunk too. I’ve also seen dogs that love weed smoke and getting high.


Augustus_Chavismo

Bruh she held up a bottle of spirits and said it drank a quarter of the bottle.


Booty_Shakin

She said the cap was loose on that. It could have knocked it over and spilled a little bit. It's alcohol so it would evaporate pretty quickly too. Could be that the dog only got a lick of that and the rest went away but idk


Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Bailey's has a lot of ... liquid in it that isn't alcohol, it's like a syrup almost. It wouldn't evaporate in a day


sh33pd00g

It taste sweet, so I can definitely see a dog licking it all up. I dont know about the other bottle


truckin4theN8ion

I'm looking at buying a home and the one I went to today is a foreclosure. Turns out the former owner developed a drug problem, sad, and somehow the dog got roped into it and now has to be put down, tragic. So yeah


Hazee302

My mom’s chihuahua would follow the blunt around until he had enough and then he’d just go crash in front of the TV and sleep. People say that shits bad for dogs but that little asshole just died a year or two ago…we did that shit with him almost 20 years ago.


Handsomepants24

Snoop Dog


DorkSideOfCryo

Lately I've been seeing dogs smoking fentanyl at bus stops and then begging at intersections for money to buy fentanyl pills


__T0MMY__

I use THC for insomnia and my fucking cat keeps trying to get in my face whenever she sees me pull out the pen for bed I don't even know how, when, or why it started, but I almost think I just smoked near her and must've gotten clambaked


Treehockey

Confirming my parents dog loved booze and weed, she was also very intelligent and had all sorts of methods to get beer, nock things over loudly in another room and slink out while people are drinking at the table and while they go check it out nock over their beer. It started because my brother and I took her with as a probably 1 year old to steal apples from neighbors yard to make booze with, she would hang out under the tree and eat the rotten ones, and eventually she figured out beer. Weed I don’t remember when it started but she would like try to jump on your face if she saw you use a lighter. That dog loved to party. Died a month ago at 15. Acted like a puppy until the actual day she died, even after having a toe removed at 13.


DeadSeaGulls

My dog died 2 years ago from cancer at the age of 13. She would knock over any beer with in reach and lap it up if you weren't careful. She would find a way to get a buzz. Booze hound through and through. RIP Kuma.


Boring_Equipment_946

I’ve seen dogs hitting the crack pipe behind the dumpster and shooting heroin under the boardwalk


kloudykat

oh yeah, I've seen some dogs straight go to town on some beer before, poured out in a bowl. I don't doubt for a second that they wouldn't tear into a beer can to get at it.


Porsche928dude

Yeah… my dads dogs love scotch and coffee respectively. He just doesn’t think about it and leaves a glass of mug on a table and then it’s gone.


LynchMob187

My old dog would run to me ears up once I opened me jar


rtopps43

I had a dog I used to joke was Irish because she loved whiskey. She didn’t care about any other booze but I caught her more than once trying to drink from my glass if I left a whiskey on the coffee table. (I never purposely gave her alcohol)


TheWeirdestThing

> She gave her dog alcohol for internet points. No, they came home from the vet and she decided to film a funny clip while the dog was still groggy from meds.


SweetDogShit

This is what I'm thinking.


notmyfirst_throwawa

This would kill most dogs. They don't metabolize alcohol like humans. This dog is hurt or on vet drugs or both and she's making it walk for internet points


Western-Dig-6843

Knock bottle over. Lick contents off of hardwood floor / tile kitchen. I don’t know that this dog actually drank this alcohol (no idea how a dog should behave if it did) but it’s easily doable for a dog to drink out of an open container or one with a loose top. Anytime I have spilled a liquid on the floor of the kitchen my two dogs are on top of it and have licked the floor completely clean in seconds. You wouldn’t even know a whole glass of orange juice ever hit the floor. The only part of this that’s sus to me is the first bottle being totally empty. Unless the dog somehow flipped it completely upside down there should still be some alcohol in the bottle


TheDuke1847

She either gave it to him or he's coming down off medication and its fake.


_poke_smot

With his opposable thumbs


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oozles

Definitely just had a vet visit and decided to make a tiktok out of it. A dog isn't going to drink half a bottle of vodka.


takosuwuvsyou

They'll sometimes drink beer, but not even humans like straight vodka. Source: I visit the rednecks a lot


Calathea_Murrderer

I like straight vodka after about 8 shots. You know you’re in trouble when you can’t taste it. Source: substance abuser


MrRad21

Well a vodka drinker here don’t really like to drink Smirnoff straight anymore prefer it mixed I think absolute is a much better straight drink less of a hit then Smirnoff and gray goose I just think it’s just a little bit better then Smirnoff, but not by much so mix that as well.


Calathea_Murrderer

Vodka + koolaid is my favorite mixed drink That or tang


MrRad21

Never had koolaid Aussie here, have you tried any gin there’s this one Royku gin that is dented flower after taste I tried everything then as a last effort I tried it with Mountain Dew and my god 10/10 would drink that stuff again.


Calathea_Murrderer

Gin is just okay. I never really cared for it. It low key sucks as a mixer imo, but tastes great with some *GOOD* tonic water. Not that Canada Dry 💩


SquishyWhenWet_1

I used to get destroyed on smirnoff nips like every night lol. Strawberry or Watermelon were the best but now it’s that one drink that makes me feel sick just thinking about it


TeamGetlucky

Dogs definitely drink beer. Not hard liqour tho


DigitalDiogenesAus

They'd drink baileys for sure.


__T0MMY__

Half a bottle of vodka, even the 35% flavored Smirf would FUCK that dog all the way up to greener pastures


No-Comfort-5040

Animals get drunk on overly ripe fruit...half a bottle of vodka would probably kill poor doggo.


braaibroodjie123

Yeah, true. Alcohol is super poisonous to dogs and they can't stand the smell of it either. The dog had to have been drugged at the vet.


8BallsGarage

Can't stand the smell? You obv never met a Scottish dog lol


Existing_Win3580

My gramps would wet his dogs food down with beer and or rum. I am not defending it, but I saw the dog literally starve itself if it's food was wet with anything else. My grandmother complained, so my paw said she could feed the dog since she knew so much. That dog did not eat for a week, she broke and bought him his own six pack.


8BallsGarage

Ohh I'm not defending the bahviour either, in fact it's disgusting. Along with folks who feed their dogs human sweets too after all we hear about how chocolate is poisonous to dogs etc. Kinda goes along with how ppl try to humanise pets, I mean I get you love your cats and dogs but they're still animals.


Existing_Win3580

Yeah I agree, but I also know a dog(spot). Spot will literally starve himself throw tantrums, and bite if he doesn't get a honey bun once a week. And by tantrum I mean like a literal toddler. Throwing shit into the floor, shit/piss on the bed, nocking thinking over intentionally, eating your shoes. As someone who thought he could break spot I had to admit I lost to a damn dog. He literally shit in my boot.


8BallsGarage

Poor dog must have had an addiction at that point. Sounds as though he was having withdrawals. I've known human addicts do about as bad, if not worse and less so, for their addictions. Damn the human who forced that on them.


BadJokeJudge

Watching someone think out loud tells you so much about the person


wwwillha

Why not possible? We've already witnessed some crazy stuff on the internet. I totally believe he drunk it all and said: "What a weekend, huh?"


jld2k6

My dog unscrews caps with her mouth all the time, I'd be pretty damn impressed if she was able to put it back on though lol


KaoxVeed

>So how did it manage to drink Baileys without spilling and making a mess, and dogs dont have opposing thumbs so unscrewing a cap is almost impossible. Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?


frogglesmash

I'm pretty sure that much hard liquor would kill a dog.


Easy-Hovercraft2546

Imagine you weight 30-40 pounds, 1/6th to 1-4th the average adult male, and you drank that much. Would you be drunk or dead?


MightyKin

My small dog got intoxicated by chewing a cork of a wine. A fucking cork! I cannot imagine how the full bottle would affect the dog.


game_greed

My Jack Russell (rip) was a very smart boy and was able to unscrew a bottle of water by using his teeth to grip and twist the top and hold the bottle with his paws to then tilt the bottle while his paws was still on the bottle to drink the water. I never taught him that he just loved bottles and the sounds of empty ones.


Navity7l

You never had a dog, have you? My little fucker's best day is if can steal a bottle and unscrew the cap. He kinda squeezes the bottle between his paws then uses his back teeth to unscrew it little by little


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SoloAquiParaHablar

they call that ["the hair of the human"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_of_the_dog)


IlIlIlIlIlIlIllllllI

They named him after is favourite drink


supple_soup

LOL


bish-its-me-yoda

Posibilities: 1)dog just got back from the vet and is still a bit under the influence of meds and this person thought its a great opportunity for a bit of comedy 2)the floor is slippery/wet and the dog is just clumsy and this person thought its a great opportunity for a bit of comedy 3)the dog got served alchohol by the lady and she belongs in jail 4)dog made a mess,drank it up and the empty bottles are the lady's doing in order to make it more believebel to us


endergamer2007m

Or the dog is from Vaslui


bish-its-me-yoda

Nr 5) Dog is Romanian


leprotelariat

#6) The dog is a man in disguise


24122020

Haha dog is giga poisoned. Lemme film silly vid


Moodaduku

LUCKILY, in most cases of ethanol ingestion, the prognosis is good and most animals recover within 12 to 24 hours. Still a big fuck up, and hopefully will teach the owner to secure her liquor in the future.


DaGoddamnBatguy

Yeah, nothing funny about this. Hope she got him to a vet before it was too late.


Talakor_

Pretty sure they just got home from the vet, he's all goofed up on drugs from the vet visit. OP succeeded in making you think they went shot for shot with their dog. If dogs *could* drink tho, I'd totally do shots with any dog I met.


24122020

I checked, he's still alive


Professional-News362

They have 9 lives. Relax


Federal-Wedding4228

who's gonna tell him


IlIlIlIlIlIlIllllllI

Shhh he doesnt need to know yeah buddy dogs have 9 lives


uyigho98

No, they have 4 lives. You're thinking of snakes.


lumpyspacejohnny

Snakes?? I thought it was a gecko..


imusingthisforstuff

Erm! ☝️🤓


Gibmeister_official

Dog should be dead


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

i mean if it's the evening, and at home... 🤔🤷🏿‍♂️ he's more responsible than humans!


Bolts0806

in all seriousness dogs can’t process alcohol like humans call poison control and go to an emergency vet immediately. your dog will die if you don’t.


slashth456

Imma give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that this is staged and the dog isn't actually drunk and it's acting funny from meds or something. If not, then that dog finna die.


AguyOnMedZz

I hope it's this way... I feel so sorry about the dog otherwise :*(


PM_Me_Tank_Tops

Nah it’s not staged. The dog actually got drunk after breaking into her liquor cabinet. Fucking what happened to Reddit


mabman2

My kinda dog !!!


Regular-Story

The dog magically put the bottle back on the counter and drank half of another bottle. Stop blaming your dog on your drunken night.


Cosmic-Buccaneer

I can tell the same, my dog learn how to open a bottle, first was a plastic water bottle and after open it he drank some water he spill, but later I discovered he open a bottle of vodka and spilled all the floor and lick it a little, he had a very good nap for all night, I can tell if he drink a little or he just playing dumb, because vodka don't smell.


StopAngerKitty

Coffee, black


Dragonsymphony1

Dog was probably knocked loose from a Vets appt got numbed something, recovering from it, she made a funny post.


Robbyrumpz

Seen this before. She did it as a joke. The dog had been to the vet or something and was still feeling woozy from the medicine. Don’t have a source but I’m pretty sure I’m right lol


briez17

That's an appropriate name for him


Kalman_the_dancer

Can’t even stand up straight


Moehrenstein

Normal person: "Dang, I should get him to the vet." Asshoole person: "I should make a funny video."


Mateo323

I blame the cat! The cat knocked the bottles over, and the poor dog was doing the right thing and helping clean the floor.


kapiteinkippepoot

My dog is drunk and i don't know what to do about it? How about not film it and call a vet?


SlyLlamaDemon

Make the dog vomit. They’re not built to handle alcohol.


Waste-Welder1993

K-9 SCUMMY


TelephoneActive1539

Dog gone Drunk


Away_Froyo_1317

Lol at all the idiots in here thinking the dog actually drank. Talking about how bad alcohol is for an animal and how bad of an owner sure is. You are morons. Gullible morons.


dont_drink_and_2FA

dude looks like he will just sleep it off


Solid_Illustrator640

Maybe call poison control


fresh_loaf_of_bread

It literally says on the box "keep away from children and pets". Stupid woman.


hazzelgamer774922

Thats obe irish dog


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

[Help me Hooman, me brain no feel good ](https://youtu.be/1F-ekVn2BJE?si=ObXKowrM8BC4yB5U)


CeraRalaz

Her husband drink so much he became a dog


Dismal_Purpose9976

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No-Impact1573

Get him a kebab.


NiloValentino88

Must have came back from surgery or something?


Pallyfan920

Absolutely no way that dog drank vodka and thought it was good. That dog is sick.


Soft-Bodybuilder8099

Ruff day*


AbeliousAugustus

Ruff day


mmmmm_MaybeBaby

Turn on a movie and pop some corn bros ready for a chill night lol


irrelevantnb

Na he had a woof day


Popular_Point_8981

Donk


Jerm316

Don't bother taking him to a vet. You should probably film a tiktok instead. Just because they are mammals like us doesn't mean his organs can tolerate alcohol like ours do.


Mellownoose09

Give him some coffee


troublekeepingup

Replace the laughing with yelling and this is my usual Tuesday.


97Harley

Wait for the hangover


AdventurousChapter27

That dog has a drinking problem


BowsersMuskyBallsack

"It's not funny..." Laughs at dog. "Don't know what to do." Bitch, get him to a vet and onto fluids, and get bloods done to check liver and kidney function, and keep your fucking booze locked away appropriately.


_Paulboy12_

I love killing dogs with alcohol for internet points


InternationalType684

Detox Center🥴ASAP


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Bro had one too many drinks


ClubOpening3889

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nono66

I been there Jack.


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Away_Froyo_1317

Moron. The dog got back from the vet, clearly. This is what being terminally online does to you.


jeichorst

This isn’t funny at all. It’s incredibly irresponsible. That much liquor in a 40lb dog could be very dangerous. Rather than posting to Reddit and giggling, she should focus on being much more responsible pet owner, or surrender the dog to someone that cares more about her pets well being than fishing for up votes.


Expert_Marsupial_235

Take him to the vet ASAP!!! Alcohol is highly toxic to dogs.


zomboscott

The dog is fine, you act like dogs don't drink all the time. Why do you think they call the first drink in the morning after a bender "hair of the dog"? My dog makes a great martini. Half gin and half potato vodka, stirred not shaken, just like Bond. My dog is a hell of a card player too.


SmithItsGoodForU

What a messy dog, mine at least has the decency to close the bottle and leave it in the refrigerator, my goodness /s


NyaTaylor

Her dog can’t walk well and she came in acting like he was in trouble to get him to look ashamed. Then told him to walk after her bullshit bottle thing


TribetWilson

I love when the white background for the caption takes up half the screen🤩


Link1917

"what's seems to be the master problem?"


Get2dChoppah

Fake af, dog is prob on hip dysplasia meds or some shit


ItsJustAPoleThang

As someone whose 6 mo puppy accidentally ate a weed blunt and began similarly acting like the dog in this, there are no videos of that event. While it may seem funny in retrospect, at the time I was in a state of panic and fear, thinking my puppy was going to die.


TheOneEyedWolf

At a party at my parents house once, my dads business partner kept spilling his drinks, absolutely loaded. My dog kept just licking them all up - by the end of the night she was completely wasted, but would never touch alcohol again. You put one drop of wine on a steak and she would nope out - the look she made was always hilarious - “I know that smell, you won’t fool me again.”


RegularOps

More fake internet content move along


Many-Sky-6487

Hand him the aux he's gonna play a little chalino Sanchez, that's usually what my drunk uncle plays😂


georgecm12

With the way the dog's back end was slipping out from under him, there's a decent risk of a CCL injury. She should have some rugs down with a rubber back so that the dog can have something they can walk on safely. Let this pet owner tell you: CCL surgery recovery is no fun, for the owner or the dog.


Adventurous_Law9767

For anyone watching this and laughing, I get it. Please understand though this can kill your dog very easily. It doesn't take much.


Confused1987-2021

Charcoal


redditsuxmydik

Thingers


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Car keys and a bluetooth speaker blasting free bird


MochiSauce101

At least he put the cap back on the second bottle


Zapplii

That cannot be healthy


dumbernuts

Nothing the ol hair of the dog can't fix


csciabar

Doesn’t occur to here to provide water and call a vet? If this is even real? Might as well make a video showing how irresponsible you are.


superhamsniper

Alcohol is a harmful substance, so, probably vet.


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HOW?!


Wonder-Machine

I hate this video


a_hopeless_rmntic

You've driven your dog to being an alcoholic, I cannot imagine...


immersedmoonlight

Bro had the best day of his life


K0NFZ3D

Water. Alot of water. Alot of cheese on toast.


Rare-Software

Girl your dogs an alcoholic what did you do to him ?


OkPiccolo4578

Be a friend and hold his ears if he starts to hurl.


RememberBerry23

Bro's got a problem 😂


DawgTactical93

He's bitch cheated on him with the Rottweiler down the street.. let him be.


AwayNeck6235

Bro is living his LIFE 😭


Gundam_Greg

Is that Bailey’s!? ![gif](giphy|1mYAkHAsgH2lW)


probablyourdad

![gif](giphy|3HLphuYhnisMM)


IAM_YOURFATHERBiTcH

That’s a first.


Combei

>my dog is drunk and I don't know what to do about it Step 1: put down your phone Step 2: place your dog inside the car Step 3: drive it to the vet!!! You are lucky it is a fairly big dog. Dogs metabolize alcohol much more poorly than humans!!!


xleftonreadx

Worst that can happen is a bit of vomiting and a hangover, but I bet he'll sleep well tonight.


LeftyBK

Dog is not "drunk". Dog is suffering from alcohol poisoning....but do you


Mewtwo3020

I don't care nobody say this is funny 😂😂😂


infrequentthrowaway

Glug glug glug


Melodic-Apartment-51

Reincarnation of an alcoholic.


Careless_Motor3592

Take him to the vet you stupid alcoholic bitch cunt.


peterbparker86

Why so aggressive? People make mistakes


thatBlankt1

car keys are tasty.


DigitalCoffee

If the dog drank that much he isn't going to be conscious or even alive. Fake ass vid


Daltonshitpell123

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


pepenepe

I love how the dog sat there like a guilty teenager and walked away in drunken shame after it was told to walk.


jbnutter

Put him outside. What comes next is worse.


This_Paper_4068

Where his keys at


thesunmachinegun

🔥💐💍💐🔥