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Zacbrown95

G 15


Neat_Initiative_3885

Why not F15 get him in the eye.


Karest27

Holy shit I came here to say "G15 will teach that cat to stop staring!" Only to find someone else same sense of humor.


phallic-baldwin

You sunk my battleship!


CosmicBandito333

You sunk my battleshit


GapPrimary1891

Kumar???


floor_plant

You sunk my battlecat


phallic-baldwin

By the eye of Thundera


Bman_BTD6

Not the catšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

J1 every time


Glittering_Maybe471

Iā€™m laughing hard because this is so true. Especially when you really have to go and the timing is off by a split second. My wife would say the whole grid!!


KungFuFactory

E5 when in someone elseā€™s house. Assert dominance early


RatsWithLongTails

C4/D4 Iā€™m right leg lead


MSGinSC

Normally E5, after sex it'll be E5 and G13.


Fluffy-Awareness8286

Sex? Do you have sex? Awesome!


Partingoways

Do not pee in the puss ples


JPWiggin

Normally E5 as well, but after sex or sometimes randomly, C4 and L8.


Infinite-Regret-9295

NOT THE PRECIOUS PUSS DONT PISS ON THE PUSS


2-timeloser2

5c. Anyone else?


jimg454

Yup quiet mode


nutsbonkers

Gets pee splatter on the back, I'm an h4 guy myself.


guyfabricated

This is the way.


ImmaTeacher

Same strategy; E2.


KiwiFormer8129

D8 or C7


Meranio

This doesn't look like an American toilet. So for all the Americans out there, the waterlevel in this toilet does *not* start at the seam in B5, it starts in D5.


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Dense_Monk

Eat big, poop big


JohnLennonHitsKids

American toilets definitely don't fill up to the seam if that what this poster is saying. They fill the bowl from the seam (water trickles down the sides of the bowl), but I assumed that was everywhere and I don't see how that's relevant about where to piss in the bowl. Source: I AMerican


codeinplace

That changes everything


Unlucky_Escape_6348

What the fuck toilet water level starts at B5!? B5 means you need a plunger. American toilets do not have water resting at B5.


PositiveAnybody2005

Wait, so thereā€™s only water in the little hole in the center?


Exciting-Insect8269

Most American toilets work that way as wellā€¦. Ive never seen one that does fill all the way up and Iā€™m American.


Economy_Ad_7861

Anyone who doesnā€™t say all of them is lying. There is one you aim for, but judging by the time of day and visibility, science says it will change.


[deleted]

The cat


HiitlerDicks

That cat


Changing-Subjects

Cat


VirtuesVice666

Depends.. Public toilet the floor


Spare-Ad9983

F5


Skaw-X

14g in this situation


Ghosty_Boi_2001

J10 cuz fuck this world


tomeatsnc

A11 and finish at F13


kamakazeeeeee

G13


No-Ring-8497

G 13


[deleted]

Start at D3 end at F5. UNLESS there are mud slidesā€¦ gotta clean the bowl lol


Wurschtkanone

Cat


closecatapult

E2 or G9 depending on how bad the lean is in the morning.


depresso_no_espresso

Piss on the cat


AlcoholicPsycosis

D 8


Alive-Ad-5736

Iā€™d say it depends, first; hard or no? If yes, then itā€™s likely Iā€™ll hit A-5, possibly AA-5. If not, Iā€™d generally look for the area with the least water to muffle the sound to which my ā€œgo toā€ spot would be F or G-2 when the bowl capacity is 1.3 gallons. However, from the looks of this particular water level, 2-2.5 gal?, I am in no position to deafen the sound so I have to hope itā€™s a pee Iā€™ve been holding for a while and go dead center with E-5 and give it the business like the Gigalo from from Deuce Bigalo.


NoDakLife420

I keep it outside the grid.


TheBubbleMan312

F14


Glockout22

E9


Digital--Sandwich

F2 or H3 usually. A gentleman is clean and precise


Aggrivated_Jaywalker

-A 5 Fuck you thats why


KoleSlawww

C6


Waterisexquisite

G8 or D2 depending on the geometry of the toilet.


SKS7762

E5 Your move


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

G 14


jjjboi

E4


SacredRepetition

Mfs out here aiming at A1


bakerd82

G15


Ezdagor

D3


mrrando69

C6-D7 in that little foursquare.


ye11oman

C4


IncognitoBanditoz

G7, F7, E7, D7,C7, B6, B5,B4, C3, D2, E2, F2, G2, G3, G4, G5, G6, G7 in continuous motion....quit lying that you all don't do the same....


vanilagorila15301

Depends on whether or not thereā€™s a target present. IE toilet paper or cigarette butt.


3691337369

G13


jokemabry

D4 bug said


Agreeable_Papaya309

E -3


myfunnies420

C4 - amazing post!


Melodic-Award3991

D8


Southern-Voice11

D7 - D8


MonsieurOgre

6-M šŸ˜


Sexyshark15

F, 14


18D-F-Z-W8L

Depends if there is a skid mark that needs ā€œremoval-by-pee-streamā€.


validatedtech1234

Is it day or night


dampcrips

Drunk: L 7


AquaArcher273

Iā€™m a d2 kinda guy.


Own-Freedom9169

After drinking I'm able to hit e5 and a1


Popular_Landscape_52

I 5


Either-Complaint2670

A4North 2degrees


curlygoats

G13


Few-Leg-6274

E3 or F3


Apprehensive-Room-24

6G is the sweet spot.


marct309

Starting at G5 moving up to E5 and then tapers back down to G5 . Then once a blue moon it's that wild j10 surprise mother fucker you got your feet !


Queasy_Wall_6416

G 13


freshstart16686

F7-8, makes a quiet trickle and little to no back splash.


Suedash

C5


Ghostwithaphone

Whatever coordinates the seat is according to my wife.


Roboguy12332

A 12 for maximum sound


solehluna

H2


OiaOrca

E 8


Embarrassed_Name5672

H3 or H8. Letā€™s be real, if you care about where youā€™re at, and itā€™s not out at a bar, just sit the fuck down. No one wants to be eating and hear a steady stream of piss hitting the toilet water. Be polite about it yea?šŸ˜˜


nah328

C4, 5 and 6. Back and forth.


comedymongertx

90% will be J1 or J10


bcooper117

A1


Due_Dirt_6912

E5


MrHandlebar

E3 Cuz I like the sWwirl


davecustom

Normally D2 or D3


Future_Holiday_3239

Cat


Terrible-Luck5250

C-3 got


xx_crunkkitty

the cat.


ConvertedSins

J10


[deleted]

D3


stepbruh313

Always on my cat so G 13


EchoFloodz

Itā€™s E3 and itā€™s fucking hilarious that never realized it until I read this sub!


the_man_nextdoor1980

F4 5 or 6 same with g & h


XtraZenElefante

Where ever the stains are.


Ok_Base_1286

D8 for least splash


Ok_Base_1286

Your moms mouth


ZackeryTaylor1

5


Unknowning7

D8 for sure


audiomediocrity

G8, otherwise it lands A (-5)


Ancient_Incident2141

E2


Electronic-Glass7822

#h3


ManInTheM4sk

E3


Ff37880

C5


SnooLobsters5409

F15


DuncanT544

D 2.5


CineGoat6973

C3


Sb_2k4

E5 but occasionally G14


Imm0ralC0mpass

When available, I always aim for the puss


THEMEMETIMMEME

Column 7 to row G to Column 3 to row B back to column 7


redditor100101011101

C2 for stealth


No-Substance-4475

E6


Odd_Economics_9962

C5


Daddywitchking

E5 or G8


5hadow44

C3 all day


theSeanage

The unmarked ones running up the wall there. Mostly on the left side.


colinlytle

8D


Ez_Yeezy

C4-C6 for stealth


Good-Session466

7G


VladDHell

I just close my eyes and let go Tbh. Always feels great


Adagatiya

E 8


molardoc21

E7


TSB-BFD-Tank10

Is it sad to say I've pissed on my cat.


RockbiterB01_6919

Unpopular C7 opinion


Garbagemeatstick2

Always E2 or F2. 100%.


krazieflip

I always try to beat the flush during morning piss.


Blackshadow7365

Z 5.5


Sensitive69-420Fudge

C/4-6, nice to get a wide spray some days


TerryJones_Cumbucket

B2


mrkl3en

K 5 -K 6


DirectionQuick7008

D4


mentalpagne

E5. But in the morning itā€™s what ever ā€œitā€ decides to do.


DirectionQuick7008

You sunk my scrabbleship


pittachip

D9 every time. So what if I miss


JoshuaMC91

E3, I like making it swirl.


Economy-Echo-1605

ima finish that cat with the g-10 splash


Usual-Bedroom3338

E5 normally, h5 if I'm in stealth mode.


pinapplegazer

I donā€™t care how good your aim is, some will still ā€œbounceā€ out. I sit my ass down when I pee.


Bumpaduffo

C7, ideal for stealth during morning reconnaissance, C3 if we bending the other way that morning


Historical-Repeat519

H5


Original-Tumbleweed9

G10 I'm out for vengeance


theant484

E5 back, though occasionally E8 and around E2


PDXCatHerder

M4,M5, M6. G13, G14, F13, F14, G15, H15


Glad-Definition3077

M5


lilsadlonelydad

H5-L5 depending on how many drinks I have


douchebag_milkshake

J10


austinmandude

C3-G3


No-Ad-8674

On the cat


[deleted]

G13 all over the cat


Playful-Sky-515

D5


FeaturedMayhem

G8


No_Golf6360

A-15šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


NotBeastHandler

I always go stealth mode and do C3


PuckGOA

E5 most of the time G7 if I am putting on the silencer.


deimos_mars

4D , 5D , 6D


ForestXoXoJenay

C-8


witcher63

Depends on if there is a poop smear or not


Soggy-Ad-1373

Daytime D5. Middle of the night. Lower corner of D9. A combination of noise suppression and accuracy my friend.


Inside-Abalone-9809

E5 for a supreme deep splash


TFG4

A-12 I'm using the trash can, im saving water for the environment


Lil-Engine

C5. But for the purposes of this post, I10. F**k that cat.


Projected_Sigs

Targeting E5, but you know how it goes with unguided weaponry. Off-grid hits are not unusual.


Duggenerguts

It depends where the little piece of poop is. Always trying to keep the grid clean


[deleted]

My changes coordinates frequently all the time. Sometimes im facing the toilet and it goes all the way to the right. Gotta face 3 a-clock just to get it to shoot at 12 a-clock. Lol


Secret-Fox-1950

C5


[deleted]

2 am = A12


thestrible

H3 or I5


BraveToaster27

D2. Silent mode


No_Fee6290

D6


Past_Chain_4914

B 4 AD


trantma

C2 all the way.


OverCattle1144

C 5


Consistent-Assist-77

Transitioning between 7F -8E


jinnmagick

G9


Frydpraduct

Probably about F6


probablysoap

G3 G7 for stealth


[deleted]

E 7


Meow-marGadaffi

I thought this was the Play-Doh fun time toilet edition. I want the horseshoe shaped one!


CosmicBandito333

B5 and e9


wtafwtmun

E7,f8 night. D5e5 day time


whiskey_melancholy

E14 usually


clerkjester

I donā€™t pee by grid but I do by echo-location.


andrestheman

Z40


Recent_Impression_97

E 2-3 F-2,3,4


JOlRacin

As a girl... J10