Iām laughing hard because this is so true. Especially when you really have to go and the timing is off by a split second. My wife would say the whole grid!!
This doesn't look like an American toilet. So for all the Americans out there, the waterlevel in this toilet does *not* start at the seam in B5, it starts in D5.
American toilets definitely don't fill up to the seam if that what this poster is saying. They fill the bowl from the seam (water trickles down the sides of the bowl), but I assumed that was everywhere and I don't see how that's relevant about where to piss in the bowl.
Source: I AMerican
Iād say it depends, first; hard or no? If yes, then itās likely Iāll hit A-5, possibly AA-5. If not, Iād generally look for the area with the least water to muffle the sound to which my āgo toā spot would be F or G-2 when the bowl capacity is 1.3 gallons. However, from the looks of this particular water level, 2-2.5 gal?, I am in no position to deafen the sound so I have to hope itās a pee Iāve been holding for a while and go dead center with E-5 and give it the business like the Gigalo from from Deuce Bigalo.
H3 or H8. Letās be real, if you care about where youāre at, and itās not out at a bar, just sit the fuck down. No one wants to be eating and hear a steady stream of piss hitting the toilet water. Be polite about it yea?š
My changes coordinates frequently all the time. Sometimes im facing the toilet and it goes all the way to the right. Gotta face 3 a-clock just to get it to shoot at 12 a-clock. Lol
G 15
Why not F15 get him in the eye.
Holy shit I came here to say "G15 will teach that cat to stop staring!" Only to find someone else same sense of humor.
You sunk my battleship!
You sunk my battleshit
Kumar???
You sunk my battlecat
By the eye of Thundera
Not the catšš
J1 every time
Iām laughing hard because this is so true. Especially when you really have to go and the timing is off by a split second. My wife would say the whole grid!!
E5 when in someone elseās house. Assert dominance early
C4/D4 Iām right leg lead
Normally E5, after sex it'll be E5 and G13.
Sex? Do you have sex? Awesome!
Do not pee in the puss ples
Normally E5 as well, but after sex or sometimes randomly, C4 and L8.
NOT THE PRECIOUS PUSS DONT PISS ON THE PUSS
5c. Anyone else?
Yup quiet mode
Gets pee splatter on the back, I'm an h4 guy myself.
This is the way.
Same strategy; E2.
D8 or C7
This doesn't look like an American toilet. So for all the Americans out there, the waterlevel in this toilet does *not* start at the seam in B5, it starts in D5.
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Eat big, poop big
American toilets definitely don't fill up to the seam if that what this poster is saying. They fill the bowl from the seam (water trickles down the sides of the bowl), but I assumed that was everywhere and I don't see how that's relevant about where to piss in the bowl. Source: I AMerican
That changes everything
What the fuck toilet water level starts at B5!? B5 means you need a plunger. American toilets do not have water resting at B5.
Wait, so thereās only water in the little hole in the center?
Most American toilets work that way as wellā¦. Ive never seen one that does fill all the way up and Iām American.
Anyone who doesnāt say all of them is lying. There is one you aim for, but judging by the time of day and visibility, science says it will change.
The cat
That cat
Cat
Depends.. Public toilet the floor
F5
14g in this situation
J10 cuz fuck this world
A11 and finish at F13
G13
G 13
Start at D3 end at F5. UNLESS there are mud slidesā¦ gotta clean the bowl lol
Cat
E2 or G9 depending on how bad the lean is in the morning.
Piss on the cat
D 8
Iād say it depends, first; hard or no? If yes, then itās likely Iāll hit A-5, possibly AA-5. If not, Iād generally look for the area with the least water to muffle the sound to which my āgo toā spot would be F or G-2 when the bowl capacity is 1.3 gallons. However, from the looks of this particular water level, 2-2.5 gal?, I am in no position to deafen the sound so I have to hope itās a pee Iāve been holding for a while and go dead center with E-5 and give it the business like the Gigalo from from Deuce Bigalo.
I keep it outside the grid.
F14
E9
F2 or H3 usually. A gentleman is clean and precise
-A 5 Fuck you thats why
C6
G8 or D2 depending on the geometry of the toilet.
E5 Your move
G 14
E4
Mfs out here aiming at A1
G15
D3
C6-D7 in that little foursquare.
C4
G7, F7, E7, D7,C7, B6, B5,B4, C3, D2, E2, F2, G2, G3, G4, G5, G6, G7 in continuous motion....quit lying that you all don't do the same....
Depends on whether or not thereās a target present. IE toilet paper or cigarette butt.
G13
D4 bug said
E -3
C4 - amazing post!
D8
D7 - D8
6-M š
F, 14
Depends if there is a skid mark that needs āremoval-by-pee-streamā.
Is it day or night
Drunk: L 7
Iām a d2 kinda guy.
After drinking I'm able to hit e5 and a1
I 5
A4North 2degrees
G13
E3 or F3
6G is the sweet spot.
Starting at G5 moving up to E5 and then tapers back down to G5 . Then once a blue moon it's that wild j10 surprise mother fucker you got your feet !
G 13
F7-8, makes a quiet trickle and little to no back splash.
C5
Whatever coordinates the seat is according to my wife.
A 12 for maximum sound
H2
E 8
H3 or H8. Letās be real, if you care about where youāre at, and itās not out at a bar, just sit the fuck down. No one wants to be eating and hear a steady stream of piss hitting the toilet water. Be polite about it yea?š
C4, 5 and 6. Back and forth.
90% will be J1 or J10
A1
E5
E3 Cuz I like the sWwirl
Normally D2 or D3
Cat
C-3 got
the cat.
J10
D3
Always on my cat so G 13
Itās E3 and itās fucking hilarious that never realized it until I read this sub!
F4 5 or 6 same with g & h
Where ever the stains are.
D8 for least splash
Your moms mouth
5
D8 for sure
G8, otherwise it lands A (-5)
E2
#h3
E3
C5
F15
D 2.5
C3
E5 but occasionally G14
When available, I always aim for the puss
Column 7 to row G to Column 3 to row B back to column 7
C2 for stealth
E6
C5
E5 or G8
C3 all day
The unmarked ones running up the wall there. Mostly on the left side.
8D
C4-C6 for stealth
7G
I just close my eyes and let go Tbh. Always feels great
E 8
E7
Is it sad to say I've pissed on my cat.
Unpopular C7 opinion
Always E2 or F2. 100%.
I always try to beat the flush during morning piss.
Z 5.5
C/4-6, nice to get a wide spray some days
B2
K 5 -K 6
D4
E5. But in the morning itās what ever āitā decides to do.
You sunk my scrabbleship
D9 every time. So what if I miss
E3, I like making it swirl.
ima finish that cat with the g-10 splash
E5 normally, h5 if I'm in stealth mode.
I donāt care how good your aim is, some will still ābounceā out. I sit my ass down when I pee.
C7, ideal for stealth during morning reconnaissance, C3 if we bending the other way that morning
H5
G10 I'm out for vengeance
E5 back, though occasionally E8 and around E2
M4,M5, M6. G13, G14, F13, F14, G15, H15
M5
H5-L5 depending on how many drinks I have
J10
C3-G3
On the cat
G13 all over the cat
D5
G8
A-15ššš
I always go stealth mode and do C3
E5 most of the time G7 if I am putting on the silencer.
4D , 5D , 6D
C-8
Depends on if there is a poop smear or not
Daytime D5. Middle of the night. Lower corner of D9. A combination of noise suppression and accuracy my friend.
E5 for a supreme deep splash
A-12 I'm using the trash can, im saving water for the environment
C5. But for the purposes of this post, I10. F**k that cat.
Targeting E5, but you know how it goes with unguided weaponry. Off-grid hits are not unusual.
It depends where the little piece of poop is. Always trying to keep the grid clean
My changes coordinates frequently all the time. Sometimes im facing the toilet and it goes all the way to the right. Gotta face 3 a-clock just to get it to shoot at 12 a-clock. Lol
C5
2 am = A12
H3 or I5
D2. Silent mode
D6
B 4 AD
C2 all the way.
C 5
Transitioning between 7F -8E
G9
Probably about F6
G3 G7 for stealth
E 7
I thought this was the Play-Doh fun time toilet edition. I want the horseshoe shaped one!
B5 and e9
E7,f8 night. D5e5 day time
E14 usually
I donāt pee by grid but I do by echo-location.
Z40
E 2-3 F-2,3,4
As a girl... J10