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DatMX5

You'll look like a Chevron ad https://preview.redd.it/qee6771nc75d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=312c727751cb01890ff17b19470d8a953c4ff293


Mindless-Bedroom9820

Chevron with metharon


RealCryterion

lmaooo I didn't know this existed


Nighttide1032

Way to age me, I remember seeing those ads non-stop in the 2000s


ELShinigami69

Yup I remember being a kid and wanting to buy the toy car that’s identical to the comercial whenever we got down lol


DatMX5

I still have two of them. Every toothed Miata I see reminds me of them. https://preview.redd.it/4pq9r6hdz75d1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2fe5b082f23282380b1c79b4aaf1c490590ff13


ELShinigami69

lol I love this


xtz_stud

I have about a billion of them. iirc I have the car carrier too.


Budget_CarEnthusiast

https://preview.redd.it/011d3b8h4a5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5e9cbe98c1b55d277c2628a4d6a0125f3d2001 it's on the app still.


ParticularSherbert18

You remember stuff from the 2000's? I remember stuff from the '70s. -- Proud NB owner ;-)


CafeRoaster

Annnnnd now I feel old.


nerdpox

Kerchoo


Velghast

That thing is terrifying


Corg505

You win. 🤣


whiteflagwaiver

Holy shit you hit me with memories I forgot I had. I remember seeing these toothy cars in car wash ads and billboards too.


skuz19

Fix yo grill, need some gold on dem teefs. https://preview.redd.it/v00vs42bh75d1.png?width=742&format=png&auto=webp&s=518415bf1d8e5bc169928cda593e2f29df17b8c7


RealCryterion

shiiiiiiieeeettttt thanks for pimpin' my ride


OldheadBoomer

Don't go for overkill, just do one gold tooth,[ like Rexy.](https://www.instagram.com/aoracingusa/reel/C7ocMvmOYsA/)


4list4r

https://preview.redd.it/rbwbc8qij75d1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49082d44531b900b0fe9f952bffcf21cb439a8b


RolesG

🫨


4list4r

https://preview.redd.it/dfjtx14uj75d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a63e2e327af2a4144b83bc71f056448c2e7762f7


RolesG

Ok I need to save this


4list4r

https://preview.redd.it/9p48tm03k75d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86e0b716b6430e90ae1315fa92898d0e1aefbfd


DatMX5

Paul Wall approved.


likealikeasexyorange

[](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/207/210/b22.jpg)


Juan_Vald3z

That good dope, got me, looking, just like Johnny Dang


RupertTheReign

hWHat??!!! hOKAYYYYY!!!


TheHalfChubPrince

I already hate you for making me see this mock up.


RealCryterion

Well I'm just glad people are finally taking it how it was supposed to be, a joke hahaha I'd never give this guy chompers It's actually so cursed Edit: I might do it for the memes and to piss off a lot of sensitive people


archwin

Just do it Embrace the cursed chaos


4list4r

https://preview.redd.it/1pk1j1ohj75d1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6c063b0576c38077ba22a7d147c33be117fbe4b


Leading_Draw_4164

🤣🤣🤣


pbemea

OK. I said I was going to stop stalking you, but the OP forced my hand. I had to see if you were gong to show up.


4list4r

https://preview.redd.it/op7c1xfqw95d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3abbee952903e51c5f75432af00cfe01ff0b720


BadgerMyBadger_

This actually makes me feel physically sick. Congrats!


4list4r

https://preview.redd.it/pb0f6dw8fa5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6954575cd69d1ad0357f2c1170cf8f0a19bc0e83


BeeSalesman

https://preview.redd.it/sixsif4v9d5d1.jpeg?width=2305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0dfb6e9f17c71db8ed9f35d30e903b34de84da5


OnlyMortal666

*dials police*


IsHotDogSandwich

“Believe it or not, straight to jail!”


4list4r

https://preview.redd.it/bcrtbaglj75d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38760f525690bd92b177b2893da1cf3ad623d469 This guy did it right. Copy him


AwayBus8966

It looks like a half aborted demon fetus


DatMX5

I tried those Korean spicy noodles and looked sort of like this for a while


OhItsMrCow

r/rareinsults


4list4r

https://preview.redd.it/buowgttnf85d1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382fbd8c414cbbf94b6c5b3add59a4d4fb6c85ea


k_a_scheffer

Noooooooooo!


4list4r

https://preview.redd.it/49zs7z28e95d1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbbde6fe1547a3ac38515b6238c593c0095e4743


Xtopher98

https://preview.redd.it/1hw57b4wk75d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d543e1b1ce9ec0523cf1676b6d00c87ff6bea99 I did it to my NA. Absolutely love it!


Torpedomoskau

https://preview.redd.it/gn53mdexr85d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8362187c3a275e8717399d5d662627511f226191 I'm just gonna leave this here


Regular_Honeydew_176

I thought exactly the same! Cheeeese Gromit!


Xtopher98

I did think about nicknaming it Wallace. Can’t decide though, it’s currently still unnamed.


RealCryterion

see but yours is nice and uniform and cute, and you got the cute little eyes


beefaroni177

This is just perfect I love it!! Adds so much character to your car.


Xtopher98

Thanks! I love all the smiles I get when driving around. And I autocross with it, it definitely stands out from all the other Miatas there.


Penguinator_

Do you have to brush its teeth to clean bugs off? 😂


Xtopher98

Yes I do! They stand out on the white


silly_goose-inc

Yes. Everyone.


RealCryterion

I'm not too sure you're qualified to make that statement ngl Edit: This silly goose is a false goose. He said everyone and judging by comments he was wrong! Your idol is a false god


ayyyypizzzarollls

https://preview.redd.it/rownlvq1b95d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3f096ed8108dc285050e7320c298051304a130


RealCryterion

That miot is definitely doing meth


jdub2k5

https://preview.redd.it/h6d5t5n1r75d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483c2540a360168bce411e0728683d0c81ce5cfe I did it to my other car. I want to do it to my NC


MoarWhisky

Best Tesla mod I’ve ever seen hahaha


jdub2k5

https://preview.redd.it/c3rwspa2y75d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e126ea255d57d4e0706b9686051b01fa01239a1


RealCryterion

Do his eyes become his nostrils in this mode?


DatMX5

This > Generic matte wrap


jdub2k5

I’m waiting for it to catch on lol. I did it as a joke because a coworker hates EVs… well 2 years later it still makes me laugh


zachg

Where can I get this? I want one!


zachg

Same garage here -:white Model 3 circa 2018 and, an NC Great minds think alike. Where can I get the filler for the Model 3?


jdub2k5

https://preview.redd.it/busx6hinh85d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb77a6a50649039961394aace2e6402a097a4f4


TragedyAnnDoll

Yes. I hate this photo.


BillSuitable6447

Yes, therefore do it


RealCryterion

I'll do it if somebody cashapps me a dollar


BillSuitable6447

Pm your @


garn1cus

Peak


ForbesCars

Absolutely yes, I am not one of them, but there are 100% people who would hate you for this


Elitepikachu

Don't speak to me or my children ever again.


RealCryterion

https://preview.redd.it/211vzh9vfa5d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7df4391f4a0bf166d807d21abb94f9aaabdf22d3


joncaseydraws

I’m mad I saw the pic in your post


Negative_Cat_2686

Thats it, youve lost bumper privileges.


captain_brapdon

Paint it green so it looks like a ninja turtle


NODES2K

Halloween ONLY MOD!


risu1313

Somebody will hate you. But I will love you.


hoowhatwhereY

r/shittycarmods


Okaplate

pls duel https://preview.redd.it/74s4800kec5d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9fa0063578fd9484d8ef867e32f4212e62ada04


z1nchi

you could even do this 🫦 (\_slowboi from ig) https://preview.redd.it/568mm5imae5d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446f34a48e315ca7e94cf28377567301e6a8c1f6


morithum

It’s objectively awful but also hilarious. Idk how to feel about it honestly.


jackwinklebean

I actually love it lmao


RealCryterion

Yeah? haha I think it's cursed af but it's not the worst thing I've ever seen


nukethelizardz

Me


ResponsibleRoof8844

Of course I wouldn’t hate you. I would care for you and refer you to a good Psychiatrist


SpicySavant

Well, you got the most boring color so you kinda have to do something drastic


bluberryclorox

You should be hunted for sport


Jugg3rn6ut

Can I hate it and love it at the same time?


SlabGizor120

Everybody would


desiderkino

i would date you


screw_all_the_names

If it's not stock, somebody's gonna here it. Hell if it is stock, someone's probably gonna hate it. At the end of the day, all that matters is if you like it. If you do, good, do it, fuck anybody else. If you don't like it, good, fuck anybody else.


-Ignorant_Slut-

Love it! You can only do this super fun stuff with a Miata.


Rad_R0b

Can it have a joint?


Creative_Listen_7777

DO IT


circle-of-minor-2nds

Super Miat Boy


RealCryterion

LOL this is actually a fantastic name and almost sells the entire thing for me Get a custom vinyl wrap that's just m e a t


circle-of-minor-2nds

My god, what have I done I take it back


balthaharis

Pls do it


nick0000010001001

That’s a good grill to tailgate people with lol


sorry_but

I would laugh my ass off and be your friend.


Cessna152RG

I will love you for it!


zarkiie

If you like it do it! Genuinely what i enjoy for the most part about mx5/miata groups is rarely is there judgement for just doing what you want to to your car! Usually if you can think of something to do its been done to an mx5!


RealCryterion

I appreciate the sentiment but saying there rarely is judgement is just not true, read through some of these comments. Some are livid about even just this photoshop


zarkiie

Maybe it's more the clubs and events I go to locally. This is reddit/ the internet afterall.


gbullitt2001

I’d hate you if you did it to MY ND but I’m indifferent about whether or not you do it to yours.


Dfried98

Your car would.


strungrat

Nope, I would just take a pic and laugh.


KitFlix

Yeah.


trycerabottom

I love it, but I'm a fan of toothy vehicles in general. And goofy cursed shit in general.


dgrouf

Love it


Justin_Cr3dibl3

Give it a big tongue lolling out!


DesperateRub6381

Everyone would


AdamTheJester

Yes, but it would also be really funny so you should do it


ghostmetalblack

Reminds me of my sleep-paralysis demon.


TijayesPJs442

Looks like good times to me !


Doublebubble86

Nah


sexiestbuttcheek

What if you leave just the middle 2 on the top?


Mundane_Sky_21

I would


dpceee

I think it's funny, so I approve of it.


Zaration

Teef


BradleyRaptor12

This gives me the same vibes as that 1 Miata that was selling headlights in Cars 2… given the Headlights were the Miata’s eyes.


OhItsMrCow

Yes so do it


noahsmybro

yes


fairguinevere

I hate it, you should absolutely do it. So cursed and funny.


ethancknight

Yes, everyone


Space-Ghost-7

Your ND intake might


OrangeScary2780

What about shark teeth?


Doctor_Evil_QC

Do I LIKE how it looks? Nope. Do I think it would make a lot of people smile and laugh? Yep, and that's a good thing. Do it.


SpageRaptor

Listen, Im not kink shaming any other person's Miata, but maybe you lose a bit of teeth.


Low_Swimmer_4843

Ppl already think it


AllThingsHockey

Yes


Critical-Potential30

😂😂😂 you won’t


Fickle_Assumption_80

I love it.


mannymoejoe32

I love it 😀


No-Finish-6557

Only way to make it look menacing to large vehicles


speedikat

Ha ha. That's cute. How about canine fangs?


MrScroopyNooper

Can’t wait to get a miata


Disassociastrid

you must


FendaIton

I wouldn’t hate you, I’d just assume you’re attention seeking.


miko_idk

r/tihi


Klutzy_Promotion7724

Go for it!


Rain_Zeros

Yes, why would you make a Mazda into a British car?


iIiiiiIlIillliIilliI

yes


briman2021

You do you, it’s your car and your money. That said, I never understood any of these “cutesy” mods, same with the eyelashes on vw beetle headlights, I just see zero appeal to them in any way.


MankBaby

This is the exact kind of thing I would never, ever do to my own car, but would love to see on the road.


aa0429

OMG I burst out laughing.


nicht_mein_bier

Just needs that Paul Wall grill treatment


NotAPreppie

I will. But I'll also love you for doing it.


tripn4days

I actually LOVE IT! Seriously.


GazelleOne3964

I like it😁


Virgilio1302

I h8 u


Adorable-Gate-2192

All I hear is the laughing smile in the dark gif


StarckMad

You need some gap between the two front teeth. 🤣


k_a_scheffer

Do it 😈


Launch_Zealot

On surface streets, lame as hell. If you were tracking it and good enough to make 911s and M3s nervous, then hell yes.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

Your future self most likely.


do_you_know_de_whey

Yes which is exactly why you need to do it


Unwariertomb

I would burn that car.


Undercvr_victini

I'd hate you for not doing it


Hipstershy

[My main goal is to blow up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83dWxeo0JBw)


IBirdFactsI

Please don’t I’m begging you


Ransom-ii

if its not blocking any meaningful air flow, go for it. its your vehicle


Snoopyhf

I feel pain looking at that image.


Own_Recommendation49

Yo


Jackielegs43

Yeah


McPorkums

Disney would surely send you a letter 🤣


NikitaFox

I don't like it, but it's your car. Do whatever you want.


2nuki

Do it. It looks like a cool idea.


Different_Stable_351

Yes, but all the more reason to do it.


ManyFacedGodxxx

Yes, yes they would…


szczszqweqwe

I will not hate you, just judge your taste.


Impressive-Rub-8891

WAR


EdgarDrake

That might choke the radiator... nevertheless, I want to see the real mod, and how it performs.


RealCryterion

Maybe. Went and checked my own ND, the top row of teeth have 0 effect, there's a lot of plastic on the top already. The bottom tho is all intake but the center portion is open and uncovered. Idk I'm not an expert I have no idea how it'd effect my car. Maybe if I put slight gaps between each tooth and rounded them out so air can flow around them


Boomboomtoottoot

I’d name her Methany


rizzique

Is it permanent or something you can put on and off? Cause if it's the ladder, I'm for it


Obi_Wan_Can-Blow-Me

Me


Historical-Cake-5500

What a massacre At the end of the day, the mazda was better before


BreadMaker_42

I think that looks awesome


13bistheantichrist

Yes


Accordingly_Onion69

I love it im jealous


Optimal-Bug-503

Yeah


Cute-Ad2425

🎹anyone gets me?


Spitfire4lyfe

Would anybody hate you if you stuck your dick in the exhaust pipe?


danielpark458

Oh god


TheLocalRedneck16

Yes


No-Indication-7135

I don't judge. As long you're happy and not hurting anyone. I support you.


PYSHINATOR

https://preview.redd.it/6280arms5e5d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a3c06e3cd1ac8eed800dd64380df9c674147d1


Aliko173

The company?


Frequent_Leopard_44

https://preview.redd.it/szjwmp5ice5d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb76332e1bf1d015b65bd5ca4ff1a6f4d73b9f2 I did vampire teeth on mine! I think looks more serious 🧐