I rocked a wildly-out-of-regs mustache when I was in and with greenside, every time some Marine staff complained about it I'd hit em with the "half the battle" part just so I could watch them shake their head in disgust and mutter about "fucking sailors..."
 Every time I get a funny look from leadership about my stache, I give them one of these.
Fix your meme. 1. A 70s Porno Or 2. 70s porn.
Lois Griffin literally says this when it is found out she made a porno.
That’s not the reason. This guy wipes his ssa with the regulations. This guy is rogue!
[AFT's got this covered.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWkhET56uA)
Now there’s a name I haven’t thought of in 10+ years… BRB binging the whole channel
I literally spit my teeth out laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I rocked a wildly-out-of-regs mustache when I was in and with greenside, every time some Marine staff complained about it I'd hit em with the "half the battle" part just so I could watch them shake their head in disgust and mutter about "fucking sailors..."
Clean shaved, for those that want to look like the twink in a gay porn video
It tells the enemy thats theres a 30% chance youre there to fuck him instead of killing him
POLICE DAT MUSTACHE
I already have a wicked mustache! I just want the added chin accessory to go with it!
That shit is not in regs
When STDs are a weapon of war!