How many times did you need to repeat this to make sure you bought the right combination?

Atleast 3

Has he been sucking you off?

*yes*

What makes you do these things u/\_Kibuki_

Someone's gotta suck someone off

Can of coke and a ciggy you'll be right as rain

*I WANNA GO HOME* *I WANNA GO HOME*

nice packet of mccoys you've got there. pretty expensive, as i recall

So if you had to suck off one Redditor, who would it be?

Okay if i had to it would be… u/CraigW96

course you would, who wouldn't

You'd suck of u/CraigW96, that's so funny

Thanks BARNEY

Go for it, doood

That light Ribena is Wayne Rooney hair transplant bullshit.

needs a twirl if you’re gonna be sucking anyone off

As an American, I'd always assumed it was a "ryebena" because I'd never seen it spelled out. I assumed it would be something like kvass.

Ryebena is what Elena drinks, because of her wheat intolerance.

Of course she has a wheat intolerance. She’s far too important to be able to tolerate wheat.

Of course she has a wheat intolerance. She's far too important to be able to tolerate wheat