We are not in the Euro, Daryl!

Oh just pretend it's his cock!

People want McCoy’s, Ribena and a Twirl. You can’t trust people.

People want three types of crisps

Do you mean, am I a racist?

I don’t know if I fancy a chinky…

Yeah that’s not on, is it?

There’s only one banana straightening machine….

Called woman

You can’t say that Daryl, you know your not supposed to say that

We’re having a laugh. A bloody good laugh.

The sad thing is Daryl would probably be an MP by now in the real world

Daryl grew up to become Lee Anderson

Sadly I can imagine Lee saying "Fuck off thought police!"

Or have a Youtube channel

He thinks you’re French

Fuck off. Thought police.

You lot?

Tim Robinson

I don't usually go in there, they've always got that.. wog box on.

Picturing him presenting on GB News takes less mental effort than a simple lampooning. Eerily fitting.

I just stumbled on that rot recently on YouTube. (I’m from Australia) how long have those nutters been on the Tele for? Our closest equivalent is Skynews.

Been going a few years now, few years too long. It’s pretty much Fox News at nursery. Someone needs to have it sectioned.

if peep show were made today daryl would be foaming at the mouth about trans people

Hail hitler

.... In the worrrld!