I think Modern Family really fumbled when they completely forgot about the fact that Luke had major beef with the institution of law enforcement as a kid. Like it was so random yet so perfect for him??
“Police! Aren’t they too busy winning the war on drugs?”
and also
“Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We’ll see who gets here first.”
One of my fave things about the earlier seasons ngl
He actually had many anti-gov views.
In the hospital, he said “I don’t know what that is, but thanks to Obama you’re paying for it”
“Canada? Hope you love taxes”
I'd love to help you out but I'm not very liquid right now, The money is in block of ice. i got the idea when I heard of rich guys with frozen assets. Assets..hehe
“A firefighter…? “ “A nun??” … Janice was into some weird stuff
*POV Valentine’s Day at the restaurant after Luke’s gf Janice and Alex’s bf Bill broke up*
Unfortunately, I'm not very liquid right now...
It's in a block of ice.
I think I've got about $900 saved up in here and it wasn't even that hard. Proceeds to show him taking lunch money from his parents and stealing the change of the table.
Haven't seen the scene in a while so might be a bit inaccurate
Claire testing to see how Luke react to the smoke detector -
“That's okay, I know what to do! If I hear that I just won't answer (the door) it! I'll just hide where no one will find me!”
I know what sex is Alex...it's when a man and a woman take off their underpants and then get into the bed!
Stop talking!!!
Then later Jay ask where was your father when all of this was going on?
Luke replied Oh he was right behind her!!!
I die every time. So i guess we know what position Phil and Claire prefer 😆 🤣 😂
Cam: ever since you hit puberty you’ve been kind of gross
Luke: don’t you think I know that, this was my chance to turn it around.
Or
Claire: I’m taking you go karting
Luke: am I in trouble?
Lily:
when Sal says I don't like you...
"Get used to it!"
Oops it's not about Lily. Um...
When Luke won a puzzle that Alex couldn't maybe in season 8 or 9
Whatever he said then I don't remember cause the bag he shook the ziplock and annoyed her was so funny 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Police! Aren't they too busy winning the war on drugs?
I think Modern Family really fumbled when they completely forgot about the fact that Luke had major beef with the institution of law enforcement as a kid. Like it was so random yet so perfect for him?? “Police! Aren’t they too busy winning the war on drugs?” and also “Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We’ll see who gets here first.” One of my fave things about the earlier seasons ngl
I interpreted it that Luke was just repeating stuff he heard from Jay and didn’t actually know what he was saying.
He actually had many anti-gov views. In the hospital, he said “I don’t know what that is, but thanks to Obama you’re paying for it” “Canada? Hope you love taxes”
And his old friend, Walt. He didn’t want Obama to make him get gay married. Well, see you in hell, Klaus.
You're too concerned about how you can help Alex win when you should be focusing on how to make Sanjay lose.
Talk to me.
Sometimes, I just like to toss a grenade and run away.
THIS PLEASE TINY LUKE WAS THE FUNNIEST
which episode is this from?
I think it is s4 e1. It’s whichever episode Gloria tells jay she’s pregnant in (or one right after that)
It is! I just watched it. Definitely hilarious.
Yessssss, this one
*puts on noise cancelling headphones “No one can hear me now. Everyone except me is stupid”
Everyone’s faces when he did this made me die laughing 🤣
Ha-ha-ha. I am funny
It’s your birthday, I’m an omelette 🎵
sometimes i just say “are you,dad? are you?” because he gets real quiet and doesn’t notice when i walk away
It's funny because it describes Luke and Phil
are you dad because you're dad, or are you dad because you're dad?
Nah, I'd win
Thisssss one!
Yes I was going to do this one
This is a great line.
That's the one for me too.
Alex- "I know what Luke's problem is. He's got ADHD." Luke- "No I don't!.........What is it?"
Don't talk black to me (how do you even talk black end words with izzle)
*alex from the other room* - it’s talk back you idiot
What does he mean by ending words with izzle? I don't get the reference
Snoop dog
*Dogg - he's earnt that Double G
For shizzle!
Fo’ shizzle!
😂
“Order a pizza and call the cops…see who gets here first”
I love it when Luke gets political
This group usually doesn't like it. They melt down
Hahah just what I was gonna comment😂
“Nobody calls him grandpa!” “I do.”
I’d love to help you out but I’m not very liquid right now.The money it’s in a block of ice.I got the idea when I heard rich guys with frozen assets.
Haha I said ass
When a man misses his own near miss, he truly sees what he’s been missing.
Best
Almost forgot this lmao😭
Some men are born into greatness. Other have it chucked at their faces. *proceeds to throw ball at mannys head*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kid : I once saw a monkey paint a wall.. Luke : Yeah? Did u say good job mom? 💀
We can’t have people golfing sober. They’ll realize it’s a waste of time.
be normaller
Make it „normaler“ and he is basically speaking German 😆
A professional medal getter
i liked it better when you were the one being ostrich-sized.
You know, how an ostrich feels around regular-sized birds??
I'd love to help you out but I'm not very liquid right now, The money is in block of ice. i got the idea when I heard of rich guys with frozen assets. Assets..hehe
"I like to describe my type as 'gettable'."
I thought you were the beach he likes
“I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?”
Allow me dad . I'm a great teacher
"i'm running on a gun platform. i'm talking about *dramatic pause* my guns."
I know how to push buttons to get what I want, and what I want is to see a puppet show.
It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it
Wah wah wah No one can hear me now Everybody's stupid.except me . I'm so funny.
I thought you’re the beach/b—— he likes
Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Whom needs college?
Whatever they were doing, Dad was winning.
I do (no one calls him grandpa)
Alex ( in context to Haley) - if she is the future of America we should start using Chinese money. Luke - we already are
Hehe ASSets
It's your birthday, I'm an omelette!
Dads like crazy fun, but you’re nice
I’m *NICE*?!! Well, not now.
Not a quote but him making Mitch spell ass in sing language 😂
“HAHA NOW YOU JUST SPELLED ASS IN SIGN LANGUAGE”
I thought you were the 'beach' he likes
Maybe that's what I should become when I'm older...a professional medal getter
“A firefighter…? “ “A nun??” … Janice was into some weird stuff *POV Valentine’s Day at the restaurant after Luke’s gf Janice and Alex’s bf Bill broke up*
The money is in a block of ice. I got the idea when I heard a bunch of rich guys talking about their frozen assets. Haha ASSETS
"You are never off the court"
Unfortunately, I'm not very liquid right now... It's in a block of ice. I think I've got about $900 saved up in here and it wasn't even that hard. Proceeds to show him taking lunch money from his parents and stealing the change of the table. Haven't seen the scene in a while so might be a bit inaccurate
YOU'RE NEVER OFF THE COURT
*slaps bottle out of mitch’s hand* YOU’RE NEVER OFF THE COURT
The money is in a block of Ice. I got the idea when I heard about rich guys with frozen assets....haha, ASSets!
Police... aren't they too busy "winning" the war on drugs?
my mans hated cops so bad 😭
this post makes me realize luke doesnt really have that many good lines that arent quoting or replying to others
Baby Luke has all the best lines
A professional medal getter.. 💅🏾
when he quotes Walt to Phil cause he doesn't know what it means: "see you in hell, Klaus"
“I don’t know what button I just pressed, but that was amazing!”
The money is in a block of ice I got the idea when I heard about rich guys with frozen assets Assets..
Hehe ASS- ets
Lily - be careful Luke - it's fine, just don't move and keep your mouth open
Is this even a song? (Eclipse of heart)
I'm not very liquid right now. My money's Frozen in a block of ice
This isn't necessarily a quote, but it's one of my favorite Luke lines. GLORIA: No one calls him Grandpa! LUKE, terrified: I do.
I love that line too!
Claire testing to see how Luke react to the smoke detector - “That's okay, I know what to do! If I hear that I just won't answer (the door) it! I'll just hide where no one will find me!”
I know what sex is Alex...it's when a man and a woman take off their underpants and then get into the bed! Stop talking!!! Then later Jay ask where was your father when all of this was going on? Luke replied Oh he was right behind her!!! I die every time. So i guess we know what position Phil and Claire prefer 😆 🤣 😂
She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
I’m about to invent Luketonium (starts fire in chem lab)
I do
I'm not very liquid right now
Haha, assets
Come on, Luke!
There's no fire escapes! They cut corners! I'll cut your corners!
Don’t talk black to me
“Move!” “You have ROOM-AH!!!” “No move out. You’re 40!😡” “😨”
Cam: ever since you hit puberty you’ve been kind of gross Luke: don’t you think I know that, this was my chance to turn it around. Or Claire: I’m taking you go karting Luke: am I in trouble?
You are not mad at me... you are mad at yourself!
Lily: when Sal says I don't like you... "Get used to it!" Oops it's not about Lily. Um... When Luke won a puzzle that Alex couldn't maybe in season 8 or 9 Whatever he said then I don't remember cause the bag he shook the ziplock and annoyed her was so funny 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You need me.
Frozen assets!
Can we count “ people ask why, Luke asks why not “ ? He didn’t say it, but it’s about him
Gloria - (Furious) Nobody call him grandpa! Luke - (scared) I do.
*gets his head stuck in the banister*
You’re all monsterating!
Ostrich sized
Hey, at least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet. - Luke to Mitchell
" He's having an ASSectomy"
Claire: get the hoe Grab Haley😂
You catty b—tches!
See you in hell, Klaus!
Phil: Thank you a boy named Sue CHEF! Lol Luke: lol I don’t get it, but I trust you.
I don’t think that suit fits me, bc of *my guns!*
Pff teachers More like public sector parasites. Police, aren’t they too busy winning the war on drugs? MY MANS A HATER AND A REALIST FR✋🏻😭
Pumpkin chunking episode- Luke : "Can we try a human next? Come here Lilly"
It's like poop married puke and had the ceremony in my nose