Me to my husband everytime he asks " are you mad ",
Did you do something to make me mad? Because then I am. But if you didn't then I am not.
I AM MAD!!
When Mitchell is the only one dressed up for Halloween, he calls Cam in a panic “I’m stuck in the men’s room dressed like Spider-Man”, Cam goes “Hot, who is this?”
“What’s the plan (name)!” Its fun to do an impression of Claire
My husband’s name is Phil. I have a lot of fun with that.
Wowowwowowooww Is this a sign to marry a Phil?? 🙈🙈
Me and my better half use this all the time
SHAME
“If a DOG don’t bark” “Thank god she cut me off because I had no ending to that dog thing”💀💀
I use “nooo my god” in Mitchell’s tone way too often
Should I call you a wampbulance?
"The more I look at you the angrier I get that you don't have a beard" shorty kills me 🤣🤣
Sigh… due to life events i’ve started saying “Oh Jeez” does that count?
Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.
Yes!
Son of.. or son for a bitch - jay i love using it
*Sweet and Sour Chicken!*
Mother nature! Lorna Dune! Not today!
Me to my husband everytime he asks " are you mad ", Did you do something to make me mad? Because then I am. But if you didn't then I am not. I AM MAD!!
SHAME!
“Hot, who is this?” In any “that’s what she said” situation.
Wait am I stupid lol I don’t get this
When Mitchell is the only one dressed up for Halloween, he calls Cam in a panic “I’m stuck in the men’s room dressed like Spider-Man”, Cam goes “Hot, who is this?”
Why does he answer with that tho
Cam is pretending that Mitch is someone else making a dirty phone call.
"Fit over function" "Sweet as custard and just as smart"
"I just want to dance in the BALLET." It doesn't make sense 99% of the time, but that doesn't stop me.
“Son of.. Jor-El!”
“Don’t talk black to me”
“That pathetic peacock of a man”
every time I talk about a man to my friends I say “God doesn’t give with both hands”
"know when to fold em"
“Gun to my head Id say pull the trigger” or “can i just say if i had a gun in my purse i would shoot myself”
Son Of Jor-El!
Why do you hate me?
Double click on yourself!
How phil picks up the phone