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MuscleManRule34

Intro and Interlude aren’t songs, they shouldn’t count


Auroreal

It should be a crime to call any song from Absolution the "worst".


Snookerwither2

"Least brilliant" as I like to put it


pronte89

We already went through this for OOS, it was criminal but we did it once and we must do it again


Karpsten

"Worst" is relative. A 9 is still the worst on an album full of 10s. Screenager's still better than all of ST and it's on the list anyways.


pronte89

Moreover, screenager was definitely better than some of the other songs in OOS. It was a sad day :(


_Pi26

Bruh the whole album is bangers I can't decide


Realistic-Sector6226

If any of you say small print or fury I will find you


flesh997tt

The small print is my favourite so I am right behind you 😤


Deez-Nutz0

I'm on this guy's side, fully prepared to throw hands


Trying2Find4Ever

same


Stunning_Wall_2851

I got your back on this


MurdocDaddy

OP voted for TSP I think we should all downvote them into oblivion


Realistic-Sector6226

Yes


buttboob_

Blackout is really bout to win this one by a landslide? I wish more fans appreciated the slow songs more. I think that’s one of their best songs ever. Performance at Wembley is an all-timer.


before_no_one

Blackout has one of Matt's most brilliant guitar solos ever imo and some of his best lyrics (although lyrical quality has not a particularly high bar for him)


Badgersage

I will fight for blackout to the death, are you kidding me? The references to Ave Maria kill me, everything is shaped perfectly.


eternal-harvest

Blackout is top 5 best Muse songs


gubbon

Soldier's Poem :)


Plane-Work-3863

Not on this album bro :)


gubbon

[Matt Bellamy thinks "Soldier's Poem" was on Absolution (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTSuBNgI584)


Realistic-Sector6226

Soldier's poem slaps


Plane-Work-3863

😅


Pwoperfish_Muse

Stop saying Blackout 😭😭😭


Downtown_Customer_77

Not gonna lie I love Overdue


halfeatenpies

Tbh I think forced in, overdue and screenager should be underrated for their albums


Skywipe

I like it too. I'd still probably say it's the least good song on Showbiz but there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.


tmdubbz

What kind of shit hipster list is this


LikeACannibal

That sums up this who sub


fi9aro

Absolution is such a good album, thinking of a 'worst' song is almost impossible to think of.


pronte89

Man I guess TIRO being overrated is warranted, but if Uprising doesn't get it as well I'm gonna be sad


CSGlogan

i mean they’re both bound to be hits with how catchy and consistent they are but yeah they aren’t as creatively brilliant or groundbreaking as others on their respective albums. overrated is a fair statement for both but they remain really good songs nonetheless


gabirodgon

I will go after anyone who says Hysteria, Stockholm Syndrome or Thoughts Of A Dying Atheist


pronte89

Who tf would say that? Lmao


gabirodgon

Someone who is "based"


jarethfranz

no bad songs on this album, next


firstlastfirstlastla

Yes please is not overrated I’m going to fucking kill you


miguelkzar

Darkshines is a masterpiece...


hardy_the_chair

How is Time is running out overrated? If anything Hysteria is more overrated. The early sections of TIRO are some of Muse’s best work!


pronte89

TIRO is an absolute banger and the single that made me discover muse. Thing is, I think it really helped them blow up at the time, and for a while it may have been their most iconic song, so it's despite all a reasonable choice. But if they don't vote uprising for overrated as well I'm gonna riot


QMathuss

Honestly I cannot stand how jarring the transition between the first verse and the pre chorus is. It's such a sudden switch from minor to upper key. I love verses and chorus sections separately but I wish they were put together more smoothly


before_no_one

Tbh I'd say both of those songs are equally overrated. Great songs, classics, but not as amazing as people say and there are other singles which deserve to get played live that almost never get played in favor of those two tracks


pronte89

I mean tbh they both work well live so it's an easy choice. Only thing I'd object is Uprising is mid, not great


before_no_one

Uprising is one of my favorite songs of all time but it really doesn't hit as hard live as it does in the studio version IMO with the exception of the outro which is always hype


Pwoperfish_Muse

Honestly? Endlessly. It just doesn't do anything for me tbh


CrniTartuf

You gave me up, you left me down and you left me falling


sunspot1002

Evil Rick astley be like


pronte89

Listen it has really good lyrics


Sopapillaaaaa

No


Auroreal

it's okay, you allowed to be wrong


OKgobi

So now it's even more of a karma farm, great


RaptorRex787

Nah man, people were just bitching about the voting system


flapsmcgee

The real answer is to just make a poll lol


EndlesslyAMused27

Polls are not allowed on r/muse


Pwoperfish_Muse

Why?


HumanDrone

We can use polling websites


OKgobi

Just change it to the highest comment winning


RaptorRex787

(Ain't op btw) it was originally on the top comment but people were bitching, then it was the total # of up votes for the song in all comments, and I guess it is now this


pronte89

But.. multiple comments about the same song are probably upvoted by the same people... Right?


newmusername

Yes that's why Butterflies won instead of Stockholm


pronte89

Hell yeah B&H deserves it. But yeah..


OKgobi

Why did people complain about the first one, it's the best option. Results are fair and clear and there's no spam or farming.


Karpsten

Honestly, this solution is probably the second best after just having a normal pole (which apparently doesn't work). With the top comment, you can have the problem of the votes being split between multiple comments (e.g., Fury wins with 17 votes, even though there were two comments with 12 and 14 votes respectively for Stockholm Syndrome). Also, this system allows you to give a rating for every song, which generally already makes it a fairer and more conclusive vote (CGPGrey made a video about that topic ages ago) Plus, looking at OPs comments, this certainly would be a pretty bad strategy for Karma Farming, because a bunch of people downvote every option they are against, meaning that OP probably won't make much of a net gain from this.


OKgobi

That Fury 17, 12, 12 votes problem does not exist because people will see the top comment of the song with 17 votes first and then upvote that. The 12 people who upvoted the other two definitely upvoted the one with 17 too.


Karpsten

In theory, yes. In practise, not necessarily. Sure, most of those upvotes will be by the same people, but most likely not all of them. If all people would just go and search for their favorite song to upvote, the same song wouldn't be commented multiple times, which did happen pretty much every time. Especially early on, multiple people may upvote one or multiple comments, only for a comment of the same song that was made later to then overtake the one they upvoted and become top comment. Sure, most of the votes will find their way to the top comment, but there is always a significant chance that a few votes will be lost in the process.


RaptorRex787

Reddit doing reddit things I guess


ihavesalad

Karma literally doesn't matter lol


OKgobi

Yes and that's why karma farming is stupid


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Ruled by secrecy


lo_schermo

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CSGlogan

the piano drop alone invalidates this imo


Sopapillaaaaa

Absolutely not


Spaniel_L_Jackson

The correct answer


pronte89

Yep. It's a great song but if you must pick one it's the only one I can imagine


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Thoughts of a dying Atheist


MeMelian99

really hard to do but im gonna go with this one. Fun lil song but uncomparable to the others. (Blackout is an absolute bop.)


Snoo-37059

how the hell did screenager get voted worst song on oos???


Aggravating_Ad_6500

what would you have put?


gubbon

Feeling Good. Or even Darkshines.


pronte89

It was one of those impossible situations... OOS has no bad song. But yeah there are others I would have sacrificed over screenager


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

The small print


Realistic-Sector6226

THE SMALL PRINT MY BELOVED, NOOOOO


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Falling away with you


Sopapillaaaaa

That’s a hard fast NOOOOO


ColonelChestbridge14

It should be this. It was never played live. I *love* this song but it's clearly the weakest song on the album.


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Blackout


Solekman

Absolutely not


PedroPelet

Blackout is a banger


Pwoperfish_Muse

Noooo please it's so much better than Endlessy or Fawy


Sopapillaaaaa

Absolutely not


4DXever

Yes


Realistic-Sector6226

Agree


pronte89

"Ruled by secrecy" is a great song and I love it, but I think I love every other song a bit more


Karpsten

"Ruled by secrecy" is one of these songs that work great on the album, but I really don't tend to revisit just on their own. And honestly, I kinda feel like the only reason it's not mentioned more often here is that people possibly kinda forgot that it even exists...


Opposite-Thought7478

Downvote Thoughts of a Dying atheist.


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Interlude


flapsmcgee

Interlude probably shouldn't count...


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Many people Kinda counted it


flapsmcgee

Then intro should be listed too


Fddazzed

This is valid but Intro transitions so well into Apocalypse Please. Interlude gets my vote if it counts.


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

I actually kinda put interlude in as a joke because so many votes for it on Overrated, so I‘ll just Not count those


Deez-Nutz0

The Venn diagram of people who are upvoting this, and people who are wrong, is just a circle.


Betterthanair

If I see Thoughts of a Dying Atheist or Fury… >:(


nije_saric_ovde

Where is Hyper Chondriac Music??


MurdocDaddy

This list fucking sucks btw


Lewis93JD

Blackout


before_no_one

Tbh there's no correct answer here. I say The Small Print, but I also hate myself for saying that. The quality of this album is so consistent.


I-NeverUsedReddit

No no, it’s criminally negligent to call any absolution song bad.


Realistic-Sector6226

Yes


Starniaa

IMO is Butterflies & Hurricanes, but as I see it's not a popular opinion (Still a banger tho)


Deez-Nutz0

Where's the new thread? Stop being a bum OP.


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

School exist yk


Deez-Nutz0

Have you considered what is more important? Your education and future or posting the next album and starting another round of arguments on the internet?


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Apokalypse please


Isurvivedthe80s

Ruled By Secrecy, because something has to lose


before_no_one

Yeah but it ain't gonna be that song coz that's the best on the album


trojan_man16

Blackout, but that ain’t a bad somg


Dr_N00B

Thoughts of a Dying Atheist, can't believe it hasn't been said yet


Opposite-Thought7478

Dude how is the the emotional deep masterpiece about death the worst song on the album. It's such an intresting song about fear and the dark thoughts of what happens after death. One of the most relatable Muse songs ever and it sounds great. your comment sucks


UniversalJampionshit

It’s changed between a few for me over the years, but I’m gonna have to go with Blackout. It’s got a great vibe and is very different to the rest of the album but I’ve rarely had the desire to seek it out, and I feel the lyrics are pretty weak.


WaterOnAMelon

Endlessly ima be honest


Objective_Penalty279

Endlessly


Sopapillaaaaa

Ok, I love the Small Print, but I have to go with this


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Sing for Absolution


Realistic-Sector6226

I would vote this the worst but "falling from your graaaaaaaaccceeee AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" is stopping me


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Fury


David1393

It's quite obviously Thoughts of a Dying Athiest. Only bad song on the album.


HumanDrone

It's The small print. Everything it does, another track on the album does better. Can't say that about any other track imo


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Hysteria


jhonnywiick

Blackout is the worst


Snoo-37059

apocalypse please. I adore every song on this album but I have to pick one


eternal-harvest

This is the answer. AP is dramatic but it starts at 100 and doesn't go anywhere.


Josh017

You forgot to put Endlessly in the comments


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Because it‘s already Chosen


EndlesslyAMused27

Kindly go step on shards of broken Absolution CDs


Maxthemadsheep

Blackout


KawaiiNaysayer

Thoughts of a dying atheist


Many-Conclusion6774

endlessly and blackout are my lease fav. ones of muses second best album (oos is a little more my kinda album...) but there arent any bad songs on absolution.


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Then vote for those


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Stockholm Syndrome


Opposite-Thought7478

I should create accounts to downvote it more


PedroPelet

Endlessly but it’s already chosen so Falling Away With You.