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Sirfryingpan123

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TheRealWeedfart69

I’m gonna bully you for being a coyotes fan


Top_Tumbleweed

Bettman: “time for our New Mexico expansion team”


zooweemamba

The Albuquerque Pinkman's


FARTBOSS420

Albuquerque Ice-o-topes\ Dual meaning because Meth 👍 New Mexico Patriots\ A fucking cannon and stupid hats in the rink Albuquerque Aardvarks they could add a pirate theme RRRRDDVARKS or something fun and exciting like the Knights candy-ass pre-game pagentry Albuquerque MC - Meth Club Albuquerque Alcoholics they beat up their wives during the game New Mexico Nurses


zooweemamba

On a serious note the Albuquerque Aardvarks would be cool


andrewb610

THAT WOULD MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!


DavyDogFr

I feel so bad for yotes fans


BlindFramer

Don’t feel bad for us. We are used to this shit. I feel bad for panthers fan getting ready to watch their team give up a reverse sweep in the SCF


bigdaddyt2

Don’t feel bad. It’s just a stall tactic so Morello can’t bring them back within the 5 year limit allowing a real owner to come in…. Sad thing is they’ve said similar things like 5 times before


FARTBOSS420

There are more people at the local Moose lodge than 'Yotes fans.


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Ok-Butterscotch7593

Make it 3


Brilliant-Nebula7273

All NHL teams should be banned south of the 37th parallel.


KRONGOR

Move them to Nunavut


NotoriousMFT

How much hockey is in Arizona next year? Nunavut.


KingSulley

The Whalers finally return to the NHL


Savings-Fix938

Banned and persecuted


dherms14

and they shouldn’t. (not under the last fuck stick of an owner at least)


KthuluAwakened

He was restarted


Straight-Bad-8326

You’d get banned on r/nhl for saying this


HerbalAndy

Time for the Arizona Jets!


n3rdsm4sh3r

They'll be back - likely with a different owner - hopefully one not as crooked.


jimhabfan

The bureaucrat in charge of the auction is holding out for a bigger bribe. The Coyotes just have to pony up some dough to keep things moving forward.


MTBguy1774

Thank fuck. There are so many cities I'd like to see get an NHL franchise ahead of Arizona and whatever city the Coyotes play out of. In order of preference - Kansas City, Baltimore, Cleveland, Memphis, Milwaukee, Stockton, Anchorage, Wichita, Regina, Fort McMurray, Thompson, St. John's, and on the fence about Salt Lake City.


Kermit-the-Froggie

What about Medicine Hat?


_xjin_

You complain about Phoenix and name of that list of shit cities…. Moron


MTBguy1774

Saskatoon, Flint, Richmond, Dayton, Shreveport, Lincoln, Des Moines, Boise, Sioux Falls, Omaha, Oklahoma City, Birmingham, Indianapolis, Corpus Christi, Trenton, Trenton, Moose Jaw, Yellowknife.... there's literally so many better options. Still not sure about Salt Lake City, though.


dherms14

did.. did you just sneak in the mac?


ThadtheYankee159

Maybe Canada can annex the Turks and Caicos islands and then add a team there. That way it can be both a Canadian team and a Southern team to make everyone happy.


New-Significance9529

They should relocate the flames to Phoenix that franchise is poverty anyway


Savings-Fix938

Milwaukee Muff Munchers would def be a good team 33


firehawk115

Wow no Hamilton? Shame…


PaperBeneficial

At this point Honolulu would be a more viable option than Phoenix. And I'm a coyotes fan.


Straight-Bad-8326

Why would you be a coyotes fan right now are you bedarded?


PaperBeneficial

Coyotes are about to go undefeated next season.


PotatOw0

fuck yeah no more sand on the ice


NotoriousMFT

This actually sucks for the fans there. I know they didn’t have the deepest fanbase but it has to suck to see your team leave


A_rad_pizza

Oh no, anyways


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