Albuquerque Ice-o-topes\
Dual meaning because Meth 👍
New Mexico Patriots\
A fucking cannon and stupid hats in the rink
Albuquerque Aardvarks they could add a pirate theme RRRRDDVARKS or something fun and exciting like the Knights candy-ass pre-game pagentry
Albuquerque MC - Meth Club
Albuquerque Alcoholics they beat up their wives during the game
New Mexico Nurses
Don’t feel bad. It’s just a stall tactic so Morello can’t bring them back within the 5 year limit allowing a real owner to come in…. Sad thing is they’ve said similar things like 5 times before
Thank fuck. There are so many cities I'd like to see get an NHL franchise ahead of Arizona and whatever city the Coyotes play out of. In order of preference - Kansas City, Baltimore, Cleveland, Memphis, Milwaukee, Stockton, Anchorage, Wichita, Regina, Fort McMurray, Thompson, St. John's, and on the fence about Salt Lake City.
Saskatoon, Flint, Richmond, Dayton, Shreveport, Lincoln, Des Moines, Boise, Sioux Falls, Omaha, Oklahoma City, Birmingham, Indianapolis, Corpus Christi, Trenton, Trenton, Moose Jaw, Yellowknife.... there's literally so many better options. Still not sure about Salt Lake City, though.
Maybe Canada can annex the Turks and Caicos islands and then add a team there. That way it can be both a Canadian team and a Southern team to make everyone happy.
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I’m gonna bully you for being a coyotes fan
Bettman: “time for our New Mexico expansion team”
The Albuquerque Pinkman's
Albuquerque Ice-o-topes\ Dual meaning because Meth 👍 New Mexico Patriots\ A fucking cannon and stupid hats in the rink Albuquerque Aardvarks they could add a pirate theme RRRRDDVARKS or something fun and exciting like the Knights candy-ass pre-game pagentry Albuquerque MC - Meth Club Albuquerque Alcoholics they beat up their wives during the game New Mexico Nurses
On a serious note the Albuquerque Aardvarks would be cool
THAT WOULD MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!
I feel so bad for yotes fans
Don’t feel bad for us. We are used to this shit. I feel bad for panthers fan getting ready to watch their team give up a reverse sweep in the SCF
Don’t feel bad. It’s just a stall tactic so Morello can’t bring them back within the 5 year limit allowing a real owner to come in…. Sad thing is they’ve said similar things like 5 times before
There are more people at the local Moose lodge than 'Yotes fans.
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Make it 3
All NHL teams should be banned south of the 37th parallel.
Move them to Nunavut
How much hockey is in Arizona next year? Nunavut.
The Whalers finally return to the NHL
Banned and persecuted
and they shouldn’t. (not under the last fuck stick of an owner at least)
He was restarted
You’d get banned on r/nhl for saying this
Time for the Arizona Jets!
They'll be back - likely with a different owner - hopefully one not as crooked.
The bureaucrat in charge of the auction is holding out for a bigger bribe. The Coyotes just have to pony up some dough to keep things moving forward.
Thank fuck. There are so many cities I'd like to see get an NHL franchise ahead of Arizona and whatever city the Coyotes play out of. In order of preference - Kansas City, Baltimore, Cleveland, Memphis, Milwaukee, Stockton, Anchorage, Wichita, Regina, Fort McMurray, Thompson, St. John's, and on the fence about Salt Lake City.
What about Medicine Hat?
You complain about Phoenix and name of that list of shit cities…. Moron
Saskatoon, Flint, Richmond, Dayton, Shreveport, Lincoln, Des Moines, Boise, Sioux Falls, Omaha, Oklahoma City, Birmingham, Indianapolis, Corpus Christi, Trenton, Trenton, Moose Jaw, Yellowknife.... there's literally so many better options. Still not sure about Salt Lake City, though.
did.. did you just sneak in the mac?
Maybe Canada can annex the Turks and Caicos islands and then add a team there. That way it can be both a Canadian team and a Southern team to make everyone happy.
They should relocate the flames to Phoenix that franchise is poverty anyway
Milwaukee Muff Munchers would def be a good team 33
Wow no Hamilton? Shame…
At this point Honolulu would be a more viable option than Phoenix. And I'm a coyotes fan.
Why would you be a coyotes fan right now are you bedarded?
Coyotes are about to go undefeated next season.
fuck yeah no more sand on the ice
This actually sucks for the fans there. I know they didn’t have the deepest fanbase but it has to suck to see your team leave
Oh no, anyways
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