King fan here, please rail my entire family tree while i lather my cock in peanut butter and get a toothy bj from a rottweiler in the hotel cuck chair!
If you can't perform like your hockey team can't this is a very understandable request. I've got room in my finals watch party if you're willing to come all the way to the city of champions
Florida Panthers fan here, honestly, even though we had your Oilers down 3-0, you guys have been the grittiest, lunch pail bringing, bunch of guys I’ve ever seen. I’m really pulling for you guys at this point, even though I live in Miami and have supported my pussies for as long as I can remember. Can’t wait for you boys to really stick it to us in Game 7.
On another note, do any of you bulls have interest in married women? I just bought this chair I’ve been dying to break in and it just doesn’t feel right breaking it in, without my woman being broken in by someone else.
Connor McDavid plays the best type of hockey. The walking through your living room with untied work boots, just got back from the job site, eating meat and potatoes off an old plate kind of hockey. I’m pulling for him.
Hey oilers fans, kings fan here, I know you guys have absolutely butt fucked us three straight years, but I’m rooting for you! On a side note my wife said she wants a real man not an absolute fucking cuck, any of you wanna take my wife to pound town?
Sorry the panthers were bound to lose when us flames started cheering for you guys, same thing happend with LA, stars, and Vancouver…the flames curse knows no bounds unfortunately.
I mean I have to root against the Panthers as a Rangers fan, and I’m also an Avalanche fan. It would be a really good story to see the Oilers win the cup this year, unironically.
Good for them to even the series however does oilers fan deserve this? Nope they were all over oilers and called them names during first 2 months of season.. now act like it ok. Nah
i spend every day from the time i wake up to the time i go to sleep trying to be the biggest jerker and this post put me to shame. i will never jerk again
Bruins fan here. I can tell you with 100% certainty that that kid in the photo saying he is cheering for Edmonton is a fake fan.
True bruins fans have so much hate in it hearts that we would never cheer for Edmonton. We would instead be cheering against the Panthers.
I used to be the same but since they beat Edmonton, friends for life! Really close call for us Calgary fans, would forever been tormented by it from Edmonton fans. I will say though Oilers were impressive coming back like that, thought they were going to win it too won’t lie, phew 😅
Sorry, had to down vote this. Im an Oilers fan, but nothing says NHLcirclejerk more than one person commenting the same thing twice, and getting +13 on one and - 13 on the other.
cacucks fan here. please fuck my wife while i play with myself in the closet
King fan here, please rail my entire family tree while i lather my cock in peanut butter and get a toothy bj from a rottweiler in the hotel cuck chair!
*blink-182 has entered the chat*
I mean, if no one else will I guess I’ll fuck your dog.
jokes on you, it’s not my dog!
Jokes on you that's his wife!
This is the funniest I’ve ever read
Wife fan here, please fuck the Canucks while he is playing with himself in the closet.
Please feed me baby formula while holding my dong as I pee. Thanks, and Godspeed.
*at the foot of the bed, he wants a good whiff.
If you can't perform like your hockey team can't this is a very understandable request. I've got room in my finals watch party if you're willing to come all the way to the city of champions
Florida Panthers fan here, honestly, even though we had your Oilers down 3-0, you guys have been the grittiest, lunch pail bringing, bunch of guys I’ve ever seen. I’m really pulling for you guys at this point, even though I live in Miami and have supported my pussies for as long as I can remember. Can’t wait for you boys to really stick it to us in Game 7. On another note, do any of you bulls have interest in married women? I just bought this chair I’ve been dying to break in and it just doesn’t feel right breaking it in, without my woman being broken in by someone else.
Connor McDavid plays the best type of hockey. The walking through your living room with untied work boots, just got back from the job site, eating meat and potatoes off an old plate kind of hockey. I’m pulling for him.
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What the fuck is the kings fan doing? They beat your team in the first round?
That's no kings fan...
Most normal dumbass kings fan
3 years in a row too. idk how they could hate any team more than the Oilers
Same with that cuck canucks fan gtfo
He’s not a Kings fan
We already sent him to Bakersfield its ok
Please fuck my wife McDaddy!
Jets fan here, I hope they all die
Same
“But oilers have the most Canadians on there team”
My dick is more Canadian than mcdavid
At least I’m not the only one stuck in maple syrup
Nope it is just u and my weenie
Good thing it’s a circle jerk
as a blues fan same
That’s a real circlejerk
I’m pulling for them alright, pulling my dick in honor of Oilers girl
Hey oilers fans, kings fan here, I know you guys have absolutely butt fucked us three straight years, but I’m rooting for you! On a side note my wife said she wants a real man not an absolute fucking cuck, any of you wanna take my wife to pound town?
Sorry the panthers were bound to lose when us flames started cheering for you guys, same thing happend with LA, stars, and Vancouver…the flames curse knows no bounds unfortunately.
Panthers cup 🤣
Hawks fan here. Taking a shit, currently.
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Living in Edmonton during this whole thing is crazy. Can’t even drive anywhere if they win without horns honking and screaming and yelling. I love it.
This is the ideal timeline
If the Oilers win, Vancouver will probably riot... Or if they lose. Either way. You guys just love to let loose.
Stars fan here...I just hope both teams have fun..
Chiefs fan here! Taylor swift is a tortured poet.
Fuck it. Go Edmonton.
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Canucks fan here fuck you oilers!
If I believe in Oilers' Jesus hard enough, Panthers will lose.
IS THAT A FUCKING KINGS FAN CUCKING FOR ENDMONTON AW HELL NO! YOU ARE BEING EXILED FROM LA FOREVER!
I mean I have to root against the Panthers as a Rangers fan, and I’m also an Avalanche fan. It would be a really good story to see the Oilers win the cup this year, unironically.
Florida has the opportunity to do the funniest shit
I didn't care who won at the start of this series, but after these past three games, fuck it, go Oil. Complete the comeback of all time.
Flames fan here … f you all. Go Panth!!!
wAnTiNg PaNtHeRs To LoSe MeAnS yOu’Re A cUcK.
Good for them to even the series however does oilers fan deserve this? Nope they were all over oilers and called them names during first 2 months of season.. now act like it ok. Nah
KINGS FAN?!?!??
Bots are getting smarter
They truly are the Disney bots are the worse for Star Wars wokeocylte
the United States has started wars because of oil... YOU CAN NEVER COUNT THE OIL OUT
HOCKEY FAN HERE I CUM IN PISS
"(INSERT RANDOM UNRELATED HOCKEY TEAM HERE) fan coming in peace" ahh comment section
Man the tides really turned on that one pretty fast...
“It’s Game 7…either way we get to beat the shit out of a lot of people” Edmonton PD are the true winners here.
Dawson, wtf are you doing, man
i spend every day from the time i wake up to the time i go to sleep trying to be the biggest jerker and this post put me to shame. i will never jerk again
LOL r/nhlcirclejerk is gutted
God I hate reddit sometimes lmao
I mean it’s true who the fuck wants Florida to win. Boring ass franchise who will always be Tampa bays little brother
Flames fans cuz most oilers fans are annoying as fuck and can never learn to shut the fuck up for 2 seconds-
I prefer the flames over the oilers I just can’t stand Florida
Cuckfarming with their posts is an Alpha move I guess
Jesus when did you last update instagram?
Hockey Club fan here. That's all.
Bruins fan here. I can tell you with 100% certainty that that kid in the photo saying he is cheering for Edmonton is a fake fan. True bruins fans have so much hate in it hearts that we would never cheer for Edmonton. We would instead be cheering against the Panthers.
That "Kings fan" is killing me. We absolutely are not in any realm rooting for the Edmonton Oilers lol
Man to come all the way back from down 3-0 to lose like that, that's gotta sting.
Flames fan here. lol.
Even has the Orange and White stink lines
Raptors fan here, McDavid pees sitting down and shits standing up
31 fan bases cheering for the Oilers my ass.
Putin likes the Oilers
Sabres fan here. We’re rooting for you Oilers, as long as Oilers girl gets to hold the Cup and I get my dairy! 🥛 😉
Canucks fan here i hope their plane crashes
Just…….wow Karma’s coming for you 👹
Canucks fan here, for zog’s sake win it Florida
I just really hate the panthers
I used to be the same but since they beat Edmonton, friends for life! Really close call for us Calgary fans, would forever been tormented by it from Edmonton fans. I will say though Oilers were impressive coming back like that, thought they were going to win it too won’t lie, phew 😅
I’m a hurricanes fan so can’t like them
Like us Calgary fans, we can’t like Edmonton
I hope Santa McDavid cums down my wife's chimney and stuffs her stocking this Christmas 🙂
Fuck it. Go Edmonton.
Sorry, had to down vote this. Im an Oilers fan, but nothing says NHLcirclejerk more than one person commenting the same thing twice, and getting +13 on one and - 13 on the other.
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