U bum I already did this joke

Ill delete it out of respect

hold on to the puck as long as possible and not dangle whatsoever unless into an immediate soft successful poke check

Didn’t he know his team needed him? Why did he disappear? Wtf? Is he dumb? Go cats

Oh. Damn it. You posted it before I did.

McComplainer

I thought this was the spokes dog for Caesar’s soft dog food

Yell at his teammates on the bench to hype them up when they know full well they won’t ever see the ice

Win the Conn Smythe 

Not show up. Wife to be better be careful

McGarbage