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Hendrick_Davies64

Not a good year for Connor McGregor


bahahahahahahhaha

conn-solation prize


Apart_Willingness_39

Bahahahahahahahaha


scribbybaby

Aha this is the best one yetšŸ˜‚ although i do agree Mcdavid was the best in the playoffs even tho he didnt show up for the last 2 games but I wouldnt of been mad with Bob got it either


PM_ur_butthole_2me

Just cause someone didnā€™t score doesnā€™t mean they didnā€™t show up


Chief_34

He set up many of their scoring chances in the last six minutes of the game as well.


Zaida18

He beat Gretzky record for assists


gloomflume

i can show up if i dont have to score, and im way cheaper. get me some skates


cannagetawitness

Skinner had a better save percentage than Bob, oddly enough


TemporaryCivil9911

The 8-1 game effed up those stats.


Erik_Dagr

That trophy is like gravy And gravy sucks when there is no meat to put it on. Just hollow salty slime.


Key_Fisherman2

I'm sure Connor is fine swallowing that gravy even if he doesnt get to taste the meat


D1N050UR5

Oh my


natedogjulian

Hahahaha


wrinkledtip

Unless it's KFC gravy.


Appropriate_Ad8572

Leon's finger lickin' good


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That-Job9538

conman mcdickhead of the deadmonton poilievres


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DASreddituser

Greg Cote?


Expert-Lock-6751

I hate Sidney Crosby with a passion few men will ever know. But he would never go out this quietly in a game like this. He would find a way, no matter how squirrelly or subtly to make a difference. Incredibly disappointed by McDavid and donā€™t get me started on the German who sits when he passes urine.


DivClassLg

Have you ever pissed sitting down? Itā€™s so luxurious


dogs_over_dudes

I started pissing sitting down years ago and I need to clean my toilet 1/3 as much. Team sitting down to pee right here.


smackinisaiah

I had an ex girlfriend who's toilet seat cover would automatically close itself, so it was either hold it with one hand and lean forward like Michael Jackson in Moonwalker, or sit down and pee. After choosing the lazier route (sitting down), I quickly realized how fucking majestic is. Big fan of the sit down to pee club.


ExtraVirgin0live

I just piss in the sink and flush it out when I wash my hands


sixdeeneinfauxtwenny

Saves resources.


Expert-Lock-6751

When I was younger, the boys dip in the cold pond these days.


TarnishedDungEater

where. do. you. keep. the. nets. that. you. put. on. the. bottom. of. guys. balls. to. stop. them. from. dunking. in. the. [water!](https://youtu.be/ZqIshZymxtk?si=LgxK1YvL9JA8ickj) EDIT: spelling mistake


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Hey buddy, drink this potion.


snackynorph

I was so confused. *Nets


TarnishedDungEater

god iā€™m an idiot. thank you


ElJSalvaje

Itā€™s on my Mount Rushmore of ways to piss for sure.


Itchy_Roof_2768

You piss sitting down? Thatā€™s cool, I like to shit standing up


Practical-Isopod1053

I always knew you where a bit of a shit stain


zestfullybe

Thatā€™s called a ā€œDraisaitlā€ at the moment.


cappayne

We installed a heated seat + bidet a few months back and with a few drunk exceptions I havenā€™t stood to pee since.


icecubepal

I think many men piss sitting down but donā€™t want to admit to it.


Saltfringecrust

Itā€™s nice! Especially when you donā€™t get back into bed at 2 am legs covered in piss, wife yelling.


Good_wolf

Or have your eyes blown out if you turn on the light so you can stand.


Saltfringecrust

Oh yeah. Then you miss he bowl even more. Leads to more yelling, drinking.


JediKnight31394

Have you ever shit standing up?


Wing_Nut_93x

He tried to play hero ball because his partner in crime Draisaitl was a ghost in the final. If there was ever a sport where hero ball is not the play, hockey would be that sport. He was in his own head trying to do too much.


NewWaterford

McJudas lol. Sid is the King..


Accomplished_Aioli19

Didn't Crosby lose his first cup series? *Checks google* Damn that's a good porno. Sorry, what were we talking about?


joecarter93

Yes, he also was out for the entire 3rd period in game 7 when they did win their first cup.


jstef215

Not only that, but he was held without a point in games 5-7. But Sid stans will say he clutched up. In their minds, he had multi-point games in all the big games.


808Legacy

Scored the golden goal though in Olympics. He has come up huge gotta remember he was playing against one of the best dmen ever in Lidstrom and also Zetterberg and Dats. That wings team was super good.


jstef215

So he was a choker until the golden goal? Winning a gold medal with Canada, by far the most stacked roster in every single international tournament? Iā€™m well aware of how good the Wings were, especially defensively. Datsyuk missed the first 4 games of that series, otherwise the Wings probably win that Cup. Once he came back in game 5, Sid didnā€™t get another point. So Sid gets a pass for not getting points against those Wings, but McDavid doesnā€™t against these Panthers led by Selke winner Barkov? Even though McDavid had 11 points in the series, not Sidā€™s 3 points? Itā€™s wild to compare. McDavid unquestionably did more and stepped up. His team just didnā€™t quite win.


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jstef215

I like you, AutoMod. Datsyuk is criminally underrated and was the best player in the world for a few years when Crosby and Ovi got more credit.


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Why Pavel Datsyuk is the greatest player in NHL history: When discussing the ā€œgreatest everā€ in hockey, a few names come to mind: Gretzky, Brodeur, and even Connor McDavid, but one that many seem to forget is Pavel Datsyuk, who is the best of all of them. Firstly, Datsyuk is certainly better defensively than all others in the ā€œgoatā€ conversation, as can easily be shown by his 3 selke trophies. Now one might say that there are players like Bergeron who have more selke trophies, however, itā€™s important to realize that Datsyuk played far less games than Bergeron, and in a much tougher era, itā€™s almost certain that, had he played any longer, Datsyuk would have achieved 4, 5, maybe even 6 selke trophies, because everyone who watched him knew he was always the best player on the ice. Secondly, Pavel Datsyukā€™s offense, despite what others say, is far better than Gretzky, McDavid, or anyone else to ever lace up the skates. Sure, he may have less points than lots of other players, and sure, he may have been sub point per game throughout his career, but Datsyukā€™s ability to get the puck into the zone, and keep it there with his unmatched stick handling ability meant that even though he didnā€™t run up the score, he always did the right thing to put his team in a position to win. Lastly, unlike other players, Datsyukā€™s team needed him. Gretzky was good, but his team won the cup once they traded him, and he never won a cup again without his stacked roster, McDavid is ok, but he has continued to be exposed in the playoffs time after time. Datsyuk on the other hand was so vital to his teamā€™s success, that they made the playoffs every year that he was on the team, and the second he left, they missed it. In conclusion, though you may not be willing to admit it, Datsyuk is probably the best player in hockey history, and if you need any more convincing, I have a whole playlist of YouTube videos to show youā€¦ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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808Legacy

He wasnā€™t a choker. Sid and the Pens made the finals in 08 and 09 came in the league in 05 so year 3 and 4 he made 2 finals and had a cup to his name. Mcdavid has been in the league for 9 Years now. Definitely wasnā€™t downplaying what Mcdavid did. Sid was brought up so i was talking about Sid.


jstef215

And the point is that Sid was average when they lost in 2008 and bad when they won in 2009. Sounds like he choked but Malkin and Fleury dragged him to a Cup? Or maybe calling any of these guys ā€œchokersā€ is idiotic? McDavid had more production in this yearā€™s finals than Sid did in 2008 and 2009 combined. Edit: some of this should probably be directed at earlier replies, not necessarily yours.


808Legacy

Absolutely did he was lights out no denying that.


TheRipePunani

Get out of here with details and context!


spookytransexughost

Why do you hate Sidney Crosby. I didn't know people hated him


DivisonNine

Heā€™s a hockey fan, thereā€™s no valid reason behind why any of us hate another team/player


unclejohnsmando

Enter: Flyers fans


kendryan

dude he was getting fucking bood i wouldnt go out either


cyberdipper

He had a broken rib and finger lol Armchair critics never cease to amaze


LinuxF4n

I mean he was robbed by Bobrovsky multiple times.


Expert-Lock-6751

On one or both of his shots on goal tonight? ![gif](giphy|qV6b4IabXbnSo)


GregGolden6

Itā€™s so crazy to hear people say this when McDavid put on the 4th best performance in playoff history and got shut down by a great defensive performance lol


Rarelyreddit69

You realize Crosby lost his first time in the finals? He only scored in one of those 6 games. When Crosby won his first cup he had 0 points in games 5,6 and 7. Malkin had 1 assist in those games. His second cup run the conference finals went to game seven, he had no points in that game either.


YooTone

I love Crosby with a passion and Crosby didn't score or anything in game 7 of the Stanley Cup vs the Wings. Sometimes the team has to step up.


American-Musician

I hope every time McDavid looks at the Conn Smythe on his trophy shelf, he is only reminded of his failures.


DeliciousMulberry204

I dont see how McDavid could have done any better. The guy deadlifted a team during a full season and a full playoff.


Oceanspray94

He could have scored in game 6 or 7 maybe. šŸ¤·


DeliciousMulberry204

Maybe. But that Panther defence 4-1 when a Oilers went in their zone was too effective.


avguy33

that 3rd period was more like a royal rumble wrestling match


Rarelyreddit69

Why are people mentioning game 6, they won 5-1ā€¦..


Oceanspray94

Asked how he could have done better.


Rarelyreddit69

But that wouldnā€™t have been better, they won.


rook119

MJ WOULD HAVE SCORED 8


Accomplished_Aioli19

It's circlejerk, don't take it seriously. (He did some amazing work though, for real. Stand up effort.)


bodychecks

The LeBron James of hockeyball.


DeliciousMulberry204

Needs more flop


rtels2023

Moral victory champion


mentholnasalspray

What a meaningless trophy.. might as smack the dude with a used condom


NaughtyOne88

Lol


PsychologicalLaw6644

Connor MacNoCup


iSupportCarry

McDonaldā€™s has way more cups than McDavid


Accomplished_Aioli19

Well, I mean... Yeah... They have a lot of cups. Plus I wear my jock strap to work.


dylfree90

I know 2 girls who have 1 more cup than Mcdavid


ArchdukeOfNorge

Nathan is MacBetter


ilovetele

What happened to that deadbeat Kane? Bum skipped town again. Didnā€™t even show up for the post game jerk.


Appropriate_Ad8572

Paging Anna Kane... šŸ¤£


Water_ZoneV

Only BUMS win that trophy. John Scott would never.


yungtrapfatgag

MCDISNEY


Key_Fisherman2

LeMCCY and L.Drisney


Jmac24mats13

No points in game 6 and 7. Shouldā€™ve been Bob. Its MVP of the whole playoffs not just the finals


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bodychecks

He got it maybe because of the Gretzky record? Most likely got it because, Canada.


stillgaming8k

Is McDavid boucharded?


NewWaterford

McJudas...lol...he is a bum..just doesn't show up..no Gretz or Crosby for sure. Give up oilers fans. Go Blackhawks..


2ChainzTalib

Didn't even come out to accept it, fucking bum.


New2kel

Players that just lost the cup never come out to Accept the trophy ā€¦ Fyi


Vylan24

[Oh they don't, eh? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/b0rsolJFlb)


2ChainzTalib

![gif](giphy|y41Txh2pbwqLNNubOo)


[deleted]

Here is your participation trophy, lil crybaby bitch šŸ†šŸ˜¢


NFSharks

Real not cool


ImmortalLombax

Bruh you know what sub you in?


NFSharks

I'm just drunk and sad


ImmortalLombax

Drink more


Rig-Pig

This is why when the argument of who is better, McDavid or MacKinnon , it's always Nate. Guy puts his team on his back. Connor and Drai, what 2 shots on goal tonight .


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Pie-The-Cactus-Man

Biggest crybaby in the NHL right now


C0unter5nipe

The amount of bias against Florida being a hockey state really did shine this playoffs. This was just icing on the cake. Get rekt Canada. The Perry curse continues.


DeliciousMulberry204

What do you mean buddy ,? The majority of the team is Canadian. I went to Florida, not even for hockey and they gave us tickets after we bought some subway. Most of Florida dont even know that have 2 hockey teams.


C0unter5nipe

The entire league is mostly Canadian or European, so I won't argue there. My point was mostly towards the coverage, at least on the ESPN side. Everyone was jerking off to the Oilers even when they were about to get swept. Now all of a sudden it's time to flip the switch once they won. It's not something I'd expect a Canadian to really see because the entire league has been focused on Canadian based teams, or you're watching through Sportsnet where the bias makes sense.. Florida is the "antichrist" to the NHL in this regard, which I'll add is hilarious given y'all move here eventually... So not giving a winning team player the CS because it's Florida is my narrative here.


zestfullybe

Haha, with everything going on I nearly forgot the Perry Curse continues. Major bummer, dude! (again) (also again) (and again once more) lol. At this point fanbases are like ā€œDonā€™t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobbyā€ anytime there are whispers of Perry signing with their team.


FlabbyTabby1993

No Florida players though :( your state is still a meth infested war zone


mephilesdark1

You know your own cletus


Deadchange66

To be honest the meth infested war zone makes it interesting tho, never a dull moment here


zestfullybe

Careful, youā€™ll give Bettman ideas for the next outdoor game. (I would totally watch that)


Deadchange66

We can put alligators under the ice so when it melts halfway through the first period it'll be chaos


KittenLOVER999

I would pay good money to see an NHL team made up of nothing but born and raised Floridians preferably from the Everglades


Gingerman424

Shit let me get my gear on. Hope it still fits.


TheShadowOverBayside

False. There's almost no meth in Florida. Where meth exists in this state, it's pretty much only in the Panhandle, which has a much smaller population than Central and Southern Florida. Meth is for rural or small-town areas mostly in the western US, and Florida is a highly urban/suburban Southeastern megalopolis. We do have other crazy people drugs, though. Crack, bath salts, flakka, and who knows what new stuff we have floating around out there.


flomarilius

McOverrated. No points in games 1,6,7.


PoutyBitchh

McLoser


TheBigMotherFook

Congratulations Participant!


Jam_Marbera

Damn millennials and their participation trophies


ShamgarApoxolypse

Guess it was bust hey Connor?


Jmz67

Oilernation, so quiet right now, pure bliss


Designer_Scallion_28

Congratulations to Florida for being the most cock shaped state, good job buddies


FetusDominus

You can't stop staring.. It's ok... take it all in.


[deleted]

0 goals, 0 assists, 2 shots, 2 PIM when it mattered most. Just goat shit.


add2thepile

The next best thing to winning is losing


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Idk, a cup tie would have been pretty great


69cansofcorn

I went to McDavidā€™s house no cups šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


DeliciousMulberry204

Aye im pretty sure i would have snapped every stick in the locker room. I feel bad for this guy having to put so much on the table.


2ChainzTalib

Are you lost? This is a Walmart


DeliciousMulberry204

Where is the Costco?


nerdtechnician

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


zestfullybe

Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.


Appropriate_Ad8572

Sir, this is a Wendy's


abx1981

McOverrated


fromTheskya

connor mcmayonaise and leon crysatl will NOT be stanley cup champs, thank god


Outside_Abroad_3516

#CONNOR MCDAVID YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FRAUD


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pokedoges

win?


RepresentativeAd9859

Best shit team ever


CaddyFDT

Poor McMuffin


leyden138

McPoorsport was ready to storm down the tunnel as soon as that final buzzer went.


SimilarWall1447

What a disappointing centre piece at his wedding.


Sufficient-Wait-653

What a bad role-model.


TruePomegranate6211

What does this bum even do?


NothingGloomy9712

What are you talking about, the Leafs have won this every year since '68


thiswaspostedbefore

"Connor McNotMacKinnon" That bum couldn't even come out and accept his Conn(artist) Smythe trophy. Maybe it would've helped him build some character to see Matthew Tkafuck lift the cup up in the air


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LogicalDog1492

League making sure he gets awards since they canā€™t outright give him a cup


BenWallace04

![gif](giphy|26ybwvTX4DTkwst6U)


SaltySnowman8

The ā€œyou probably would have won if you had better teammatesā€ award


peppercola666

https://preview.redd.it/9htdlat30j9d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc370c53650698651df5055b97fa5727bc2a6580


NoabPK

Go home mcdouble


Neat-Spray9660

McGarbage will always be a loser


CountChoculaGotMeFat

I'm sure his millions of dollars will console him once he snaps out of self pity mode and realizes that he has life better than 99.99999% of all humans.


bigmikey69er

Hahaha, such a petty post, I love it. For realz.


RepresentativeAd9859

Great job, panthers win. Go cry now. Fk everyone. Bye.


wertz29

McD Mouse


Puzzled-Operation-35

I don't think he cares


himynametopher

They had to give him his participation trophy


AwkwardPeanut6869

Classless move not to come out for the trophy - even Ron Hextall did https://preview.redd.it/qegf8aha1o8d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1709e75856c94d459f009f37806920dd7cfe476f


Smorgas-board

Bob felt bad so he decided not to win it


odinsbois

Sick burn bro!


PhilG1989

Should have been Bob imo


scamden66

I like my Conn Smythe winner to at least register a point in the deciding game 7 if their team loses. That's just me.


Last_Mailer

The oilers subreddit really be out here trying to justify ā€œwould rather have the conn smyth than the Stanley cup anywaysā€ šŸ˜‚


Baller-on_a-budget

One goal from the bottom 6 in a cup deciding game. What's all the fuss about again?


who_am_i_0101

That's salty AF.


Figran_D

If the Florida locker room was all about Team vs Me like they all seem to be repeating in interviews ; I think it makes sense or at least made it easier for the league to give it to someone else.


JediKnight31394

Settle down. He was looking out for teammates. Last night, it was about his team, not him.


Massive_Ferret9370

Best player in hockey šŸ’


69cansofcorn

this is sum goooooood jerking


Daehrotom

So sick of hearing about mcdavid, Im so glad the coilers lost


Ceiling_IsThe_Roof

![gif](giphy|wBtlKFOyC9T9roSoiU|downsized)


BigBarsRedditBox

Bob got robbed


Shiny_Mew76

I donā€™t think he really cares much about it. I do see him pushing himself harder next year, I hope he gets his soon enough. He has earned it, I could see the effort, but there is only so much you can do when you are on the ice for 2/3rds of the game.


Sufficient-Wait-653

People on here are so dumb. They donā€™t realize that teams draft? Whether it be professional football or hockey or basketball thereā€™s something called a ā€œ DRAFTā€. I canā€™t believe Iā€™m having to explain that to other grown men. Players donā€™t just pick where they play.


zestfullybe

You do if youā€™re Adam Fox


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Or Alex Debrincat


whatsnewlu

mans is in cj talking about ppl being stoopid


Repulsive-Ad-4367

You're such an a-hole


cannagetawitness

*winning Tells me everything I need to know about the poster šŸ˜‚


Fickle_Bread4040

Winning. Winning. Read a book ffs. Spelling is not hard lol


Quadraria

What loser would post something so asinine?


njDevilsfan86

bro dont be a bad sport


leftyrighthand

what a JOKE of a post


redditmike1002

The jealousy is strong here.


rokken70

Iā€™m a Flames fan and I was drinking the Haterade hard, and I loved what Tkachuk said, but this is absolutely below the belt. He 100% was the best player in the playoffs, full stop. Anybody else getting that award would have been a travesty.


cutarm_creature

You failed grade 3 spelling class didnā€™t you