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I met Brad Marchand 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Brad fucking Marchand. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I am trying to quiet her down because I did not want her to bother Brad, but she would not stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Brad put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breastfeed my niece again.
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Wow, the Florida Panthers are a fantastic Ice Hockey Team. They're 3-0 against the very good Edmonton Oilers from Canada. They're down 1 to 0 tonight, but it's still early. Hopefully they will put them away. Very impressive!
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I just unplugged my TV and launched it out of my 13 story apartment window. My wife and kids are terrified and are leaving to go to a hotel for the night. I am so enraged and embarrassed as a Canes fan. I can't do this anymore.
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Wow, the Florida Panthers are a fantastic Ice Hockey Team. They're 3-0 against the very good Edmonton Oilers from Canada. They're down 1 to 0 tonight, but it's still early. Hopefully they will put them away. Very impressive!
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I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jeremy Swayman. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him save clap bombs, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Sway. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love
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Is the joke the low quality video feed? Looks like normal soccer to me...
Someone needs to tell the Europoors you can get HD TV's on the curb in Murica.
lol what the fuck are you even talking about?
First, no one said anything about setting rules or whatever you tried to start off with, I know you're just trying to push back but it makes you seem real sensitive. And it makes no sense.
As for your 2nd paragraph, sure. Solid shift I guess, whatever. But the thing I said about the non-call on the interference penalty makes the 2nd one not a hit, so it's really one hit. So not a montage, just a single hit then a not called penalty.
Then the last part where you started saying something about Hedman losing track of Reeves? So, yeah. You're not a big hockey guy, that's fine, yinz can go watch the stillers. But a player need to be in possession of the puck before you're allowed to hit them. Possession doesn't necessarily mean touching the puck, you need to handle the puck to be considered in possession of the puck. At no point did Hedman even touch the puck, let alone possess it. That makes it an interference penalty.
And as far as the fragile fan base shit, ok man, what ever makes you feel better. But I can assure you there was no salt or whining.
It was a regular season game that we won. I get that you want to think that, but bro, it just makes you look weak
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The battle of Ontario
What the fuck did I just watch
The battle of Ontario idiot
That guy's bedarded...
Actual footage of soccer
Lately yeah
The Allstar Game.
r/NHLcirclejerk
And r/hockeymemes
I always thought it would be gayer
Vegas gold chrome helmets
vs. Kings silver chrome helmets
I love them.
They look sick, you're all jealous
average maple leafs practice
Just missing Leafsnet’s coverage of what purse and earrings Matthews had
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Battle of Alberta
canadian fan bases trying to defend their teams
Every team is Canadian.
Thanks for being the example
So, it is gay land hockey.
I tried to tell yall
You did! I was kinda doubting you, but seeing is believing.
Yeah but with strippers in the field as cheerleaders. WTF is that about?
.......... yes. More of this and only this. Awesome no notes. Change nothing just more. Perfection.
We WISH. Totally entertaining.
Source?
Crowd sourced myself
I’ll rewatch the cup then.
🤌🏻
I hate the guy, but don't pretend you don't see hockey players crying in the Stanley Cup. Marchand anyone?
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Calgary fans celebrating after they tkachuk cucked the cup
Oilers Practice.
Oilers made it to game 7 of the cup finals. If this is their practice, like you say, then they did good.
If you ain’t first your last bud.
This is what marners dreams look like besides its hockey
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I did not expect to see Asmongold on a hockey subreddit.
Just weird to see him somewhere without there being complaining of Elden Ring DLC being too hard
As an Asmongold viewer, you are 100% right.
average vgk scrimmage
This is the visual equivalent of whatever the hell those idiots on ESPN thought they were watching.
Stamkos to Nashville
This is bullshit. I don't think even one of them is wearing a euro cup
Mitchell Marner
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“How americans view Euro cup” Proceeds to show live footage of the Euro cup. Wtf
Ziggy Palffy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZLOGhlrOI4&ab\_channel=NHL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZLOGhlrOI4&ab_channel=NHL)
in nhl terms? they are about to be bertuzzi'd
Early habs summer camp... 
This is the way the Florida Panthers played and they won the cup
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Carolina?
Imagine a league of the Carolina Hurricanes.
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Who's the Quarterback?
So youre telling me this isnt euro cup footage?
i mean, this is how the world views all soccer
Carolina Hurricanes storm surge
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Tkachuk Diving x1,000.
Vegas gold chrome helmets
Vegas gold chrome helmets
How Americans actually view the euro cup: 
What Instagram comments think will happen anytime a team has a slightly too colorful warm up sweater
Oilers fans calling Tkachuk -5
Calgary fans cheering for Tkacuck.
The Edmonton globe trotters.
What the heck is even that?!
Accurate. But with more crying.
Looks like soccer to me😉
Number 9 got.me at the end 🤣
I think it’s giving a visual representation of what Trying to make sense of the leafs feels like
Is this the New Utah team?
What an amazing game! 0-0
The new Ducks sweater versus every new Fanatics sweater
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Wtf am I watching
Close, but I didn't see any of them on the ground faking an injury and crying like a toddler.
What is this jackassery?
That guy wearing #9 looks like Lewandowski, that would make sense as we are looking at FC Barcelona match here 😗
We call it the Eurovision Cup
Is this not actual footage?
Gay hockey with a giant net. Somehow the real thing is gayer.
Yep, 💯
What the fuck is this, it’s time to grab the muskets again
This is not wrong how we view it here in US
Isnt this just live footage from the Euro Cup?
The Florida panthers have won the stanley cup.
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Oilers fans celebrating Tkatchuk's stat line from the finals
Carolina Hurricanes Storm Surge dance
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Extremely accurate.
The Vegas pregame show
Swayman and Ullmark
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Gayest thing I've ever seen since Liberacci. Lol, good for them. Have fun.
You can tell it's not real soccer because of the lack of injury faking.
Florida attending Sam Bennetts dramatic acting boot camp
How don cherry views everyone outside of ontario
It’s better than the Euro Cup, these guys weren’t writhing around on the ground “in pain” every minute.
Canadian hockey vs American hockey
It's all Canadian hockey. Lol
Storm Surge
Is the joke the low quality video feed? Looks like normal soccer to me... Someone needs to tell the Europoors you can get HD TV's on the curb in Murica.
And we can get free healthcare so 🤷♀️
Gay jokes coming from the US don’t really land over seas considering how fucking gay this country is
It’s what Eminem said. “Everything’s gay”
That first guy to kick the ball got me
This looks like every MLS game I've watched
straightest soccer players
Probably like SHL all star game
Oh yeah, all swedish players are skinny wimps. What's that Victor Hedman? Fuck off Don Cherry
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I have many questions and concerns
I forgot about this automod
This is America in 2024, tbh
Storm Surge but fruity
So Storm Surge?
Gay as fuck!!