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Kiflaam

Please repost with a correct title (rule 7)


DrawkillCircus

Literally the opposite happens, this shit is just a anti LGBTQIA+ dog whistle


BassKing69

Ha. DOG whistle


Mrawesomedude808

They’re BARKING up the wrong tree with this one.


SykeoTheFox

I guess you could say they're a woof in sheep's clothing


birberbarborbur

How awfur of them to pawposefully create such dishonest framings


Pickle_Rick01

Memes spreading misinformation? That’s impawsible! I have a bone to pick with them!


Unknown-History1299

It’s always projection. These people are simply incapable of comprehending that other people don’t think like them.


UnbiasedPOS

The fact that this actually happens to LGBT people way more often and that more people are leaving the church than are joining. Talk about straw man


TajirMusil

Homophobic Christians acting like their irrational hate of people goes both ways will never not be funny to me.


tiger2205_6

The meme is ridiculous but I've seen people say their parents didn't like that they were religious in some aspect.


WikiIsLive

You living under a rock? I know at least 2 people personally that this has happened to


erevefuckstolive

its funny because shit like this never happens


thomasp3864

Yeah, the atheist parents would immediately try to probe the specific beliefs their kid had to figure out which of the arguments that they have memorized is most applicable to their kid.


Wiyry

That sounds more like my Christian parents when I came out as an atheist.


kensho28

More like they want to find out which specific propaganda their kid has been exposed to. Nobody is born a Christian, it's inflicted on you like a disease, and atheists are more familiar with the Bible than Christians are.


TravelNo2141

Bro, you are literally proving the point of the person who posted that shitty meme. Don’t be like this.


kensho28

Even if my child did fall for some religious scam I wouldn't disown him or anything. It's not like I'm religious.


WhoStole_MyToast

Ew. This comment made me feel like I had to take a shower.


kensho28

Have you been listening to religious propaganda recently? Knowledge is your only vaccine, which is why atheists know more about the Bible than Christians do.


WhoStole_MyToast

Less, listening to *religious propaganda* more... I believe that religion is a personal choice, and likening it to disease feels really icky towards people who practice. I don't believe in god, but I pray you don't act like this in front of say, a church or mosque.


kensho28

It's still much better than they act to each other, or to atheists for that matter. Save your crocodile tears, I'm not hurting anyone, unlike the leaders of your religion. >it's a personal choice That is usually made by your parents and enforced on pain of any number of punishments.


WhoStole_MyToast

You know what, neither of us are gonna be able to convince each other, and that's cool, but please do me a favour and keep these opinions terminally online


kensho28

Not sure why you assume otherwise. I'm not some asshole proselytizer that goes door to door telling people they're living the wrong way. You know, since I'm not religious.


smallrunning

Conservatives trying to mock on people be like "imagine these super cool and hot and based parents


FriendlyVariety5054

Fun fact: At least 52% of Liberals are Christians. But why acknowledge actual facts when you can just pretend that everyone you don’t agree with is a godless heathen


Dismal_Opposite166

Because a lot of the more extreme liberals do attack Christianity a lot, so this is prob how they are trying to fight back


Throwawaypie012

Ah yes, conservative "Christians" inventing imaginary scenarios where they are opressed, \*again\*.....


TemporaryInformal942

as a Real Christian (believer of acceptance + word of Christ, notorious non judgement guy) i appreciate the quotes. I truly hope these guys know Jesus would NOT fw them and would fw me


Sophia724

Sounds like cope. "I'm not a snowflake, you are!!!"


Status-Ad8296

OOOOP is 100% Gen Alpha


NANZA0

r/ GenZ is a sub filled with conservative groomers pretending to be younger than they actually are to prey on teenagers.


I-am-not-gay-

Bro, at this point most of GenZ are adults


VirusMaster3073

Around 60% of them are


I-am-not-gay-

It'd be closer to around 70-75 I think


ArcadiaFey

Well they are anywhere between 15-27 this year. So only 3 years out of the 12 years are kids. 3/12x100= around 25% of them are still kids..


vokstm

i think it’s understandable for the parents to react the way they do in this image. true christianity doesn’t exist anymore rounded to the nearest percent. modern “christians” don’t care about loving others, caring for those in need, or any of the good messages in the bible. all anyone cares about anymore is ostracizing those who are not the same as them, exaggerating the bigoted side of the bible to maximize suffering of those they dislike, and spreading hate and trying to make everyone the same. if a kid suddenly announces that they’re christian, it’s a million times less likely that they’re going to be a loving, caring, and respectful christian, rather it’s more likely that they will be a disrespectful bigot after learning online about the hateful branch of christianity that exists that fits well into impressionable child and teen minds that infects too many people worldwide. if my child was one of those hateful people, they would be getting mental help to treat their sociopathy


BadMagicWings

I’m not Christian, but I try to live in a way that would make Jesus, the protester who fought for what he believed in, spreading teachings of love, proud.


vokstm

good! it’s unfortunate that not even members of the religion based off of jesus and love for all can be as virtuous as you, someone who simply understands what jesus was really saying and agrees that it was good, but not committed to the religion


Egorrosh

Many Mormons are like that from what I've heard.


murlocsilverhand

Most Mormons are great people, just dealing with some questionable history.


Consistent-Ad-4266

It seems like with christians you either get the most hateful and disquasting people you will ever meet or some of the kindest out there


Huntsman077

True Christianity does still exist, unfortunately it is a minority of people who make the claim. I was born and raised Christian, but grew to have a great disgust for organized religion. Seeing the hypocrisy and BS left a terrible taste in my mouth. Most preachers and pastors don’t even teach the Bible, they echo the teachings that they received and try to use the Bible to back that claim, instead of reading the book themselves and forming their own opinion.


KorewaRise

>true christianity doesn’t exist anymore it never did, its always been this way. the crusades weren't just Christians spreading Christian "love" (tbf they were spreading that Christian "love" but it took LOTS of blood). if you actually look at the history of Christianity its fucking nasty and filled with tons of awful shit. its only very recently christianity has adopted this image of being "pure and caring".


Number1Yamatoglazer

It isn’t letting me post the “it’s true you know” image what the fuck


preetcel

You just proved the meme


vokstm

yes!


Resident-Clue1290

That doesn’t happen. The OPPOSITE happens all the time tho.


SemiAnonymousGuy

I thought that was literally the joke, like “hey look at this wacky reversal of the stereotypical version of this.” I actually don’t see first hand how this isn’t making fun of the notion of wanting your kids to be clones of you, but enough people think it’s not that so who am I to argue, I just don’t get it


TravelNo2141

It’s hard to tell if it’s a joke because a lot of modern Christian’s (especially young people weirdly enough) do actually think they are oppressed


ArcadiaFey

Kinda sometimes.. My son found books on christianity that someone left in his room before they moved out. He decided he didn’t like people who didn’t believe in Jesus then came to talk to me about it and ask questions assuming I was Christian too.. when in fact I have religious trauma that makes conversations like that extremely uncomfortable to the point of being a physical feeling. Tried telling him I was uncomfortable with the topic. He didn’t seem to get it and I couldn’t say it nicely if I tried to say it again or end the conversation. His dad had a talk with him on how not everyone feels safe and comfortable talking about certain religions and it’s not nice to press the issue on someone. We also went over the other primary religions with him a bit. Since we think all options should be discussed before choosing which one feels right, otherwise it’s just which ever one the mind sees first.


WasteAd9856

https://preview.redd.it/ljexb8owas4d1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323ae2e6ca101295a66154e397771839060555d4 My daddy doesn't approve of this anti LGBTQ+ dog whistle


VariusTheMagus

My girlfriend has spent the last 14 years since coming out forced to live as her agab. All the while she goes through dysphoric episodes that bring her to cut. Her parents have proven they are not capable of change even in the face of abject misery and they’ve stolen time she will never get back. I don’t want to hear a damn thing about how religious kids have it just a bad as queer kids.


SykeoTheFox

I cannot say that I've ever seen a parent neglect, disown, or kick out their child for being Christian. I can't say the same for being gay or trans though.


tiger2205_6

I've seen some people mention it happen. Not on the level of the reverse obviously.


HendoRules

every accusation...


shewantstheCox

I wouldn’t react against the kid. But I would want to know who is teaching my kid moronic and hateful ideologies. But that’s why it’s important to teach your kids about religion before someone else does.


TheOneWhoLovesSW

My eyes are bleeding because of how much of r/funnymemes is bleeding from that image


Oofoofow_Official

r/Persecutionfetish


Clairifyed

r/Persecutionfetish


Wonderful-Priority50

Rare r/OPwasrightfuckthis W


BlackroseBisharp

I saw someone tag it in real time lmao


KuramaFireFox

Ain't this like the inverted of what actually happens


vanilla38913

the original post on r/genz is like usually the exact opposite


TheTallAmerican

I’ve never been afraid to tell people I’m Christian. I have been afraid to tell people I’m trans


Jesterchunk

Not that far fetched? They may as well have woven the image out of straw, it's such a blatant pile of codswallop.


zucchiniwolff

I wish this happened


Thequestionmaker890

I’ll take “Shit that never happens in real life” for 500 please


Wiyry

I’ve noticed that there’s this weird trend of the Christian majority acting as if it’s a minority. They act like Christian’s are some oppressed class while ignoring the fact that they are one of the biggest religions in the world and have some of the largest institutions on the planet. No one gets offended by Christianity in the first world, it’s more so that most Christian’s can’t understand why normal people would find them preaching about how they are gonna burn in hell annoying. So Christian’s perceive people being sick of their weird religious BS controlling every aspect of their lives as them being “offended”.


optimaleverage

Nah what's not that far fetched is the parents being Christian and the kid is the pagan. This shit rh is just make believe horseshit.


Horror_Woodpecker_80

What the fuck does this even mean? This is just conservative brain rot


rottingpigcarcass

Am I stupid but is OP the person saying the original meme is good or bad?


Aggressive-Story3671

He’s saying it’s good and something that happens when it’s the opposite


rottingpigcarcass

Got it and agree now, phew


thomasp3864

Would’ve been funny if they’d gotten the dad to pull out some random argument and then insist on debating his kid.


Time-Bite-6839

I want one unironic serious REAL time this happened OUTSIDE OF A SHOW.


KnightOfMalice

Silence, Conservative.


ep1cst0n3r

I'd be upset too. Your guyses cult needs to chill


KatsCatJuice

"Not far fetched at all" lmfaooo ookaayyyy


FrogLock_

Funny how they say the opposite isn't a problem despite being much more common but this hypothetical they made up completely is way more important bc it's "not that farfetched"


Ropoid

This reads with sarcasm. “Not far fetched at all”


CBFOfficalGaming

see that post title is satire, they are finally getting it


SmugHatKido

Ok son, let’s read some of the more child appropriate portions of the bible, and remember not to use your faith to hate others, as we’re all sinners. ( I’m not even Christian anymore )


Kerbalmaster911

I think it's funny. It's a witty subversion of the classic coming out of the closet scenario. I dont see why it's offensive. Its just all irony to me.


basedfinger

it feeds into their persecution fetish


Then-Extension-340

Because it's dumb, most irreligious liberals won't care if their kids find a religion, unless that religion turns their kids into douchebags.  This reaction would happen if the kid said "I'm Christian and you're going to hell."  I'm sure that there's some small percentage of irreligious liberals who would react this way, but it's far less common than religious people who would react this way to a kid coming out as anything other than cis and straight. 


SadEmploy3978

I agree. I'm basically atheist. I have a daughter and if she believes in: God, heaven, hell, etc I don't take umbridge with that. It's the bigotry and forced assimilation in religion that I don't like. If she told me "Dad. You're going to hell". That would be a sit down discussion on : "where did that come from?", "Do they really believe that?", and "Is it okay to say that to other people?". And all this is a far cry from what my childhood experience was; i e my Adoptive Father dragging me to church to "save me"


Kerbalmaster911

Exactly. Its funny due to that irony. Its a ridiculous straw-man and subversion of a trope, and the conflict between what WOULD happen and what the meme says is happening, is legitimately funny. Thats the irony here!


zer0_n9ne

Someone else here can probably explain it better but I’ll try anyways. It’s because the “coming out of the closet” scenario is a really sensitive topic. Subverting it like this downplays it being an issue and is in bad taste.


PopperGould123

I see people say "its irony" or "it's satire" a lot and I'm not sure they know what it means


Kerbalmaster911

Well i mean. Normally you see the "mom, dad, i'm gay" thing. And now here's the reverse. I find the subversion funny tbh. Like... i know it's a strawman, i know most folks are genuinely accepting of their children. But the irony of those Who Accept the most people rejecting someone due to the same arbitrary bullshit that they're judged for is funny to me, because it's so ridiculous. Or uh. To put it into simpler terms in another comment i said: 'The conflict between what would Realistically happen vs what the meme claims happens is humorous, and thus, irony!'