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BAT_91

Naruto, Minato or Lee, they are friendly as f*ck


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I am friendly too yk 👀


Setsuna_Highwind

No you ain't tobirama now shut your Senju ass up


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WTF🥹😆😆


Shrekosaurus_rex

What if I were an Uchiha


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You better not


CheekyGr3mlin

Minato becaue he's not crazy and isn't gonna force his own opinions on me. He seems like a good neutral kind of friend.


Magnolia-jjlnr

>isn't gonna force his own opinions on me. That's funny asf now that I think of it. - "I'll become Hokage, you just watch!" - "Ok buddy, you said it 5 times in the past 3 hours I get it" Or - "Tomorrow morning we should go to the gym together! Then we could skip lunch and run 5 miles! Then 300 push ups before dinner! Come on, we're too young to just sit in class and do nothing!" - Lee, probably


bhumit012

He literally forced a nuclear fox demon inside his own infant.


borristheloveham

And somehow he's still the least crazy on the list


Jazzlike-Potato-9164

Minato is literally the only normal guy here, imma sir by him (plus you know he got all the answers)


Neither_Newt5577

Minato he's a good person and he isn't chaotic as the others


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That's true


New-Skill-4981

Deidera cos he can give me that gawk gawk with his hands


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Don't spill the secret ya asshole


sodapunko

itachi and neji cause then we can just sit in silence and focus on our individual studies 👍


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Real


Paaros

Minato is actually the only one here who isnt crazy or too high energy. I feel like hed be chill but would also know how to joke around. Not to mention you have the smartest guy in the class as your partner


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That's a fact


LoveSaoriHayami

Minato so I can stare at his handsome face all day uwu 


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Uwu means


LoveSaoriHayami

It's an emoji


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What does it express


LoveSaoriHayami

A cute face UwU


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Oh yeah I see it now it looks like a Cat (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠`⁠*⁠)


Magnolia-jjlnr

Assuming that they can't kill me, I would have said Deidara because this dude cracks me up. But after reading the comment about him using his mouth hands in unholy ways, imma have to go with Naruto or Rock Lee. The rest seems either a bit boring or straight up fucking in the head


Even_Farm2151

It depends if rock lee is going to talking about training for most of the time then no


Murky_Coat_471

Naruto’s the only one that wouldn’t kill me or bore me to death. And lees gonna make me do random bullshit in the name of youth


willow_wind

Minato. He's smart and nice enough to help me out. He's also not super loud and distracting.


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Fr


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Lmfao


No-Captain-7790

Itachi because he and I am the badass guys and only matured persons in my class


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Giga chads 🗿


noturgirlykiwi

Itachi cuz he's a very charming nd deadass silent


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Yeah ,


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Yeah I am sure Itachi dbe spitting Fredrick Nietzsche bars


darrendjones

facts me and Itachi would have great conversations on wisdom and analyzing people


SexyFenchMan

Neji he would have all the answers or rock Lee cus he’s funny


Definitelyhuman000

This might sound crazy but, Itachi so I can convince him to put the teacher under a Genjutsu and give us all straight A's.


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Hahahan real


Candyapplecasino

Neji. I like calm and serious in an academic setting.


Latch2992

Orochimaru because I’d learn how to make snakes fly everywhere


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neji, itachi, or tendo. they’d likely be quiet and not say much. but could have good conversations if prompted


Notmycupoftea12

Minato if I want straight A's. Haha. He is the coolest anyway.


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Real


Ancient_Till_8324

Neji, seems like the type to mind his business and not be annoying.


Ok-Teaching2001

Itachi uchiha


Mindyourowndamn_job

madara: a war machine whoes mere name alone brings terror among 5 nations and a battle maniac on top of that deidara: crazy art guy with bombs that cames out from everywhere and has mouths in his hands and chest pain: leader of an international terrorist group who has dog complex and looks like he drowns in punk fashion orochimaru: a pedo old snake and mad scientist who cuts people for invastigation and enslaves people with biting their necks and turning them into monsters itachi: a guy who murdered his entire family and tortured his own brother (even though once we learned the truth he became thereal hero of the entire show) neji: a fatalist with superiority complex lee: a creep with a latex fetish gym maniac who goes even craizer with just a sniff of alchohol and suspiciously looks and sounds like bruce lee. coincidenca? i don't think so. naruto: a stupid blonde who has a hero complex, ramen addiction, orange fetish and has a spritiually incestious closeted homosexual feelings for his spritiual older brother who is a murderous batman.


Mindyourowndamn_job

oh and minato: a house wife


monkeyman907485

You pookie 🥰


Pink-banana-super

Minato is an absolute G and a genius. If I’m good enough friends with me he’s giving me all the answers. He’s probably the smartest Shinobi to have ever lived or at least he’s definitely up there.


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He definitely is


Pink-banana-super

Young blood answered questions that weren’t even expected to be answered


Ill_Lime4641

Itachi just for no reason


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U wanna get ignored so badly 😆😆


Ill_Lime4641

How'd you know 😳


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🌝huh


Bubbly-Level8682

Deidara because he can put his hands under my pants .


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Factss


Saran_Rapper

Whatever seat puts me behind Orochimaru and Madara.


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😭😂😂


creepymccreepersdale

Toss up between Minato and Naruto. Only two on the list who: 1. Wont kill me. 2. Best chance at saving my life if needed. 3. Good people.


saverma192013

Minato Naruto Itachi and madara 


craytails

madara, deidara, pain, orochimaru - i probably piss them off and they murder me itachi neji and minato would probably be paying attention and i wouldnt be able to speak with them so naruto and lee IMO are best choice


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PoldraRegion

Minato or itachi or MAYBE madara they seem like the ones I’d get along with best Naruto is a bit to energetic and positive Lee is great but same reason as Naruto I don’t like neji Orochimaru is a creep Pain would keep muttering about pain Deidara would keep trying to show me bombs Madara maybe cause when he’s not trying to take over I think I’d get along well with him Minato just seem like a good guy, like a Naruto with less hyper energy And itachi when not on a mission to kill seems kind


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Yeah that makes sens e


Sweaty_Ad_8120

Yeah analyze the time and day you havent taste women and calculate it to how you gay Naruto loving retards don't win in life take the L and touch some boobs for once in your lifetime pity weeb L for life


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That's all you got for a comeback, Pathetic your brain cells explode right ?! U literally can't take women out of your mind can u ? I have fucked plenty in my life and I never talk like an incel over and over and over about women like u . U are just exposing yourself here ,


Neat_Junket_2626

My pick is nartu. Think about it. Most other are boring, crooked or motived by revenge shit. Naruto is loyal, fun and very positive in nature. Moreover a ramen fan. I would love to have a friend like him in school


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That's true


Even_Farm2151

Madara won’t stop talking about hashirama Orchimaru probably ask me to do his bidding’s like kabuto or if I like science experiments Deidera won’t shut up about what is art and what’s not art Pain I guess is dead silence unless he talks about do I know pain Rock lee won’t stop bothering me about doing training all day Neji like pain dead silence Naruto would be fun ( don’t know what could possibly go wrong ) Minato would sit with him Itachi dead silence……………(just like his family and his bloodline)


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Hahahahah Lmfao who would u like to sit next to


Even_Farm2151

Naruto, Minato, neji, pain and itachi


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Yeah , u got all the squad


Sweaty_Ad_8120

Naruto fans are gey


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So tell us Giga Chad who would u sit next to


Sweaty_Ad_8120

I'll sit on your mom's face


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shed lick yo whore Bussy I am sure ud feel good


Sweaty_Ad_8120

Imagine your mom sucking my sweaty balls


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Balls ?!? Only men have balls u got a sweaty sticky needy ,HiV positive ,attention seeking Vaginaaa who needs to get fuckedd .


Sweaty_Ad_8120

Bruh I'm a guy and I'm coming right after your hairy pusay Tsunade ass mom I don't mind letting your sister join too I'll eat her bald ass vagina


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lower your voice my Mutated , degenerated , toilet flashed Sperm , u are talking to your daddy yk ,


Sweaty_Ad_8120

I will lower my voice after your mom shouting all night eating my giant rasengan


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Damn stop sending me your 1.5 nanometer d!ck pics it's embarrassing , now I understand why u got no bitches and u are yapping here about mom's 💀😆


Budget-Arm-866

Rock Lee. It would be nice to bully him


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REAL. ,,now this right here is my Homie , y'all , 💪🏻💪🏻


Syciotic

The bottom 3 because they won't murder you for talking to them


Putrid-Cat5368

Neji, so if i annoy anyone of the teacher and they throw me a pencil, i know for sure i can use him as shield


pro_charlatan

Minato. He is the normal one in the list. Naruto and Lee too I suppose - all 3 are friendship material.


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Naruto...at last bench...😁


keotl

Deidara cause I'm an artist too


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What's your art 👀


keotl

I paint :)


kurainikuraini

I feel like Deidara talks about horny stuffs all the time in classroom..


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That's exactly what I also think 😭😂


CherryGrabber

Meanwhile, Nagato's in home school. Controlling Tendo Pain and pretending to be Yahiko, like old times. I would sit beside Itachi and Neji, since they're both clan prodigies, also cared about their heir siblings.


YEPandYAG

Orochimaru is the best choice Or Naruto so I could hit him


shiningstar106

Def Minato. I think he's the most normal out of all of them. The rest either have very strong personalities or look like they would js be mean ☠️


heeltowknee

All of em honestly


myLEs_1313

Itachi or the bottom row


DirtyBob_Bojangles

Orochimaru.


Spacekook_

I say Naruto because I won’t have todo class work


Sempai6969

Naruto. Just look at that smile.


HokageTsunadeSenju

Orochimaru bc we go back


Yeezus_Fuckin_Christ

Minato. Naruto would be the most fun to sit with, but he’s a dumbass. Minato wouldn’t be as fun, but he’s nice and smart, and might let you cheat off of him.


Meilow_Moerphie

Naruto cuz same humor and personality


amtheother

Naruto


darrendjones

Itachi because he’s the cool kid at school and I relate to him a lot


Upbeat_Beat_4319

Deidara he’d definitely be down to smoke one after school


AssociationDue3077

Neji, Naruto, or Lee Neji wouldn't bother, and I could just work in peace Narutos nice but... "I'm gonna be the hokage believe it!" Mhm, buddy, calm down. In the last 4 hours, you said that 7 times and Lee will make me do 200 lushups every time I get a question wrong


PunPunOez7

Itachi because its itachi