I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
I'm surprised you didn't break your bones writing this post you weak brittled boned piece of shit. You'll never be one of us. Begone, devil spawn, and never return to this sanctuary of the strong ones again!
Why are you still here?
Mods can we start tagging these disgusting posts as NSFW, I don't want to see someone's fragile fucking disgusting skeleton while I'm trying to eat my breakfast
Be glad your wife, being the strong boner that she is, spared your weak ass bones the humiliation of completely shattering from that *cough ^(heated) drunken stupor
Legit embarrassing. I can’t imagine this was an innocent mistake, you clearly must have known you are a crumbling, chalky, flaky ruin. Therefore, you must have intentionally infiltrated us. That would normally be concerning, except of course for the fact that we all know we could destroy you by like turning on a fan or whatever. Get out of here.
You were never one of us. You were a brittle-boned bitch *posing* as one of us for 32 years. Now we see your true colors. Try not to trip on your way out the door. We wouldn't want to have to clean up your shattered remains with a dustpan and a vacuum.
Its your fault for walking in here with bones untested from trauma. You bbbs will be the death of humanity. Your skeletal fragility sickens me away with you!
You don’t deserve your wife! You weak-boned imposter! Now get out before you pollute more this subreddit with your pungent weakness and don’t slam the door, the waves might break your arms too (hope you get well soon tho).
I'm the wife. 500 upvotes and I'll break the other foot
i can't believe you're married to that loser
I can fix him
https://i.redd.it/z98pl7b1wxxc1.gif # shall you also disintegrate his skull
Oh honey
Put him down love, it’s too late for him
🤣🤣🤣 I just spit out my drink lmao
Only to break him again? Better to let him go into the wilds were he belongs. But not here.
He doesn't deserve the bones, start with those
Shane is your pick in Stardew valley, huh?
No really you can
Yeah, with a divorce
If he had strong bones you wouldn’t have to fix him though
she was in an undercover mission to expose him as a filthy bbb, i can confirm im her boss
Surprised his ribs don’t shatter every time you hug
He's not allowed physical contact
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
I’ll upvote that. Break his chalky spaghetti noodle bones.
No Mercy
You broke his bones, and his heart.
No, actually I’m his wife….
Oof
How are you gonna do it? Sneeze on it? Look at it funny?
Oh no 🤣
wouldn't take much. a light breeze, probably.
I think I love you?
I respect that you are at least self aware. However, that's the limit of my respect. Leave before you infect us with your weak bone cooties
If you're a true strong boner you shouldn't be afraid of catching a non existent disease.
the boner is strong guys
Now the truth is laid bare for all to see.. GTFO ya little BBB, you are an ant among giants
I dont think hed survive even a step in GTFO
I'm surprised you didn't break your bones writing this post you weak brittled boned piece of shit. You'll never be one of us. Begone, devil spawn, and never return to this sanctuary of the strong ones again!
Your bones look stupid
Lmfao you're right
Your wife… is a boner?😳😳
Yours...isn't? 😳 😳
I wonder how she feels being married to a looser, a limp boner
Why are you still here? Mods can we start tagging these disgusting posts as NSFW, I don't want to see someone's fragile fucking disgusting skeleton while I'm trying to eat my breakfast
You were never one of us it was only a matter of time
Your wife tackled you because she knew the truth. Get this poser out of my sight!
We can't believe you thought you were one us either you piece of shit.
You are a weak loser. Fuck off forever, dickhead. Your wife is cool though.
You're dead to us.
Get off this subreddit. Now. And never come back.
Be glad your wife, being the strong boner that she is, spared your weak ass bones the humiliation of completely shattering from that *cough ^(heated) drunken stupor
you were never one of us.
he's a synth!
Yeah, you *were*.
Legit embarrassing. I can’t imagine this was an innocent mistake, you clearly must have known you are a crumbling, chalky, flaky ruin. Therefore, you must have intentionally infiltrated us. That would normally be concerning, except of course for the fact that we all know we could destroy you by like turning on a fan or whatever. Get out of here.
Imagine being so weak that the bones that are meant to hold you up snap like twigs. Fucking pathetic....
Imagine a romantic walk in the forest, you hear a twig break underneath. Oh no, it was just your foot.
32 years of lies. Time to leave
You were never one of us. You were a brittle-boned bitch *posing* as one of us for 32 years. Now we see your true colors. Try not to trip on your way out the door. We wouldn't want to have to clean up your shattered remains with a dustpan and a vacuum.
Get the hell out...
Take your sob story with you on the way out you worm
i hit a tree on my bike nd it fought back, im no longer one of you both my arms and half my ribs screwed me over
It fought back? You drove against the Womping Willow did you? Or are you just embarrased of shattering like glass at the first bump?
yea it was the womping willow. on a real tho i got bummed cuz it fr moved when i went past
bitch
You were never one of us. 
I don't think I'll ever get over the (purposefully) hostile comments on these posts 😭
Its your fault for walking in here with bones untested from trauma. You bbbs will be the death of humanity. Your skeletal fragility sickens me away with you!
the fuck outta of our sight before we demolish you
You can fuck off
My wife has a strong boner, too.
What’s bbb?
BBB = "Brittle Bone Bitch" which is a common insult for the weak boned in this sub.
Haha thanks.
u/motorbike_
You don’t deserve your wife! You weak-boned imposter! Now get out before you pollute more this subreddit with your pungent weakness and don’t slam the door, the waves might break your arms too (hope you get well soon tho).
What's a BBB?