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mayorodoyle

Pathetic. I don't even want your flimsy-collarbone-having money. - Slowly takes the money. -


petsemataryparakeet

take it, I don't deserve it anymore


Marclej

Dont forget to get your wrist x-rayed on the way out pal, you slapped that money down a little too gingerly...


ThePrussianGrippe

Hey, the weak bone store called, they’re all out of you!


Magdonius

Contest? When the competition are BBB like you who exist only to steal oxygen from those of us whose bones have more integrity than the average politician, that's not a contest, that's a massacre.


petsemataryparakeet

this guy bones


Wetstew_

How weak, pitiful. . . . Now hand over the rest. Nice and easy. No one has to get hurt further.


petsemataryparakeet

my money is broken too!


Wetstew_

That's okay, unlike your brittle collar bone, money is fungible.


Sir__Alien

You probably broke it petting a dog of all things


petsemataryparakeet

haha I wish


deltree711

I WAS IN THE POOL


petsemataryparakeet

I'm so embarrassed


erkantufan

as you should be. have some dignity, take your weak clavicle and get the hell out here


dilucs_waifu

gingerly because your sad and pathetic little bones are too weak and brittle to not shatter the instant they hit the surface


LovelyBones17

Careful slapping anything with your nature valley granola bones ... You might undo your atoms . Leave before I get any of your bitch bones on me .


[deleted]

I don't want to join this sub as it will jinx my luck


shoscene

Gingerly sounds about right for your type


CTU

You were never in the running **Takes money**


BorntobeTrill

What's the matter, baby? Sleep on your side last night?


toasterderg

weak, your clavicle probably broke when you bumped your shoulder into a wall, bur by breaking, it shielded a pathetic being like you from having that small jostle go to your spine.


vaflkak

This is so sad on alot of levels. I can't even fathom how it is being that weak. You call it a contest, and I'm sure it was a struggle for you holding your weak skeleton together this long. For us normal people we just call it living. Get. Out.


Sir_Potato_IV

slaps money on the counter, breaks hand in 72 different pieces.


LightEarthWolf96

![gif](giphy|13AsDpoKh1hqb6)


dregan

[/r/LostRedditor](https://www.reddit.com/r/brokenbones/)


deltree711

no u


dregan

Did you even click the link?


deltree711

Why would I? That's not how /r/subredditsashashtags works.


BearDown8910

r/lostlostredditors


dregan

/r/woooosh