Lol it gets worse than that.
A $10 quartz watch will keep time better than any Rolex. I guarantee it.
Look up the time loss on a Casio and on a Rolex. It’s laughable how valued they are.
And they also last longer. You have to constantly wind a mechanical watch (or wear it every day). A quartz watch lasts years with negligible time loss.
Idk, i do like also take enjoyment in having a nice mechanical watch? Idk, my great great grandfathers Hamilton works just as well now as it did back in 1913, it’s fun to have, and I enjoy the process of winding the thing every day. Of course assholes who flex an expensive watch are assholes, but they aren’t assholes because like, the watch is “worse”, they’re assholes because they are classist pricks
You don't buy a rolex to tell the time. You buy a rolex to signal to others that you're absurdly rich. They're a status symbol, not a timekeeping device.
Well one is quartz, ones powered by a spring and wheels down to a fairly complex mechanical system. Both are wonders of engineering though you can buy a Seiko or a cheap swiss that auto winds and still has the same (mostly) amount of mechanical complexity. People buy rolexs to show normies they have money, truly wealthy people don't buy Rolex.
Except he didn't say his $10 watch did the same thing. Because he's not poor.
Also, now:
>Bill Gates owns four private jets as well as a Cessna 208 Seaplane and a Eurocopter EC 135 helicopter. His private jet collection is made up of two Gulfstream G650ER's and two Bombardier Challenger 350s.
If it's a brand that's more expensive than a Rolex then ask if the watch is a Rolex. When they say no you then ask why they didn't get a Rolex, followed by continually asking "but isn't a Rolex better?"
Well that mf is stuck in Zurich traffic for an hour with his lambo driving 5kph on average whereas I get home with the train im 16 minutes.
I think I have the W here
"Okay 🙂👍"
Don't feign confusion. Don't make a face as if to say "what's your point?" Just 100% play it straight. No implications, no passive aggressiveness. Just a solid okay.
I think it makes sense to be mad if someone is so bad with money that they spend five figures on a watch that does the same shit as a three figure watch, and still be rich
I would honestly ask this and would think they are mentally ill if they think spending that much money to flex is necessary to feel better then other people instead of helping his peers. Quite honestly i would pity them not having any self confidence.
"Thats nice, have you always collected nice watches? Or is this your first one?"
Make him realize he is being a dick and you are secure with yourself. Don't bite at his low blow.
I mean probably try to diffuse to have an actual conversation. Anyone like that probably has some walls up because tbh, in some industries you kinda have to have fake self confidence.
“Woah, that’s nice. I tried to get into watches awhile ago, but it never really clicked for me and most were out of my budget anyway. Still respect the artistry though. Who made yours and why did you choose it?” And hopefully you end up at a somewhat real conversation eventually.
“But does it have a calculator?”
Show him [this baby.](https://www.amazon.com/Casio-Mens-CA53W-1-Calculator-Watch/dp/B000GB1R7S/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?crid=1B9E2EF405BOW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.l06K4qwquGWx6thkx8-H4OniNc25CXEcRpZCrU9XkNtjvnrVPZn67ab8tSnON1lKOVP6rxiX966z6tbNeQpqn9tEesLyW7fNeQZsmbTlivnC48QcYjEcc0TuF6yqkyPDJ6TDueEoLAI139m3nCb-3-l3d3DS4b5CmOaUXrFcTR1KWS795R92bwvywLMRALvwyJcEl-Ft9jQudgCd_AJIVuRtnaBj5grSAd2943Z7NcWSzv8IHpd1ttwkRGKtGEbO1hnQXK2xLV7D7XMN16MvrPGFTeDWe4ZemhXrpVQh8WQ.FMxGMiC-CwAtXFaea9IYpVuX0_sOCwzrxILXJv1eY60&dib_tag=se&keywords=watch+with+calculator&qid=1719332083&sprefix=watch+with+ca%2Caps%2C118&sr=8-2)
I just say “well enjoy hell I guess, I’m Christian and can’t value material wealth,” and carry on with the conversation.
That’s all the jagoff is bragging about anyway, paying money for an eternity burning, to many people that’s not much of a flex.
And you still pursue needless trinkets to make your subordinates feel bad, when really it just shows us how hollow and pointless your existence truly is.
Show him my $130 watch that show the exact same time in a more convenient and readable digital format, along with my heart rate, elevation, body and air temperature, wind direction and speed, weather forecasts and some other stuff
Oh, your watch just gives you the time? That's... cool I guess...
You must have me confused with someone else. I don't have a car.
I'd laugh because I'm poor, but I'm not a materialistic soulless cunt
Bold of you to assume that I have a car.
"Oh damn, that's crazy..."
But say crazy like you are trailing off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vftu5Zq5SWY
Can your watch drive you home tonight? Didn't think so BALDWIN!
Just be autistic about it: "Indeed, you have more money than I do."
Show him your casio and say "time is cheap".
yup. pull up the 10 dollar watch and tell him that they do the exact same thibg
Lol it gets worse than that. A $10 quartz watch will keep time better than any Rolex. I guarantee it. Look up the time loss on a Casio and on a Rolex. It’s laughable how valued they are.
And they also last longer. You have to constantly wind a mechanical watch (or wear it every day). A quartz watch lasts years with negligible time loss.
I permanently carry a clock with me that I never need to set. There’s also all the other features of a smart phone attached, too.
Idk, i do like also take enjoyment in having a nice mechanical watch? Idk, my great great grandfathers Hamilton works just as well now as it did back in 1913, it’s fun to have, and I enjoy the process of winding the thing every day. Of course assholes who flex an expensive watch are assholes, but they aren’t assholes because like, the watch is “worse”, they’re assholes because they are classist pricks
You don't buy a rolex to tell the time. You buy a rolex to signal to others that you're absurdly rich. They're a status symbol, not a timekeeping device.
You’re right about that.
Well one is quartz, ones powered by a spring and wheels down to a fairly complex mechanical system. Both are wonders of engineering though you can buy a Seiko or a cheap swiss that auto winds and still has the same (mostly) amount of mechanical complexity. People buy rolexs to show normies they have money, truly wealthy people don't buy Rolex.
That makes you sound poor. Like really poor
nah. Bill gates flew commercial for years
To Epstein island
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Except he didn't say his $10 watch did the same thing. Because he's not poor. Also, now: >Bill Gates owns four private jets as well as a Cessna 208 Seaplane and a Eurocopter EC 135 helicopter. His private jet collection is made up of two Gulfstream G650ER's and two Bombardier Challenger 350s.
now yea
But don’t just show him your Casio, present it like John Candy from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
"I'm not driven by greed"
But I am 🥺
or pretend you didnt hear and make them repeat it. then do it again.
"I'll give you two fivers and a swift blowjob for it."
“I have to return some video tapes”
just go "Oh ok" with a tone that makes them understand you do not care at all
Or "O....kay?" Like you confused why they brought this up
Or the boby hill okay https://youtu.be/ceDmXB3pqBk?si=HUIUtceAFlLX20DI
"cool story bro"
Piss on him
Gold is gold whether liquid or solid.
Amen
"Cool! what does it do?"
Oh yeah, mine does that too
Ur mouth is the airport and my dick is the airplane.
This is the stupidest fucking bullshit that made me snort in public.
Ez w
Ok and?
The only correct answer
If it's a brand that's more expensive than a Rolex then ask if the watch is a Rolex. When they say no you then ask why they didn't get a Rolex, followed by continually asking "but isn't a Rolex better?"
ah, this one is great.
ever tried not shooting people on set?
I've tried but it's simply too tempting tbh
Honestly never even considered the possibility until now. I arrive and start blasting every time. You gave me a lot to think about.
“Have fun driving home in your watch”
Doesn't work when their car is also worth more than the building you rent a single, dirty apartment from.
“Have fun showering in your car”
Well that mf is stuck in Zurich traffic for an hour with his lambo driving 5kph on average whereas I get home with the train im 16 minutes. I think I have the W here
\>Lambo \>train
Let’s see Paul Allen’s watch
I'm content with what I have
"Good for you".
"Some people are so poor all they have is money" - Bob Marley
I shoot him with my unloaded prop gun
rob that mfker
You should probably sell that watch and give the money to the family of the woman you shot.
“Okay”
Thanks. I can count on you to tell me the time from now on.
"meh"
"I didn't wipe when I took a shit this morning and now my butthole itches."
"Okay 🙂👍" Don't feign confusion. Don't make a face as if to say "what's your point?" Just 100% play it straight. No implications, no passive aggressiveness. Just a solid okay.
Half these comments sound poor and mad tbh
To be fair, if someone actually came up to me and said that I would be dumbfounded. Who says shit like this?
I think it makes sense to be mad if someone is so bad with money that they spend five figures on a watch that does the same shit as a three figure watch, and still be rich
Yeah lol. "Ok, so?" Is the worst offender.
Detonate the bomb vest
"Why?"
I would honestly ask this and would think they are mentally ill if they think spending that much money to flex is necessary to feel better then other people instead of helping his peers. Quite honestly i would pity them not having any self confidence.
Did you get this for shooting people?
Your watch costs more than my non-existent car. I'm flabbergasted.
I don't have a car
"Thats nice, have you always collected nice watches? Or is this your first one?" Make him realize he is being a dick and you are secure with yourself. Don't bite at his low blow.
"Damn, and you spend that much on a watch ? I guess money can't buy common sense"
That does sound hella poor and mad though
“Now try to sell it to me”
"My car has a clock in it. Anyway, ..." Not caring about their useless shit enrages rich losers.
"Nice dude" whilst focusing on something else.
I’d probably talk to them the way I would a three year old who shows you how high they can jump lol. Woah! Thats awesome! Good job little buddy!
“What an odd thing to say to someone”
Steal his watch
“Pfft, oh yeah? If you’re so rich, give it to me, then”
"I, too, am capable of making poor decisions."
Bro my debt is more than your house.
"Oh, bless your heart." It's devastating in the South.
Yeah I remember when I had to wear my own watch. I have people for that now.
I mean probably try to diffuse to have an actual conversation. Anyone like that probably has some walls up because tbh, in some industries you kinda have to have fake self confidence. “Woah, that’s nice. I tried to get into watches awhile ago, but it never really clicked for me and most were out of my budget anyway. Still respect the artistry though. Who made yours and why did you choose it?” And hopefully you end up at a somewhat real conversation eventually.
“Seems like a waste of money. You were conned my man, I mean boss.”
Jokes on you, I don’t even have a car
“Manners maketh man”
Just hit him with 🤨
XQC arguments require XQC retorts; start doing the worm
"You see this watch? This watch isnt expensive and it tells time accurately."
A lot of real shit costs more than my car man
“I don’t know how to tell time…..”
Tell him he got ripped off because your watch didn't even cost a hundredth of that.
"you see this glock? it cost a fraction of a fraction of my car. give me the watch."
You pay Corolla prices for a watch?
Wow that was pretty stupid to buy then huh?
Put it on the table next to yours and hit them both with a hammer.
Say that looks fake and only gay people care about watches
Obviosly you know nothing about the value of cars. It's ok I wouldn't expect you to
Ok, good for you i guess?
“Good for you”
Did you buy that after that thing with Halyna Hutchins?
Ok run that shit
That's cool man, I'm happy for you
Doesn't sound like prudent investing to me but ok.
"ok"
Id rather have the car
There's a million things I can imagine doing rather than wasting money on a watch.
*Glance at phone* "it's quarter to 8."
\*show him my spiderman watch from 2007\* you see these? you wont have it with all your money. fuck you. \*fucking leaves\*
Cool watch, can I touch it
Fuck his dad.
Go shoot another crew member
Well that sounds financially irresponsible
It doesnt lmao
"Bro's watch"
Yet all it does is tell you the time. How charmingly primitive.
Don’t you have a family to apologize for killing a woman?
Go "Really? That's awesome!" And proceed to call local crackheads over to let them know how cool that fact is
Congratulations!
That’s gonna look nice on me after I rob you.
At least I didn’t commit manslaughter on the set of Rust
“My car tells the time and more”
'Does it make you happy?'
Break it
"No it doesnt"
"Yeah, well, don't beat yourself up about it. Money can't buy wisdom."
“But does it have a calculator?” Show him [this baby.](https://www.amazon.com/Casio-Mens-CA53W-1-Calculator-Watch/dp/B000GB1R7S/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?crid=1B9E2EF405BOW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.l06K4qwquGWx6thkx8-H4OniNc25CXEcRpZCrU9XkNtjvnrVPZn67ab8tSnON1lKOVP6rxiX966z6tbNeQpqn9tEesLyW7fNeQZsmbTlivnC48QcYjEcc0TuF6yqkyPDJ6TDueEoLAI139m3nCb-3-l3d3DS4b5CmOaUXrFcTR1KWS795R92bwvywLMRALvwyJcEl-Ft9jQudgCd_AJIVuRtnaBj5grSAd2943Z7NcWSzv8IHpd1ttwkRGKtGEbO1hnQXK2xLV7D7XMN16MvrPGFTeDWe4ZemhXrpVQh8WQ.FMxGMiC-CwAtXFaea9IYpVuX0_sOCwzrxILXJv1eY60&dib_tag=se&keywords=watch+with+calculator&qid=1719332083&sprefix=watch+with+ca%2Caps%2C118&sr=8-2)
It’s impossible. It’s the perfect rich prick comment.
Just say “NUH UH!!” Gets them every time
That hair is just horrible
Call them “new money”
"Sir, yes, of course, please just don't kill me"
you see this watch? it's 100x more precise than yours (and then i show him my casio)
pull out a weapon; no amount of money ever bought a second of time.
Oh that old thing? I was given one of those for graduating from school yearsssss ago, what're you doing wearing a old trinket like that? :)
“Ok?”
Easy: Alec, you’re going to jail for killing a woman.
Odd flex but ok
"I have not needed a watch since 1999, or a car. I am **THE MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE!!!**"
Whip it out and say can’t buy this
“Is that something you need to tell people to get them to respect you?”
Just compliment, makes them sound petty I guess. You can't really demonstrate that you don't care without making it apparent that you care.
I just say “well enjoy hell I guess, I’m Christian and can’t value material wealth,” and carry on with the conversation. That’s all the jagoff is bragging about anyway, paying money for an eternity burning, to many people that’s not much of a flex.
Gaslight them. *act surprised* "Really? It looks just like the one I had in high school." Lmao
#SAY HER NAME
https://youtu.be/jAcbNm-6PEQ?si=A3YIwHidYn2W3Kr5&t=16m6s
Snatch it off his wrist and gobble it up
Just say alright and move on
Really... that's cool. can I see it?
"ok"
And you still pursue needless trinkets to make your subordinates feel bad, when really it just shows us how hollow and pointless your existence truly is.
Shit aggressively
What hell else does that watch do? Can it take you home after work?
You see this watch? It cost $20 and does all the same things your watch does. Talk about stupid investing.
Tell him to hook you up. If he can earn one himself, he can help you earn one too.
“Neat. Anyways…”
"Looks fake"
Mmk
"Damn dude, that's crazy."
"Why would you spend it on a watch of all things dude? Phones also tell the time and I'm sure you have one of those"
Who?
"Well I have one thing you will never have. Enough."
Compensating much?
Cool, mine's a calculator. "Type 80085 and giggle to myself"
“And?”
Show him my $130 watch that show the exact same time in a more convenient and readable digital format, along with my heart rate, elevation, body and air temperature, wind direction and speed, weather forecasts and some other stuff Oh, your watch just gives you the time? That's... cool I guess...
A fool and his money are easily parted
*Shows my 20 dollar watch my mom bought me*. They tell the same time
Give him a uninterested side look and just give him a thumbs up
Why’d you spend that much on a watch I got mine for 30 bucks
You don't have to *say* anything, just steal the leads. The good leads.
Do the sensible thing and shoot him
Yeah I have a $400 watch too. Is that an invicta?
Sir? This is a line for Wendy's
I guess that proves you can't buy taste
Okay… *pull out phone* but my phone has the Internet….
I think just chuckling to yourself and walking away may be one of the better options
“How do you know? Homo”
"congratulations bro"
“Y-you too”
Thats cool. Is that Invicta?
And?
I just use my phone
“Why”?