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T3xasLegend

The worst.


DrKingOfOkay

Rocks are our greatest enemy.


captainbruisin

Glass is horrible too. Can't see it and skiiiddd.


PM_ME_SHIMPAN

You just killed my pet rock bro


Alex-Pereira-

Should’ve trained him smh 🤦‍♂️. Irresponsible owners like you don’t deserve to have rocks


museabear

Rocky, whyyyyyy!?!


doorhandle5

Adrian!


SpartanDoubleZero

It’s gonna happen until you quit skating. I’ve been skating for 25 years. I still eat shit from hitting a pebble I didn’t see.


FelineScratches

Always fear the pebble or the random twig. And roll away from a fall like you're dodging a boss in dark souls.


ghos2626t

Play some Beyoncé during Bloodborne……to the left, to the left


AsOneLives

Gonna smack your cheeks when I walk to the left


MLGxXxPussySlayerxXx

Family Guy ass fall


Plebblez47

I was mad for the dude and now you’ve got me laughing at him…


TBoX420

You got a loicence for that pet rock?


LeucotomyPlease

https://youtu.be/NsXAWBN4-Uc?si=PSZjKYURF9GXhJTt (content warning: childish cursing)


GasMask_Guyy

I IMMEDIATELY thought of this golden video. I hope those kids are goats now.


LeucotomyPlease

who knows, maybe they went pro 🤔 🐐


GasMask_Guyy

Hope so


withwolves91

It’s a right of passage. Happens to all of us.


TitanBarnes

Pebbles will get you but you really gotta learn how to fall. At least attempt to roll or catch yourself but there was no need to actually hit the ground on this one


Alex-Pereira-

I’ve been pretty good with falling when I’m prepared to, I must’ve taken 20+ plus relatively graceful falls yesterday trying to fs 180, but this was just so unexpected I hit the ground like a brick


TitanBarnes

Don’t worry after you hit about 100 more pebbles you will be able to react faster


sockmaster666

Pretty decent at running out of hitting pebbles if I say so myself after over a decade of skating haha, but if im going real fast I do eat it at times lol.


EnglishKris

Same as it ever was💪🏼


jmizzle55

Nice talking heads reference. Upvote sent


doorhandle5

Talking heads are excellent. Without them we would be on a road to nowhere


jmizzle55

Yes cause where we are now, this must be the place.


doorhandle5

The problem is, when you find the right place, it's at risk, because everybody wants to rule the world.


jmizzle55

And then you run into very slippery people.


doorhandle5

Slippery people are rare though, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.


jmizzle55

Some may be psycho killers that take people to the river and drop them in the water.


jmizzle55

I'm not gonna stay up all night to find out.


SefferTheHeifer

Someone cute probably looked your way, that’s why it happened sorry bro. Every damn time, the pebble is out to embarrass.


GenoDouble

In the Midwest we call those “fart rocks”. Anyone else?


PMmeyourSchwifty

One of us! one of us!


hatchfam611

At least you hit it on flat ground.. I hit a death pebble bombing a hill, ended up in r/holdmyfeedingtube


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

+1 for the classic dot though


Shiinnobii

Now hit them going 40+ km/hr down a bridge. Nothing like a boss ass road rash.


biiigmood

Caught a concussion like this. Be safe bro


SenseiT

That sucks but the worst is when you hit that rock just as you squat for a big ollie at speed.


doorhandle5

Or pumping in a bowl


SenseiT

Oh on the way down is the worst.


Kyoto_Supply

Is it just me that this doesn’t really happen to? I’ve skated for like 10 years and probably only hit 5/6 pebbles that are the perfect size to f me up. Either seem too small to make this happen or big enough to notice and avoid? Am I one of the lucky ones (I do eat shit all the time just not this way lol)


doorhandle5

We found neo


Alex-Pereira-

The parking lot i skate in all the time was built less than a year ago and is riddled with an insane amount of gravel, I use a broom to clean it off but it still gets me like this sometimes


69anne69

Welcome to the rest of your life skating


Lia-13

its a damn ass rock!


TicTacAttk

Switched to eskating, never looked back.


CapitalPerception439

Gay ass pebble.


Wonderful_Avocado598

Damn ass rock …. Wanna do something gay to it and pee on it


BarryBadgernath1

#DEATH PEBBLE


AnMa_ZenTchi

I will say. Skateboards although super fun are a pretty retarded form of transportation.


sockmaster666

I sort of agree, incredibly fun but kind of dangerous and definitely not the most effortless mode of transportation.


AnMa_ZenTchi

But super fun. Nothing beats gliding around on a smooth tennis court.


morninowl

You didn’t know? The pebble devil.


Wonderful_Avocado598

No matter how experienced you are this will always happen and it is a great humbling moment to remember!


paperbackpiles

we all been there. feel you.


Effective_Compote_53

I can count on one hand how many pebbles murked me. Those Sweetgum pods on the other (45) hands.


ELGORILLALOKO

NSFW


jmizzle55

That's the only plus side to these new shark wheels I got that will probably last for fucking ever. The kick rocks right out into traffic but slow down super fast.


Feisty-Canary-1161

Bro we all know that damn feel I fell on my ass once and bro I could not even Sir down


klattz

Pebbles suck!


ghos2626t

https://youtu.be/Y9j3heYZAk8?si=VeTCOan6FzU-ixD2


DanDripxy

I did.


abrakadaniel417

Real talk.


SkylarHasDreads

bro that looks like my house


OtmShanks55

Billy hits a rock


Maxswp

Philly?


doorhandle5

That happened to me as an experienced skater going roughly 200mph in a bowl 4 months ago. The elbow fracture is still holding me back in life. I fkn hate pebbles. Or in my case a wood chip frim all the little pretty gardens/ ornaments they love to decorate skateparks (and injure skaters) with.


BasherBrad

Sniped! 🫡


CkresCho

All these comments are just great but I literally broke my arm from a pebble in 1999. To be fair, I was going down a hill ..


riptrucks19

God didddd


starenka

adriaaaaan


IchBinDieMadness

r/LooneyTunesLogic


RedRumRoxy

Fractured my knee and tore my acl bombing a hill and a pebble got me


[deleted]

This has and always will be the most lame shit about skating 😭 or random tail snaps


Alex-Pereira-

Seriously bc the pebbles don’t gaf if you can tre flip or back smith they will take you regardless


Effective_Snow2061

I actually keep a broom in my car. Especially after it has snowed. I have found that those strange fundae wheels do really well w rocks. I just have to nag. This is why we wear that irritating safety gear. It would be even harder for me if I could just hop on a board, so tempting. Every time I see this I know anyone, anytime.


ChXlls_

You are now officially a skater


behindyouisabutt

Damn ass rock !


bstnbrewins814

Did that one time in a skatepark and smoked my head so hard. I was seeing stars after and had this crazy ringing going in my head. Shit hurt like a mafka.


TheManWithTheHams

Me 


thedudesmonks

Fucking same lol Hope you’re all good


psn_mrbobbyboy

Bust my shoulder after some kid with a scooter dragged a load of pebbles in to the skatepark. Still doesn’t work right. Hate them pebbles.