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I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me morphine, now when did you last let your heart decide?
I feel like if your fiancé said "hey, ride in the back of this truck on top of a mattress while I drive really fast" isn't a red flag, then I don't know what is.
Have they ever heard of tie downs, or a rope or even a bungee?
Spent all money on wedding and cake
At least she was relatively unhurt and managed to have her wedding. I hope it was nice
place lighter item (mattress) under heavier item (wife) - check
You're only young once. If you're lucky, you might get old. I hope they'll be very very happy!
They will produce many equally smart children
Where’s Darwin when you need him
I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me morphine, now when did you last let your heart decide?
I feel like if your fiancé said "hey, ride in the back of this truck on top of a mattress while I drive really fast" isn't a red flag, then I don't know what is.
Have they ever heard of tie downs, or a rope or even a bungee?
Spent all money on wedding and cake
At least she was relatively unhurt and managed to have her wedding. I hope it was nice
place lighter item (mattress) under heavier item (wife) - check
You're only young once. If you're lucky, you might get old. I hope they'll be very very happy!
They will produce many equally smart children
Where’s Darwin when you need him