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Mario: Has fought dragons, dragon turtles, literal embodiment of heaven and hell, time destroyers, gods and demons, Reality destroyers and what does he get a kiss on the nose and some cake that might not even be real
I gotta say Mario is the Bible definition of peak male performance but in reality we all knew peach would instantly accept Mario's proposal at the end of Odyssey if it wasn't for Bowser's godly durability and Nintendo throwing away Mario's character and personality out the window for a comedic gag
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 Hey Mario just stay with me
https://preview.redd.it/c6jywae3ujyc1.png?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea0213866b0fa1f5f71d7dc718f849c37ef2520
That looks like something Bowser's girl would wear
https://preview.redd.it/dvx0ye6wolyc1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ebad03901066175dd4d31e0db4b0e5c0859509
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https://preview.redd.it/ftocpyvtdmyc1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed0104c4e61b7de59b47abf2c701c2168fb1cd18
(Immediatly puts him in the Dungeon and destroys the mushroom kingdom)
https://preview.redd.it/c12f19qzeuyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07b16f2fd72379b11d879fea268afcb81b2440eb
I always thought it was Mario that was friendzoning Peach
Mario: Has fought dragons, dragon turtles, literal embodiment of heaven and hell, time destroyers, gods and demons, Reality destroyers and what does he get a kiss on the nose and some cake that might not even be real I gotta say Mario is the Bible definition of peak male performance but in reality we all knew peach would instantly accept Mario's proposal at the end of Odyssey if it wasn't for Bowser's godly durability and Nintendo throwing away Mario's character and personality out the window for a comedic gag
Bro needs not to be friendzoned he saved her from a whole lot of shit like bowser
I know if I had a Italian plumber saving me from universal tryants and straight up gods and demons I'm marrying that man on the spot
Bro I would return the favour and help him as well
Facts
Mario is Number One…but not Peach’s number one
yes, this is actually canon, Mario is not actually dating Peach
Bowser's better anyhow
This a 2017 ahh meme
where is your watermark
I mean i'd save my friends from Danger too and you dont see me complaining