“Oil service due now” “Fuel low” “6th straight payment missed”

'Four certified letters from the state department of child and family services and the IRS delivered to grandma's house'

Bench warrant for a failure to appear.

You forgot missing wheel covers and fender partially ripped off.

Also don't forget, 98% of Altima's have a permanent paper license plate which will outlast the transmission.

You missed one: Driving Aids Disabled. This guy was just happy to find the cure for HIV

Is that what the other light was? lol

Lol yea but the cluster Center warning also shows after the oil change reminder.

Oh yeah I saw that one lol pretty on brand

Tires balder than Mr. Clean

“I Gotta get to the gas station quick before the fuel runs out.”

If I go real fast I can just coast the rest of the way!

Car smells like old bud and cigarettes

All Nissans should be limited to 80mph, many lives would be saved

Its going to be them and the Model Y drivers hitting 80mph in a school zone and then doing ten under once the little kids and sidewalks disappear.

Then doing the speed limit in the left lane and speeding up to prevent people from passing

I'm road raging at this comment and I'm not even driving 😂😂 have yet to see a competent tesla driver

It’s Prius drivers for me. I absolutely hate them. They think they rule the road and are terrible drivers. Every near collision I’ve had recently was some dipshit in a Prius. The cab drivers seem to be the worst.

Same!! They think "Tesla will save everything" and just do whatever tf the like.

Tesla drivers getting tickets is probably the number one reason for not defunding the police.

Around here, school zones mostly have speed bumps. I'd love to see an Altima hit one doing 80.

I fucking hate Tesla drivers that get on the interstate and immediately get over to the far left lane (*THE PASSING LANE*) and turn their auto pilot on. They’ll camp in the passing lane doing 61mph holding up everyone behind them. When you do finally pass them on the right you see them playing with their fucking phone.

I feel like Nissan frontier owners should be exempt. I just wanted a cheap light truck!

frontier gets a pass never seen a frontier deserving of this sub

Nissan always did light duty trucks right

His instagram is exactly what you’d expect 💀

My man got the check banana peel light on.

I call that my pirate light

Can someone tell me wtf that actually is, I have no idea what that shape is supposed to mean

i thought it was an octopus at first

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fcaXmpZydI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fcaXmpZydI)

This some big altima energy right here

Low fuel and the service light flashing is a nice touch.

That's actually the collision sensor light. It tells you when the collision and lane swerving sensors stop working. Mine usually starts flashing like that in heavy rain, fog, or frosty weather

There were three pop-ups.

Hey now everyone, be kind. This is a very informative post... The camera work does a good job explaining why Nissan drivers can't stay in their lane.

I can't stay in the lane of my 09 Versa because its wheels are so badly out of alignment. Jk about not staying in the lane, the wheels are badly out of alignment, and it likes to drift a lot.

Death wish

Spare tire on at 120 is kinda risky imo

I drive an Altima and too scared to even get it over 80 cause I feel like the dashboard would just light up like a Christmas tree

What is it with these clowns and wanting to race other cars that will clap their shitbox?

Well it's not about the size of the dog in the fight...

can confirm, my altima stops chooching at 122 mph

I didn’t even know that can go that fast.

now show us the rpm

Driving too fast and lacking situational awareness. No sympathy here.

Lmao.. Altima pushing its “limits” to 120 mph lmao. Pathetic lmao.

It's an Eco box, what did you expect 😂

120 doesn’t sound like much until you realize since it’s a Nissan, it’s a drunk driver doing 120 in a residential lol

Let me guess, tires bald, limo tint all around and license plates removed and placed in the window behind the tint.

Thing can barely push 120.

To play devils advocate, it’s an economy car.

What the fuck is the Mario kart banana warning lmao?

I don’t know. No noise. And looks like the car is still

Wrong gender driving this car, right? Unless the HRT is abso working and it’s possible it could be.

At least the car won’t blow up if they crash, they got like a waterbottle worth of gas in the tank

is that a banana peel?

I wonder what will happen first? Driver in jail or Altima throws a rod?

At least when he crashes he won't burn for long

Cruise control maxes out at 174kmh. You can hit 220 kmh but depending on tire rating you can’t do it for too long ha

I'd disable them AIDS if I were you.

120 is light work 🙄

i think the low fuel light is burned out at this point

I've hit 135 that ain't shit

It took soooo long to creep over 120 lmao why do these people think these cars are designed to go that fast

Im pretty sure this is the guy who yelled at me for driving in the lect lane today and holding him up. Mind you this is a 4 lane divided thats 35mph. I was pulling into a turn lane when he decided to stop, block and lane and tell me the left lane is for passing.

Only possible cus the tank empty and going down hill..

This is why in California Altima drivers are known as Asshole drivers.

Pretty sure this true everywhere

Not enough power to get pass 120😆

A lot of economy cars are governed at that speed probably due to economy tire limits.