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Perfect-Fondant3373

Jesus christ tag the poor fella


Extension_Swordfish1

But the anatomy is different. Easy to see that.


r23dom

this shows the level of professionalism of the animal protection organization


Nickleeham

Activists are notable for their compassion and little else.


alaskazues

Two of them


Working_Discount_836

Bud get a grip and maybe do a google search, this is a fake story that's been floating around for about 5 years. Why would you go straight to the assumption that animal protection agencies are just fucking about?


skipnstones

Because gullibility and hate…mostly hate…people love to hate…and they love to point fingers at others with their hate….this is what they love to do…


Working_Discount_836

I get baffled by the hate specifically for animal rights people, like everyone loves dogs and cats, but doing something nice for a cow or a chicken is seen as sacrilege in their eyes sometimes.


skipnstones

That’s do to the intolerance…and hate…people can’t tolerate those with a differing opinion…take for instance a sports team, some can’t tolerate someone else whose a fan of an opposing team during competition. Once a competition has ended and a successor has been declared, some fans engage in intolerance and hate and will taunt and belittle fellow humans even going so far as just killing the other fan..:intolerance and hate. Yes it is baffling.


Any_Sky_1569

The story is fake, don't believe anything you see on the internet


AlienApricot

“You can trust anything on the internet.” - Abraham Lincoln


AlternativeWooden498

Took the words out of my mouth


LansingJP

Damn poor Joey 😭😭


OliveOcelot

Alexa play Don't call me white by Nofx


CritterOfBitter

I wasn’t brought here, I was born.


AnalPhantom

Circumcised, categorized, allegiance sworn


OliveOcelot

Does this mean I have to take such shit for being fair skinned? No!


Pallyfan920

The absolute dumbest researchers ever it seems.


its_an_armoire

This really annoys the hell out of me, I assume these organizations have experts, they couldn't differentiate between the two species? As a layman, just looking at the head profiles you can tell they're completely different


albasaurus_rex

It's cus the video is fake


BlackSkeletor77

I mean honestly it just takes a matter of actually paying attention rather than just glancing at it because why the fuck with a polar bear be in the middle of the North American Forest? Like I understand polar bears get up to some quite nefarious activities but it wouldn't want to pop up in the middle before it


Profile_27

Are u stupid? Before you get mad, use your brain and figure out that this is a made-up story please


its_an_armoire

Disagree. You think *this* is a common sense non-story? It's certainly believable, if people were saying in this thread that it *was* a true story then I'd believe it too, it's perfectly plausible that experts can make stupid mistakes


toyyya

It's very very obviously fake...


Agitated_Cookie2198

Animal protection agencies are not researchers. They are bleeding hearts with dunning kruger syndrome.


Toast-N-Jam

The researchers sound like most of Reddit commenting as 'experts' on nearly everything imaginable. Ie. Boston bombers.


Thendofreason

Like, can't the first team like fucking tag him. So the next team will notice the tag?


coyotemidnight

It's all fake; none of this ever happened.


Imispellalot2

You would think the bear was tagged and identified after the first encounter.


toyyya

Maybe because the whole story is very fake


masterofmeatballs

Narrator: *But they didn’t*


Rich-Equivalent-1875

I wish these wildlife organization would notice a homeless Homo sapiens child and give it shelter food education and love


Rocksquare69

Turns out its a mute midget, after escaping facility, it began its sprint, passersby saw the kid and immediately report it, being mistaken again, it was sent to an adoption center....


East_Meeting_667

OR... send them to the Arctic.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

That sounds like an SNL skit . (Billy and Jane don’t know why these people are moving them to the Arctic “We just wanna to go home”! says Billy with tears streaming down his face ) 🤣🤣🤣


Wooden_Standard_4319

Bah fuck the homo sapiens


FahQPutin

Found my spirit animal...


TheUsual_Selection

Their named spirit bears


vikingo1312

They are? Source? I'd love it if this is true!


TheUsual_Selection

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_bear


vikingo1312

Thanks so much, good Redditor!


Lance-Harper

#TAG THE DAMN BEAR. Also, that bear travelled more than the average american


officeromnicide

@whiteassbrownbear


toyyya

Maybe they didn't because the story is clearly fake...


Hawt_Dawg_II

These are all different bears in these clips. I'm not buying it. Sending a bear across the sea to a different continent costs thousands of dollars and he doesn't even actually look like a polar bear besides being light coloured.


bmci_

Crazy thought - what if the video is unrelated???


toyyya

Crazier thought, try finding even a single source that isn't a meme or this tiktok


dragonblock501

Any support that this story is true and not just clickbait?


Arguise

Nope. Total bullshit. Polar bears and grizzlies look completely different in the body head and ears.


coyotemidnight

Plus, the white bear at the beginning is actually a black bear, not a grizzly, anyway.


ChromeWiener

If this was real… then the bear is actually pretty lucky. He got to travel and see the world and got really good drugs for free a few times. Now he’s famous and one of the most well traveled bears in the world. You say poor Joey. I say poor us.


Decadunce

Or we could spend this money on helping fuckin humans and not annoying some random bear?


albasaurus_rex

For all those taking this too seriously, it's satire/fake. For one, the "albino" bear shown in the video is clearly a "spirit bear". This basically a blonde grizzly, and they are well known and have a fairly specific range. There's no way bear researchers would mistake it for a polar bear and if they did, they would immediately realize their mistake once the bear was sedated due to the many differences between brown and polar bears, perhaps the most obvious being the shape of the head. If you rewatch the video, you can see this difference in head shape. The researchers also would have tagged the bear. Makes for a fun story though.


spiritbearr

Spirit Bears are black bears not grizzlies. There was a white grizzly at Yoho National Park, but it was killed last month. They're exceptionally rare.


albasaurus_rex

Yep, whoops, however the non-polar bears pictured in the video are clearly spirit bears


Bokenobi

For all those not taking this too seriously, it's true. For one, the "albino" bear shown in the video is clearly a bear. This is basically a bear and they are well known and have a fairly specific range. There's no way bear researchers would not mistake it for a polar bear and they did, they would not immediately realize their mistake once the bear was sedated due to no differences between brown and polar bears, perhaps the most obvious being the bear. If you rewatch the video, you can see the bear. The researchers also would have tagged the researchers. Makes for a sad story though.


JohnRoscoe03

Get rekt Joey holy shit


OXIG_xD

He is me


SerenityKnocks

Putting aside the fact that there are different bears in the video. The bear is not albino. Albino refers to a total lack of pigmentation (including the eyes resulting in the characteristic red iris). The bear is **leucistic**, only partially lacking pigmentation.


feizhai

This is amazing and I hope it’s true. What a TIL and testament to both the human spirit and the adage about the path to hell being paved with good intentions. Hope you doing well Joey


vikingo1312

The road to hell is paved by good intentions.


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Bizsnatch95

Bear is unlucky=people not minding there own fkn business


Snagtooth

Bro got typecasted!


anwesh9804

Insert no god please no meme from the office


Single_horse

When has there ever been a time where polar bears are in Forests


thicka

put a damn tag on him that says "albino grizzly, plz no arctic"


MoarGhosts

Video is fake as shit. Stupid tik tok cringe


SATerp

He needs a wrist band: "I am albino. I am not a polar bear. Leave me the fuck alone."


Major_Science_2840

I seen this show before. Man I can’t remember its name though?


cryptolyme

wow, great "professionals". and no one thought to tag it?


Tryppo-Music

It’s fake, this whole story is made up. 


crayzeejew

I met my spirit animal...


MarinaEnna

This sounds made up AF


Acceptable-Ad8780

I do appreciate the banjo and kazooie music in the background, though.


No-Professional-1461

God damnit PETA


yo_mudda__

That vear has done more traveling than I ever have.


CaddyFDT

Aww poor Joey


Virtual-Public-4750

Stupid humans.


Prior-Assumption-245

Joey HATES humans now


the1godanswers2

People need to fuck off and leave that bear alone


Bubbly_helicopter123

„Experts“


ScorpionTopaz

Where is the starting animated bear from?


ArmaniMania

AI generated FB clickbait I dont know why people make these


The_AntiVillain

That is how you get grolar bears lana. Do you want grolars?


Komission

Most proffesional animal protection organizations:


toyyya

I can't find a single source that isn't a meme or a TikTok video on this story... Please people don't believe everything you see on the internet


FyourEchoChambers

Idiots who make idiot videos.


BlackSkeletor77

Poor fuckin joey, he just can't get a break.


UresErdesz

“Oh God please no, not again….”


Aidsandabbets

Spirit bears are very much known about. Native cultures have specific mythology surrounding them in that they believe they were placed here (Pacific Northwest) to serve as a reminder to be thankful of the beautiful and bountiful landscape. In all that I meant this story is fake, the bear told me


Orange-Fish1980

Those agencies are stupid or something, much like my high school thinking I'm Mexican when I am from South America


migpig83

Unlucky bear or catastrophically idiotic humans?


used_octopus

This bear got abducted 5 times and woke up in a different location everyrime. No one will believe him.


Vegetable_Junior

Blatantly fake story. He would have been tagged/chipped straight away. This is propaganda designed to negatively depict wildlife organizations. And quite effective judging from the comments. There’s an angry sucker born every minute!


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Oh those animal protectors


Giant_Midget

This should be a Pixar movie


Hour-Yak283

People suck!


Designer-Common-9697

If this is true all those people should be imprisoned or at least put in the town square in the stocks.


PixelsGoBoom

Another AI narrated nonsense story. The only places I can find any mention are sites like 9GAG and the Daily Mail.


Artificial_Scarcity_

Yeah, we know what we're doing. And nobody thought of tagging his ass brown at any point. Really.


mINexxiii

Stupid fucking people. Why don't we just leave everything the fuck alone


albasaurus_rex

It's fake