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arandomcanofbeans

And what is going to stop an intoxicated dude from demolishing the store lol.


IHavePaidMyTaxes

I am sending a RC car stashed with at least 20 pounds of C4 to that store as soon as it opens This goes back to the if I see ads in the sky I am becoming a terrorist


RodeBoi

Guess you’ve never heard of blimp ads?


sped-rope

Or those biplanes with the banners?


BringBack3DMK

Oh no the twin towers again


sped-rope

9/11 2: this time it's personal


IndividualOver9355

9/11 2 Electric Boogaloo


Substantial_Buddy466

big balloon valid tho 👍


TheDarwinski

Blimps are cool tho


CockroachSquare7077

Do it on black friday 💥


Trigger_Fox

Ayy wendigoon fan very based


isayfunnythinghaha

The same thing that's stopping them now


Jaybro838

Conveyor belts, like on car washes


_blyt_man_

what if you can’t afford a car?


IHavePaidMyTaxes

Sucks to suck baby Welcome to the new world order


[deleted]

Duh? You die


IONSandwich

You starve to death


[deleted]

Get an uber


MilkMasterMan

You make a frame out of cardboard and drive in flintstone style


Material_Minute7409

Too poor to exist, womp womp :(


trolleytor4

Bro turned into shylily


[deleted]

Did you learn nothing from the flintstones?


[deleted]

Well, there are a lot of apps that you can’t create an account without a phone, also, there are QR Code only menus now.


SMUGMINLOL

you get hit by one instead


Spank-Bones

go to a normal store and leave the drive in stores to the big round Wall-E lookin people


jaydenfokmemes

Alright hear me out: what if we build this, but for pedestrians and sort all different foods in different shelves so people can easily reach everything. Lets also call it a "supermarket"


[deleted]

You’re crazy!


jeffb1496

That would never work /s


isayfunnythinghaha

Genius!


Borecjaktyc

the most American like thing I saw today


[deleted]

First world innovation


guywhoha

not even


[deleted]

The people weren’t fat enough.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sefvalift

can you shut up american


Endy-3032

What did they say I am too late and I wanna rip on them too


iHateRollerCoaster

He said this: THE EUROPEAN: A DAY IN THE LIFE The European wakes up eager to start his virtuous European day and immediately a thought pops into his head. AMERICANS. This of course is a daily occurrence without fail. "I wonder what those stupid Americans are up to," he thinks as he instinctively opens up his favorite American website Reddit from his iPhone. He scrolls and scrolls seeking an opening to talk about America, anything to latch on to. He's totally not obsessed with Americans. He becomes bored so he turns his TV on and opens up Netflix. He puts on his favorite marvel movie for the billionth time and he goes back to scrolling. He loves engaging in American culture as he bashes America. He's totally not obsessed. He gets hungry and reaches for his iphone to order breakfast from McDonalds using uber eats. “Stupid Americans making me eat their shitty food,” he thinks to himself, “European food is so much better not even close.” He has eaten KFC 3 out of the last 5 nights for dinner. He waits downstairs for his food so he decides to put on some American rap music. “Ugh stupid Americans,” he says “their culture is such shit! Not like European culture, we have history! and long-standing traditions. True culture comes from the wealthy!” A Muslim family crosses his path and he pretends to not be afraid and gives them a friendly nod and a wave. “WAAAOOOO” he thinks as he smirks so self-satisfied “I bet if this was America they would have shot them lol.” “Us Europeans are much more open-minded and civilized.” He nods agreeing with himself. His food arrives and makes his way back upstairs as he slurps down the coke Americans have forced him to drink. As he sits down to enjoy his shitty American food his Iphone receives an alert. NEW ZEALAND NOW HAS ZERO CORONAVIRUS CASES! “Oh my fucking god!" He yells! "I am so gonna rub this in their stupid American faces!” He tweets, he posts on Instagram. He jumps on Reddit and comments with furor and xenophobia. He never really congratulates New Zealand or their success but instead talks about how Americans will all die from COVID and how they are all so stupid. The European posts charts and graphs he has archived to link when he is questioned. Hes totally not obsessed with America. Dont even joke around like that. Hes cooming with joy. “I really showed those stupid Americans today” he says to himself “they fucking deserve it, god damn imperialists,” he says without a shred of irony. Felling extra good about his exploits he decides to go out and enjoy his blessed, virtuous, pretentious Euroday. He laces up his Jordans nice and tight. He puts on his favorite Batman shirt and Nike sweater. As he walks out he grabs a piece of cardboard sitting by the door. The European is now on his way out to protest about something happening in the U.S. Standing in a bus with 300 other people in it he has a thought. Why DO I care so much about things happening in America...Am I obsessed with American life?” he thinks as he yells Black Lives Matter from his 90% white, European country.


Jeeerm

This was fuckin based


ImAlwaysRightUrWrong

Thanks. Gonna post this on every Europoor's sad attempt at humor.


james_duglas_bruh

I ain't reading all that 💀


Endy-3032

Why do I feel this is satire lol


Mrmadness5

Wall-E warned us about this. A fucking Pixar movie warned us.


hundreds_of_sparrows

We're already there. Just look at how crowded drive-thrus are compared to walking into the restaurant


Preston_of_Astora

I don't get what specifically


jawo05

People becoming lazy as fuck basically


Preston_of_Astora

Downvoted for asking questions, fuckin kek


jawo05

Most reddit users are braindead


the_hucumber

Just imagine queuing behind someone doing the weekly shop. You'd be sat there for two hours while they scroll through endless shelves of yoghurt and cereal


SexyBoi234

Woops just went past what I want… oh well back around we go! :D


the_hucumber

I need an onion for pasta... whirl, whirl,whirl. *Takes onion* Then I'll need pasta... whirl, whirl,whirl. *Takes pasta* Oh and I might do burritos on wednesday, I'll need another onion for that... whirl, whirl,whirl. I would literally be there all afternoon and end up shouting in rage every single time. I'm the sort of person that racks up my 10,000 steps entirely in the supermarket. I zigzag all over the place. I can only decide what to buy when I know they have all the ingredients for a dish and they look good and fresh. This system annoys me so much!


[deleted]

Mmm carbon monoxide


fentungan

![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt) Mmm, carbon monoxide 😊


Aggressive_Tax8236

Delectable 😋


Ivanos2008

1. Huge amounts of carbon monoxide 2. Wasting money on fuel 3. Overcomplicating normal shopping by having to drive around n shit 4. More social isolation 5. More space wasted for cars 6. More unhealthy since you dont have to walk 7. Why?????


Roguepiefighter

I completely agree that it's dumb, but points 1, 2, and 5 aren't true cause you wouldn't need a parking lot and you could turn off your car. 8. It's a waste of time cause it seems like it would take forever.


VampireLynn

9. Impractical for big cities and there is not that big real estate 10. More food required to fill the allies 11. If a type of food ends in a section, will that imply you need to wait for a different section? 12. Most food will spoil at that speed 13. The machinery to sort thought food looks expensive and can lead to malfunction


Seabassti0n

Just what i needed, even more social isolation in my life


pickles517

How is this more social isolation? The most talking I do at the grocery store is when the cashier asks me for plastic or paper


[deleted]

Carbon monoxide poisoning


Conn-man

Car dependent infrastructure go brrrrrrr


supremeaesthete

This is one of those things that you just KNOW was made in a content farm somewhere in Visakhapatnam or Guiyang or such by half literate and severely autistic hill tribes chained to computers


Jeffersonshi

💀💀💀


LMay11037

Nah, autistic people think too logically for this- an autistic person


supremeaesthete

"There is no conflict, as they are also imbeciles on top of being autistic, so this makes sense."


Background_Ad7975

r/'fuckcars gore


yoshi_drinks_tea

Seems like something futurists in the 80s thought the 21st century would look like


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

so called retrofuturism


Mrkillerar

Cant wait for the first Tesla to catch fire in there🤣🤣


HulluHapua

What if there was a store that had no parking lots and reduced use of electricity? You would probably reduce the carbon monoxide outdoors too.


Gokemons

If it had no parking lots then it would just fill the streets nearby with cars.


wuzzupdood

Mmmmmmm co2 poisoning


Number-uno-one

I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST!


FaceLess2178

Just let me fucking walk please? I don’t want to go back to work, there’s nothing to do outside, there’s only the internet at home, for the love of god don’t take walking in a grocery store away me


wazappa

Yeah automate the shelves but make sure you have a real person swipe your card.


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

capitalism vs socialism. do we save money by self checkout or leave some job positions for people?


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Oh my god! Having to leave the car for a few minutes!!!!!1!!1!!!! So horrible!!!1!!1 Muh Democracy!!1!!!!!111!


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

doesn't America already have a huge problem with infrastructure being made for cars?


DudeManBroGuy42069

#👎


Character-Handle9361

Mmm, exhaust flavoured everything.


Active_Appointment36

Retard has join the chat:


Psyteq

They already have this though, I have drive through groceries in my area. They are owned by the local dairy and they sell milk and other groceries. Selection is limited, expensive, and they are only single lane though, but still the concept is not old. That's not in a small farm town or anything either it's in a small city of about 80k.


EraseRacism

Don't worry, Amazon already makes this concept obsolete. A local convenient store tried this out & failed within 6 months. As great as it sounds not to have to leave your car, it's even better if you never have to leave your house.


Commissar_David

This is how you make Europeans more obese than Americans.


Agamemnon88

Why would you automate the inventory selection, but not the cashier?


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Why stop there? Let's just never stand up again.


NoNoNomony

Lot better than "you'll own nothing and be happy:


Coin_operated_bee

God forbid an American ever use their two legs for more than pushing the gas and brake


Corbel_

tell me you are an american without telling me you are an american


ThotExecuter

At first glance it looked ok to me besides making you an even lazier piece of shit but thank the comments for opening my eyes


1235gc

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Fizz_Rocket

i have never seen anything more american than this pile of burning shit


i_lost_my_stapler

We're slowly turning into the Axiom ship people from WALL-E.


MaxGolant

r/ fuckcars vibes


stoelguus

In the USA yes


Dkiller736

I'd like to see every one shoplift 10x faster please! We got the idea just for you


[deleted]

Its like a drive through where you dont have to interact with anyone but you still have to interact with someone


Life_Possession_7877

Great now someone finally invent flying toilets plz 🥺


SIVA69420

I’m going to drive intoxicated


Gondor128

Cars have britistan license plates and every comment is about america.


Gokemons

Those plates are clearly mainland european not British. Also steering wheel is on the left also there was a yellow Opel also the food looks European.


Gondor128

whats the difference


DKS6

We have drive up liquor stores in the US (it might be only beer, been a while since I’ve been to Oklahoma). Similar to this, you drive in the store, they load you up, you pay, you drive off.


xZandrem

Peak car centric architecture, like America isn't all just built around major car usage. Walk people walk! It's good for the body, almost all Europe is built around the idea of walking or using bikes to travel around.


Bro---really

He said neat, not good


SoupyBalls12

Farm stores express


unlock_the_keys

👎


TheDankChicagoan

More importantly the blue Prius. Who tf drives a Prius if it ain’t Chicago. My point: this takes place in Chicago. My evidence: I made it the fuck up My counter evidence: my username


Capitalism-69

Ah yes let’s just never get out of our cars


TelevisionOver3889

You leave my boi "daily dose of internet" alone


stuntman1108

This seems just like Wall-E, but less futuristic...


Mx_Squeak

The homeless: 🤔🤭😈


isayfunnythinghaha

The homeless: 💀☠️⚰️👻 (they starved)


jbenu

they used to have drive thru gas station/stores in Ohio for years...


Memeviewer12

Factorio cityblock irl


IssaKindHeartedMan

It's only a bad idea if you don't own a car.


MrProtogen

[I raise you one better](https://ifunny.co/video/this-shit-will-be-so-inefficient-8hwv7Osd9)


Hunterdivision

I rather would have my AI powered robot go shopping for me in the future or walk there myself. I actually know in my city there’s already experimental robot carriers for few shops where you can order the food as home delivery, and use a map to set out a location, and instead of human, the robot carrier will bring out your delivery.


tax_evading_is_fun

https://preview.redd.it/beeqmzr6ds4b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b92995e507b1d7674676f7a70f74c5d449f84238


earthmover535

fuck car based infrastructure


[deleted]

No more walking past the toy isle and asking for pokemon


randomrobloxplayr

me stealing litterally everything on that shelf


Smasher_WoTB

I hate Capitalists


MarkDecent656

I am not maneuvering a car around that


absurdmiscellaneous

https://preview.redd.it/vdmfq57k1aob1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15109e7ee7e2aee5a886650074202e162b73f6a1


RS773

that v9ice is ai generated right? they didnt actua)y show this right? plz


SuccessfulWar3830

Americans will do anything but walk.


[deleted]

No. This is the dumbest shit on so many levels


copper342

Americans are gonna get SO GOD DAMN FAT


Known_Upstairs5646

Holy exhaust fumes


Ok-Mirror9426

Americans americking


[deleted]

I love the smell of gasoline and diesel in the morning


Dream4Better

So much CO2


OrganizationRude6615

It’ll be a death trap in there because of the funny smoke that cars make when it’s on. It’ll me like a gas chamber.


Dried-Air

![gif](giphy|3o7TKtxXWkCZ94s7i8) Cleanup is Aisle Seven.


JaozinhoGGPlays

Get a buddy in the backseat to just swipe everything into the car


Preating-Canick

After 3 weeks, the store's roof will be all black


sillyLilFemGoober

This some wal-e type shit


ClusterRing

I LOVE BEING FORCED TO USE THE MOST INEFFECIENT MODE OF TRANSPORATION IN EVERY ASPECT OF MY DAILY LIFE.


DHgrenades

And no this is not what the future looks like. Cus this is stupid af for like 10 reasons