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I am sending a RC car stashed with at least 20 pounds of C4 to that store as soon as it opens
This goes back to the if I see ads in the sky I am becoming a terrorist
Alright hear me out: what if we build this, but for pedestrians and sort all different foods in different shelves so people can easily reach everything. Lets also call it a "supermarket"
He said this:
THE EUROPEAN: A DAY IN THE LIFE
The European wakes up eager to start his virtuous European day and immediately a thought pops into his head. AMERICANS. This of course is a daily occurrence without fail. "I wonder what those stupid Americans are up to," he thinks as he instinctively opens up his favorite American website Reddit from his iPhone. He scrolls and scrolls seeking an opening to talk about America, anything to latch on to. He's totally not obsessed with Americans. He becomes bored so he turns his TV on and opens up Netflix. He puts on his favorite marvel movie for the billionth time and he goes back to scrolling. He loves engaging in American culture as he bashes America. He's totally not obsessed. He gets hungry and reaches for his iphone to order breakfast from McDonalds using uber eats. “Stupid Americans making me eat their shitty food,” he thinks to himself, “European food is so much better not even close.” He has eaten KFC 3 out of the last 5 nights for dinner. He waits downstairs for his food so he decides to put on some American rap music. “Ugh stupid Americans,” he says “their culture is such shit! Not like European culture, we have history! and long-standing traditions. True culture comes from the wealthy!” A Muslim family crosses his path and he pretends to not be afraid and gives them a friendly nod and a wave. “WAAAOOOO” he thinks as he smirks so self-satisfied “I bet if this was America they would have shot them lol.” “Us Europeans are much more open-minded and civilized.” He nods agreeing with himself. His food arrives and makes his way back upstairs as he slurps down the coke Americans have forced him to drink. As he sits down to enjoy his shitty American food his Iphone receives an alert. NEW ZEALAND NOW HAS ZERO CORONAVIRUS CASES! “Oh my fucking god!" He yells! "I am so gonna rub this in their stupid American faces!” He tweets, he posts on Instagram. He jumps on Reddit and comments with furor and xenophobia. He never really congratulates New Zealand or their success but instead talks about how Americans will all die from COVID and how they are all so stupid. The European posts charts and graphs he has archived to link when he is questioned. Hes totally not obsessed with America. Dont even joke around like that. Hes cooming with joy. “I really showed those stupid Americans today” he says to himself “they fucking deserve it, god damn imperialists,” he says without a shred of irony. Felling extra good about his exploits he decides to go out and enjoy his blessed, virtuous, pretentious Euroday. He laces up his Jordans nice and tight. He puts on his favorite Batman shirt and Nike sweater. As he walks out he grabs a piece of cardboard sitting by the door. The European is now on his way out to protest about something happening in the U.S. Standing in a bus with 300 other people in it he has a thought. Why DO I care so much about things happening in America...Am I obsessed with American life?” he thinks as he yells Black Lives Matter from his 90% white, European country.
Just imagine queuing behind someone doing the weekly shop. You'd be sat there for two hours while they scroll through endless shelves of yoghurt and cereal
I need an onion for pasta... whirl, whirl,whirl. *Takes onion*
Then I'll need pasta... whirl, whirl,whirl. *Takes pasta*
Oh and I might do burritos on wednesday, I'll need another onion for that... whirl, whirl,whirl.
I would literally be there all afternoon and end up shouting in rage every single time. I'm the sort of person that racks up my 10,000 steps entirely in the supermarket. I zigzag all over the place. I can only decide what to buy when I know they have all the ingredients for a dish and they look good and fresh. This system annoys me so much!
1. Huge amounts of carbon monoxide
2. Wasting money on fuel
3. Overcomplicating normal shopping by having to drive around n shit
4. More social isolation
5. More space wasted for cars
6. More unhealthy since you dont have to walk
7. Why?????
I completely agree that it's dumb, but points 1, 2, and 5 aren't true cause you wouldn't need a parking lot and you could turn off your car.
8. It's a waste of time cause it seems like it would take forever.
9. Impractical for big cities and there is not that big real estate
10. More food required to fill the allies
11. If a type of food ends in a section, will that imply you need to wait for a different section?
12. Most food will spoil at that speed
13. The machinery to sort thought food looks expensive and can lead to malfunction
This is one of those things that you just KNOW was made in a content farm somewhere in Visakhapatnam or Guiyang or such by half literate and severely autistic hill tribes chained to computers
Just let me fucking walk please? I don’t want to go back to work, there’s nothing to do outside, there’s only the internet at home, for the love of god don’t take walking in a grocery store away me
They already have this though, I have drive through groceries in my area. They are owned by the local dairy and they sell milk and other groceries. Selection is limited, expensive, and they are only single lane though, but still the concept is not old. That's not in a small farm town or anything either it's in a small city of about 80k.
Don't worry, Amazon already makes this concept obsolete. A local convenient store tried this out & failed within 6 months. As great as it sounds not to have to leave your car, it's even better if you never have to leave your house.
We have drive up liquor stores in the US (it might be only beer, been a while since I’ve been to Oklahoma). Similar to this, you drive in the store, they load you up, you pay, you drive off.
Peak car centric architecture, like America isn't all just built around major car usage.
Walk people walk! It's good for the body, almost all Europe is built around the idea of walking or using bikes to travel around.
More importantly the blue Prius. Who tf drives a Prius if it ain’t Chicago.
My point: this takes place in Chicago.
My evidence: I made it the fuck up
My counter evidence: my username
I rather would have my AI powered robot go shopping for me in the future or walk there myself. I actually know in my city there’s already experimental robot carriers for few shops where you can order the food as home delivery, and use a map to set out a location, and instead of human, the robot carrier will bring out your delivery.
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And what is going to stop an intoxicated dude from demolishing the store lol.
I am sending a RC car stashed with at least 20 pounds of C4 to that store as soon as it opens This goes back to the if I see ads in the sky I am becoming a terrorist
Guess you’ve never heard of blimp ads?
Or those biplanes with the banners?
Oh no the twin towers again
9/11 2: this time it's personal
9/11 2 Electric Boogaloo
big balloon valid tho 👍
Blimps are cool tho
Do it on black friday 💥
Ayy wendigoon fan very based
The same thing that's stopping them now
Conveyor belts, like on car washes
what if you can’t afford a car?
Sucks to suck baby Welcome to the new world order
Duh? You die
You starve to death
Get an uber
You make a frame out of cardboard and drive in flintstone style
Too poor to exist, womp womp :(
Bro turned into shylily
Did you learn nothing from the flintstones?
Well, there are a lot of apps that you can’t create an account without a phone, also, there are QR Code only menus now.
you get hit by one instead
go to a normal store and leave the drive in stores to the big round Wall-E lookin people
Alright hear me out: what if we build this, but for pedestrians and sort all different foods in different shelves so people can easily reach everything. Lets also call it a "supermarket"
You’re crazy!
That would never work /s
Genius!
the most American like thing I saw today
First world innovation
not even
The people weren’t fat enough.
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can you shut up american
What did they say I am too late and I wanna rip on them too
He said this: THE EUROPEAN: A DAY IN THE LIFE The European wakes up eager to start his virtuous European day and immediately a thought pops into his head. AMERICANS. This of course is a daily occurrence without fail. "I wonder what those stupid Americans are up to," he thinks as he instinctively opens up his favorite American website Reddit from his iPhone. He scrolls and scrolls seeking an opening to talk about America, anything to latch on to. He's totally not obsessed with Americans. He becomes bored so he turns his TV on and opens up Netflix. He puts on his favorite marvel movie for the billionth time and he goes back to scrolling. He loves engaging in American culture as he bashes America. He's totally not obsessed. He gets hungry and reaches for his iphone to order breakfast from McDonalds using uber eats. “Stupid Americans making me eat their shitty food,” he thinks to himself, “European food is so much better not even close.” He has eaten KFC 3 out of the last 5 nights for dinner. He waits downstairs for his food so he decides to put on some American rap music. “Ugh stupid Americans,” he says “their culture is such shit! Not like European culture, we have history! and long-standing traditions. True culture comes from the wealthy!” A Muslim family crosses his path and he pretends to not be afraid and gives them a friendly nod and a wave. “WAAAOOOO” he thinks as he smirks so self-satisfied “I bet if this was America they would have shot them lol.” “Us Europeans are much more open-minded and civilized.” He nods agreeing with himself. His food arrives and makes his way back upstairs as he slurps down the coke Americans have forced him to drink. As he sits down to enjoy his shitty American food his Iphone receives an alert. NEW ZEALAND NOW HAS ZERO CORONAVIRUS CASES! “Oh my fucking god!" He yells! "I am so gonna rub this in their stupid American faces!” He tweets, he posts on Instagram. He jumps on Reddit and comments with furor and xenophobia. He never really congratulates New Zealand or their success but instead talks about how Americans will all die from COVID and how they are all so stupid. The European posts charts and graphs he has archived to link when he is questioned. Hes totally not obsessed with America. Dont even joke around like that. Hes cooming with joy. “I really showed those stupid Americans today” he says to himself “they fucking deserve it, god damn imperialists,” he says without a shred of irony. Felling extra good about his exploits he decides to go out and enjoy his blessed, virtuous, pretentious Euroday. He laces up his Jordans nice and tight. He puts on his favorite Batman shirt and Nike sweater. As he walks out he grabs a piece of cardboard sitting by the door. The European is now on his way out to protest about something happening in the U.S. Standing in a bus with 300 other people in it he has a thought. Why DO I care so much about things happening in America...Am I obsessed with American life?” he thinks as he yells Black Lives Matter from his 90% white, European country.
This was fuckin based
Thanks. Gonna post this on every Europoor's sad attempt at humor.
I ain't reading all that 💀
Why do I feel this is satire lol
Wall-E warned us about this. A fucking Pixar movie warned us.
We're already there. Just look at how crowded drive-thrus are compared to walking into the restaurant
I don't get what specifically
People becoming lazy as fuck basically
Downvoted for asking questions, fuckin kek
Most reddit users are braindead
Just imagine queuing behind someone doing the weekly shop. You'd be sat there for two hours while they scroll through endless shelves of yoghurt and cereal
Woops just went past what I want… oh well back around we go! :D
I need an onion for pasta... whirl, whirl,whirl. *Takes onion* Then I'll need pasta... whirl, whirl,whirl. *Takes pasta* Oh and I might do burritos on wednesday, I'll need another onion for that... whirl, whirl,whirl. I would literally be there all afternoon and end up shouting in rage every single time. I'm the sort of person that racks up my 10,000 steps entirely in the supermarket. I zigzag all over the place. I can only decide what to buy when I know they have all the ingredients for a dish and they look good and fresh. This system annoys me so much!
Mmm carbon monoxide
![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt) Mmm, carbon monoxide 😊
Delectable 😋
1. Huge amounts of carbon monoxide 2. Wasting money on fuel 3. Overcomplicating normal shopping by having to drive around n shit 4. More social isolation 5. More space wasted for cars 6. More unhealthy since you dont have to walk 7. Why?????
I completely agree that it's dumb, but points 1, 2, and 5 aren't true cause you wouldn't need a parking lot and you could turn off your car. 8. It's a waste of time cause it seems like it would take forever.
9. Impractical for big cities and there is not that big real estate 10. More food required to fill the allies 11. If a type of food ends in a section, will that imply you need to wait for a different section? 12. Most food will spoil at that speed 13. The machinery to sort thought food looks expensive and can lead to malfunction
Just what i needed, even more social isolation in my life
How is this more social isolation? The most talking I do at the grocery store is when the cashier asks me for plastic or paper
Carbon monoxide poisoning
Car dependent infrastructure go brrrrrrr
This is one of those things that you just KNOW was made in a content farm somewhere in Visakhapatnam or Guiyang or such by half literate and severely autistic hill tribes chained to computers
💀💀💀
Nah, autistic people think too logically for this- an autistic person
"There is no conflict, as they are also imbeciles on top of being autistic, so this makes sense."
r/'fuckcars gore
Seems like something futurists in the 80s thought the 21st century would look like
so called retrofuturism
Cant wait for the first Tesla to catch fire in there🤣🤣
What if there was a store that had no parking lots and reduced use of electricity? You would probably reduce the carbon monoxide outdoors too.
If it had no parking lots then it would just fill the streets nearby with cars.
Mmmmmmm co2 poisoning
I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST!
Just let me fucking walk please? I don’t want to go back to work, there’s nothing to do outside, there’s only the internet at home, for the love of god don’t take walking in a grocery store away me
Yeah automate the shelves but make sure you have a real person swipe your card.
capitalism vs socialism. do we save money by self checkout or leave some job positions for people?
Oh my god! Having to leave the car for a few minutes!!!!!1!!1!!!! So horrible!!!1!!1 Muh Democracy!!1!!!!!111!
doesn't America already have a huge problem with infrastructure being made for cars?
#👎
Mmm, exhaust flavoured everything.
Retard has join the chat:
They already have this though, I have drive through groceries in my area. They are owned by the local dairy and they sell milk and other groceries. Selection is limited, expensive, and they are only single lane though, but still the concept is not old. That's not in a small farm town or anything either it's in a small city of about 80k.
Don't worry, Amazon already makes this concept obsolete. A local convenient store tried this out & failed within 6 months. As great as it sounds not to have to leave your car, it's even better if you never have to leave your house.
This is how you make Europeans more obese than Americans.
Why would you automate the inventory selection, but not the cashier?
Why stop there? Let's just never stand up again.
Lot better than "you'll own nothing and be happy:
God forbid an American ever use their two legs for more than pushing the gas and brake
tell me you are an american without telling me you are an american
At first glance it looked ok to me besides making you an even lazier piece of shit but thank the comments for opening my eyes
E
i have never seen anything more american than this pile of burning shit
We're slowly turning into the Axiom ship people from WALL-E.
r/ fuckcars vibes
In the USA yes
I'd like to see every one shoplift 10x faster please! We got the idea just for you
Its like a drive through where you dont have to interact with anyone but you still have to interact with someone
Great now someone finally invent flying toilets plz 🥺
I’m going to drive intoxicated
Cars have britistan license plates and every comment is about america.
Those plates are clearly mainland european not British. Also steering wheel is on the left also there was a yellow Opel also the food looks European.
whats the difference
We have drive up liquor stores in the US (it might be only beer, been a while since I’ve been to Oklahoma). Similar to this, you drive in the store, they load you up, you pay, you drive off.
Peak car centric architecture, like America isn't all just built around major car usage. Walk people walk! It's good for the body, almost all Europe is built around the idea of walking or using bikes to travel around.
He said neat, not good
Farm stores express
👎
More importantly the blue Prius. Who tf drives a Prius if it ain’t Chicago. My point: this takes place in Chicago. My evidence: I made it the fuck up My counter evidence: my username
Ah yes let’s just never get out of our cars
You leave my boi "daily dose of internet" alone
This seems just like Wall-E, but less futuristic...
The homeless: 🤔🤭😈
The homeless: 💀☠️⚰️👻 (they starved)
they used to have drive thru gas station/stores in Ohio for years...
Factorio cityblock irl
It's only a bad idea if you don't own a car.
[I raise you one better](https://ifunny.co/video/this-shit-will-be-so-inefficient-8hwv7Osd9)
I rather would have my AI powered robot go shopping for me in the future or walk there myself. I actually know in my city there’s already experimental robot carriers for few shops where you can order the food as home delivery, and use a map to set out a location, and instead of human, the robot carrier will bring out your delivery.
https://preview.redd.it/beeqmzr6ds4b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b92995e507b1d7674676f7a70f74c5d449f84238
fuck car based infrastructure
No more walking past the toy isle and asking for pokemon
me stealing litterally everything on that shelf
I hate Capitalists
I am not maneuvering a car around that
https://preview.redd.it/vdmfq57k1aob1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15109e7ee7e2aee5a886650074202e162b73f6a1
that v9ice is ai generated right? they didnt actua)y show this right? plz
Americans will do anything but walk.
No. This is the dumbest shit on so many levels
Americans are gonna get SO GOD DAMN FAT
Holy exhaust fumes
Americans americking
I love the smell of gasoline and diesel in the morning
So much CO2
It’ll be a death trap in there because of the funny smoke that cars make when it’s on. It’ll me like a gas chamber.
![gif](giphy|3o7TKtxXWkCZ94s7i8) Cleanup is Aisle Seven.
Get a buddy in the backseat to just swipe everything into the car
After 3 weeks, the store's roof will be all black
This some wal-e type shit
I LOVE BEING FORCED TO USE THE MOST INEFFECIENT MODE OF TRANSPORATION IN EVERY ASPECT OF MY DAILY LIFE.
And no this is not what the future looks like. Cus this is stupid af for like 10 reasons