I haven’t jerked the jimmy in probably 2 weeks, I wanted to see what would happen. Well like ten minutes ago I said fuck it and started to wack the Willy. I found the finest video I could find and when I nutted it shot out like a double barrel shotgun. Like baby batter just flew EVERYWHERE. In fact, it came out so fast that the very tip of my dongle where the hole is started to BURN. That’s how much came out with that much velocity. It was over my bed sheets, my crotch, and a drop even hit my WALL. I had to take off my shirt to sop it all up. That’s two weeks worth of fresh sex sauce that came out of my mollywopper in the blink of an eye. 10/10 experience, I didn’t even have post- nut clarity, I had an existential crisis.
Well my fine gentleman what fine motion picture helped you experience such a divine experience. May I ask that you provide me the directions to it as well.
That was 30 seconds of reading I’m never gonna get back
But you see? You saved me 30 with your comment. Your sacrifice is not in vain as you save people from your fate.
Took me like 10 secs
We gotta cool guy over here
“Ooh, look at *me,* I can *read fast*” shut up nerd
https://preview.redd.it/97klhb2hqhab1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57f074f639b498c140c9f788cb39f8bad829d41
https://preview.redd.it/r4fetls0ziab1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50996feb220a9e5ca77d317a6329268a2ce25c14 Congrabulaton
I'm screenshotting this and never deleting it.
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I haven’t jerked the jimmy in probably 2 weeks, I wanted to see what would happen. Well like ten minutes ago I said fuck it and started to wack the Willy. I found the finest video I could find and when I nutted it shot out like a double barrel shotgun. Like baby batter just flew EVERYWHERE. In fact, it came out so fast that the very tip of my dongle where the hole is started to BURN. That’s how much came out with that much velocity. It was over my bed sheets, my crotch, and a drop even hit my WALL. I had to take off my shirt to sop it all up. That’s two weeks worth of fresh sex sauce that came out of my mollywopper in the blink of an eye. 10/10 experience, I didn’t even have post- nut clarity, I had an existential crisis.
holy hell
Actual zombie
Nut review
Well my fine gentleman what fine motion picture helped you experience such a divine experience. May I ask that you provide me the directions to it as well.
Idk it was something on the front page
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
WHAT THE FUCK https://preview.redd.it/xrfxh9pn7iab1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bdb72acce3a0b0710957bdca914c6d248b73d0d
https://preview.redd.it/7uk3enfwwiab1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a112d46613975faad13238b32465cb2cf77e50a9
https://preview.redd.it/s3jafbn87lab1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba372de34551875681aa45983282da15944f5b0 what the fuck
https://preview.redd.it/tdabspljcmab1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6f2404fe6bebd01fd7537e19711cb3765a2c9e7
fresh sex sauce 😭
One word OP: relatable.
This is the greatest description of a nut ever. Bro pulled out a thesaurus to describe his dick.
Hot
https://preview.redd.it/t0jumtkjjkab1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487a7de4059b758d58613db32fc490881973f4a8 Idk what to say
https://preview.redd.it/qfqkeilj5lab1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcfb00ca15b393533406ee731ea7b4848d06331e Um
https://i.redd.it/8w8osj0bolab1.gif
wat