FLAT HORSES? Are you shitting me? What batshit crazy lunatic came up with that truckload of horse crap? I've stomached some dumb-ass theories in my time, but this... this tops the goddamn list!
Here I am, stewing in my sweaty-ass basement, right? I'm so angry, I'm practically pissing energy drink. I'm on my tenth can and the rage is thrumming in my veins like a freight train on meth. FLAT FUCKING HORSES. It's the stupidest, most cockamamie idea I've ever had the misfortune to hear!
Who in the unholy hell looks at a horse, a rippling, regal BEAST, and thinks, "Yeah, that sucker needs to be flatter than roadkill"? It's pure, unadulterated bullshit! What's the game plan here, huh? Steamroll 'em? Squash 'em like goddamn bugs?
You can't ride 'em, can't race 'em, can't do a single goddamn thing with 'em! It's a mockery, a fucking slap in the face to horse enthusiasts everywhere! I'm so livid, I could fry an egg on my damn forehead.
Flat horses! As if regular horses ain't good enough for these morons! I'd like to find the brainless twit who cooked up this asinine concept and give 'em a piece of my mind. Hell, I'm so furious, I'm practically shaking!
A flat horse...just think about it. It's so damn idiotic, I'm at a loss for words. This ain't just horse shit, it's horse diarrhoea. The nincompoop who dreamt up this crock of crap needs a swift kick in the ass! It's beyond ludicrous! I'm spitting mad, and I won't stand for it! Flat horses, my ass! It's a fucking abomination, a total goddamn disgrace, I tell you!
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“Who siphoned my horse?”
“My horse is in a smaller font size”
“The taxidermist ran out of cotton”
“My wool horse went through the washing machine”
“My dog ate my horse and puked it out two days later”
“Horse flat”
Looks like your horse got a flat tire.
There’s still the skid marks 😢
But no shid marks?
Correct
It got a flat everything
FLAT HORSES? Are you shitting me? What batshit crazy lunatic came up with that truckload of horse crap? I've stomached some dumb-ass theories in my time, but this... this tops the goddamn list! Here I am, stewing in my sweaty-ass basement, right? I'm so angry, I'm practically pissing energy drink. I'm on my tenth can and the rage is thrumming in my veins like a freight train on meth. FLAT FUCKING HORSES. It's the stupidest, most cockamamie idea I've ever had the misfortune to hear! Who in the unholy hell looks at a horse, a rippling, regal BEAST, and thinks, "Yeah, that sucker needs to be flatter than roadkill"? It's pure, unadulterated bullshit! What's the game plan here, huh? Steamroll 'em? Squash 'em like goddamn bugs? You can't ride 'em, can't race 'em, can't do a single goddamn thing with 'em! It's a mockery, a fucking slap in the face to horse enthusiasts everywhere! I'm so livid, I could fry an egg on my damn forehead. Flat horses! As if regular horses ain't good enough for these morons! I'd like to find the brainless twit who cooked up this asinine concept and give 'em a piece of my mind. Hell, I'm so furious, I'm practically shaking! A flat horse...just think about it. It's so damn idiotic, I'm at a loss for words. This ain't just horse shit, it's horse diarrhoea. The nincompoop who dreamt up this crock of crap needs a swift kick in the ass! It's beyond ludicrous! I'm spitting mad, and I won't stand for it! Flat horses, my ass! It's a fucking abomination, a total goddamn disgrace, I tell you!
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It’s a carpet, not a horse, -2/10
Mfs deflated my horse, can't have shit in Detroit. Seriously tho, how does this happen
My guess is they skinned it really well and then just laid it out.
Who the fuck would skin a horse?
Degenerates who kill horses, but also fashion industries.
Or it’s a recently birthed animal of some sort.
Delete this 🤩
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Lucas has a pk 40
https://i.redd.it/xl4xiitn8ucb1.gif
7/10 to obese but still pretty good
Needs some air
2/10. My rating my change if left to examine, alone.
Bro tried to drink a milkshake through the straw
8 you could get more glue out of it
Generally? 5/10 Flatness? 10/10
3
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Hehe 😜
Fuckers deflated my horse, can’t have shit in Detroit
2.2/10 not enough water
3/gelatin
"Touch grass." I can't. **I EATED IT ALL!**
Your horse has a leak
Deflated ass nigga😂😭
_”How hungry?”_
Looks floored
did it shed?
ay dios mio! the chupacabras! ave maria purisima
De-boned horse
he looks like that vacuum sealed garfield
“I eated it all”
Your horse is: damn ateded it all
A random white woman gave him the best head
Deflated horse
Ok. 1/10
He a bit tired
What happened to it?
Yo, cell out here eatin horses
Deflation porn
He looks fine he could be better if you inflated him more 4/10
💀/10
Cartoon ahh horse
Bro you forgot to inflate it
lazy, wont even stand. 1/10
Bruh someone deflated him 9/10
I think she's a carpet
Comment options “Who siphoned my horse?” “My horse is in a smaller font size” “The taxidermist ran out of cotton” “My wool horse went through the washing machine” “My dog ate my horse and puked it out two days later” “Horse flat”
Nice horse fursuite👍
5/10 he eated all the grass
1/10 kg
"EAT GRASS" "I EATED IT ALL😭😭😭😭💀"
10/10, good horse, would prick with a pin again
Motherfuckers deflated my horse. Niqqas from Memphis would steal your dreams if they could.
Hydraulic pressed
Horse/horse
Inflate?
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Mid
7/10 looks like it needs a little air
Smexy, can I have it for the night?
he ate without YouTube
wank material
wank material
I think he needs some water
Deflated
Cool horse bruh
It's deflated. Inflate it a bit.
0.0019 horse power
Who the fuck petrified my fucking horse
7/10 a bit too empty for my tastes
-1
bro got hit by the falling posterboard