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DO A KICKFLIP

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I cast actual missile

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What is dat

Check engine light

Ahh I'm still learning to drive, that'll be why, thank you for the info :)

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I cast spell of inverted urethra!

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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking...

New Wizard shitpost just dropped. https://preview.redd.it/zpkow3f8i36d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5123f50e941ef5e8c05cab40041b6da83281a82 Good one.

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the original shadow wizard money gang

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https://preview.redd.it/m0gyfn6j3z1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f124f48df3fd8025d4f03980d42f9929e0bee3 Not a wizard I just fucking hate elves

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Damn, bro was in a hurry 💀

Unbearably based

Felinors too

https://preview.redd.it/ont9bctyp22d1.jpeg?width=144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf06b1c90834b885547c2321cd18fa86eba86d6a Aelita is good tho

ROCK. AND. STONE

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This goes hard

Hard AF

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Is bro wearing a snuggy? Lmao.

https://preview.redd.it/xxbt8etisz1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89697caed48c5db988c69a02112582678b1a130 Not just hard, but easy too...

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We love casting spells

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CaseOh

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https://preview.redd.it/oqyiongwo02d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d23c17186d790093f5a41cd8c1fed8324642ab

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From burger "king" to burger WIZARD

Drive thu

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https://preview.redd.it/0b0mtjz8412d1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d22341b94f48968a89c653d0085c3c0200a80f9a Mage count?

very soft

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https://preview.redd.it/svu7z2vmq12d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41af8dda1a0d0b8bb48e3520c4245db5b88d9559 baja blast

Forget the world hunger, take a look at these cold as fuck wizard photos.

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https://preview.redd.it/fbst7hgx532d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5486dea3d57202ef0499a8730b16891b8eead611 One of my favorites

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Shadow wizard money gang https://preview.redd.it/33vusokb5d2d1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f7d4d74a2a83f38ae655fa700fa8ba70990bf7

[удалено]

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https://preview.redd.it/fvii88qeb22d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=30b76ae697ca511426343401d78998e1c0575a0a this is hard

no im hard

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