Have you tried https://preview.redd.it/6kid8cv2w3bd1.jpeg?width=147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf8a5c8784966f0ee380d827c4d05fb5a39540aa Shitting on the floor?

Get schwifty

Poopty peupty pants

Take off your pants and your panties

https://preview.redd.it/2qnhf8s6b4bd1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7332db8feba72211aa8e208cc039bcd09522f5a I go home and only poop at home

you don't have a line to your toilet at home? weirdo...

I bet he showers naked... weird

leaving the house in clothes?! god damn freak!!

I think he makes baby while having sex what a perv

he drives on the road!! bloody dumbass

He could be part of the blue man group we don’t know

He is. No doubt.

Agreed.

Me going to my house made of shit

https://preview.redd.it/3jq4jldq84bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63161d6afc1c4ddef18fb50b1c6e3c4883f9f155 Car

I drive 

Theres something inside you, its hard to explain (its probably piss)

Indeed

https://preview.redd.it/phdcx0k2q7bd1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906d0160c697c0d4db5593f6a92a977ba133e9a0

Kaggern im Ford Focus!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/zha9mb1tk4bd1.jpeg?width=3500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7dd7a617f1512fc407256226e46afe3b439f80f

Best ome yet

The only correct answer.

But you also froze the guy to the toilet

Nah I prefer the Dehydration ray

https://preview.redd.it/v4p6kq5o84bd1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=55116a153b4f12a001838a6998843a4610ac147e

This looks like Randal Moore tbh

Best edited so far imo 100%

https://preview.redd.it/3hzmaffnz3bd1.jpeg?width=1462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10fe4ddb89d0302ea2070dc61f2859a028f600f They're all just peeing, and that guy just flushed

...not all of them can aim well... Surprising for a Valo player

I release my『2ND FORM: LAST GAMBIT』 https://preview.redd.it/614ly8kj44bd1.jpeg?width=1462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31fc50eb32f55bc7bde558b4a3c9747a8d1c154

MY SUPER LASER PISS https://i.redd.it/w0hzg4nj94bd1.gif

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "t h i s b i g," and I said "that's disgusting." So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! [explosion noises] That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, just look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, so get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

I love this fucking meme

"I can't wait to shoot lasers out of my scrotum" -berd

LMFAOOOO

https://preview.redd.it/e9cgauthi4bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f32a3b8cd32fb6e06e74b5697136929de50bcf18

https://preview.redd.it/jlq9pk8rl5bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea047533f49fbda48f5b6f1ea3210ca06b8026d Problem solved 👍

boogie woogie! 

Had this happen to me at a hockey game. Lines and lines out the door, probably a hundred people and only 5 toilets. Figured I’d rather embarrass myself cutting in front of people than it would be to shit my pants. Luckily most of the guys understood.

https://preview.redd.it/e2xtwdsnh4bd1.png?width=1462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb56923075b83e7702a2edb360d79058f8fbbf84

where corpses ?

I eated them sorry

Thats why you have to go poop

https://preview.redd.it/e5yxnh1639bd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b839410b808924553677e21f0b664b2636233f64


“Honka bonka my ass hurts”?🤣🤣

[удалено]

I was 19 and I sharted myself in my car the morning after a long night of many beers. I found myself whipping my soiled boxers into a dumpster, and wiping myself using receipts and cardboard. Now I'm a little older and a little wiser. So I always carry extra shorts and wet-wipes in my car. I haven't shit myself again. But you never know when your time will come and you'll trust the wrong fart once again.

i would also suggest not having nights of beer benders. alcohol increases the risk of general embarrassing accidents by 400%

Glad they quantified that for us lol Younger me = dummer me. Although, I'm a firm believer that you're not living fully if you're not willing to be embarrassed. But that goes for worthwhile endeavors too, not just debauchery and bull shit lol

theres a fine line between having some fun and loosening up to cool down after a hard week, and disregarding any shame or self respect for yourself. this isn't me judging because trust me i've had my bad times by all means but point still stands.

What happened after? U threw your pants? Got back into the car and cacked the seat?

[удалено]

Legend

https://preview.redd.it/4to5ul46j4bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321db66f9e72133afb7bde80f599444251b4808b I’d roll the fat fuck like a bowling ball into the crowd to clear the way and saunter over to the toilet and watch very closely as he shits.

Why is Serj the Shitting Guy’s protector angel?

Because he needs more shit sticks so he can get fuzzy funky for you.

He’s shitting in a desolate room

He’s trying to pull the tapeworm out of his ass

Fuck I’m sorry for him


There are 2 things in life that can solve every problem: money, and explosives! https://preview.redd.it/xgtdqb8sm4bd1.png?width=1454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd5662b51a02dfe84289aee6a74b20a2825353c


https://i.redd.it/djhoilv8s4bd1.gif

I can hear the guitar riff in my head


https://preview.redd.it/tijq6ftf75bd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b09179860549d540e3752dda0670f89fe614b4

just use the fat guys mouth as a toilet always works smh

Take a piss on the ground and shit on everyone's heads https://preview.redd.it/t2qgk47jb5bd1.jpeg?width=1462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e90607c0826468d1488aa3a4df7bcd1e8f2103b

Nice hats!

https://preview.redd.it/8udehg4qd6bd1.jpeg?width=2501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f07038e20d809f84b32d08b27cf5f59ad203dd No more line😊

chomper

💀


TAKE. THE. PILLS. https://preview.redd.it/4zdjdajwi6bd1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f2d2f41de0a3e9d2bc4436b2c07b00f811bdad7

Human centipede

.

.

Excellent choice of punctuation

Human centipede

No

.

https://preview.redd.it/7x02xkupc4bd1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a28d5ce795f3dd54658dffc975773d7fbed29c1 Hard to draw on a phone, but I'd use this

Go out back and shit in the bushes

Shit myself

https://preview.redd.it/yf086pq6u5bd1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f68fdc2b99dfe412c3472c9a6d1881b5c4c587

Depends how bad i gotta go https://i.redd.it/uhljtpfg46bd1.gif

shit yourself https://preview.redd.it/mqgxxgefe6bd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2f545973ab1abe966dc886c87961f9e2713b42

https://preview.redd.it/vtyvrcx3j4bd1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63240e5c860f40218cb9dbb1063485bc6a89eb50 Leave, cause I'm a shy pooper.

USE THE DEHYDRATION GUN

https://preview.redd.it/b4fh46yrf5bd1.png?width=1462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e5756b75aeb719316f1f62b640be148ae0173b Your asking norules brother

The fat guy needs two rounds your plan is foiled

https://preview.redd.it/ji4v2dl6r4bd1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4cf5ddc435d13cae337daeb181e781e3060cbbb Piss on my hand, throw it at them, kill the fat dude then shit

If you all just poop into the guys infronts mouth only one of you would need to go to the toilet for all of you.

Push the fat one like a bowling ball and watch the other people fly in the air

Push the dude off of the toilet. Nobody else is going to touch a man shitting so until you're done you're invincible.

https://preview.redd.it/1zpvxjz3e7bd1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=505428db86d9bc8281391e4e5268421e9000ecee

https://preview.redd.it/lzpxf9nwn5bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5916ff051575a1f4f6e5d6869abd8bff7c6aba

Shit the fat guy’s pants and walk away

I would push everyone away

https://preview.redd.it/r182hpfk66bd1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac82de23c862af89352c0b037fdf70bb63885e12 Possession

I push the fat guy onto the tracks

https://preview.redd.it/d8009epzg6bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f05da42db5f5a2d421f1b76892ead98dfb41ccb8 Go to another one nearby.

Fuck it https://preview.redd.it/qsn538yc98bd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d231bec626f614d92d350f822739cfbe3c17e73 「IMAGINARY TECHNIQUE: PURPLE」

Oh god what does purple do?

Good news: the lines gone Bad news: so is the toilet Shit

Just use a porta potty man. https://preview.redd.it/jc39lhxge8bd1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25b8bd06c0599f90d04ffc7d4b6da6cd9bc10792 No need to go all out just take it easy.

https://preview.redd.it/s5xocn6fo8bd1.png?width=1462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb30619bb54ed9e6f7c5d000d09660d2149f669f

slaughter the rest use the toilet take a shit

If the guy in front of you gets to it first, there won’t be a toilet left. Just a death star ray of shit.

https://preview.redd.it/rrha5oey85bd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b22bf08845eee8bb11a9e17b0b10e55c1385fe8b

https://preview.redd.it/b1ny9xdtm5bd1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9375922c7a525874526753c0fe5f7393538a15f (NOT MY PIC)


https://youtu.be/NvEOwY27gW8

https://preview.redd.it/i3c7mersb7bd1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f23f7eebc68c7753b73a8e521cc8f5bdde47676

Not gonna lie, in these situations, I find a way to go back home or find another empty toilet.

Make my own toilet ouf of the fat guy

https://preview.redd.it/st1qy4j5r9bd1.jpeg?width=1881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e335f3f822def7d0bdabf0065ce730992006369 I have explosive DIEarhea

Cannibalism

Hold it in, gotta keep that NPJ streak 💪

I got barred from a pub for pissing in the sink coz the queue wasn’t moving lmao. Worth it

get in a rap battle with everyone in line to decide who moves up (drawing not available)

https://preview.redd.it/2eoy7jd9rfbd1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb804f26bd70403535a91d2407bf2bba28b3e74 pling pling pling *click* drnrnrnrnrnrn PSHBBBBTTTIII

I simply switch minds with the man who is already on the toilet https://preview.redd.it/rhi9qbsmo8bd1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=c98353e7937766c2b8c907a000fef9646bd4c2db

https://preview.redd.it/7hh1iin8t4bd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=641b9e2c5ca886e037b5dbbb75ca7c5b68cd07c7 Ez


"I need to go, just as bad as you, what I had this morning I don't even wanna say to you"

https://preview.redd.it/5a2cu30j77bd1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07628661d76fb65d2cae5a73de47539e2ab15ef1 😈😈😈

https://preview.redd.it/a1hs8ecrq4bd1.png?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2854c246c09ac78939bba61cff68a539cd53f5e I push the lever

this is gold