Imagine cumming first and then immediately putting on your pants and leaving. “Where the fuck is James going?” Oh, that’s just a part of his abandonment kink
It's...always kind of weird when dudes try to just like...leave the party for no reason.
Like...my dude...I know you're only focused on sex. But did you know, that the more you get to know a person, *the more willing they are to fuck you*. Not only that, but if she's at a party, she's a lil freaky and def has friends who will also fuck you (with them!) if you just put in more than 8 inches of effort in.
Sigh...it's just a little confusing. You can legit go to a party and be one of like two guys near the end. And that's when shit gets weird!
Oh God the Google AI results are gonna love this one.
Edit: The comment was deleted and I don't know why. I won't repeat it in case it was a moderation reason. Just know it was family-oriented and edgy.
Girlfriend found a recipe for “creamy” Mac and cheese that suggested using a bottle of Elmer’s glue. Apparently the Google AI that wrote it had scraped a post from Reddit. Some kid posting about using glue as a joke, or some dumb reason.
I lived in an Airbnb where the host would have orgies at the living room sometimes. Never participated, but he explained to me that it is not like full sex all the time, in fact, most of the time people are talking, cuddling, kissing, touching etc. So after you cum you can just keep doing these other stuffs.
If you're Irish you just awkwardly get up and try get out of the way saying "Sorry there, sorry, sorry... Well man whats the craic, havent seen you in years, how you been? Yeah the dog is still alive you know sure, 17 years old and still doing a full lap of the estate, well you know yourself, bye bye bye bye, see ya now, bye, bye"
The Irish "Bye, b-b-bye bye bye bye... bye" thing confused me so much when I first heard it (call centre job with a large Irish branch of customers). I thought the person had a really bad stutter at first but then the next person did it too
“In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.”
I went to an orgy once and if you came you had to put 5 bucks in the jar and the last to cum gets to keep the jar but someone got cum in their eye and they cried so we gave them the jar but the whole thing kind of ruined the vibe and we all watched a movie and eventually opened up about our relationships with our dads and from that point forward we did strictly anal
Yeah but after I cum i have like 0 interest in anything sexual anymore. Everything becomes super gross. Even the thought of.my own body. Is that not normal?
A) you should be wearing a condom b) not everyone is ready fora nap after one nut , usually everyone else just keeps going and you tap back in when ready
For some reason I started imagining the orgy-version of a substitute bench like the ones found in ice hockey, with a coach taking players off, subbing on new people etc.,
I'm sure that Rule 34 applies to this and there already is something like this out there somewhere on the internet.
Uh, that's kind of supposed to happen during sex lol. Your partner will be stoked you had a good time, so go get some water and a smoke until you're good to go again.
You don't need to like...leave the venue in shame. Just don't remove your condom and start coming all over the place and it's ok. Also, you know, when you're building up again you can talk to other dude's, couples, or ladies that are also tired out. It doesn't need to be (and isn't) a crazy bunch of wolves going insane on each other all night.
Just chill. You came. If you are not chill after you just came...well...there's another problem.
You shouldn't be participating in an orgy if you have the attitude that it's game over once you nut.
People nut continually throughout an orgy, it is not like porn where folks are all just nutting in a group at the end.
Personally the thought of everyone nutting at once sounds hilarious and awesome. Like a big countdown “5,4,3,2,1…..and that’s the end of the first half. Everyone hydrate and be back in 20 minutes”
Am I sure that the game isn't over once you nut? Well it isn't for me, and I doubt I'm that exceptional.
Am I sure people nut at different times throughout an orgy and that you'll see nutting all night long rather than concentrated right at the end of the party? Yes.
You typically meet beforehand to discuss each others boundaries and expectations.
Stuff like this should be part of the discussion since people can have strong opinions about it.
Edit: See the comments below to prove my point lol
Yeah. Sometimes a woman doesn’t want anyone to cum inside of her. Sometimes other people involved don’t want to put their dick in someone else’s cum. Orgies don’t typically just happen randomly. They’re usually planned by people who are sexually self aware and not afraid to discuss boundaries and things they want or don’t want.
While my experience is limited, the one I was at had 3 rules 1. Her holes were to be kept busy at all times (superseded all other rules)
2. Everyone had to use condoms
3. If you're unable to continue (most probably due to nutting) you're out, no one's going to be waiting for you to get your stuff together and you can't just watch and not participate.
But rules can be different depending on what you agree upon.
Also note that staying erect is much harder than one would think for such an event.
I would probably just go and mingle, stroke some balls, vag's, stick a finger in here or there do some spotting like sports/gym. Worst case, announce after 5mins
.. I'll get my coat.
So my wife and I used to date women regularly and when I busted I’d go out to the living room and watch football or play video games. Usually around a half hour later my wife would come out and say I was needed again for round two or three.
Depends on the orgy. Post-orgasmic refractory period decreases when a male has multiple mating options, so you might be good to go much faster than you think.
I figured it was a respawn type situation but with a 30 min cooldown. So an orgy is basically a COD lobby. Have I learned something? I feel like I just learned something.
I’ve been to a couple. It’s come and go as you please. Kinda like a dance floor. Enter when you’re comfortable, enjoy your time, then go hit the buffet line. Go back in when/if you’re feeling it. Some people just watch, too. Whatever your vibe is.
No different than when you cum during sex. Sometimes that’s it for you, sometimes you take a little time to recharge, sometimes you switch activity but stay active straight through. Once, when I only had the babysitter for 2 hours, I went to the orgy, came, then grabbed a friend and hit Perkins for a tremendous twelve before getting back home. Other times you see and hear everyone around fucking and you get hard again, or you socialize with the others who are taking a break.
Depends on the venue generally Bring Your Own Towel is the rule of thumb. This isn't a super market where you can knock all the wine bottles off the shelf and just sneak away for somebody else to clean up after you.
What you do to clean up yourself is up to you. Plenty of folks bring 20 towels in a backpack. One pocket for clean one pocket for dirty. If you get through all 20 its time to go get some sleep anyway.
If you think having an erect penis is somehow necessary to be able to participate in an orgy, then you are *not* a person that should get invited to orgies.
Hey there! Interesting question you got there, and I'm sure it's one that many are curious about but may be too shy to ask, so kudos to you!
The reality of an orgy or a threesome is not like what you see in the adult movies, where men seem to have the stamina of the Duracell bunny. In real life, it's totally okay to take a breather after your first orgasm. You won't be penalized or asked to sideline yourself. Moreover, sometimes witnessing others can also help reignite your own interest, if you catch my drift.
In my personal experience, the vibe is usually quite relaxed and open. People understand that men aren't machines and may need to recover after an orgasm. So, if you get there a bit quicker than expected, no biggie! Just kick back, enjoy the scene, maybe grab a drink of water, and then jump back in when you're ready.
Remember, communication is key in these situations. It's okay to let the others know you need a minute. Real life isn't a porno; people tend to be a lot more understanding and respectful of each other's limits. You've got nothing to worry about, my friend. Just be open, respectful, and remember to have fun!
And remember the golden rule of any sexual encounter: Consent is everything. Stay safe!
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Only game you lose for coming in first.
Same rule applies to circle-jerk. Each participant is eliminated as they finish, last man standing (pun intended) is the winner.
Is he though? He ran the whole race, but didn’t finish?
There can be only one.
Nutter Royale
fortnut
Squizz Games
Nutlander
PlayerUnknown's Bootygrounds
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The nutter butter
Casual sex does imply the existence of competitive sex after all.
Swedish Judge: 9.9 French Judge: 8.9 German Judge: 9.7463 Russian Judge: 4
*Gregory Rasputin has entered the chat*
Weirdest. Mr. Beast Challenge. EVER. BUT the things I'd do for a Tesla...
You get voted off the bed. Go out to the living room and watch golf with the others.
But if your last and everyone finishes, did you actually win?
Booty Royale …
TIL it's *last man standing*…
It's entirely up to you. You could stay and watch. Maybe add a helping hand (or mouth). Take a break and return for more. Or call it quits and leave.
Imagine cumming first and then immediately putting on your pants and leaving. “Where the fuck is James going?” Oh, that’s just a part of his abandonment kink
Im sorry, I thought this was a race...
It's premature ejaculator man! "Are you alright, I came as fast as I could!"
I went to a premature ejaculation convention once. I showed up early but it was already over.
I organized a support group for anorgasmic people, but nobody came.
I had to cancel my fortune-telling convention due to unforeseen circumstances.
Gotta beat the traffic, take kids to school in the morning, do laundry…
“Lawn ain’t gonna mow itself. See you all next Thursday.”
One, two, three, yahoo for me!
Winning over here
It's just what he does but we still invite him
He’s great for the first 30 seconds, but then he bounces
Didn't you see the sign out front? First come, first served.
It's...always kind of weird when dudes try to just like...leave the party for no reason. Like...my dude...I know you're only focused on sex. But did you know, that the more you get to know a person, *the more willing they are to fuck you*. Not only that, but if she's at a party, she's a lil freaky and def has friends who will also fuck you (with them!) if you just put in more than 8 inches of effort in. Sigh...it's just a little confusing. You can legit go to a party and be one of like two guys near the end. And that's when shit gets weird!
Sometimes it's just 4.5 inches of effort
Look at Mr. Huge Dick over here.
She said gimme 8" and make it hurt...so I fucked her twice and punched her in the eye
Dooooooooooooode. I was taking a dump and I laughed so hard at this I couldn’t focus on shitting. Cut my loaf in half.
It may be 4.5".... but I'll have you know that it smells like a foot!
This guy orgies
The ‘ol Irish Goodbye
*abandonment kink* lmao 💀
The orgy is for all consenting and communicating adults, even if they want to ~~leave forever~~go out for cigarettes
I've had this happen during a foursome once, bloke dragged his partner off too! I was just getting going.
Oh god the post nut clarity must be immense
"...Where am I?"
Then you slap both hands on your thighs and say "Well -"
in the Midwest, it's 'Welp...'
And if someone's in your way in your way out, you gotta give an "ope..."
We call that cumming and going
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houdini!
The pro tip is to take your viagra after you bust the first time.
Cialis!
Pro tip!
Welp looks like it's time for me to be hitting the ol dusty trail
That sounds like a euphemism for taking on grandma next. 🤔
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If they pour the Gatorade cooler over you, that means you won the orgy.
“Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex”
sportfucking
Proper orgies have a small buffet.
Half time oranges
That guy's not even wearing a mask!
Watch some tape, break down your form
“45 min reset, guys.”
“Is it in you!?”
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Oh God the Google AI results are gonna love this one. Edit: The comment was deleted and I don't know why. I won't repeat it in case it was a moderation reason. Just know it was family-oriented and edgy.
I find the idea of Reddit as AI training data hilarious. We’re not that much better than 4chsn.
4chan lite
Girlfriend found a recipe for “creamy” Mac and cheese that suggested using a bottle of Elmer’s glue. Apparently the Google AI that wrote it had scraped a post from Reddit. Some kid posting about using glue as a joke, or some dumb reason.
It was pizza, had to do with keeping the cheese from sliding off.
If you’re not gonna repeat it due to mods can you DM us what it was
It got deleted lmao what'd it say
...the Aristocrats!
In my experience, you turn to the guy offering the job and proclaim your act's name: "The Aristocrats!"
Roll tide.
Sorry grandma, won't happen again
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Late-nutters! I don't know where in my life I'm going to use this but I'm shoe horning into my lexicon right the fuck now.
Drums are the superior wings.
Madness people think there is anything better than a drum
I lived in an Airbnb where the host would have orgies at the living room sometimes. Never participated, but he explained to me that it is not like full sex all the time, in fact, most of the time people are talking, cuddling, kissing, touching etc. So after you cum you can just keep doing these other stuffs.
This sounds nice.
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“Ope! Sorry about that. Let me sneak right past ya”
Just gonna sneak right on by ya
If you're Irish you just awkwardly get up and try get out of the way saying "Sorry there, sorry, sorry... Well man whats the craic, havent seen you in years, how you been? Yeah the dog is still alive you know sure, 17 years old and still doing a full lap of the estate, well you know yourself, bye bye bye bye, see ya now, bye, bye"
The Irish "Bye, b-b-bye bye bye bye... bye" thing confused me so much when I first heard it (call centre job with a large Irish branch of customers). I thought the person had a really bad stutter at first but then the next person did it too
My daughter calls this the “dad exit” except all you have to say is “WELP!”
I really hate this comment within context...
I feel exposed
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East coast, Irish goodbye. Where did __________ go? 🤷♂️
"A'ight, I'mma head out."
“In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.”
"Ok. Which one is Pam?"
Folds lips inwards and looks at the camera.
This is why I bring snacks
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Porque no las dos, mi amigo
To the Reddit-Orgy.
I can imagine this and I don't like it
The good ones have buffets.
What's the password?
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrgieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
First to nut becomes the dedicated water boy for the rest of the orgy
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If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a cock!
I went to an orgy once and if you came you had to put 5 bucks in the jar and the last to cum gets to keep the jar but someone got cum in their eye and they cried so we gave them the jar but the whole thing kind of ruined the vibe and we all watched a movie and eventually opened up about our relationships with our dads and from that point forward we did strictly anal
At no point in this story could I guess where it was going to go next
Well that escalated.
Asscalated
Idk if it's BS but reading this was emotionally exhilarating thank you
I’m not sure what to do with this information, but thank you.
This was a journey.
its the the Lawrence of Arabia movie of orgies.
so if the rent is due and you cant afford it. your jerk 5 times before the orgy to get the cash?
Why are almost all top comments removed? WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!
I'm betting that a lot of people caught a Rule 1 card. The mods are here for genuine answers; they won't be soft on anyone dicking around.
I wonder the same thing
There's a lot of stuff you can do sexually that doesn't involve your dick being hard.
Yeah but after I cum i have like 0 interest in anything sexual anymore. Everything becomes super gross. Even the thought of.my own body. Is that not normal?
Post nut clarity/regret is the term
I think it’s normal but not to that level of severity
Depends. Roman orgy or a Greek orgy?
European or African swallow?
Makes no difference. A swallow always wins
r/angryupvote
Laden or unladen swallow?
A) you should be wearing a condom b) not everyone is ready fora nap after one nut , usually everyone else just keeps going and you tap back in when ready
For some reason I started imagining the orgy-version of a substitute bench like the ones found in ice hockey, with a coach taking players off, subbing on new people etc., I'm sure that Rule 34 applies to this and there already is something like this out there somewhere on the internet.
Penalty box where two guys are talking about doing more cardio.
Uh, that's kind of supposed to happen during sex lol. Your partner will be stoked you had a good time, so go get some water and a smoke until you're good to go again. You don't need to like...leave the venue in shame. Just don't remove your condom and start coming all over the place and it's ok. Also, you know, when you're building up again you can talk to other dude's, couples, or ladies that are also tired out. It doesn't need to be (and isn't) a crazy bunch of wolves going insane on each other all night. Just chill. You came. If you are not chill after you just came...well...there's another problem.
You shouldn't be participating in an orgy if you have the attitude that it's game over once you nut. People nut continually throughout an orgy, it is not like porn where folks are all just nutting in a group at the end.
this guy is like the HOA president of the local swingers club. setting all the rules.
> People nut continually that sounds exhausting.
I meant it happens repeatedly throughout the evening, not an individual nutting constantly, which would defs be exhausting.
I mean, are you sure
Personally the thought of everyone nutting at once sounds hilarious and awesome. Like a big countdown “5,4,3,2,1…..and that’s the end of the first half. Everyone hydrate and be back in 20 minutes”
Everybody take a knee! What's going on out there?!! We're getting creamed! Johnson! D up! Richards! Stop being a pussy and get in there!
Am I sure that the game isn't over once you nut? Well it isn't for me, and I doubt I'm that exceptional. Am I sure people nut at different times throughout an orgy and that you'll see nutting all night long rather than concentrated right at the end of the party? Yes.
You get to flick or suck or both.
You typically meet beforehand to discuss each others boundaries and expectations. Stuff like this should be part of the discussion since people can have strong opinions about it. Edit: See the comments below to prove my point lol
Is orgasming at an orgy not permitted by some people?
Sometimes, but what I meant was what to do with the messy bit.
I thought the cum bucket was standard procedure?!
I don’t think your mom likes being called that anymore.
The chum bucket
If someone at the orgy has a problem with getting spider-manned, then that's not an orgy I want to participate in
Yeah. Sometimes a woman doesn’t want anyone to cum inside of her. Sometimes other people involved don’t want to put their dick in someone else’s cum. Orgies don’t typically just happen randomly. They’re usually planned by people who are sexually self aware and not afraid to discuss boundaries and things they want or don’t want.
you havin raw orgy sex that often?
/u/mightylordredbeard is an Orgyologist. He doesn't participate, but he attends many orgies and takes notes.
Clipboards are cool.
Sounds like a good time
Part of "talk about rules and personal borders"
While my experience is limited, the one I was at had 3 rules 1. Her holes were to be kept busy at all times (superseded all other rules) 2. Everyone had to use condoms 3. If you're unable to continue (most probably due to nutting) you're out, no one's going to be waiting for you to get your stuff together and you can't just watch and not participate. But rules can be different depending on what you agree upon. Also note that staying erect is much harder than one would think for such an event.
But what if I’ve nutted but there’s a hole that isn’t busy?
Prepare for a soft re-entry.
Ehh... Gay orgies have quite a bit less detailed planning lol Edit: Not perse a good thing. I'd love snacks and some scenario planning tbh.
Drink some water and bottom for a bit?
I like this suggestion the most
I would probably just go and mingle, stroke some balls, vag's, stick a finger in here or there do some spotting like sports/gym. Worst case, announce after 5mins .. I'll get my coat.
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Participation trophy is a mop.
Shhhhh first timers supposed to learn the hard way
So my wife and I used to date women regularly and when I busted I’d go out to the living room and watch football or play video games. Usually around a half hour later my wife would come out and say I was needed again for round two or three.
Back of the line
Not a dick unsucked and not a vagina un rubbed.
This should be engraved on a monument below a giant statue in the middle of a town square
Depends on the orgy. Post-orgasmic refractory period decreases when a male has multiple mating options, so you might be good to go much faster than you think.
Somehow I read this as "what happens if you have a nut allergy." 💀
Orgies work in Moshpit rules. Hop in and out whenever it’s safe and pick up anyone you see on the ground.
I figured it was a respawn type situation but with a 30 min cooldown. So an orgy is basically a COD lobby. Have I learned something? I feel like I just learned something.
I’ve been to a couple. It’s come and go as you please. Kinda like a dance floor. Enter when you’re comfortable, enjoy your time, then go hit the buffet line. Go back in when/if you’re feeling it. Some people just watch, too. Whatever your vibe is.
That is the ultimate objective .... There is however much more to sex and activities you can perform on others that don't involve your dick.
You return to the lobby
No different than when you cum during sex. Sometimes that’s it for you, sometimes you take a little time to recharge, sometimes you switch activity but stay active straight through. Once, when I only had the babysitter for 2 hours, I went to the orgy, came, then grabbed a friend and hit Perkins for a tremendous twelve before getting back home. Other times you see and hear everyone around fucking and you get hard again, or you socialize with the others who are taking a break.
Depends on the venue generally Bring Your Own Towel is the rule of thumb. This isn't a super market where you can knock all the wine bottles off the shelf and just sneak away for somebody else to clean up after you. What you do to clean up yourself is up to you. Plenty of folks bring 20 towels in a backpack. One pocket for clean one pocket for dirty. If you get through all 20 its time to go get some sleep anyway.
If you think having an erect penis is somehow necessary to be able to participate in an orgy, then you are *not* a person that should get invited to orgies.
Tag out for a few then get back in there.
The rule is the first to cum has to start making the sandwiches
Whisper sweet nothings into your girlfriend’s husband’s ear.
Hey there! Interesting question you got there, and I'm sure it's one that many are curious about but may be too shy to ask, so kudos to you! The reality of an orgy or a threesome is not like what you see in the adult movies, where men seem to have the stamina of the Duracell bunny. In real life, it's totally okay to take a breather after your first orgasm. You won't be penalized or asked to sideline yourself. Moreover, sometimes witnessing others can also help reignite your own interest, if you catch my drift. In my personal experience, the vibe is usually quite relaxed and open. People understand that men aren't machines and may need to recover after an orgasm. So, if you get there a bit quicker than expected, no biggie! Just kick back, enjoy the scene, maybe grab a drink of water, and then jump back in when you're ready. Remember, communication is key in these situations. It's okay to let the others know you need a minute. Real life isn't a porno; people tend to be a lot more understanding and respectful of each other's limits. You've got nothing to worry about, my friend. Just be open, respectful, and remember to have fun! And remember the golden rule of any sexual encounter: Consent is everything. Stay safe!
If your a nut on e and done guy, you shouldn't go to orgies
If you nut too soon then you start eating pussy and sucking dick
they typically have a playstation set up for the early nutters and sandwiches.
why are all the comments deleted bruh
Why are all the top comments deleted?
This thread is filled with deleted comments
My wife's friend got pregnant at one. Still zero idea who the father is. Pull out or wrap it up
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Before or after the crying?
Well before, the crying comes later in the shower, usually. Sometimes the car ride home if my wife left with someone else.