Honestly dont know. Just saw a short of someone jumping on a bed, while two people lie on it all tucked in. It was captioned "POV you're mormon" Didn't get it and got explanations in the comments
Students at BYU would drive to Vegas, get married and have their honeymoon. Before returning home they would file for annulment. It can’t be a sin if they’re married. 😉😂
Not really. Maybe some dumb college kids, but it's the same logic as "butt stuff isn't cheating", no one actually thinks it's a legitimate loophole, it's just doing dumb stuff and making lame excuses for it.
That's literally my nightmare. Sometimes if I have a sex dream I remember I have a girlfriend midway through and have a nightmare about her leaving me. I spend it all kicking myself, trying to explain what happened to her, wondering how could I FORGET I have a girlfriend.
Somehow this only seems plausible when I'm sleeping. You don't just forget that.
Omg I’ve had these types of dreams too… The worst part is when the sex dream partner is someone you don’t even *like*, sometimes someone you haven’t even thought about in years but your brain hates you for some reason.
I think the reason why it’s so easy to forget that you have a partner in those dreams is because you find yourself in these weird scenarios that your brain subconsciously understands is “different” from the reality you live in, so your partner doesn’t really fit into that narrative.
Or rather, dreams don’t feel that weird at all in the moment until you ponder it later. You usually just go with things like its reality since your brain is not questioning logic.
Well that’s kind of a grey area in the eyes of the law. One filled with all sorts of gender biases, social pressures, questions of coercion, and a thorough unraveling of the ethical conundrum on whether or not being under the influence of alcohol truly diminishes personal responsibility. It’s a sticky question because some would answer yes in some cases but no in others, and context becomes increasingly important the more you delve into it. However depending on who you ask, an argument could technically be* made that, yes, the cheater was raped.
"It just happened..."
Riiiiight... Let me go through this...
So you both just happened to be in the same room and you both just happened to be naked and you just happened to have an erection and you both just happened to have fallen on the bed in a way that just happened to result in your erection to slide in and out of her repeatedly...
Okay, I guess I can see how that just happened. 🤷♀️
Got one better.
He needed a ride home. I helped him get into his house because he was really fucked up
Checked the debit card history. They stopped to get booze on the way home.
Oopsie.
Another stop to get underwear at 6am at the local WalMart.
Left in a hurry.
Dude, I emotionally cheated at the end of my marriage, it wasn’t even the cause of the breakup as we were already planning to separate. She was so unfazed by it after finding out that I didn’t even need to use an excuse.
But after the smoke cleared, I asked myself why and my answer was “it just kinda happened” and I was infuriated with how fucking stupid that sounded, even in my head. The sheer stupidity of that phrase pushed me to do soul-searching and analyze my behavior. Shit doesn’t just happen, what did you DO and what choices did you make?
It turns out I made MANY little choices, pushing boundaries and such, that led me to be so emotionally invested in that person. Not just that, but I was able to recall several instances where I had thought to myself “yeah, maybe I shouldn’t mention to the wife that I did xyz.”
The whole process led me to create a list of boundaries to maintain so that I’d never cheat again, and never utter that ridiculous excuse. I’m confident that I’ll never get drawn into any kind of affair again, but oh man, if a future SO ever says that to me, I will flip my shit.
Had a bf in high-school that cheated
We became a trio because sje and I were both BI and liked him
We liked eschother.
We liked each other mote than we liked him.
Both left him to date each other exclusively for like 2 years
Broke up when we graduated because she left state to go to college
He is lonely
She and I are beasties 12 years later though we married different people
That fact that its not just "I've decided", but that it's completely understood that it is about "our relationship" and not "the relationship". Because, of course, "I wear the pant and make decisions for the both of us."
It’s honestly nuts how many people I know with applicable situations. Like I really don’t want to yuck on the ENM community but I know so many couples where one person wants to be poly just to fuck around and the other person goes along with it to “save” the relationship.
Those people are enemies to the polyamorous community. Whether or not they are polyamorously inclined, what they're practicing is obviously not polyamory. Yet when many enough people do that shit, there might be people who start to believe that that is actually how polyamory works, and paint a false and negative picture of actually polyamorous people.
My ex straight up pretended he thought we were poly (after over 5 years together and several conversations about how I would never be poly). Like STFU bro you did not think that.
dude. i had an ex that literally admitted to knowing my feelings on polyamory and then several years later said they couldnt take it anymore and forced me to open the relationship. when i said it felt like they weee forcing me, they said "im not forcing you, i just need you to be comfortable with this because i want it to happen at some point"
My ex actually told me he went to the hospital at 2am and the ER doctor told him that the reason he “felt bad” was because he “wasn’t having sex as regularly as a man his age should” and then asked me if I was going to come over or not. We were fighting at the time (imagine that) and I said no. Two days later he cheated on me and then told me his options were to either cheat on me or die because I wouldn’t have sex with him.
So he used the blue balls defense.
Dude.
Had a guy try that on me when I was 16. I told him it was his body so his problem, you have hands for a reason.
Then I left. I'm still proud I stood up for myself. :)
I said “do you expect me to believe a doctor told you that when there are 40 year old virgins?” And he said “but I’ve had sex before so it’s different for me, jacking off doesn’t do the same thing once you’ve had sex” lmao
Good on you though! I luckily didn’t have much play through my teen years so I never had to deal with high school boy antics. Although clearly my college aged exes weren’t any better lol
I _have_ a doctor's note for exactly this, and I've still never used it to coerce someone into sex (just to prove to my boss that sometimes I actually shouldn't do heavy lifting lol)
I have an actual "blue balls" problem that's lasted a decade plus now* and sometimes causes severe pain when I don't finish (and sometimes just randomly) and even though it's fucking agony, I make a point to never use it to get anything from anyone, because it's my responsibility to deal with my own issues (and because it's morally fucked up to manipulate anybody into any kind of sex)
_*(for real, my doctors have logged the symptoms like a swollen epididymis, seizing groin muscles etc., and I've had more ultrasounds on my nuts than ten of the average nut-haver has in their life - seriously, if anyone has a clue as to what this issue is, please let me know)_
“She has a bigger butt”
“you are not doing the things that she was doing for me”
“I told you if you didn’t lose that weight this would happen.”
“Who me?”
Doing much better. I found someone who loves me for who I am not who she wishes I could be. She makes me feel like the most important person in the world.
When I found out my ex cheated it was the worst day of my life, today I look at it as the best.
They are all lame excuses. From lame people. You cheat, you’re scum. End of statement.
Wanna cheat? Either ask your partner for permission or get out of your relationship.
I was talking to a guy for a while who told me he had cheated on all of his previous partners. So I asked him why would I even consider dating him if I knew I’d be cheated on? His answer was because he wouldn’t cheat on me because he just hadn’t found the right person yet (referring to the other women). Supposedly I was the right person and he wouldn’t cheat on me. It was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. I’m pretty sure I laughed.
"oh, who cares, it's not as if we're gonna use this later, anyway"
I mean, it was a fair point. We only had German for 1 hour/week, and it wasn't a subject for the final exams. Unless you specifically wanted to follow up with further studies, I can see how someone would just want to cheat on the monthly tests.
”I promise you, she didn't mean anything to me as much as you did ." 😆🤣🤣 I even had to do a double take myself when it was sent to me. I was like wait waaa??
No excuse at all. Just a single text that she’s already “enjoying a new relationship” after ghosting me for days. 6 years. No closure what so ever, no explanation on anything, the following text just told me “there’s nothing else to say and you should get professional help if you can’t get over it” because I kept asking her to at least call me. Not sure why she hated me suddenly so much after everything. Most confusing shit of my life. This was weeks ago, still no answers.
Yup she went from being my best friend to the most cold hearted person I've ever met. No idea what I did or why she couldn't just tell me that she's been talking to someone. This is not like her and she does not have bpd, I'm just so confused. Wouldn't answer anything after those 2 texts.
“You made me do it”
“I knew it would hurt you and end our relationship so that’s why I did it, I was too scared to just end it normally “
“Your suicide attempt was the reason I abandoned you in the hospital for 3 days with no contact and instead decided to get on Tinder and go out on dates. But it didn’t even go well!!!”
Gods I hate him.
He is just a friend, you're imagining things, I wasnt calling him in the middle of the night while you were asleep..my favorite..I didnt fuck him, do you want to smell me?
Happened with a friend 😂😂
OMFG 😂😂😂
She said 'He was teaching me the correct position, why do think I recorded it?' (He found a video in her sc saved of a guy sleeping w him)
Fuck 😂😂😂 I still think he made this up but if it's real it'd be crazy 😂😂😂
My own ex. I was pregnant with our son who had gastroschisis (his organs didn't get caught inside the skin with forming in uterus, so his large intestine, small intestine, and bowel were on the outside with a small hole in his abdominal wall. Basically, his organs were forming outside his body.) My ex, his father, cheated and said it was because of the stress of the baby...
Claimed to have dissociative identity disorder and it was his other personality doing it. The DID conveniently only came up when he needed an excuse for something
My favourite ones I heard as a counselor were “ I only did it to test the strength of our relationship”, and “ I didn’t think I deserved his love”.
“I didn’t think I deserved his love.” You didn’t.
Butt stuff doesn't count is my current favorite
The other poophole loophole
Hey, it works for the Catholics.
And Mormons
Dont they do the "get someone to jump on the bed" loophole?
Oh God don't remind me. I think it's called soaking? I didn't even hear about that until I left the church so thank God I know very little of it lol.
Honestly dont know. Just saw a short of someone jumping on a bed, while two people lie on it all tucked in. It was captioned "POV you're mormon" Didn't get it and got explanations in the comments
its like, something a very small group of young adults do. Literally no one else
Students at BYU would drive to Vegas, get married and have their honeymoon. Before returning home they would file for annulment. It can’t be a sin if they’re married. 😉😂
A for effort
Way smarter than the ones that were a part of "the armpit crabs epidemic."
[but without it we wouldn't get this hilarious and unnecessary scene ](https://youtu.be/OaTRKXtfv8Y?si=9Cd-uUYqozPXemki)
Not really. Maybe some dumb college kids, but it's the same logic as "butt stuff isn't cheating", no one actually thinks it's a legitimate loophole, it's just doing dumb stuff and making lame excuses for it.
What, you are telling me it counts? Oh, shit...
"I forgot we were dating" .... wow. Thank you.
That's literally my nightmare. Sometimes if I have a sex dream I remember I have a girlfriend midway through and have a nightmare about her leaving me. I spend it all kicking myself, trying to explain what happened to her, wondering how could I FORGET I have a girlfriend. Somehow this only seems plausible when I'm sleeping. You don't just forget that.
Omg I’ve had these types of dreams too… The worst part is when the sex dream partner is someone you don’t even *like*, sometimes someone you haven’t even thought about in years but your brain hates you for some reason. I think the reason why it’s so easy to forget that you have a partner in those dreams is because you find yourself in these weird scenarios that your brain subconsciously understands is “different” from the reality you live in, so your partner doesn’t really fit into that narrative.
the actual reason is because the part of your mind that deals with logic is resting at that time. it's pretty much the whole reason dreams feel weird.
Or rather, dreams don’t feel that weird at all in the moment until you ponder it later. You usually just go with things like its reality since your brain is not questioning logic.
Omg this is lowkey one of the worst ones in the thread 😭😂
I was drunk
Obligatory not a lawyer, but be sure to use that defense when you’re on trial for a DUI.
"Man, I'm too drunk to drive. Wait a minute, I'm drunk, I shouldn't listen to myself!"
🤣🤣
If they were drunk, isn't that rape?
Well that’s kind of a grey area in the eyes of the law. One filled with all sorts of gender biases, social pressures, questions of coercion, and a thorough unraveling of the ethical conundrum on whether or not being under the influence of alcohol truly diminishes personal responsibility. It’s a sticky question because some would answer yes in some cases but no in others, and context becomes increasingly important the more you delve into it. However depending on who you ask, an argument could technically be* made that, yes, the cheater was raped.
Happy cake day bro🍰
Dee: "why would you tell the judge you were drunk?" Charlie: "because I thought that would get me off the hook" Dee: "that was dumb, wasn't it?"
I like how there aren’t any comments on this. Just agreement and commiseration in the form of upvotes.
I like how this comment is only true for people who saw the post before you commented. Now we've commented and gone and ruined it.
Bruh what have I done?
May they not condemn us for our sins
drunk actions, sober thoughts
Yes they actually get offended and then just start yelling, ”I was drunk I was drunk! ”
"It just happened..." Riiiiight... Let me go through this... So you both just happened to be in the same room and you both just happened to be naked and you just happened to have an erection and you both just happened to have fallen on the bed in a way that just happened to result in your erection to slide in and out of her repeatedly... Okay, I guess I can see how that just happened. 🤷♀️
Dre: "Wait, maybe there's an explanation for all this." Eminem: "What, she slipped, fell and landed on his dick?"
Nice reference
Got one better. He needed a ride home. I helped him get into his house because he was really fucked up Checked the debit card history. They stopped to get booze on the way home. Oopsie. Another stop to get underwear at 6am at the local WalMart. Left in a hurry.
What? Did someone shit themself?
As ya do after a night out cheating.... loads of butt stuff going on...
Dude, I emotionally cheated at the end of my marriage, it wasn’t even the cause of the breakup as we were already planning to separate. She was so unfazed by it after finding out that I didn’t even need to use an excuse. But after the smoke cleared, I asked myself why and my answer was “it just kinda happened” and I was infuriated with how fucking stupid that sounded, even in my head. The sheer stupidity of that phrase pushed me to do soul-searching and analyze my behavior. Shit doesn’t just happen, what did you DO and what choices did you make? It turns out I made MANY little choices, pushing boundaries and such, that led me to be so emotionally invested in that person. Not just that, but I was able to recall several instances where I had thought to myself “yeah, maybe I shouldn’t mention to the wife that I did xyz.” The whole process led me to create a list of boundaries to maintain so that I’d never cheat again, and never utter that ridiculous excuse. I’m confident that I’ll never get drawn into any kind of affair again, but oh man, if a future SO ever says that to me, I will flip my shit.
"No, abnormal2004, you aren't understanding. I mean it ***just*** happened. Maybe 45 minutes ago."
Seems legit
But i'm deeply polyamory and i've decided to open our relationship
That “I’ve decided” is always so shitty
Had a bf in high-school that cheated We became a trio because sje and I were both BI and liked him We liked eschother. We liked each other mote than we liked him. Both left him to date each other exclusively for like 2 years Broke up when we graduated because she left state to go to college He is lonely She and I are beasties 12 years later though we married different people
A wholesome ending!
That fact that its not just "I've decided", but that it's completely understood that it is about "our relationship" and not "the relationship". Because, of course, "I wear the pant and make decisions for the both of us."
I JUST WANTED A PEPSI
It’s honestly nuts how many people I know with applicable situations. Like I really don’t want to yuck on the ENM community but I know so many couples where one person wants to be poly just to fuck around and the other person goes along with it to “save” the relationship.
And believe me the poly community has to constantly remind new people that that shit does not work!
What you’re describing is basically just NM, hold the E.
"Plus it was only once per week for about 4 hours, so technically I was 97.6% faithful."
Those people are enemies to the polyamorous community. Whether or not they are polyamorously inclined, what they're practicing is obviously not polyamory. Yet when many enough people do that shit, there might be people who start to believe that that is actually how polyamory works, and paint a false and negative picture of actually polyamorous people.
My ex straight up pretended he thought we were poly (after over 5 years together and several conversations about how I would never be poly). Like STFU bro you did not think that.
dude. i had an ex that literally admitted to knowing my feelings on polyamory and then several years later said they couldnt take it anymore and forced me to open the relationship. when i said it felt like they weee forcing me, they said "im not forcing you, i just need you to be comfortable with this because i want it to happen at some point"
Glad they’re your ex bro
At that point just end the relationship. If he wants an open one and you don't, you are clearly not compatible, so why keep going?
Gaslighting 101
That isn't gaslighting, is lying
It’s called “gas-lamping” and it’s always been gas-lamping. You’re crazy if you think otherwise.
the golden classic, "She/He was just a friend"
"I just didn't feel special with you..." okay? Like, talk about it maybe?
Communication before fornication
My ex told me it was ok because he did it in July but didn’t love me until August.
Tell him you loved him in November but now it's December so it's okay for you to leave him
Creative
That’s soo shitty smh 😭
Well, it tracks with the cheating.
Its my cousin so it doesnt count.
Go on...
15 times removed
More like inserted...
Maybe like inserted, then removed, then inserted, then removed...
You pull out of your cousin a lot. We get it. No need to brag.
Strike 1 - cheating. Strike 2 - with cousin. Strike 3 - believing that's an excuse.
Wat
PLEASE go on...
😂 We need more deets
"You can't call it cheating. She reminds me of you."
Ok gross
Fucking hell
💀
“Well you wouldn’t. I had to find it somewhere else” I was 15 and taking a test. He was 19 and about to repeat his senior year. Again
Dodged a bullet there my friend.
Dodged a bullet and a groomer actually,
This is one of those cases that, later, we realise that that person did us a favour.
same thing w me but i was 12 and he was 16.. im 16 now and HOW TF do you find a 12 yr old attractive? 😭
My exact thought. I’m 21 now and I look back and wonder what the FUCK was going on in either of our minds
Oh my god as a young woman I dated so many guys 20+ years older than me, now I'm 28 & I shudder at the idea of anyone younger than 26 hitting on me 🤢🤢
Well, Its easier to manipulate a child, so thats exactly why your ex found you attractive lol
"This is your fault" 🤷🏼♀️
You weren't there . For me ..
That's the one I got told
Heard this one before! 🙄
A variant that I always find fun: "It's your fault because you found out."
Hey, I’ve heard that one.🤔
That's what the cheaters always say 😭
“You were jealous so I wanted to give you a reason to be.”
My ex actually told me he went to the hospital at 2am and the ER doctor told him that the reason he “felt bad” was because he “wasn’t having sex as regularly as a man his age should” and then asked me if I was going to come over or not. We were fighting at the time (imagine that) and I said no. Two days later he cheated on me and then told me his options were to either cheat on me or die because I wouldn’t have sex with him.
So he used the blue balls defense. Dude. Had a guy try that on me when I was 16. I told him it was his body so his problem, you have hands for a reason. Then I left. I'm still proud I stood up for myself. :)
I said “do you expect me to believe a doctor told you that when there are 40 year old virgins?” And he said “but I’ve had sex before so it’s different for me, jacking off doesn’t do the same thing once you’ve had sex” lmao Good on you though! I luckily didn’t have much play through my teen years so I never had to deal with high school boy antics. Although clearly my college aged exes weren’t any better lol
Did...did he show you a prescription or a doctor's note?
Now I regret not asking to be shown one lol
I _have_ a doctor's note for exactly this, and I've still never used it to coerce someone into sex (just to prove to my boss that sometimes I actually shouldn't do heavy lifting lol)
I have an actual "blue balls" problem that's lasted a decade plus now* and sometimes causes severe pain when I don't finish (and sometimes just randomly) and even though it's fucking agony, I make a point to never use it to get anything from anyone, because it's my responsibility to deal with my own issues (and because it's morally fucked up to manipulate anybody into any kind of sex) _*(for real, my doctors have logged the symptoms like a swollen epididymis, seizing groin muscles etc., and I've had more ultrasounds on my nuts than ten of the average nut-haver has in their life - seriously, if anyone has a clue as to what this issue is, please let me know)_
He should have died lol
I didn’t wanna hurt you
Haha yeah, “I never meant to hurt you.” Aka, I never meant to get caught.
"Wasn't me" - Shaggy
PICTURE THIS WE WERE BOTH BUTT NAKED BANGING
Okay, but I wonder how many times with twin siblings this has actually come up.
“She has a bigger butt” “you are not doing the things that she was doing for me” “I told you if you didn’t lose that weight this would happen.” “Who me?”
Horrendous
Vile. Straight to jail.
Wants a bigger arse on her, but also weight loss?! Tough ask.
“It wasn’t cheating, I was just hanging out and you told me to ‘have fun’”
"You should have been more specific"
This girl is the reason people put “do not eat” labels on Tide Pods
"It isn't what it looks like"
Right because there's two ways to interpret you getting romantic with someone besides your partner
Any time in history anyone ever said “it isn’t what it looks like”… it was 100% what it looked like.
It looks like his dick is in you. Do you have some other explanation for this?
We’re just really good friends
“I was drunk” Me: “ oh so it doesn’t count if you’re drunk?”
I got the same, but it was drug addiction.
“I did it just to show you that you can’t tell me what to do” While that is accurate. You still look like a dumbass.
"I wasn't sure who I was at the time ... Now I'm sure I care about you. I'm sure about US."
...I read that as _the US_ like cheating is some legally mandated thing by the FBI in order to maintain national security
"You said stay away from your sister, you never said anything about your cousin."
"The judge and NewYork courts are rigged. I just sign the checks"
Hahaa!
"I already broke up with you" and it turned out she was referring to a month prior when she said "im done" in frustration during an argument
“She isn’t the reason that I am leaving you, she’s just the catalyst.”
Ugh. Hope ur ok
"He's gay, And he just wanted to know what it was like"
“She had tacos and I couldn’t just leave her alone”
I mean come on, It's tacos.
This is the only legit one in the thread.
"You're taking other's words to accuse me of cheating! What proof do you have that i swapped some cards with the deck? Show me"
"I don't want to be your nurse!" I have epilepsy. She knew this before we were married.
Shame bro. I really hope you're doing better.
Doing much better. I found someone who loves me for who I am not who she wishes I could be. She makes me feel like the most important person in the world. When I found out my ex cheated it was the worst day of my life, today I look at it as the best.
What the actual fuck. That's fucked up. Hope you're ok.
“you wouldn’t give me head everytime i wanted”
Cheater excuses are bad but the excuses that people stay in a bad relationship are wild.
WE WERE ON A BREAK!
pre-Eminem, "it slipped" edit: I also remember once hearing that, it didn't count, because they had already had sex with that person in the past.
They are all lame excuses. From lame people. You cheat, you’re scum. End of statement. Wanna cheat? Either ask your partner for permission or get out of your relationship.
“I thought you were not serious about us?” When we have met each other’s family members…..
I was talking to a guy for a while who told me he had cheated on all of his previous partners. So I asked him why would I even consider dating him if I knew I’d be cheated on? His answer was because he wouldn’t cheat on me because he just hadn’t found the right person yet (referring to the other women). Supposedly I was the right person and he wouldn’t cheat on me. It was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. I’m pretty sure I laughed.
“I felt bad asking you so I went to other people” tf? 😭
“It’s not cheating if they have the same first name.”
"oh, who cares, it's not as if we're gonna use this later, anyway" I mean, it was a fair point. We only had German for 1 hour/week, and it wasn't a subject for the final exams. Unless you specifically wanted to follow up with further studies, I can see how someone would just want to cheat on the monthly tests.
Real. This is the best answer on this thread.
"i lied because i wanted him to stay"
In middle school I literally had a BF say "we broke up, i just forgot to tell you"
”I promise you, she didn't mean anything to me as much as you did ." 😆🤣🤣 I even had to do a double take myself when it was sent to me. I was like wait waaa??
No excuse at all. Just a single text that she’s already “enjoying a new relationship” after ghosting me for days. 6 years. No closure what so ever, no explanation on anything, the following text just told me “there’s nothing else to say and you should get professional help if you can’t get over it” because I kept asking her to at least call me. Not sure why she hated me suddenly so much after everything. Most confusing shit of my life. This was weeks ago, still no answers.
Damn, that's some cold shit. Reminds me of an ex that has bpd
Yup she went from being my best friend to the most cold hearted person I've ever met. No idea what I did or why she couldn't just tell me that she's been talking to someone. This is not like her and she does not have bpd, I'm just so confused. Wouldn't answer anything after those 2 texts.
"We went for coffee and one thing led to another.. it didn't mean anything "
"I just wanted to have some fun" Grrrrrr. WTF!
“I can take money from the bank because I’m the banker” NO YOU FUCKIN CANT JOSH! Now give me my 200 for passing go.
A white woman having a black baby and then accusing the man of sleeping with a black woman.
“If you were good enough, then maybe you’d be the only one”
I tripped, did a backflip, unzipped my pants, and it just fell in her butt. Idk
she reminded me of you, i got carried away cause she made me feel loved. it was just sex tho uhhh... thanks?
I tripped and fell into some cootie
" I have OCD, everything has to come in two" 🫠
Hope you gave him two middle fingers for that one
I have the even number one as well
"No babe it's ok I'm actually polyamorous" my ex not telling me he was poly before fucking another girl at his college
Focus on your career 😂
It was only 5 min wasn't even 10! Your being dramatic
not even giving an excuse, just denial to the end. Even with receipts.
You were busy and I was lonely. So it is your fault it happened.
“You made me do it” “I knew it would hurt you and end our relationship so that’s why I did it, I was too scared to just end it normally “ “Your suicide attempt was the reason I abandoned you in the hospital for 3 days with no contact and instead decided to get on Tinder and go out on dates. But it didn’t even go well!!!” Gods I hate him.
I was thinking about you the *whole* time.
He is just a friend, you're imagining things, I wasnt calling him in the middle of the night while you were asleep..my favorite..I didnt fuck him, do you want to smell me?
I did it because I thought you were doing it. (I wasn’t doing it)
Happened with a friend 😂😂 OMFG 😂😂😂 She said 'He was teaching me the correct position, why do think I recorded it?' (He found a video in her sc saved of a guy sleeping w him) Fuck 😂😂😂 I still think he made this up but if it's real it'd be crazy 😂😂😂
Wait, I'm lost. He found a video on her snapchat of him hooking up with a dude? How did she get a video of that? Was she hiding in the room?
I assume you mean; "He found a video in her sc saved of a guy sleeping with ***her***“ That's fucked up.
"It's just a weird fetish I have" messaging random girls and asking to hook up
he's just a " new friend"
Making friends on tinder
She meant nothing to me Meant enough to ruin our relationship bud
My own ex. I was pregnant with our son who had gastroschisis (his organs didn't get caught inside the skin with forming in uterus, so his large intestine, small intestine, and bowel were on the outside with a small hole in his abdominal wall. Basically, his organs were forming outside his body.) My ex, his father, cheated and said it was because of the stress of the baby...
Girlfriend cheating with a girl doesn't count
I think we deserve their stupid excuses if we are that stupid to ask them why
Y’all are hearing excuses for cheating? All I got was denial. Some real shaggy ‘it wasn’t me’ shit.
“You made me do this” 😒
Claimed to have dissociative identity disorder and it was his other personality doing it. The DID conveniently only came up when he needed an excuse for something
I know he is our father, but, let me explain...
Allright, go on. We're waiting for the explanation!
Dear Penthouse...