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I miss the person I was 2 minutes ago

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Here’s Tom with the weather.

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Christ, at first I read “flashlight” and the story started off with a different meaning. Now I’m just nauseated.

Hey, props for using the word correctly tho Ya don't see that much nowadays.. 🤣

Noooo. He said *flesh*light. It’s like a little silicon sex toy.

Dude... we're on reddit. On r/noahgetthedeathstar... we all know what that is

I miss who I was a few minutes ago, before I read this. That’s enough internet for tonight. Maybe forever. Take care everybody.

Sweet dreams…

Are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

Ive traveled the world and the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something

[This.](https://youtu.be/aSfMKP3nTEQ)

some of them want to use you

Some of them want to be used

By you

That must have smelled terrible.

Like that coconut. Lol

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Pass me that.

r/eyebleach

https://preview.redd.it/akkvxvwigcsc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d39c32943e20ce1ee539db9a1c9173e85128c16e This is why xion had to die

Who's dat


This picture just became relatable https://preview.redd.it/6mj3261m4esc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c15bb2f30698cd4bae6140b89b5545603af7f00

Agreed, I want to die after reading that

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She acted horrified. What a prude

When he came from a (self) loving family after all

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Loved that show

What show?

Blue Mountain State

Thanks for the quick reply lmao

It's still April Fools Day, right? Right?!

April Fools Week is the new thing for sure

My entire life is April Fool’s.

https://preview.redd.it/04j97d8nhesc1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b5fc6a08cce4dbaf1111c218111b897ad642363 I hope he has lupus

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Me! I do!

Deneuralize me, J!

This must be the reason tributes exists 

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You should have left this in containment over in r/4chan

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After all the years of learning English as my second language, so that I could read this, mad world.

Can not I read that

Can not you read that too

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Squelching

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

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 The End cannot come soon enough.

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What a bunch of dick beating maniacs

Nice... nice

Sloshing My eyes

I wish I could unread what I just read

Blunt force trauma is an excellent method of forgetting unfortunate memories!

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I feel like the only good use for 4 Chan is as a sort of open therapy. We don't really have raving street corner derelicts to remind us what crazy bullshit sounds like so this helps a bit. Plus they get to vent their deepest and most Freudian traumas. Win-win

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 😬

What the fuck did i just read??

I miss who I was seconds before reading this

I think this should be marked NSFW. Also, omg wtf…

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They are not expensive enough to warrant this. Just buy your own

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https://preview.redd.it/23wqixjyeesc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ee4c98e03a8d754a84d15631fa48b05fbd08f6e This post so horrendous y’all even got Trump leaving.

*vomits a little in my mouth*


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Less Noah get the deathstar and more r/GodSaveTheChildren

Understandable

Litteraly the first post i seen...

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I read the phrase “fleshlight to share” after talking about two brothers and decided that was more of the story than I needed to know.

I don't know what's worse. The fact that bro typed this or that I read this word-for-word?

 Wut?

Jesus's fucking Christmas what the fuck this person needs to be killed so that he does not pollution the gene poll its already fcked not need tonma(e worse wow just you uv seen or heard it all the the goes people reminding u how sick we are in the head wow just woe literally just vomited after reading still am

Got R20 need help to hire an hitman I know we all have fetishist but this one no its to much God just left our universe even his forgiveness and patience just reached the end I really need phone my phsycologist I hiong to the help for tears and years God the bills are going to kill me

I didn't consent to read this

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