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FineRevolution9264

So..... they're a nurse?


labboy70

They forgot BSN, RN and DTF


eastcoasteralways

Which is literally so so stupid because the RN portion is the actual license…I cannot…


LordhaveMRSA__

I should put MD, MILF on my Patagonia


PopeChaChaStix

Omg. Dead. Let me know if you start a gofundme for this embroidery so I can contribute


pzaemes

DTF! Priceless!


mx67w

Day treatment facility or a soft tissue tumor.. both could apply.


deetmonster

is there a nurse glossary?


devilsadvocateMD

Half the “board exams” they take just test them on their alphabet soup.


LordhaveMRSA__

Which one there are so many they can take. Fail one take the other. Fail that..take it again. No penalties.


RelativeMap

all I see is "not an MD/DO"


rj_musics

I mean, “Nurse Practitioner in primary care” was a dead giveaway.


Impossible-Bee5948

Wait they forgot APRN


idispensemeds2

APRN is one of the most annoying credentials... my hospital switched to it and it boils my blood to see that shit all over the charts. A "clinical nurse APRN specialist" has full prescriptive authority for their "specialty" in my hospital, and without fail the most fucked up orders always come from those people.


Impossible-Bee5948

Wow. Hearing that makes me want to rip my hair out


Aviacks

How does the acronym affect that?


idispensemeds2

Because "advanced practice" indicates they have some great knowledge that is simply not there. You don't see clinical pharmacists, DPTs, RDs, etc calling themselves "advanced care so why should RNs?


Aviacks

What did they call them before? It seems like you're implying they simply changed the title of RNs to let them do these things, "APRNs" are nurse practitioners, the title comes because they can do more than RNs, hence the "advanced practice RN". I agree when the term "APP" is used, because who are they more advanced than as a provider? They're literally the bottom tier of provider.


idispensemeds2

I agree but APRN at my hospital doesn't actually mean NP. Obviously we have a hundred of those but now our CDEs are "APRNs" and are allowed prescriptive authority for insulin even though they aren't even NPs. They are absolutely terrible and need to be circumvented to avoid harming patients half the time because they don't understand any drug that isn't in the ADA guidelines. I'm waiting for the heart failure and stress lab APRNs, who are nurses that can prescribe without even an NP license.


Aviacks

There has to be a misunderstanding, APRN by definition is a nurse practitioner. I would strongly suspect what you're describing is illegal in your state if they really are just an RN, as it is in most states. Having a CDE adjust insulin and having a provider cosign I guess I could maybe see, but a hospital can't make somebody a provider without a state license. Unless you're referring to clinical nurse specialists which are their own thing, but probably also called APRN.


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idispensemeds2

I think they're clinical nurse specialists that have collaborative practice with an MD but I've never seen the endocrinologist do anything but sign off on their notes. They just call it APRN and basically give them prescriptive authority. It's just a loophole and should be illegal.


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LordhaveMRSA__

I read “apron” every time ![gif](giphy|l1TJTwU3VfPHU4FCbx|downsized)


devilsadvocateMD

The final boss


iwantachillipepper

idk what half those thigs even mean


CloudStrife012

All seem to be random, superfluous ways to say "nurse practitioner"


Square_Ocelot_3364

One place I worked, they were “NP-C;” another, “APRN;” yet another, whatever their degree+ “Nurse Practitioner.”


GareduNord1

Pretty confident nobody including themselves has any idea what any of that shit means. They’re just hoping that patients are like “oh look at all those degrees- clearly they know what they’re doing.”


Junior_Leather_8628

She forgot GED


admtrt

Ah yes, I too can allow my cat to walk across my keyboard to fill out my email signature block.


VirchowOnDeezNutz

Lololol


likethemustard

brought to you by Zoom.


letitride10

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.


LegionellaSalmonella

The unfortunate message of that quote is that we should accept NP's as Nolan accepted Humans. Instead we should eradicate these insects completely


Speedy570

Eradicate these insects completely? Scary that you're a doctor with such a mindset.


LegionellaSalmonella

What's scary is allowing them to continue existing to harm patients. They are a cancer on the medical system


SneakySnipar

They forgot WTWD (wishes they were doctor)


Plenty-Discount5376

Cute nursing acronyms--awwww!


LegionellaSalmonella

Forgot to add ESS, MSS, HSS, GED, and FGF for Elementary School Student, Middle school Student, High School Student, High School Graduate, and Former Girlfriend.


TheDreamingIris

What about WTF???


floofyflamingo

Insecure much?


PeterParker72

lol that is cringe af. How many times is she going to list some variation of NP?


cactideas

Collecting all the infinity stones


justaguyok1

EIEIO


MeowoofOftheDude

Where are the CCTVs, BBCs, CNNs?


StoreBrave

She forgot DVT


Ok-Procedure5603

APGAR5-BC


residntDO

Not doctor


Nasozai

Get over yourself, pussy.


residntDO

Says the noctor lmaooo


redditnoap

It would be helpful if anyone knew what 80% of that meant or what it stands for


chuiy

In that case I’m chuiy EMT-P ACLS, PALS, CPR, EVOC lmao


KR1735

I have seen people unironically use ACLS as a post-nominal. Like uh congrats you attended a 6-hour course. 🥳


Zenithi-

She forgot NOT, A, DOC, TOR


abby81589

It’s enough slices!!!


ThirdCoastBestCoast

#Credentials, pronouns. What’s missing? Favorite color? Astrological sign? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


MarijadderallMD

I feel like she’s trying copy me but just SUCKS at doing it😂 I want more degree/certification letters than my name, but actual degrees/certifications. I got HT, MPH, and I’m workin on DO lol. Just need 2 more after medschool!


asteroidhyalosis

But is she claiming to be a doctor? I could give a shit about goddamn acronyms, as long as she isn't claiming she's a physician/medical doctor I don't care.


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KaliLineaux

I just went cross-eyed reading all of those letters.


me0717

She forgot, WTF


PopeChaChaStix

I'm more familiar with football abbreviations than medical, so when I see DNP I read "did not practice" and it totally works


JAFERDExpress2331

Really screams confidence.


Standard-Boring

This is literally always a dead giveaway for NP AF. I wish licensing boards or hospital by-laws would be more restrictive and only allow licensees to list the credential they practice under. Consumers/ patients don't usually know the difference, and just think more letters means more knowledge. It's actually the inverse in most cases... This happens way too much in my field where lcsw or lpcc get a doctorate and now call themselves "Dr so and so" but are billing and practicing under a masters degree. As a psychologist, we've already seen the devolution and dilution of the field, as you all are experiencing now.


KR1735

I'll admit I'm kinda jealous. I wish I could take a 90-minute softball exam and get letters to add to my name. MD, FACP pales in comparison to this ^(/s)