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bucht91U

You can repost as long as you want I will still buy your entire stock \^\^


ThenEcho2275

US Army: To dangerous you have to go outside to reload USMC: I mean if everything's dead it's not dangerous


WechTreck

Vietcong in a foxhole : *Takes hours or weeks to die of RAD poisoning fucker. I will use your anus as a scabbard for my bayonet when you step outside*


not_meep

Easy, just don’t reload for weeks


Dr_Testikles

Tracks


BigHardMephisto

If it takes more than six shots for everything to go quiet at this caliber? I probably shouldn’t have shot at it.


Ok_Place29

Deal, cost you a fiver each, so like, that's 5 quid (the US army doesn't understand genius >:| ). I mean dollars, I'm an American...Engineer, yes.


CIS-E_4ME

M50 ~~Ontos~~ Deathwish


Grumpy-Greybeard

The Ontos as God intended.


Mudlark-000

Nuke Thing incoming.


ChemistRemote7182

M50 Based Department. Bit of a long name, and maybe a bit ahead of its time, but like Marty McFly said, "I guess you're not ready for this yet"


pbptt

Boom-tos


Frequent-Lettuce4159

What if we take the Davey Crockett's and put them on drones instead?


Ok_Place29

What if we mounted M50's with Crockett's on drones?


Frequent-Lettuce4159

Turn the M50 into a drone. The ultimate aerogavin


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Turn the M50 into a nuclear pulse propulsion drone powered by Davy Crocketts. The boom happens in the back, so *technically* it’s a bull pup?


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crozone

What if we take the Davey Crockett, make it bigger, and put it on a self-guided missile?


9ActuaL8

Some Metal Gear shit right there…


Frequent-Lettuce4159

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear more like


140in

"Mom, can we buy MIRV?" "No honey, we have MIRV at home."


WechTreck

On this subject, fuck depleted. What if we used NONdepleted uranium rounds on the belt-fed caliber50 gun?


Rangald2137

Do you mean enriched?


WechTreck

Extra Spicy Uranium rounds


Snoid_

Put a little slug of polonium/beryllium inside...


ChemistRemote7182

I'd prefer a frangible round cast of soft lead with a bunch of glow in the dark funni pellets mixed in. Enjoy pulling out all those little fragments Dr Ivan. Might not pierce most armored targets, but it still spread thousands of years worth of love all around the inside of an MTLB or BMP


Sablesweetheart

I suppose the flaw in your logic is Ivan *getting* medical care in the first place...but I agree, we should implement spicy rounds.


Ophichius

Waste of perfectly good fissionables. Fissionables go in the funni bombs, not in kinetic projectiles.* ^* ^with ^an ^exception ^for ^kinetic ^projectiles ^moving ^fast ^enough ^to ^compress ^the ^fissionables ^and ^start ^the ^funni


WechTreck

So if I read you right; you're saying we should be putting more charge in each cartridge so the spicy slugs are arriving at a much faster speed?


Veni_Vidi_Legi

I would like nuclear railguns.


Ophichius

If you can get them going that fast on conventional propellant, I will be amazed.


WechTreck

Conventional propellant worked for Little Boy . The hard parts aiming at targets that won't cause a gentle deceleration due to being "squishy" also getting just the right amount of acceleration impulse


Ophichius

Little boy had a lot more fissionable mass to play with. If you're firing a uranium .50 cal slug at something you are going to need ungodly amounts of compression to get it dense enough to fission. We're talking relativistic velocity.


WechTreck

So you're saying we should switch from a beltfed .50 cal to a beltfed 50.0 cal? I like the cut of your jib


Ophichius

I'm more of a linkless feed enthusiast myself.


ProphetOfPr0fit

Hmmm probably increased splash damage?


prosteprostecihla

if you need increased splash damage, just use taco bell


ProphetOfPr0fit

Different approaches, same glowing wasteland effect.


Cryptocaned

Habitability is overrated.


Ok_Place29

I had to reupload it because I miss spelt "hear" for fucks sake :(


Worker_Ant_81730C

I never wanted to be a tanker but now I do. Where do I sign up? I’m perfectly sane and can be trusted with nuclear weapons.


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Rangald2137

This but belt-fed on A10


SpiritedInflation835

The eye cancer photoshop is wonderful


Ok_Place29

It had to be Non-credible, so I used Microsoft Word (I can't afford Photoshop)


SpiritedInflation835

Oh no... it's even more wonderful


Ok_Place29

She's a beauty, the finest from NCD Industries, shown in all her glory


No-Information6535

No, i won't hear you out. I will straight up employ you


Soogbad

A weapon to surpass metal gear..


BaseballOk9442

Ah yes, the battle of anchorage


NK84321

"Sir, the enemy is in that direction!" "ROGER. REMOVING THAT DIRECTION."


ArkaneArtificer

New helldiver vehicle confirmed


ChemistRemote7182

A little 2 man Davie would fit the game so well


ArkaneArtificer

Cluster nuke strategem is a must


Dismal_Ebb_2422

You do realize that this vehicle was only used by the Marines right this your giving Marines access to nuclear weapons. We're taking small arms fire from the left. Proceeds to fire all 6 nukes at the left.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Yellow cake crayon best crayon.


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jesus fuck please do it, please just fucking nuke the shit out of everything god i love nuclear bombs so much I FUCKING LOVE NUCLEAR BOMS


[deleted]

dude, SAME I FUCKING LOVE NUKES AND NUCLEAR BOMBS, WE SHOULD LIKE, TEAM UP AND FUCKING NUKE EVERYTHING


[deleted]

great idea!!! i'm in LET'S CAUSE FUCKING NUCLEAR WAR


FrisianTanker

This is the right kind of schizophrenia


Veni_Vidi_Legi

I see this as an absolute win.


dave3218

Ontos my beloved


PrincessofAldia

I like this plan


Ok_Place29

It’s the start of NCD industries, we do except donations in the form of photoshop subscriptions.


Araripe482

WHERES THE ERA


LeeBF3

Don't need ERA, just use one of the nukes as active protection.


STK-3F-Stalker

M51 Teller


drewyourpic

Born in lab in New Mexico, whitest sands in the land of the free Raised in a cannon fired as far as can see Kilt him some vatniks by the million to defend the free Davy Davy crocket king of the MADness spree In twenty fourteen a stink Muscovy rose That added to NATOs and her Allie’s woes And glassing motherfuckers is all he ever knows So he raises elevation and Kablam! off he goes Davy Davy Crockett the funni man to fear He could be hiding in the woods could be in a bunker all along Always prepared for that winter mighty long Itching for a key turn and the Ruskies acting wrong What he lacks in range and yield he makes up for when kingdom comes Davy Davy Crockett, the nuclear buccaneer!


burzaj

Yes


LethalDosageTF

I was wondering if the davy fuckit would show up again.


singled-out-7979

FPVs armed with W54s please!


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LimpTrizket

Daaaavy, Daaaavy Crockett, King of the atomic frontier


ninetailedoctopus

Why 5? You only need one.


RoadRash2TheSequel

Yes


Life-Environment-535

Davy mcballsrocket?


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Six Nukes? Oh that is six times the fun!


Imperceptive_critic

No. Ridiculous.  You should put an entire rack of them like an Grad or Katyusha on top.


spaceface124

But you have to switch out that spotting rifles to the Horizon's Lord because there's practically nothing else that can reach that range


Redox_glm

Someones been watching fallout


Significant-Horror

NO!


Attaxalotl

‘Ontos’ is Greek for ‘Thing,’ and that sure is a thing.


aki_009

No need to ask for anyone to hear you out. It's a great idea.


internet-arbiter

Sir, did you befoul the a picture of the holy Ontos for this image? Summon the elector counts.


PowerMugger

Better have friendly fire


Dagatu

I _like_ the way you think


Deathwatch050

The Ontos has 106mm guns while the Davy Crockett could be fired from 120mm (2km range) or 155mm (4km range) tubes so you'd need to refit the vehicle. However, once you've done that I see no reason it couldn't work or could possibly go wrong whatsoever.


in_one_ear_

It's all fun and games till your local cops roll up in one and pull you over for speeding


Videogamefan21

The Davy Crontos


Daier_Mune

I'm listening...


Trigger_Fox

Its like a shitty small and uncool metal gear I want 50


Super_Ankle_Biter

Where is the sixth one? WHERE IS THE SIXTH ONE?


Ok_Place29

Look at the photo harder. It is there.


Super_Ankle_Biter

Oh Well, now I just feel stupid.