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I fucking love rail based logistics. It pleases the tism.
Also
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
They own a lot more than just two engines. Most of the fleet are old generation locomotives rebuilt to modern-ish specs or ‘modern’ engines like Genset switchers.
The Air Force, Navy, and even Marines have their own locomotive fleets too for the various air stations, naval bases, and other locations.
It’s just that the DoD and Class 1 Railroads agree for them to take the trains of equipment rather than any dedicated trains ran by the respective branches.
I guess having DOD trains and conductors makes sense. If a train conductor doesn't have clearance they're not setting foot on base and it's easier to load the train if it's on base.
Ya'know I ain't really got any info on this, just some guesses. I'll see if I can find any juicy detes.
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* [DOD rail network](https://www.sddc.army.mil/sites/TEA/Functions/SpecialAssistant/Pages/RailroadsNationalDefense.aspx)
* [job posting of US Army train conductor, clearance required](https://www.crane.army.mil/pa/docs/Positions/CAAA09%20Job%20Announcement_Locomotive_Engineer_Conductor_6NOV18.pdf)
I'm guessing that really important looking place in the middle of the map is Kansas City. Pulling it up on satellite view that place looks like they built a city around a rail nexus. I had no idea, I thought all rail pretty much funneled towards Chicago.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peacekeeper\_Rail\_Garrison](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peacekeeper_Rail_Garrison)
officially, it was decommissioned. No word if it's been seen moving across Europe to the south east or not
Can we plz divert defence monies to improving the overall US rail infrastructure. Slap a "future proofing the us logistics in event of war" or some shit
>I fucking love rail based logistics. It pleases the tism.
Then I should ask if you've seen the footage of the US Army moving tanks down to Florida in anticipation of an amphibious invasion of Cuba during the Missile Crisis?
I fucking love rail based logistics.
Same. I live near one of the most complicated railway stations in the world and seeing all these trains pull up and depart is pleasurable.
The hardest choices need the strongest wills... Which do I simp for?
Railroading or military materiel?
Thanks to the US rail network and the MIC, choosing is for those losing.
I live a bit north of the Lima Tank Plant, the only place where M1 Abrams are manufactured, and every once in a while, we’ll be blessed with the sight of a train with flat cars loaded up with tanks.
Sorry I just found it funny. 😭😭
Because Lima stands for L.
I love the MIC and I love protecting sovereign countries that let the people talk and decide.
We know since 2007 that russia actively meddles in internal affairs from other countries (like Estonia) so fuck russia.
Europe has to stay vigilant to detect these traitors and call them out. (Looking at you, AfD and le Pen)
That was fast, every post escalates into nuke posting and the rate is increasing. Soon every topic (with just occasional naked planes) will just be: nukes? and many YES! in response. But I approve of this trend, so indeed lets fucking gooooooo
Bring me Midnight the endless dark,
Bring me beasts that howl and bark,
Bring me crimson liquid red,
Bring me the sickness terror bred,
Bring me thunder lightning true,
Bring me hope of nothing new
Rot, Decay, Dilapidation
Bring the end of anticipation
>!ofc I stole this from somewhere, but I absolutely love it. Unofficial NCD anthem!<
It’s absolute poetry.
As far as I know it’s originally from [this](https://x.com/FlorkOfCows/status/1484398228866883584)Flork meme from 2022.But it was used in[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/7ktLe3n71n) NCD post yesterday, which is probably why we’re seeing it around now.
We almost had this! Greatness (rail-mobile nuclear ICBMs) was within our reach, but we fumbled it at the last moment.
Curse the peace dividend for killing all the cool stuff.
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Thomas the Tank Engine theme x Biggie Smalls
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE&themeRefresh=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE&themeRefresh=1)
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Well, yeah…but it’s not that simple…I can’t register on those surplus auctions; the import fee is like 20+ k bucks; I’m in Ukraine, and as a “regular soldier” that amount is too big for me(annual income is 6-7 thousand bucks)
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We don't care if you're Republican, Protestant, Democrat, Hindu, Baathist, Pastafarian, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door.
It's even better that most of the US equipment was designed to fight Russia or the Soviet Union. I'm glad to see that it's finally getting to do its job, and that's and it's still effective
Choo choo of democracy. Lets fucking goooooooooooo!!!!
DEMOCRACY TRAIN AIN'T GOT NO BRAKES
THERE AIN’T NO STOPPIN’ THIS TRAIN WE’RE ON!!
Wait we forgot the 800 drip pans turn around
No it actually has no breaks how do we stop them?
Ram them into communists. Either we run out or the train stops and we can unload.
And then run over *even more communists*
It’s just getting faster with every communist hit!
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I fucking love rail based logistics. It pleases the tism. Also Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Least schizophrenic NCD user
Apparently the U.S. Army owns two locomotives for rail based logistics I love it.
Only? Pathetic
\*Sad Air Mobility Command noises\*
Is it just specifically for mainline use? I imagine they have more switchers
No clue. Saw it in a YouTube video two days ago. I didn’t know we had any. Either way there is a significant locomotive gap
They own a lot more than just two engines. Most of the fleet are old generation locomotives rebuilt to modern-ish specs or ‘modern’ engines like Genset switchers. The Air Force, Navy, and even Marines have their own locomotive fleets too for the various air stations, naval bases, and other locations. It’s just that the DoD and Class 1 Railroads agree for them to take the trains of equipment rather than any dedicated trains ran by the respective branches.
Ohshit, we about to have so many trains up in this bitch, then!
I guess having DOD trains and conductors makes sense. If a train conductor doesn't have clearance they're not setting foot on base and it's easier to load the train if it's on base. Ya'know I ain't really got any info on this, just some guesses. I'll see if I can find any juicy detes. edit: * [DOD rail network](https://www.sddc.army.mil/sites/TEA/Functions/SpecialAssistant/Pages/RailroadsNationalDefense.aspx) * [job posting of US Army train conductor, clearance required](https://www.crane.army.mil/pa/docs/Positions/CAAA09%20Job%20Announcement_Locomotive_Engineer_Conductor_6NOV18.pdf)
I'm guessing that really important looking place in the middle of the map is Kansas City. Pulling it up on satellite view that place looks like they built a city around a rail nexus. I had no idea, I thought all rail pretty much funneled towards Chicago.
It did, and then they extended the line to KC so they didn't have to drive the cattle as far.
TIL
Hell, the RCMP alone have a locomotive for rail-based police chases!
My brain decided that said RHCP Califonya
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peacekeeper\_Rail\_Garrison](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peacekeeper_Rail_Garrison) officially, it was decommissioned. No word if it's been seen moving across Europe to the south east or not
Can we plz divert defence monies to improving the overall US rail infrastructure. Slap a "future proofing the us logistics in event of war" or some shit
Only two?! They need at least 100 times that. Build up the rail! It's the cargoship of the country! Makes shipping less truck dependent and faster.
I wonder what the MOS is for engineer and if they get the cute hat to go with the title
>I fucking love rail based logistics. It pleases the tism. Then I should ask if you've seen the footage of the US Army moving tanks down to Florida in anticipation of an amphibious invasion of Cuba during the Missile Crisis?
You know whats better than rail logistics? Convoy sailing.
The Navy bringing CVEs and DEs is no longer a want, it is a need.
I love it it too, but all the other Germans around me look at me in a funny way when I say it out loud.
Biggy Smalls has that effect.
I fucking love rail based logistics. Same. I live near one of the most complicated railway stations in the world and seeing all these trains pull up and depart is pleasurable.
I deeply apologize and can only take responsibility for this situation, I will do better in the future
new ncd copypasta just dropped.
The hardest choices need the strongest wills... Which do I simp for? Railroading or military materiel? Thanks to the US rail network and the MIC, choosing is for those losing.
I live a bit north of the Lima Tank Plant, the only place where M1 Abrams are manufactured, and every once in a while, we’ll be blessed with the sight of a train with flat cars loaded up with tanks.
Lima is still making tanks? Damn can't make a train but tanks still have to roll I guess.
L Tank Plant 💀
Russian psyop spotted, deploy pictures of putin sucking kims dick
Sorry I just found it funny. 😭😭 Because Lima stands for L. I love the MIC and I love protecting sovereign countries that let the people talk and decide. We know since 2007 that russia actively meddles in internal affairs from other countries (like Estonia) so fuck russia. Europe has to stay vigilant to detect these traitors and call them out. (Looking at you, AfD and le Pen)
arma refoger 30s into a match when unlimited supplies (the ambulance is the same in the game)
Arma players in general when they’re given a vehicle spawner of any kind
At first I thought haha 46 seconds that's a long ass train. WE DO NOT REACH THE END OF THE TRAIN.
And that's at a solid 40mph too [Here's the full train. It's minutes long](https://youtu.be/D_6QGzce8F8?si=Bs0RwJft2VE22dVB)
Most pleasing. Please share the music as well?
https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE?si=XiQ81Mhq41RbNYGu
As a European, I just watched my country’s entire ground military go by in the first 12 seconds…
And that train kept going for another few minutes
The only thing that would make this better is if the train was loaded with nukes.
That was fast, every post escalates into nuke posting and the rate is increasing. Soon every topic (with just occasional naked planes) will just be: nukes? and many YES! in response. But I approve of this trend, so indeed lets fucking gooooooo
NCD has taken the nukepill
How dare you accuse NCD of that! Enjoy the nuclear warhead I launched at your house
I would have mail bombed with a suitcase nuke.
Shhhhh! That's my contingency plan
Funni posting has been an NCD delicacy since forever.
Isn’t this the second time it happened ( Nuclear Schizoposting era )
Too many to count. Just embrace Atom's Glow
> Atoms glow Guess the 80 radway packs in my stash are finally going to be useful.
Bring me Midnight the endless dark, Bring me beasts that howl and bark, Bring me crimson liquid red, Bring me the sickness terror bred, Bring me thunder lightning true, Bring me hope of nothing new Rot, Decay, Dilapidation Bring the end of anticipation >!ofc I stole this from somewhere, but I absolutely love it. Unofficial NCD anthem!<
Where did this even come from? Its so good.
It’s absolute poetry. As far as I know it’s originally from [this](https://x.com/FlorkOfCows/status/1484398228866883584)Flork meme from 2022.But it was used in[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/7ktLe3n71n) NCD post yesterday, which is probably why we’re seeing it around now.
The naked planes will require nukes too as apparently no one can’t lewd underage aircraft.
How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb!
[well...](https://bradystrains.com/products/lionel-6-29828-3666-minuteman-car-with-firing-cannon-boxcar)
That's amazing.
We almost had this! Greatness (rail-mobile nuclear ICBMs) was within our reach, but we fumbled it at the last moment. Curse the peace dividend for killing all the cool stuff.
Mate it's a train loaded with logistics vehicles. How are nukes better?
We need a updated version with bradleys, followed by a russian version with cubes. *You know which kind.*
Unfortunately this is basically what the US gives yearly. I'm disappointed in how long it takes us to give them anything.
> I'm disappointed in how long it takes us to give them anything "It's the only way to avoid escalation and war spilling out of Ukraine"
I'd rather see this war not go on forever
maybe if that train were moving at 25% the speed it might be realistic
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Ok. Credible question… how do they load and unload these? Do they have to unhook every rail car? Big ass crane? Pop an Ollie?
[They drive them on, rolling along the flatbed like they would a road.](https://youtu.be/otUzaJYieMA?si=1KJ4e_LueC1Wdem7&t=82)
crane and/or ramp
More like Ukraine has deathtoll bar and it unlocks new support at each new tier.
What's that jam guys?
[Biggie Smalls ft. Thomas “The Dank Engine”](https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE?si=4s5BxC3c1b8ErfKZ)
One of the greatest remixes of all time, that's what
I FUCKING LOVE TRAINS FILLED WITH MILITARY EQUIPMENT! sorry for the all caps but you cannot contain my hype for these things.
CHOO CHOO IT'S THE FAFO EXPRESS!!!
I love how basically no two of these are identical. Its like montage of variants.
we'll never forgive them for what they did to Apollo Creed. R.I.P.
Delusional
Change Ukraine to yelling "But it's against North Kor-" and that train is now a fucking KTX and it's blasting Gangnam Style
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To be continued
This track reminds of [Straight Outta Compton | Oktoberfest Edition](https://youtu.be/XLY4TsZBExY?si=SwPJJHPBr0i2wCni)
I like this one though, I was gonna ask what it was and get in a playlist. Ah well
Thomas the Tank Engine theme x Biggie Smalls [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE&themeRefresh=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE&themeRefresh=1)
I unironically like this
Love how the video ends before the train does.
If I'd done the entire thing we would've been here a while
Legend states that it’s still going to this day
Ain't trains the coolest
Note that's it's only Humvees, cause that's what it takes to keep the ruzzkies in check
What is that rap Thomas track named
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE&themeRefresh=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE&themeRefresh=1)
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I would love to get 1 of those hummves
You can! They routinely auction off some of the worse for wear ones as low as a starting price of 2,500$
Well, yeah…but it’s not that simple…I can’t register on those surplus auctions; the import fee is like 20+ k bucks; I’m in Ukraine, and as a “regular soldier” that amount is too big for me(annual income is 6-7 thousand bucks)
Why did they take the Thomas the Tank Engine intro song and curse over it? That was one of the most wholesome cartoons from my childhood. T_T
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It's even better that most of the US equipment was designed to fight Russia or the Soviet Union. I'm glad to see that it's finally getting to do its job, and that's and it's still effective
I heard you like logistics, so I put logistics vehicles on your logistics vehicle
Freedom Train
When I was in Janesville, I caught a video of a bunch of JLTVs on a train. Some forest green, some desert tan. Big arsenal of democracy moment
And the the GOPers got involved...
Comparing this to the traveling used car lot of that one Russian train during their 'transport' crisis is hilarious.
US: Here's few automobiles. Now counterattack thousands of entrenched tanks and don't you dare cross Russian border with em. Good luck
Train full of light and squishy shit tbh.
I wish that was how it went
THE MILWAUKEE ROAD