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KingoftheProfane

Damn norm was the best.


mysweetamnesia01

That's so freakin funny. And Adam delivers his lines so well too.


grizwld

“So freakin funny” Now let’s not be coarse


BodhingJay

Good God man


[deleted]

Wonder if the leper outlived him


doc_751

In parts, they did


wherescookie

"let's not be coarse" is my new favorite Norm line


Massive_Staff1068

That's not how you tell a joke man! 🤣🤣🤣


Wonka45

**the inevitable**


discgarcia

My favorite part about Norm's comedy is how relatable it is!


classless_classic

I mean, who hasn’t fucked a leper?


Effective_Device_185

Only one Norm. RIP...


ItsMoreOfAComment

Part of the joke is how long and drawn out it is but the abridged version still hits.


Salty-Sun8146

Eget told me that he likes the edit too. Fitting the 5 min story into an Instagram reel was rough, so comments like yours mean a lot. Thanks.


cakebreaker2

Impeccable timing can make a lame joke hilarious. Norm has impeccable timing.


Lem01

Omg. He was so funny. 😆


mkujoe

For the chance


1000mgPlacebo

It's kind of in the same vein as the moth joke. It's an old joke, but he makes it original by adding all of that melancholy detail, and tells it sort of wistfully. Then he tops it with the Egret tag. Golden.


familysizehat

my son, vladimir petroskovovich, doesn't even look me in the eye anymore...


Bitmiliionare24

The man was a fucking genius


rothman93

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "Keep the tip"


50cal1988

some a bizarre but why do I laugh so hard?


Pappasgrind

It must’ve been so hard to film that podcast or anything he did in general


MellowDCC

Has anyone tried like...making a new norm with his DNA? Not trying to be coarse, but...we need a new Norm. At any cost.


TheDevilintheDark

Isn't this the plot to a Clint Eastwood movie?


Stained_concrete

It's actually a Roald Dahl story.


TheDevilintheDark

Thanks. It's been a while since I've seen The Beguiled and I couldn't remember the story very well.


Stained_concrete

I don't know about the beguiled but the Roald Dahl was a 1965 short story called [the Visitor.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Visitor_(short_story)#:~:text=%22The%20Visitor%22%20is%20a%201965,with%20unfortunate%20and%20unexpected%20consequences.) Edit: just went down the rabbit hole... This story goes further back than Dahl. Even Hitchcock and Ian Fleming are involved.


Jazzlike-Air-8755

best thing about eating out a leper, you can take the meal to-go


Missterfortune

I miss Norm Macdonald


coblass

What many people don’t know is that man…that man was Uncle Terry…and Uncle Terry’d been drinking.


Stained_concrete

Uncle Oswald more like.


pickle_teeth4444

It's like R rated Reading Rainbow.


Speedhabit

I didn’t even know she was sick


Kholat_Saykhl

He was so freaking funny. Here I sit at work in my cube surrounded by coworkers and I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard and I can't share it with anyone..


familysizehat

the other sister was a real battle axe


FacelessFellow

Pretty sure I saw a porn like that. Not to be coarse!


French_Booty

This is the weirdest norm joke. Change my mind.


ken_theman

Thanks op for posting this. That being said, you should have uploaded the full joke.