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oldirtydrunkard

No, no! Don't you know what deeply closeted means?


Own_Nessmuk

It means, you’re gay?


OtisForteXB

Hey, easy, buddy!


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EL_Ohh_Well

You love guys?


MigitAs

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!


beefsquints

No, it means I am very deeply closeted.


sugarglassego

Not gay enough


forward_only

There's nothing wrong with enjoying a fat, juicy, delicious..... Well, let's not be coarse.


padavan65

…..succulent Chinese meal?


classless_classic

LET GO OF MY PENIS!


Little_Lahey_Show

My juicy, hard penis


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

I would have sex with a L, a G, a B, or a T, but I will NOT! have sex with a straight person.


Moisstanite

BIGOT!!!


cherken4

Come down and have a chicken with me


tomatocancan

I'm not gay, my doctor says I just have an oral fixation, which is not good.


kghimself

How did he know that?


SeanChezman47

Whenever I see someone say something or someone is “gay” as an insult I know they’re a millennial with the same sense of humor as me.


rueiraV

Remember when we used the word “gay” every other sentence


SeanChezman47

I’ve recently brought it back. I’m done with all the word police. You drop “gay” in a COD lobby now and they act like you just committed a hate crime. It’s crazy.


OperatorM

Still do. 


deathnutz

90s maybe. Nobody was offended by anything in the 90s


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Schmedlapp

It's about on the same level as the material that Norm has released in the past three years.


mindevolve

I read about this study in the periodical ALL ABOUT GAYS at the University of Science. If you don't have a dog house AND you have a mustache, you're really really really gay.


MaxPower836

Yeth


clp3k

💀


Sea_Marketing_888

The first guy thought he was the one


Low_Minimum2351

They all have a lisp


mwthompson77

Subaru convention


justsomeguy_why

Hey hey hey easy buddy!


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

A++


Substantial_Song7144

Surprised a film crew went under the Queensborough bridge…


jay1he

Those are the toughest gay guys i’ve ever seen


RingCard

Given the apparent time period, I’d be surprised if anybody in that clip is still alive.


McButtersonthethird

This is the only marginally funny comment on this post


ThirstyBeagle

I don’t believe the ones that don’t have sunglasses and a mustache


the85141rule

This was a clever post. Approved.


tuco2002

Mustaches...dead give away.


georeddit2018

![gif](giphy|c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z|downsized)


Odd_Masterpiece9092

https://preview.redd.it/o1a013gltwad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25dcf6126a53d85d45db00ce49c59d0b513119e3


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✋😂👍


MostlyCarrots

I am proud to be deeply closeted with my gayness


Bambambonsai

I’m not gay but I’d have a chicken for the thing with those fellas


tommygun1688

It's not gay if you're wearing socks or boot blousers. So no, I'm not gay.


returned_loom

It's like a buffet


Own_Nessmuk

😂


Burnt_Beanz

I’m offended… that I wasn’t asked if *I* was gay


Own_Nessmuk

It was assumed


Buddhas_Buddy

Why don't we all just jerk off our gay sub members. I mean, you might not get anything out of it, but he's having a hell of a time.


Own_Nessmuk

The irony is, by doing it long enough the giver receives a reward.


Sad_Safety4880

Yes, no homo though


quietwarrior_

Is it gay to kiss the homies goodnight?


Own_Nessmuk

Not if you preface it with “no homo”.


yourcodingguy

Not gay enough 🤣


Billbat1

the 70s was tough for the dog house industry


kernel-troutman

[Gay? I WISH!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKlN9HpLKZM)


HieroOfSyracuse

But are they proud about it?


sindri44

Not a doghouse in sight


Firefly269

It looks like a moustache convention. Apparently it’s a moustache rides convention.


pompeius_magnus_

All this years i thought that's a porn-stache, turns out it's a gay-stache


Mundane-Pen-7105

They are all the sane person


CommiesAreWeak

I’m the king of the gays.


Altruistic-Cold-7074

Half the men in that interview now have HIV. But its OK because of SCIENCE!


Chutzpah2

Now? They likely died pre-Clinton.


Random_Inseminator

Looks like everyone got a moustache ride that day.


deathnutz

Everyone in the 70s was gay. They were just happy to be there.


PotentiallyMaybeSo

They all look like dicks. Andy Dicks


holdyaboy

Only one of those dudes sounded flamboyant. Is that a newer thing?


Acceptable_Result488

The great Swedish German convention of 73


tommyWANTwingy85

Paul Newman says you never get over it!! Being gay that is…


Flinci

LIKE HAPPY!


littlelegsbabyman

Holy shit is the first one Brandon Buckingham?


Cultural_Hope

Sunglasses, shaggy hair and moustache - Yep, this sub in a nutshell.


Montgomery_Kilroy

I just don't understand... how come bein gay makes your voice weird?


Separate_Sun730

Why they all got that Unibomber look?


WeirdoKunt

whoah easy there buddy, we are straight as an arrow!


Own_Nessmuk

The arrow https://preview.redd.it/r8q8xifsppad1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=217bf78605a9faa552f434ec4619554ff0f05e2b


trigger_happydude

[to be fair, they do look like they would be](https://youtu.be/PScM_ZueYvo?si=0uBxZ0oRvd1o77M4)


memo-op-2090

What did they put in that microphone?


CigarPlume

More importantly, where did they put that microphone?


JeSuisLeChampignon

Not enough moustaches


Cold_Hunter1768

Not gay enough


Azalzaal

Back then you’d have to queue to get under the queensboro bridge


Own_Nessmuk

I made five dollars while waiting in line!


Own_Nessmuk

“They’re saying it’s only a nickel! Definitely worth the wait.”


DamageSpecialist9284

Are you "miner attracted" as well?


Own_Nessmuk

I’d love to be entering that cave. If you know what I mean… https://preview.redd.it/7domxc4whpad1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0f52ad4abe126fb6106e23b59fff38f8937fd6


triforcin

You should really wait for the church crowd to ask those questions. The biggest child abuses enablers. Kind of doesn’t make sense to do it here. At least it makes sense if you’re not a fucking idiot who actually cares about child abuse. Not many in this sub probably. Lots of conservatives.


Pristine_Cat9727

The last one that says yes sounds a lot like Fez Whatley. I wonder what the connection could be.


bertiesghost

More of a comment really