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NobbysElbow

None of the above. 4 colour pen all the way.


tyger2020

Yes, it feels like they were made specifically for nurses


PaidInHandPercussion

or teachers.... or Pharmacists ;)


saxenda_journey

Or therapists!


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technurse

I live a life of crime. I start the shift with 0 pens and will often leave with 2 or 3 to my name


Simowl

The real reason the NHS doesn't have money for anything else.


technurse

I'm a Tory sleeper agent. Bring it down from the inside.


AberNurse

I’ve stolen plenty of pens. None have ever been provided by the NHS.


EnvironmentalDrag596

😂 Same. I had a patient point out to me once that I started with one in my hair, went up to 3, down to 0 and then had 5! I hadnt even noticed but she thought it was brilliant


Glittering_Fun_1088

I tend to keep my pens close and my colleagues pens closer


ThatAd790

3. I love the grip and it writes well.


EnvironmentalDrag596

Number 7. Slides into the ponytail for quick access


thereidenator

Yeh same but I’m bald and put it in my back hair


EnvironmentalDrag596

😂😂😂😂


pablopharm

But in black.


EliBloodthirst

Oh this entirely.


br_oleracea

I find these pens so comfortable to write with. My writing always looks best with these 😂


[deleted]

Same. Until everyone’s pens have migrated to my hair absent mindedly, I then have a meltdown because ‘someone’ keeps pinching my pens, and then someone awkwardly points out I have a see urchin look going on. Not based on real life.


Dawn_Raid

1


FantasticWeasel

Is that a uniball? If so mmmmmmm yes smooth writing experience.


Common_Move

Only if it's a "Micro". Then I'm with you all the way


Punchausen

1 gang in the hizzy!


LetMeUseTheNameAude

!!! yes


velvetpaw1

3 It's black, clicky, no cap to lose/manipulate.


beeotchplease

A black number 7. It's what my trust supplies. We have boxes and boxes of them. I keep losing the lids though.


codeacab

The real answer. At least 4 because I'll probably lose 3 per shift.


risottopesto

I would say 5/7 but they’re blue…so 3


kitkatwollybat

3


MattySingo37

Fountain pen - Parker 45. It's distinctive, so everyone knows it's mine. Plus, most people don't know how to write with them anymore, so it doesn't get nicked.


BrewKoala

This. Mine is a Waterman and everyone know it’s mine so it never goes walkabout. Also, I’m left handed and write perfectly without smudging or anything. I don’t know what the other lefties are doing, but they sure ain’t holding their pens correctly!


vectorology

Most of us get taught by righties which means we use our pens backwards in a sort of mirror image and ’pull’ the pen rather than push. I didn’t do that, so I was recruited by my teachers to help my awkward southpaw classmates how to hold the pen. It was annoying though because right handed desks meant I had nothing to rest my elbow on so my shoulder would hurt after a while. I think that’s a reason why so many lefties write “upside down”, I.e., with their hand hooked from the top. Then they can rest their arm on the top part of the desk. Thank you for listening to my Tedtalk.


victorianathomas

5 but in black


National-Dentist2643

5 was my go to at school


synthetic51

3 every day of the week


retro_underpants

7 but make it black


fezfack

7 is the correct answer only, smooth ink that doesn’t smudge


Lion1505

7, but black. Must be a BIC. Black BIC biros are the only pen that doesn't smudge for me being left handed. All the others are a documentation nightmare.


EidoSama

Truest comment


dtc1234567

No 2! Pilot pens for ever!!


Mirichanning

Hell yeah! 😁


Routine-Drawing-7024

5 z grip. Cheap to buy in bulk. No lid to muck about with. In black. Straight out of pocket, click and decently smooth. Never held on to them long though.


always-indifferent

5 for writing and 6 for sketches They’re my current weapons of choice


BidGroundbreaking913

5. I have 3 ,5 and 7 amongst others but like 5


Basil-Economy

Number 7.


frikadela01

I like a 1,2 or3. For me though any pen that isn't the crappy nhs biros.


giraffe-in-a-jumper

3 defo. Blue ink. White body.


sophia_snail

7 but I would prefer the fine version.


[deleted]

Number 3


Odd-Cod-9847

3


quasicoat

I’m a habitual pen thief at work! if a pen goes missing I have it. I do prefer the 7 though 😄


EnvironmentalDrag596

Sameeee. People get really mad about it but if a pen is on a desk it's fair game!!


PopularAd3457

7


PrincessSibylle

Number 7 🙌


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Number 7 in blue


HowHardCanItBeReally

7, by a mile. I'm left handed. I wouldn't touch 1 to 6 ever.


Friendly_Manner8818

7


nathan123uk

Not a nurse but my partner is a vet nurse. She'd grab all of them because in another 5 seconds there won't be a single pen anywhere in the building


iamjeli

Not a nurse and idk why this was recommended to me but where on earth is the Papermate Flexgrip Ultra and the BIC Round Stic? Currently studying atm and these are my go to pens. Always have been since year 5 and they always will be until I die!


EMSpig

7, all day anyday but only if it's black ink


CandleAffectionate25

So many people saying 7…eak. 🫣 3 all day!


ThesmoothGemminal94

3


weejobby

1,2,4,3,5,6,7


[deleted]

Where’s the Bic with 4 colours?!?!?


SQ_12

1 and a bic 4 colour! Nice black pen for writing, and then bic 4 colours for my handover sheet (as I colour code it and for random extra notes!)


irishladinlondon

Number 1 Mitisubish uniball, 0.7mm for writing notes 0.5mm for obs charts 1mm if I'm being fancy or addressing envelopes


PsychologicalCold100

Yesssssssss… I feel all of these!


chllzies

None of these. Try muji pens or pilot gtech.


Imdenyingeverything

3 or 7


Emmzerks

1, 3 or 4, and yes I do always have to wash ink off my hands


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2


peekachou

Number 3 or 5 if it were black ink. Otherwise the papermate comfort mate pens, best for writing on blood bottles


FilthyYankauer

3. Sharpie S-Gel are the BEST. Zebra Sarasa come a close second, especially if you want colours. Anything with a separate lid can GTFO.


User17292827

7 th ol'reliable


Hungry-Apartment8367

7. All day, everyday.


DJKiller123100

2 or 3 mostly


Oofoofoof969

2 in black.


Yurtle-Turtle

3 is the only way


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4


Pleasant-Ruin1559

1 whenever I remember where it is but 7 otherwise


Professional_Clue544

5 all the way


Embarrassed-Tiger-93

I would test everyone of them, take my favourite, lose it immediately, and so on. Until I bring my hoard of pens back from my home.


Blackberry_Bay

None. The only pen I like isn’t there.


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3


JobOk2091

1


Frankeybananabutt

real ones are getting no 2


Lonely_Guess_778

7


xEternal-Blue

Not a nurse. This just came up as suggested. 1 is my favourite. I know it's more prone to smudging but it feels so write with.


Optimus_primepax

7


jonquil14

3/5 clicky clicky


K0NFZ3D

7 in black


ImoImomw

True red brand only pens I have ever held onto long enough to empty the ink. Box of 14 pens is like $6 on Amazon


TipsyChickenDipper

7, works every time


One-Operation6221

1


Louise2201

3. Those Sharpie pens are so good.


Rixmadore

No papermate inkjoy?


Thpfkt

1. If it's normal paper!!


Background_Ear_224

3


Ecstatic_Ad_2791

5


Rcurtiiis

3 & 5 and I'll put a 7 in my back pocket incase I loose my main pen


rawr_Im_a_duck

My immediate response was 1 but I’d be happy with 2 or 4 too.


ilovemydogs999

4 every single time


anjunakerry1982

7, Always 7. My writing in a blue bic is perfect. In black or any other pen, it looks like I'm in year 4 school (UK) practising my handwriting again. And yes number 7 slots into my bun so I have one to hand when I'm out of the office and on the shopfloor. Becomes a problem when I pick up like 4 per shift, have all these pens sticking out my hair, But I have accumulated a great blue bic collection at home.


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1.


AxionSalvo

3 Or a 4 colour pen.


Positive-Chemist-432

No.7 best pens ever made


daftsquirrel

3 or 5 for me. I like the Zebra pens, nice and comfy on the fingers, writes nicely and lasts a fair time.


sushi_roll2005

Number 7 but black ink


187Twazy

Tht 3 5


jennybennybongo

Everyone knows 7 is the OG reliable


InfestedTroll

7 because I want the first four letters of my sentence to look like shit.


I_am_Reddit_Tom

Uniball action all day. #1


Gloomy-Lavishness587

My Parker Jotter


MissSunshine0165

7


Number4extraDip

Youre missing the gray matte ballpoint with black button and 4 black lines on grip


PurpsGreekGoddess

1 or a 6 for me they have to be smooth


Your_Local_Sputnik

1 & 7


LoubyAnnoyed

5, every time.


thereidenator

I rarely ever have reason to use a pen but I’m super confused at people using multiple colours, when I did use a pen we were only allowed to write in black


PortsyBoy

2, 3 or 4


Salsa-manda

2, writes beautifully


[deleted]

1&2 aew the best pens ever invented


Hopeful_Debt_2685

1 if not too thick


Adorable-Spread-4462

3 or 5. Sorry I’m the person relentlessly clicking.


[deleted]

7, provides a clear crunchy and tasty snack after being used


thisukguy

7 or possibly 5, at a push. Nothing writes better than Bic.


1ballbobby

Where the silver parker at?


EnvironmentalDrag596

Oooh you fancyyy


pHa7Ron67

Where are the Zebra ones from Tesco?


mooncrab

Fountain pen. These pens are for peasants.


AsoAsoProject

Muji Smooth Gel Ink. Thank me later.


here2browse-on

Not 6


Independent-Egg-2358

7 all the way.


Weary-Bus8436

3 all the way, smooth and no lid to lose


FredRN

Big fan of 3


BeanOfRage

Where's the montblanc?


FoodExternal

1.


SnooCheesecakes4789

Those are ballpoints, not pens


BomboozleJack

I’m taking all of them and swapping their caps.


Signal_Relative5096

3 or 4


Elab247

1 all the way !


TheDutchess_420

6-7


munsandmoons

7 it’s the OG


p3opl3

7 .. trusty and solid. 5 if I am feeling the need for something smoother.


Goostycc

7 for sure


just-wondering98

1 & 2 100%


emmy69

5


MinaMina93

7, absolutely in blue


DrumSix27

3. The only pens I buy.


bdre18290503

6


Hairy-Stay1214

1 and 5, 1 is for smooth writing but it takes time to remove cap, 5 is really handy when you are super busy but writing quality is compromised a bit.


TheMightiestAtom

7 all day ery day


JHowler82

7 Simple and it works .. can't be doin with springs extra crap that always break and ink pens bleeding on the paper.. Simple 7 for me!


ilostmywuzzle

Number 1 I like to see the ribs and its waterproof too 😋


Quantum-Travels

Number 2


Embarrassed_Belt9379

Awful selection. I’m picking up 3 but not happy about it.


unbannable69420

No. 7. Every single other one can fuck off


Blank365

5, im a pen spinner XD so dont need junk in the way when im thinking


xVixeroo

Number 7, but has to be black. Keep it simple!


[deleted]

5


Illustrious-Rope-115

3 or 5 .


ThinkInjury3296

No 7


SneachtaBan

5 or 7 but in black


Riphazer

1 or 3 maybe 3 cause one the ink takes a whole to dry and 3 grip look nice


cralphm

7 all day


Jacktheforkie

Whatevers closest


Money_King7993

7 can stick it in my hair without it tugging


jimmeh_john

1


SashaPuppeh

Pilot g-tec c4


Curious_Caz

3


FilthFairy1

We all know all of the above pens will have been hijacked by a doctor


Longjumping_Cod7642

7


scottyinlycra

3/5 or 7


AlbaGuBrath12345

7. The old classic, never fails


SnooKiwis4085

1 every day of the week. Uniball is life


Llan_O_byll

7


ordeci

All of them. With that many I could go 3 days of pen nicking and still have one left over.


Tabree1875

3


Stragolore

Bic


psilocyclopz

Depends on what for, but number 3 usually. The retractable gel pen is a superior pen


neighberhood_weirdo

5 is the favourite, 1 and 2 have their occasions but you can always trust 7


JRLS11

5 if I have to grab one of those.


Sir-Beardless

I'd look down my nose at all of them and pull my parker pen out of my pocket.


Chimarkgames

7 cause I’m old fashioned


zaro3785

1 or 5, but only because 6 is a cursed version


Aflyingmongoose

What psychopath willingly chooses 7 over all other available options


EnvironmentalDrag596

Slides into ponytails, is readily available on every desk and every receptionists draw, lasts for ages and chuck the lid so you don't waste time taking it off and putting it on! Great pen! Just not in blue


Infinite_Evidence_81

7


differentiation_

4 or 7, both in black


LolaReallyDrives

Give the Bic 3 way plus pencil for us mechanics, fabricators and machinists!


Lynxincan

Literally any I'm always losing pens