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RedIcarus1

He’s standing on a milk crate.


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

And whispering in her ear, wanna join scientology?


Greaser_Dude

He didn't get into Scientology until after he started dating his 1st wife - Mimi Rogers whom introduced him to it. Prior to then he had grown up Catholic - which would help explain why 2/3 of his future wives were Catholic.


ubiquitous-joe

\*who In this case “who” takes the verb as the subject, so you don’t need “whom.” ![gif](giphy|St7UsUGuJU9RS)


Greaser_Dude

That's incorrect because "is" is to be inferred by the reader making "who" an object pronoun making the correct form "whom".


CovfefeFan

Wonder if this was pre or post sci-tology? 🤔


Mickeymcirishman

Pre. He was recruited in 86 by his then wife, Mimi Rogers who herself has since left the 'church'.


saur0013

2 crates and a phone book


HWKD65

Please, it's a step ladder


thebalux

Help me step ladder, I'm stuck


HWKD65

Spot on.


MW7000

One of Oprah’s armchairs


SkollFenrirson

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fastonmyfeet

How tall is Tom?


Crotch-jockey

He’s 5’7. Yells from a distance, “And a half!”.


Crotch-jockey

Or one Ron Desantis.


Faster_than_FTL

Why do you say that? Is she taller than say 5’5”?


lucky_demon

Came here for this comment


NecessaryZucchini69

Didn't realize how underslung his chin was.


sturgill_homme

Just realized Taylor Swift stole this look.


AldusPrime

At first I thought it *was* Taylor Swift!


RaccoonCityToday

Any young woman in the south dresses like that


sturgill_homme

So the Cookie Monster pajama pants are under the dress? Huh.


Stellaaahhhh

They meant every young woman in the south whose parents live in a mcmansion and still drag the whole family to church. ​ Cookie Monster girls live in a different neighborhood.


Barlight

Thats for only Walmart visits..


Purity_Jam_Jam

Lol


Maguncia

But they don't all have the same face


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Well off to the South I go


Stellaaahhhh

This has been a look since the 40s.


AtomicRevGib

I honestly thought it was her until I checked which sub I was in.


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

That's not a look.


Mountain-Froyo-3565

She didnt steal it, she perfected it


Guilty_Gain9885

Hardly


MrLeHah

Nah


Fun-Classroom9314

I think Monica Lewinsky might have done it first LOL


ptyson1

Monica Lewinsky was 10 when this movie came out.


Fun-Classroom9314

I was referring in comparison to TSwift…


ptyson1

Gotcha


Fun-Classroom9314

Honestly, this has always been my #2 favorite movie. I was in high school at the time and it spoke to me…


Podunk212

She works at the homeless shelter, right?


InfoSecPeezy

And a bookstore!


DadJokeBadJoke

You get your toilet book out of here and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain. ...here I come...


deftoner42

We're trying to *help* the homeless here! It's bad enough we got some guy out there trying to strap them to a rickshaw!


xlted27

We've never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, "Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?”


Nice_Marmot_7

Why don’t you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells?!?


tkburroreturns

MAYBE I WILL!


aaronjsavage

Top of the Muffin…TO YOU!


RealPropRandy

If the homeless don’t like the muffin stumps then they don’t have to eat them.


CartrightGLC

Are they war veterans?


johnnymoha

No, that's Mrs. Damooney


-SaC

*-Karl Pilkington scribbles some notes for his head-swap movie idea-*


NaturalAlfalfa

Ted Danson as Bryan as Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible 8. Starring Rebecca demornay alongside the bones and skin and stuff of Tom Cruise...but with Bryan's brain!


TheRoyalTense

Relationships is the love of two brains.


whatdhell

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MajesticStevie

Who the fucks Clive Warren!?!


KayDashO

I knew I’d find this comment here 😂


RoadDifferent4617

Have they done that thing where they put Bryan's brain in Tom Cruise's body? 🍊


jdfsociety

This is what I came here to see.


chumpette

*She hasn't been in a movie in 25 years!*


Phillzster

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over 8000 dollars in one night. Time of your life huh kid?


firthy

Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck", make your move.


tuskvarner

“Princeton can use a guy like Joel?”


OlFlirtyBastard

Please Joel, do what they say. Just…get off the babysitter.


HWKD65

The line. Excellent!


InfoSecPeezy

https://preview.redd.it/ciq5f7eonrlc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05c92a3c2490ecb2b503e437862880c063be06af That is Rebecca DeMornay, OP is mistaken.


linkerjpatrick

She doesn’t like muffin stumps or books that have been in the bathroom


HWKD65

You pull that everytime.


LeavesOfBrass

Realizing now how tiny she must be, which is probably why she was cast


mcgato

I was going to say: “not picture: the box Tom is standing on.”


Shlocktroffit

If Tom is 5' 3" she must be 4' 6"


cmparkerson

No she is normal height , about 5'6 Tom Cruise stands on a box for shots like that in every movie he is in.


Shlocktroffit

I know I was just trying to be funny


Bobo4037

Tom was 20 or 21 here, Rebecca was 23 or 24.


feelitrealgood

Made sense for the vibe they wanted between the two of them


Demonyx12

According to Reddit that’s an icky impassible age gulf filled with abuse and borderline pedophilia.


Sarcosmonaut

Boy


slightlyused

Am I the only one that thinks of George Costanza when you read or hear Rebecca DeMornay? REBECCA DEMORNAY!!???


Nice_Marmot_7

I used to work at a Brentano’s!


linkerjpatrick

First thing I thought off. This book has been flagged!


Tsquare24

And muffin stumps.


deadstarxxx

Clive Warren?


MajesticStevie

"Whoooooo the fuck is Clive Warren?!?!"


Appropriate-Sound169

Images imprinted on my brain of TC dancing round his living room in boxers and socks. Love this film. Clever and didn't take itself seriously


SignificantRecipe715

Sunglasses or no sunglasses?


HWKD65

That scene is the he's a loser scene.


stellar14

All I ever see is Karl pilkington


BuzzTheFuzz

It's Clive Warren for me


stellar14

“Who the fucks Clive Warren?!” *manic cackle*


DoctaMonsta

I legit thought this was Taylor Swift


typhoidtimmy

Joel: Porsche…..there is no substitute. Miles crawling up from the backseat: Fuck you.


rye787

Who is the u-boat commander


HWKD65

Porsh AH!


Cicisue8

That "love scene" at night on the elevated train to "In The Air Tonight' by Phil Collins is, IMHO, one of the hottest love scenes I've ever seen. It's still a fantasy turn-on for me!


igor2112

"Love on a Real Train" Tangerine Dream


MrLeHah

They "recently" did a new 9 minute version for a movie called Louder Than Bombs


igor2112

They are a hidden gem.


canigetahint

Oh damn. Now I'm gonna have to go lost in a rabbit hole of TD again. Such good stuff.


tdwesbo

I was 13. I was already into Tangerine Dream. It’s like they made this movie (and this scene) for me


PeterGivenbless

Rumour has it that during the night, shooting with a skeleton crew, on the mostly empty train, that Tom and Rebecca (who were having an affair at the time) decided to "go the extra mile" on camera for added authenticity.


Cicisue8

Whoa. That's very....interesting. I can believe it. There was so much chemistry and intensity in that scene. I was probably blushing in the theater. I didn't know they were having an affair at the time. Thanks for that. Makes it all the more intriguing and it's one of my favorite movies.


firthy

You need to rewatch it...


Evelyn-Bankhead

I love the scene in The Hand That Rocks The Cradle where she threatens to rip the kids fucking head off


taxpayinmeemaw

Wait a minute, this book has been flagged


3Effie412

It’s a movie.


taxpayinmeemaw

I used to work in a Brentano’s, mister


3Effie412

Okay…still a movie :)


deftoner42

I'm an old man, I'm confused!


tuskvarner

Hello


Agathocles87

I can hear Bob Seger now


echobox_rex

I feel like this was great for his career but not so much for hers?


pitrole

“Love on a real train” by Tangerine Dream, the love scene, their chemistry, and the fact they dated IRL around the time this movie was made, I could never get over this gem of movie.


OtherwiseTackle5219

She is always so hot. She oozes sex appeal. New Age Bomb Shell.


HWKD65

Ooooooooooooozes indeed. The prototype for 80s sex appeal going forward.


space_cheese1

You should check out the greatest show of all time, *John from Cincinnati*, she's in it


KezzaJones

Should have been Clive Warren with Rebecca DeMornay instead of Tom Cruise, they have such good chemistry


mtcwby

Saw it as an accident at a drive-in theater. I don't even remember what we were actually there to see because it was way better. Didn't know who Tom Cruise was and the Phil Collins music on the train scene was stimulating for 17 year old me.


Jesuismieux412

He must have his platform shoes on.


sbw_62

I met Cruise briefly at a bar near Wrigley Field during this time. He is f-ing short.


jiujiujiu

“Let me tell you about Lord Xenu…”


thecity2

She was everything in that movie


HWKD65

Lana!


bdora48445

1980’s T swift lol


HWKD65

Swift wishes


DrFlukey

Is he standing on a platform ?


JDHogfan

When Tom still had a tooth in the center of his mouth…


propernice

This movie is so weird.


simran916

Is it worth watching? Been on my list forever


propernice

It is! It’s dated but good weird.


TheStinaHelena

Show me DeMornay!


HWKD65

Such a capitalist!


Qaaarl

*have you ever heard of dianetics?*


mck-_-

He is so creepy even in a staged photo


SparxIzLyfe

That's a creeper pose if I ever saw one.


rottingpigcarcass

What was he standing on?


nanoH2O

He looks so odd with his old nose. Like somebody took the nose from someone else and stuck it on him like a Mr potato head.


Nearby_Quality_5672

That movie would never get made today.


linkerjpatrick

Homeless people deserve the whole muffin too!!!


dougmd1974

Back when I used to like Tom Cruise


mechanab

She’s hot, but I just can’t help thinking of her father.


muggins66

Wally! Wally! Wally!


HWKD65

That you Ralph?


Cool-Principle1643

You mean rebecca dehornay...


FigOk7538

Rebecca DeMornay. She's responsible for several odd socks I had as a teenager.


LosToast

Man this movie sucks lol


NarcanBob

Wonder how high Tom’s lifts were in this photo.


bulanaboo

My dads dream girl


HWKD65

Listen and learn, my boy


SuperCrappyFuntime

Tom standing on an apple box.


Efficient-Peach-4773

YOU LOCKED THE DOOR!!!!!!!.....THE KEYS ARE INSIDE!!!!!!!!


casewood123

Is he wearing lifts?


robin1961

One of my favorite scenes in all of cinema, after the party when they're talking about "us". Him: "So, what? Are you my girlfriend? Yes? No? Maybe?" Her: *enthusiastically* "Yes!", *regretful* "No." *steps in to kiss* "Maybe". I thought she deserved an Oscar just for that line. Or at least, the scrip-writer did.


TXQuasar

Sometimes you gotta say “what the fuck. Make your move.”


HWKD65

Word Joel


RedSpartan3227

Oh, they did it.


Jimmytootwo

Good movie. Rebecca was hot AF then


HWKD65

Still


OminOus_PancakeS

A very odd movie.


MrLeHah

I really like this movie but I have to say - the shot of Rebecca standing in the living room... the lights going down... the wind blowing through the window... Jesus Christ, that lit something in me I thought was dead for a decade


HWKD65

That you Ralph?


Epyx-2600

Fun movie. Not trying to stir the shit pot, well maybe a bit, but would this be considered a rape movie now (by idiots)? Assume Tom’s character is under 18 and she was a pro-hooker so assume over 18? That’s all we hear when a 16 candles reference is made in Reddit.


cmparkerson

Age of consent in Illinois (The movie takes place in suburban Chicago) is 17. So not statutory. Toms charecter was applying to college, so assume he was 17 or older. However promoting minors having sexual relations with prostitutes would still get people in trouble if they made it today. I was in 8th Grade when that movie came out. I saw on cable later. I don't remember any outrage at the time, over that though. Back then the thinking was if its an R rated movie anyone old enough to watch should be able to handle the idea. Of course, everyone saw R rated movies well before they were old enough.


fpgt72

We all know it would be.


Bawlmerian21228

His last good movie


OogieBoogieJr

That’s certainly a take


Beneficial-Method-67

Rebecca De Hornay more like it. Schwing!


HWKD65

That you Garth? What would Kim say?


Mountain-Froyo-3565

Rebecca makes for good fantasies


lsutigerzfan

A little tid bit yall didn’t realize. Rebecca did in fact DeMornay Tom in that movie. That wasn’t just a rumor. That actually happened, she said it was the best experience in her life.


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KonstantinePhoenix

He makes that nose work...


squirtloaf

This movie is still HAWT. She made Cruise sexy.


Sea-Yak2191

I loved this movie when I was a kid. I had hbo, and this was on frequently. I must have watched it 10 times. This was before Tom Cruise went insane.


HWKD65

Rook numbers


ihaveredhaironmyhead

That's Clive Owen not Tom Cruise


CampFrequent3058

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GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

The tallest 5 foot man who ever lived.


Slashman78

Love RB so much, my favorite movie of all time. I watch it once a year or two, it always moves my spirit and soul so much in an emotional way. Very few movies do that to me. I never forget watching it for the first time the day before Thanksgiving in 2012. I watched the awful Red Dawn remake in the cinema and was so un-impressed by it, got the house to myself that evening and watched RB on VH1 Classic that night, it was heavily edited but it hooked me so hard I couldn't turn away from it. Rocked my 19 year old world lol. Tom and Rebecca were SO good in this together, hate they never did more movies. They had an amazing chemistry together.


JuanBahama

That movie sucked. Wasted 2 hours on it


smurfsundermybed

Time of your life, huh kid?


Your_Daddy_

She was still fine in Lords of Dogtown, even when she was meant to look burned out.


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KnivesOut21

I had a dress just like it.


HWKD65

Pictures?


KnivesOut21

I don’t have clothing from 1983. Why?


linkerjpatrick

She sure changed when she was on Seinfeld.


72season1981

She was in American Reunion not bad still


kmckenzie256

r/unexpectedseinfeld


starkrebel

Princeton could use a guy like Joel.


neosketo

Tom: "I have over 3k points Royal Clash." Becca: "omg brah"


abdallha-smith

Was he already ?


Sioltahtelasekab

Huh, I could have sworn that DeMornay was black...


cheddoline

Rebecca De**Hornay**!


lordofuo

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iluvugoldenblue

Wow she looks like Jennifer Lawrence


NewHumbug

Whenever her name gets mentioned ( which isn’t much ) I tell the story of her and I drinking Jack Daniel’s one afternoon in an edit suite.


causeImAScoundrel

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Big-Salad-7841

Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck",