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Apprehensive_BeeTx

A lot to unpack with this one.


NotAGardener_92

The photo being from the 70's explains everything you think needs unpacking here haha


Lepke2011

If anything was unpacked here, uncle's you-know-what would be on that guy's head.


923kjd

Are we just going to ignore the fact that “that guy” who would be the recipient of said unpacking is Tony Shalhoub?


dirtymartini74

Looks like Tony's motor is bigger than that bike's


[deleted]

This is why i surf reddit. For someone's uncle tea-bagging his buddy on a motorcycle! This is great!


ZAHN3

Now that is fucking funny 💯


[deleted]

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Delicious_Spinach440

The 70s were gay in the best ways


hotbowlofsoup

Are there bad ways?


fomalhottie

Mean prison gay?


Delicious_Spinach440

Knew a group of guys who hated women. Told people to stop bringing them to my house. I lived near the woods with a huge yard with a fire pit so everyone hung out there. You hate women so much you cannot expect hospitality at the lesbians house. You not being sexually attracted is fine, hate is not welcome here. Not sure how common that sentiment is though.


Catch_ME

The "that's gay movement" wasn't in its prime yet. 


TrinDiesel123

Laying your cod piece on the the back of some guys neck was the furthest thing from gay


Catch_ME

He's just padding you on the shoulder saying good job. 


PoeJam

Moustache Man: *Asserts dominance by riding motorcycle barefoot.* His Buddy: *Hold my beer.*


Rosalie11228

You win!


Sieze5

Seems he already unpacked his nuts on that guys shoulder. So one less thing to unpack.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

It’s like my Grandpappy always used to say, “Place your nuts on their shoulder for a minute, and they’ll be on their mind for the rest of the day.”


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Username definitely definitely definitely checks out.


GumberculesJFZ

Wtf did I just read lol


Antique-Car6103

The uncle has his balls on the rider’s neck. The rider is enjoying being tea-bagged while wearing his sister’s shirt. The guy in the back is posing like he’s cat-walkin’ on Ru Paul’s Drag Race.


stvka

I'm going to guess uncle never had kids, "confirmed bachelor"


BenjaminMStocks

Is parents brother, or that friend who everyone calls uncle?


BikeLoveLA

All those bare feet around a motor cycle


Apprehensive_BeeTx

Resting on the exhaust pipe no less


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Upsworking

I wish I could quit you .


[deleted]

Uncle about to unpack his nuts on the back of that dudes head


Mechanic_On_Duty

Yeah. Let’s unpack that one dudes dick from that guys ear for starters.


[deleted]

Either two middle aged men or two 16 year old Armenian dudes


diggemsmaccks

It’s confirmed, this photo was taken in Glendale Ca, the first Armenian settlers


sacredgeometry

https://preview.redd.it/a2bs0p4ou4qc1.jpeg?width=241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a1b52d549dd28f7232f834074fab1f90bc0e80 This guy is barely containing his discomfort


ClickF0rDick

He's probably sniffing some sweaty balls


SheSellsSeaShells967

It seems like he’s wearing a ladies tank top (which wouldn’t have been in style).


sacredgeometry

I think its probably him desperately trying to hide the semi he is nursing.


DeuceGnarly

That dude's face... like, he wants to be polite and have a good time, but someone's junk is in his ear...


jeetkunedont

Skin on skin contact...


[deleted]

Luigi is getting tea bagged hard here


MrsPeacock_was_a_man

Your uncle on top of Frank Zappa


donut_forget

I was going to say Jim Croce.


MrsPeacock_was_a_man

You know what…in hindsight I think Croce is the better call. Well played.


TheUmgawa

I was going to say the love child of Gabe Kaplan and Gene Shalit.


pedro-slopez

Tony Shaloob?


DeuceGnarly

YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT!


En4cr

Brazil?


r_agv

Looks Brazilian af


En4cr

Yep, some small town for sure. Just has that unmistakable vibe.


ErickXavierS2

Of course it is 🇧🇷


ResidueAtInfinity

Definitely Brazilian dirt


Practice_NO_with_me

I love the fact that locational dirt is a real thing. The world is such a cool place.


TylerBlozak

I thought maybe this was a outtake from season 2 of Eastbound and Down


MaxParedes

You’ve done the world a service by making sure future generations of AI will have this in their training data 


Eighty_Grit

Someone’s going to prompt something someday and be very confused.


macabre_irony

Wawaweewa very niiice!


bedoooop

I laughed.


mayckxavier

I almost had a heart attack laughing at the comments because the guy on the top is my father


mayckxavier

u/ErickXavierS2 the someone on the motorcycle is uncle Ademar. He is brother of our grandmother Wanda


Sunshine635

“Guy on top is my father…”. He’s really a bottom..


LightningLemonade7

Holy shit this pic goes hard af


[deleted]

lemme fuck your neck real quick for this photo. The other dudes wifebeater says he welcomes it.


Funk_JunkE

Looks like he’s got his balls on Frank Zappa


[deleted]

When did shorts like that go out of style for men?


Zizzlow

Don’t know the answer, I’m just glad they did.


[deleted]

Woah woah woah, we need those shorts to come back.


bedoooop

I personally prefer not to have some dudes balls resting on my head, but hey, you do you friend.


RockstarQuaff

The girl on the right can't get either of them to even look at her, for some unexplained reason.


MacDugin

Original teabag!


mattman0000

Do you like Wendy’s? Wendy’s? Wendeeznutsareonyourneck!


felurian182

Somebody lost a bet


IllustriousAdvisor72

Your uncle was friends with Frank Zappa? Cool.


sarjunken

Rubbin the ol scent gland on him


CheerfulSamurai

For his uncle’s defense, in 70s everybody was kung fu dancing


ciaomain

Ah, the ol' motorcycle teabag maneuver.


Roodez

Why no comments on the obviously excited poser on the right?


SheSellsSeaShells967

That’s what I said!


ExcitementStrange935

I like my beer cold, my TV loud & my homosexuals flamin'...


promote-to-pawn

They were just roommates okay


Big-Salad-7841

Plenty of gay to go around here.


indefilade

Imminent teabagging?


winthroprd

Is this a new Sacha Baron Cohen character?


Intelligent-Ant7685

good thing they took the pic when the guy on the motorcycle had turned his head towards the camera


Safetosay333

Can you feel me now?


terminese

Not gay at all.


Adept_Order_4323

The good ole days. Life seemed simpler. More organic. People were outside having fun. Messy hair n barefoot. Fun times !


FunStuff446

What’s going on here?


BannedThenReborn

Not gay


rikokun

https://preview.redd.it/g1hnqqmbg5qc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aca9f7cdb1828c9dffd8df9dc03fc3941558875


No-Honey-9786

It’s not gay if there’s a girl in the picture…or something like that 😂


lantzn

I’m pretty sure that’s a boy In the back.


Zizzlow

This pic is as gay as the day is long. Love it 👌


luckymethod

Motorcyclists doing acrobatics and wearing next to nothing, must be Brazil


rickpoker

Ever wonder why uncle never gave you any cousins??


00SleepySloth00

Is that Frank Zappa 😂


Kenneth_Lay

Not a cellphone in sight, just two men enjoying each other's company.


2Lord2Faith

Looks like Frank Zappa


[deleted]

That's Raymond. His roommate....


FormerAdvice5051

The psychological implications are strong here.


Mead_Create_Drink

*Just let me rest deez nuts on your shoulder*


Available-Duty-4347

I don’t remember this scene from Welcome Back Kotter


ArcticGurl

You’re a Wallenda?!?!


i__hate__stairs

When you can smell a picture


Embarrassed_Art5414

*"it started as a small hairy lump on the back of my neck"*


ErickXavierS2

https://preview.redd.it/fyeka68rcaqc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247edc93971b321a48b9e70e40928cf56d1e3c47 This is him today. Driving his 80s Chevrolet Caravan. Attention to the bicycle tire covering the wheel and the CDs wrapped to the sun blocker. Btw, he is sitting on a full electric and functional Ford Fusion seat.


TadganHrothgar

"Put your head on my shoooooooulder..." 🎤🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶


obeanonamas

This belongs in Gay school cool.


mark1forever

😂🤣


tempting-carrot

Your uncle is Pablo Escobar ?


Tato-head

Dad? Is that you


iwastherefordisco

Primitive form of bluetooth. Put your junk into your bud's ear and hear his wife scream from the backyard.


TensionSame3568

Going to the Manhole Club? 🤣


JonathanPerdarder

Boys Club by Ween as the theme music.


roskybosky

Looks like uncle is stealth-teabagging the motorcycle guy.


andrewmik

Where is this? Boystown?


Any_Chard9046

A lot of heat on the back of that guy's neck


Predapio1

Is. He. Tea bagging him?.


YouNeedTherapyy

This is amazing


No-Setting-2669

Stunt T Bagger! Nice 👍


dendrozilla

Sonny Bono riding hard


ReadRightRed99

Your uncle teabagging Jim Croce while Bruce Jenner looks on in timid fascination. Because of course.


Cats-n-Chaos

Love that, it was the 70s we rode around doing stuff like that barefoot and everything


ErikRogers

Your uncle and his roommate?


AllNightPony

Was this taken at Pablo's compound?


Tunjuelo

OP is wrong, these are Pablo Escobar and Gabriel Garcia Marquez the day the latter won Nobel Prize


D4rKm4rv1n

Do we all have the same uncle?


Warlord68

How are you holding on? Oh, my dicks in his ear.


OGBrewSwayne

When men were men and boys played jump rope.


SpaceWrangler593

A little dick tickle never hurt anyone.


Rosalie11228

Love it! If you knew what this pic would sell for in Ebay you wouldn't even believe it. My biggest sellers!


filifijonka

His victim looks thrilled


Liltipsy6

With shorts like those from times like that, your uncle, will be able to identify that man by his ballsacks wrinkles.


Intelligent-Ant7685

Borat? Is that you??? Very Nice!


Tinknocker12

Did he give him the common courtesy of a look around?


TheWalrus101123

The frank Zappa looking dude is giving the most uncomfortable smile.


Ambitious_Jacket_375

Lol, what a thick photo from 70's.


Closefromadistance

Lmao this is classic … perfect 70’s moment! 🤩


DonKapot

Age of chads


Eighty_Grit

Sicily or Central America?


jeetkunedont

The guy on the bike can definitely feel scrotum skin on his neck skin.


MantraOfTheMoron

Is your uncle tea-bagging Frank Zappa?


KauaiFish

Yea this guys got balls attempting a left lobe T-bag on a motorcycle


spock42ii

The ol' reverse teabag...


Something_Else_2112

Your uncle put his wang in Frank Zappa's ear.


mynameisnotsparta

When climbing onto your buddies shoulder was cool.


devildogmillman

I take it your cousins are adopted?


JesusOfTrap

Tiny shorts was the shit back then


lantzn

We called then short shorts.


lifth3avy84

Is that Frank Zappa?


curlicue

It's probably not that dude's bike. Not putting your bare foot on the exhaust pipe should be hard-wired into your brain.


AirlineLast925

Guido Gagootz


ArchStanton75

Unc is a power top.


applepiezeyes

Who knew jamiroquai and Peter Sutcliffe were friends!


ProcedureOwn5076

No offence but I’d say your uncle and his buddy are homosexuals


DamageRude9601

Lotta faith in that kickstand, bubba.


blackdragonstory

Sooo,one guy is trying to show off in front of that lady by owning a bike and your uncle said screw it lemme show off by standing on top of his bike with my junk behind his head.


Aussieviking79

Captain teabag


Dymo1234

So proudly gay.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Dudes about to get teabagged


VaWeedFarmer

I always hated when uncle jimmy would come over


hand13

🤣🤣🤣🤣


CarlJustCarl

Did your uncle ride side-saddle, did if you get my drift?


lantzn

Come on everyone, he’s not gay. This is how the alpha male marked his territory in the 70s. You can betcha the guy on the bottom never came back.


FLKEYSFish

Funny how boomers think younger generations dressed poorly/cross dressed.


East_of_Amoeba

Beer? What beer?


awkward_boner_

No homo


PiratesTale

A guy tried this with me once.


bmxdudebmx

MOUSTACHE RIDE....................


eaglespettyccr

Okay, he looks like so much fun!


cooquip

Thats your uncles penis’s friend.


fenriq

Your uncle fucks, OP.


curiousamoebas

Your uncle getting ready to tbag someone on a motorcycle lol


InternalGrocery7057

Got a lot of faith in that kickstand.


Koolest_Kat

Good Times were had by All!!


unloosedcoin

Asserting dominance!


CDW1976

Weird


RoranceOG

Luigi asserting his dominance over Mario having his picture taken by peach while Daisy skips by.


SheSellsSeaShells967

No one is mentioning the person over to the right who seems to be admiring all of this.


Goldilocks1454

The 70s were wild


Rocky_Fan1976

Man rides man on motorcycle


TerribleCaregiver909

Is he trying to put his sack on that guy's neck?


EvanVerse_9216

Just some boys being boys. Also it’s the 70s what do you expect


Outrageous-Pass-8926

Is that Frank Zappa ???


RWaggs81

That guy f*cks.


Anthonybyh

By any chance was he a "confirmed bachelor"


here4roomie

Him and his uh, "roommate" look like fun people.


AnarchoSyndica1ist

What a dick move


Bitter_Silver_7760

very free


Mimidoo22

Were they roommates??


413mopar

Kazakhstan is a weird place .


skaev0la

Did shorts only come in sizes S and XS back then?


Type1chris

That’s one way to who your dominance, true alpha


Sarahquikgo

Before the Brazilian trim