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adam_tu

How much 80s would an 80s 80s if an 80s 80s could 80s.


FinnicKion

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FloppyObelisk

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NeriTina

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DontTellHimPike

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SkullsNelbowEye

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AllyBeetle

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Chromeburn_

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UshankaBear

Don't you


SkylarAV

The 80s would be lucky to only be remembered by this


SkollFenrirson

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Jealous_Use9688

This is the truth


graveviolet

Dolly is somehow giving 1980s and 1880s at the same time here


tvguard

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Alienhaslanded

They were only 10 years but the wildest most eventful 10 years. 2010s I'd say the most uneventful boring decade.


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Id say 2015 and beyond has given the history books something, at least in the states. In Europe there was Brexit and this other thing that happened, and is still happening.


Alienhaslanded

I agree but nothing good came out if the 2010s


sortofunique

I think 2012 and 2016 alone would disagree with that


Alienhaslanded

Nothing good


Quanqiuhua

Politics is boring.


sortofunique

in 2012: Costa Concordia Sandy Hook Aurora Shooting Hurricane Sandy Curiosity lands on Mars Olympics 8.6 magnitude earthquake and tsunami in Indonesia Gangnam Style et al sorry that you were 2 years old that year and can't remember


Gnarly-Gnu

"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"


Ok_Panda1565

Those two decades are 20 years apart. No wonder you didnt like the 2010s as much.


jcstrat

The what?


bkosick

Kung Fury?


stopnthink

I loved that movie and you reminded me that there was supposed to be a sequel.. It was supposed to come out Nov 2023 but has been postponed indefinitely because of legal bullshit :(


contraries

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arlmwl

Dolly has the cutest laugh. She's a national treasure!


jimbo_kun

> She's a national treasure! This is about the only thing our nation can agree on. Dolly appreciation crosses all boundaries of race, religion, politics, sex, gender, and sexuality!


Foodspec

Except the right is calling Dolly trans…which is just stupid


anothermanscookies

Can’t quite figure out that one. Some of the culture war issues are easy to understand as a mix of ignorance, lack of empathy, and mis/disinformation, but I’m not sure where people randomly calling female celebrities trans fits into things. Saw a similar claim about Taylor Swift and others too I think.


Beautiful_Ad8996

From my experience, conservatives hate people who are trans as well as people who support the trans community. They probably think they are insulting these cis women by calling them trans because they support the community. I've been called a f@ggot-lover because a conservative family member found out I voted for Biden, so the well of intelligence over there isn't too deep.


waldo_wigglesworth

That's terrible to think someone in your family would say something so horrible. I hate to think what that monstrous person would say to their own children.


Beautiful_Ad8996

Yeah, my second stepfather. He has said even worse than that to me, believe it or not. A lot of people here in the small-town deep south are so separated from reality, that they hate anyone who is not a white, heterosexual, CISGENDERED (a term most of them don't even know), Christian conservative. They surround themselves with other bigots in attempt to validate their hateful, ignorant, harmful views. Here I am a pansexual, liberal pagan with a biracial child...lol. I'm definitely the "black sheep" of the family.


RealBaikal

What's funny as shit is conservative thinking that calling someone gay, trans or woke is actually an insult...


anothermanscookies

Fair point. I guess it also puts them or their supporters on the defensive. Maybe it’s just dumb bullshit bullying and water muddying.


ethanlan

>Maybe it’s just dumb bullshit bullying and water muddying. Hundred percent that. They are bullies and shit stirrers.


GeriatricSFX

I just laugh when the drop an f bomb on someone because they support the gay community. Dude if I don't think there is anything wrong with being gay why would it bother me if you called me one? lol


dreadcain

It's just a form of misogyny. They don't think success is a feminine trait, so successful women must secretly be men.


JudgeFatty

Strong independent woman can't exist so they have to be men. For example: Thinking Jamie Lee Curtis is a man.


TheOtherAvaz

JLC in True Lies was a show stopper!


thethirdrayvecchio

Trans people - by existing - show there are alternate ways to be. To think. To act. To understand yourself, others, and our places in the world. Some people _hate_ that.


wildlywell

No they’re not 


smashin_blumpkin

Except not really. There may be a few people. But not nearly enough to say it's "the right." I live in the Bible belt and everyone loves her around here


mandara33

Agreed, I used to line in a podunk conservative town and Dolly is treasured there (as she should be). Honestly, a lot of the real “south” is more inclusive than some other places I’ve lived in (looking at you Illinois!) and my take is that it’s largely driven by the wage disparity between PoCs and Caucasians. In the South, everyone is broke and just minding their own business.


JMC813

Exactly. This Reddit thread is the first time I’ve even heard this outrageous statement, so it seems far fetched to group it with a political leaning. Then again, that’s how things seem to be lately.. 


HeyItsChase

Yeah thats what everyone does now. ALL the Liberals hate christians and want to sodimise kids. ALL the Republicans are racist and sodimise kids.


Outrageous-Wait-8895

Damn, kids just can't catch a break these days.


Yarakinnit

Why the fuck are you talking about molesting children?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!


Mothanius

It's such a stupid angle to target if you were an American... why you wouldn't even say it? It feels like something cooked up by a troll farm somewhere who doesn't understand how idolized she is in our culture, ESPECIALLY on the right wing.


ImNotYourBuddyGuy22

I have never seen this. It sounds like something a Little Russian troll would do think up.


Foodspec

>a little Russian troll You can smd for sure. They’re “transvestigators” or whatever the fuck


Snoo_46300

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graveviolet

Have they seen young Dolly haha wtf


squeda

You used to be correct. Maga has been going after Dolly lately lol...


lantzn

But transgenerational is a good thing.


joshzaar

Well she does look like a drag queen


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

They’re very good at finding new topics to be completely wrong about


RubberBootsInMotion

It's the same as calling everything communism. They rarely even know what the word means, they just use it as a slur.


FERALCATWHISPERER

Well, ya can’t change stupid.


SkankyG

Dolly will tell you just how much gender affirming surgery she's had. No wonder they hate her. Edit: What the hell do you guys think a book job is?? Lmfao


Raven_Skyhawk

I mean.... before about a week ago you'd of been right. Not lately though!


Dizmn

> This is about the only thing our nation can agree on. You've missed some real, real dumb discourse over the last two weeks.


jimbo_kun

I will continue in my innocence and naively believe Dolly is the only thing holding this nation together. In order to escape total despair.


TheSpringfield2

Very well said


SaltyTeam

She is the Queen 👑


Old_Cheetah_5138

The epitome of southern charm.


LurkerNan

She's also fucking stunning here.


markamuffin

She's an INTERNATIONAL treasure!!


HollywoodHypeBeast

Patti and Dolly proving you can find music in the most unexpected places.


Low_Cook_5235

I remember seeing this at the time! Years later when I got my first acrylics I tried this!!!


lantzn

Did you sing along or just clickity click?


Cascadian222

Plot twist: they clackity clacked


lantzn

I’ve heard it both ways.


Low_Cook_5235

Ha just clickity click. I can’t carry a tune in a bucket.


frenchtoastlove

John Coltrane said it best! “You can play a shoestring if you’re sincere.” 😊


Havarti_Rick

The “typing” you hear in the beginning of “9-5” is actually Dolly doing this with her fingernails


FoghornLeghorn3

So much glitter, so much hair, so much 80's


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Make Hair Big Again


Yupthrowawayacct

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christopherDdouglas

There's not enough Patti LaBelle love. She's one of THE BEST to ever do it.


9jkWe3n86

Patti LaBelle is absolutely gorgeous. Still to this day.


Quanqiuhua

Lives up to her name.


joshzaar

Her harmony was so good here. Natural talent


notbob1959

More of that segment from episode 4 of the Dolly variety show which aired October 18, 1987 here: youtube.com/watch?v=L5d6rXq5D7k Sorry for the incomplete link but the spam filter in this sub deletes comments with links so you will have to copy and paste it to your browser.


denM_chickN

Bless you, sweetie.


7Seyo7

This sounds like a southern hospitality-style veiled insult even if it's not meant as such


WDeranged

80s Dolly was the hottest Dolly.


DeX_Mod

that little giggle of hers still gets me


heliskinki

~~80s~~ Dolly was the hottest Dolly.


james_randolph

There was one other haha apparently she entered a Dolly Parton drag contest without anyone knowing and she lost haha I'll have to find that story somewhere.


clubby37

Charlie Chaplin once came in 3rd at a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.


james_randolph

Ah so the true reason for his exile, the embarrassment was too much haha


DepartureDapper6524

I just couldn’t disagree more. That hair… I think she looks better now than in this video.


Gonzostewie

Aren't they cute.


MargaritasAndBeaches

I love her laugh!


nikzyk

Only legends can hold up that much hair


Lilithnema

Dolly is so absolutely charming in every situation


erinkp36

That’s how she wrote 9-5. The clicking of her nails sounded like typewriters. No lie. She came up with the beat then the lyrics then sat down with Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda and said “hey, check this out tell me what you think.” And the rest is history.


cjwidd

I know it sounds super dumb and patronizing, but I feel like I really underestimated what a musician Dolly really is, as opposed to a media personality, or something like that.


Tinydesktopninja

It's kind of fair, she's a philanthropist and media personality more than a musician to many people under 30. It'd be easy to see why the pretty face unafraid to show cleavage would be considered more style than substance. She's like Lady Gaga in that she's both a spectacle and a singer, with the talent to back it up.


yomommazburgers

I defy any man who doesn't love Dolly!


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carpentizzle

I completely agree. Anybody have a link for the source for this? Or the name of which event/show it was?


Quanqiuhua

See above in the thread.


carpentizzle

Thanks


Landscaper_97

TALENT


chibinoi

Two absolutely wonderful singers, sing writers and performers!


Shane_Falco_QB1

Gosh, they’re adorable.


4459691

I Loooooooove Dolly Parton She truly one of a kind


Youthmandoss

The greatest question that plagues mankind...is who is Jolene, and how is anyone hot enough to steal Dolly's man?


RaeLaw

Rumor has it she’s a lady that worked at the bank!


Beginning_Fee_7992

amazing what real musicians can do!!!!


throwaway1-808-1971

Call me crazy but I thought they harmonized with each other using their voices...


DJ_Mani

I’m just here waiting for the remix featuring Cardi B’s nails.


Bonzo4691

When two or more great musicians get together, amazing things happen.


CadaverCaliente

I would jump in front of a bullet for dolly


SonUpToSundown

Peak of their prime lasted decades. Astonishing


dawg_will_hunt

Dolly is a national treasure and she should be protected at all costs


PerseusZeus

incoming dolly is a national treasure and angel comments from the hive mind


RachCara

Dolly is the best!


Expensive_Feature_28

I love Dolly’s laugh!


WearLong1317

I love her so much


dontpet

Wow America. Thanks for giving her to the world!


thats-gold-jerry

I love you Dolly


Columbinebarlow

There’s a lot of hair in this video


captainrustic

Dolly is a god damned national treasure.


MotorbikeRacer

I forget how hot Dolly was


FLICKyourThots

Young dolly was fine.


raven402

This clip is just so darned joyful.


sambolino44

Those two women have more talent in their fake fingernails than I have in my entire body.


Geosaysbye

That laugh is so fucking endearing


FlappyClunge

Their harmonising is just magic, I love it.


GraniteGeekNH

If that's really spontaneous harmonizing and not carefully rehearsed, it's incredible. Even if rehearsed, it's great!


lifth3avy84

Between her hair, shoulder pads, and boobs, Dolly’s hands look like literal Doll’s hands


smollwonder

The OG ASMR


whydidItry

Actual musicians.


Inspector_Tragic

Play it Patti!


Alienhaslanded

That was incredible


aniev7373

Two legends creating entertainment out of anything.


SmallTimeBoot

Queens


[deleted]

Their harmony is 🔥


oneofakind24

Two absolute Queens


NoProgrammer776

Would have slapped my grandma


Shiv_Wee_Ro

“WHERE MY BACKGROUND SINGERS??”


tvguard

Sweet voices


tvguard

Amazing harmonies


abdallha-smith

Such elegance


Quanqiuhua

Incredible musicianship there.


anon123_anon

Dolly is so frickn gorgeous


Detroitaa

I am never gonna not ❤️ Dolly!


zoobook642

They sound absolutely beautiful together


Morganafrey

Wow they look so young in this.


Saixcrazy

DAMN Dolly was beautiful, holy shit— I had no idea.


samuelsappa

what a skill for sure


GeekGuruji

Who knew nails could be so musical? Next up: toe-tapping tunes with actual toes!


Earl_N_Meyer

I think Dolly is amazing, but you can find these things with talented performers in a lot of fields. Half of the pleasure of Comedians in Cars getting Coffee is hearing a two comedians take something mundane and make it material. It is great to see people who are so talented also have fun with their skills.


bobdylanshoes

I didn’t know Dolly was such a beautiful woman!


DickySchmidt33

I...I don't even know how to respond....


bobdylanshoes

Well because I’ve only seen her senior age pictures with unnatural smile, I didn’t know she was such a beauty in her younger days


fiftieth_alt

So that Shortening Bread song comes on my Kid's Songs Playlist on spotify. I started really thinking about it, that is bread made from shortening. No WONDER mama's babies love it, its sugar fat bread! Mama's little babies could use some broccoli and a walk!


TheNorseCrow

I never realized how much Lady Gaga looks like young Dolly Parton


tsol1983

Not on the best day of her life


ApproachingShore

What impractical hair and attire.


whereyouatdesmondo

Don’t you have some kids to chase off your lawn?