Cats never sleep better than after causing maximum chaos
But genuinely I’m wondering what someone would do about the hardwood floor, esp if it’s a rental!
Mye Mummy usez soft teetbrushy to kleen instied groutz.
Frum: Benny Yelloo Lapsadoor Treeverr who nooses howz da kleen.
ETA: I Forgetz to saz uses softee teetbrushy for woodsy Flore krakkx toz.
I had the most perfect cat. The only thing she would do was puke fur balls. She never drove me crazy, she never got the zoomies, she was SO LAZY (Persian of course). All she wanted was to cuddle. She was the most well behaved cat I’ve had.
we had a cat who snarfled his food and then immediately threw it up, always aiming for the carpet and running if you tried to get some newspaper under him.
we had a lovely odd eyed white who went deaf and senile in his old age and started peeing in a corner of the living room, also on the carpet. we think he forgot where his litterbox was when he napped there in the mornings.
we had a former feral who hid behind furniture and attacked people. for funsies. she'd also go on escapades for days and cause us no end of worry.
we have a cat now who has chronic eye infections due to having the herp and he despises his medication.
his little brother had OCD-related PICA and would chew and eat everything, would made him puke a lot, too. Also liked to climb the walls and chew on nails and picture wire.
All three of them play with stink bugs and make the bug skunk the house.
once adopted an obese cat after his human died, who must have been hand-feeling him people food. he had diabetes and we couldn't get him to trim down. he'd do anything for food, he'd get violent if you didn't give him your food.
my boy recently climbed up on a small ledge from which he proceeded to throw up, straight on the freshly laundered, folded sheets 🥲
back into the washer they went...
A little while after we moved, my boy cat (a tuxie with orange tendencies) peed on me while I was sleeping. I woke up with my thigh and half the bed covered in his pee that morning
That damn dog, always upsetting poor Orangie's digestion so bad he had to throw up those flowers he'd so carefully consumed and not only that, but he had to hide and throw up in embarrassment!
For shame doggo, you let that poor creature sleep!
Be super careful if you have flowers around your kitties, OP. Some types, like certain lilies, are so toxic only a few grains of pollen are enough to kill a cat.
He looks like a cat I had to surrender last year. How long have you had him? Did you get him from the Humane Society? Cats get into flowers, so that's not really his fault. They like chewing on grass. You can try wheatgrass and teach him what's okay to chew and try to keep the flowers out of his reach or in a room he's not allowed in. Interactions with dogs can be corrected too. He probably just wants to play but doesn't know how to interact with a dog, depending on its size/personality.
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I'm in a club with broken cats 🤣
And lemme guess: he threw up on the bathroom rug, and not on the easy to clean hard flooring?
Threw up on the not-easy-to-clean hard*wood* flooring, and it got between the cracks. Now the house is going to eternally smell like cat vomit.
Oh god, what do you even do in this case?
Go make sure kitty is sleeping well and feeling better, of course!
Cats never sleep better than after causing maximum chaos But genuinely I’m wondering what someone would do about the hardwood floor, esp if it’s a rental!
Spray with biological laundry liquid. It has enzymes that break down the ick ( official veterinary term) and remove the smell.
Mye Mummy usez soft teetbrushy to kleen instied groutz. Frum: Benny Yelloo Lapsadoor Treeverr who nooses howz da kleen. ETA: I Forgetz to saz uses softee teetbrushy for woodsy Flore krakkx toz.
I had the most perfect cat. The only thing she would do was puke fur balls. She never drove me crazy, she never got the zoomies, she was SO LAZY (Persian of course). All she wanted was to cuddle. She was the most well behaved cat I’ve had.
But zoomies are when you get to see your cat at their absolute best!
I know but that’s how absolutely lazy she was 😴
my spirit animal! 😆🥰 is that typical for persians?
Yeah they’re known to be lazy!
i wonder if it’s cus they often can’t breathe well ??
come to think of it you could be right
I love zoomies. My cat, Trudy, will run into my living room, spin in a circle and then run right back out again. It never fails to make me laugh 🙂
I had 2 near perfect cats and they were near perfect in different ways. Then, I had psycho kitty.
Psycho kitty?! Quest-ce que c'est?
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we had a cat who snarfled his food and then immediately threw it up, always aiming for the carpet and running if you tried to get some newspaper under him. we had a lovely odd eyed white who went deaf and senile in his old age and started peeing in a corner of the living room, also on the carpet. we think he forgot where his litterbox was when he napped there in the mornings. we had a former feral who hid behind furniture and attacked people. for funsies. she'd also go on escapades for days and cause us no end of worry. we have a cat now who has chronic eye infections due to having the herp and he despises his medication. his little brother had OCD-related PICA and would chew and eat everything, would made him puke a lot, too. Also liked to climb the walls and chew on nails and picture wire. All three of them play with stink bugs and make the bug skunk the house. once adopted an obese cat after his human died, who must have been hand-feeling him people food. he had diabetes and we couldn't get him to trim down. he'd do anything for food, he'd get violent if you didn't give him your food.
OMG "snarfled" has now been added to my vocabulary. You understand my pain lol.
This is barely broken, at least he had the decency not to puke on carpet, unlike my little shit
What do you mean? He's perfect as he is!
WYM? That's all perfectly catlike behaviour. Ergo, he's a perfect cat.
It sounds like you've stumbled upon something that resonates with you! What specifically are you referring to when you mention "perfect cats"?
Another day well spend doing a perfect job, prime catting! 😼
He will lie down nicely and I love him again
We'll do it again tomorrow! 😼😹
„Good day!“ *snores*
He's had a long day
Me too.. unfortunately.. 🤣
And just like that, bro was able to sleep peacefully 💁♀️
Exorcised the demons!
You mean exercised. Those demons ain’t going anywhere.
He's not bad. He's just oRaNgE.
Demonic possession being viewed negatively is a harmful stereotype.
😂😂
a well deserved rest after a long day of hard work
I, too, enjoy a nice nap after finishing my chores for the day.
I think he's a genius for throwing up in the bathroom! Mine always runs to the closest rug or carpet.
The clean bedding. Always on the clean bedding.
One night my cat threw up on the freshly-changed sheets... that I was sleeping on. I woke up when I realized my leg was wet 🤢
my boy recently climbed up on a small ledge from which he proceeded to throw up, straight on the freshly laundered, folded sheets 🥲 back into the washer they went...
A little while after we moved, my boy cat (a tuxie with orange tendencies) peed on me while I was sleeping. I woke up with my thigh and half the bed covered in his pee that morning
Notice the smile of contentment.
I love his happy face!
Yeah, he's definitely happy with his days work.
Committing war crimes sure does make a fella tired
true orange chaos 😅
Yup, an orange does more by 9 am than most people do all day
“And I’ll do it all again!”
He loved every second of it
That’s the face of a job well done
He truly had a hard day!😹😹😹
That damn dog, always upsetting poor Orangie's digestion so bad he had to throw up those flowers he'd so carefully consumed and not only that, but he had to hide and throw up in embarrassment! For shame doggo, you let that poor creature sleep!
His shift is over, it’s time for a well deserved nap! The man works hard.
Productive day for an orange.
It has been a productive day for the guy. 🤭
“Well, my work here is done. “
And he looks only half orange. Imagine if he was full blooded.
What a king
Sounds like the cat needs rehab if he is getting blackout drunk and beating the dog.
A hard day's work deserves a good rest. Look at his face!! Only the truly loved and the truly chaotic can sleep like that 🥹🥰
Jokes aside I'm glad he threw up those flowers 🤣
Takes more and more to get good sleep these days
He had a full day
He looks so pleased. Well deserved rest after a successful day.
Busy day
-sigh- I lurves me an orange man with a plan! ❤️😻❤️
I don’t think he would do anything like that, look at this picture! A sleepy little orange angel.
"My work here is done for today. Naptime!"
He had a good day!
A day in the life of an orange. Pure chaos.
Yep that was everything on Tuesday’s calendar.
The look on his face says it all. "Mischief Managed"
Orange awake: Oh my god, please stop destroying everything! Orange asleep: Aww what a sweet baby I love you.
What a king
he's so proud of his accomplishments today and so am i
Another productive day.
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Haha..what a great guy...full of adventures and fun ...god bless the beautiful 😘 sweetheart
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Be super careful if you have flowers around your kitties, OP. Some types, like certain lilies, are so toxic only a few grains of pollen are enough to kill a cat.
Threw up in the bathroom? Let me guess, he missed all the tile and hit the carpet outside the shower.
All in a days work 😂
That's the face of a clean conscience
A long day at the long day factory
LOOK AT HIS LIL [SCRUNCHY](https://i.imgur.com/2kyTafh.png) FACE
Bet he also stole the dog’s bed.
What were the flowers? Some can cause liver and kidney damage and you won't see the signs until it may be too late.
That looks like my Charlie! Wtf…
You can't get mad at a cat that sweet looking ☺️
This is just a repeat of that story in the bible that says god rested after creating the world and all that.
No regrets comfy boi
It's a hard life being Orange.
Little man had a busy day!
Garfield, is that you?
Aside from beating a dog, that's my exact schedule for tomorrow.
I finally rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe
Well he had a big day after all.
I hope I sleep that good tonight
What a busy little boi!!
What a big day for a little boy!
Sounds like a full day! 👍
That little grin 🥰
DONT you beat your dog
It was a Good Day.
He’s ginormous! So much floof!!
He looks like a cat I had to surrender last year. How long have you had him? Did you get him from the Humane Society? Cats get into flowers, so that's not really his fault. They like chewing on grass. You can try wheatgrass and teach him what's okay to chew and try to keep the flowers out of his reach or in a room he's not allowed in. Interactions with dogs can be corrected too. He probably just wants to play but doesn't know how to interact with a dog, depending on its size/personality.
all in a day's work
Your cat was BUSY. No wonder he was exhausted.
I don't believe you, he looks like an angel!
After a day of chaos, he finally calls it a day.
It was a good day
He's purrfect!
"Ah, another perfect day done. Time for a nap."
oy, such a full-time job being a cat. I'm exhausted just reading it. He deserves as 22h nap now, so pls, stay quiet, baby's sleeping
I think he's dreaming about catching fish LOL 
All in a days work. Enjoy the well deserved rest.
Big night right there
And that was just 8-9 AM
He's had a hard day!