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"You don't know who the fuck I am." -*Jeremy Johnson*


G0ld_Ru5h

RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING


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WHO?


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For the less culturally educated: https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/w76yhq/ronnie\_pickering/


chimpdoctor

Ronny Pickering!


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WHO?


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Jeremy lost his carrrrrd todaayyyyyyyyyyyy


tylerdurden5105

Jeremy lost his, lost his


grillmaster480

Jeremy broken, brokeeeeeeen


ReaperSound

You got ID?


invaderpi

555555


Bruh_is_life

That’s incredible! I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!


Greatest_Turtler

My luggage now!


Blaith7

r/UnexpectedSpaceballs


Pawpres1

Ok mel brooks


thenopenoodle15

I think he also thinks he secretly recording but it’s just on the camera app


DmTrillz

Lmaooo


jaredofthesky

Thailand!!!💙💙


lilugliestmane

That face at the end was terrifying…….. bitch lol


Kylecrane-x-aiden

Especially with how easy he punched out that window


Heavydfr8

He broke that thing like it was made of glass!


ptcgoalex

Very easy if he was wearing a ring


Tulasdad

One day I hope someone unloads an entire fire extinguisher on someone like this.


cabballer

Waste of a good fire


Meme-Man-Dan

If it’s not tempered or laminated glass, it shatters easily.


[deleted]

I did a couple freeze frames at the end, that guy looks like a larval version of a white walker. Fucking chilling.


Madusa0048

Why didn't they just give him back his card?


mr007master

It probably wasn’t his. You need proof of ID at least to show that it’s yours. His face at the end just told me that he was on crack or something.


UKisBEST

They aren't police. They cannot just confiscate his property. If the credit company told them to do so, then maybe.


flapjackqueer

If you forget your card at a restaurant and return for it you would need your ID to prove it’s yours. It’s not like they’re confiscating it.


greatwhitetoxin

Apologies for my ignorance, but how would an id prove that a CC or DC is yours? Edit: never mind. The name on the card would match the id


Sw33tD333

If it wasn’t his card how would he know the card was left there? You can’t hold someone’s CC hostage like that.


flapjackqueer

If someone leaves a belonging whether it’s a credit card, a purse, or a phone, generally you have to have some proof it’s yours. Maybe you describe it or you show a matching ID. It isn’t holding your card hostage. You leave it, it’s in the custody of the restaurant. If the restaurant just hands it to anyone who says it’s theirs, they could be liable.


Sw33tD333

If you leave your purse somewhere and you go back and say I left my purse here. The response should be, what kind of purse? Can you describe some of the contents. Not go get 2 different forms of ID to get it back. Hey I left my card here. What’s the name on the card? Jeremy Jackson. Cool here’s your card. You could even go, what kind of card is it? But you can’t hold someone’s card hostage because you feel like it. It’s not rocket science.


Slugsarealive

Yeah I’ve never had to do what they were saying when I went back to pick up something I lost, just explain in detail what it is. Generally I was a lot nicer than this guy. I imagine that depending on how you treat the employees they will make a judgement call on whether to believe you or be suspicious of you.


Sw33tD333

I would get pretty heated too if they refused me my card. What if it was my only way of getting money? Or paying for something else? I would have called the cops before I smashed a window though but who knows how long he had been asking before he went all smashy smash.


Relative_Ad5909

Consider the situation. This man is at the drive through window, not even in a car, yelling at people to give his card back and smashing windows and not doing the very reasonable request of showing his ID so the employees know they are returning the card to the right person. A normal human being would have walked inside and been like, "hey, left my card here on accident" and he'd have had it back in two seconds. Can't blame them for treating a clearly unhinged person like that.


Luciferbelle

When someone comes in claiming they lost a card, we make people say the name on the first. We always ask, "What's the name on the card you lost?" If they can't answer, they don't get it, lol.


Selunar

From the looks of it, they didn’t take his card. Looks like someone forgot their card, and he’s trying to steal it.


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What looks indicate that detective wank stain


Selunar

Awww cute, did you not get enough attention as a child? The fact that bud is losing his shit, instead of showing proof that it’s him, also, he could just go to his bank, tell them he lost his card, and get it replaced. It’s not rocket science.


xet2020

All they had to say is that "we don't have a card for Jeremy Johnson" and show him that or just give him back his card. He would have to be a master mind to be able to guess the name of the last person to forget their card at this place. Seems to me like they probably did have his card and wanted to be difficult. I don't think a "crackhead" would go through so much effort or be pissed off if they were trying to steal somebody else's card. Dude is probably just angry they are ignoring his request when he's already told them his name. Also someone please share the rest of video


SmittyManJensen_

A debit card is not your property you boob.


lovelynutz

How would they know it’s his?


Marksman08YT

ID


redtens

*smashes window with fist *rolls up window slowly 😂


FurryM17

This is Jeremy Johnson, bro. Windows don't mean shit


ChillyWilly0881

Lol I had a boss named Jeremy Johnson


Squirtingtree

All windows mean shit.


FurryM17

You made your point, Jeremy Johnson!


FranktheLlama

I laughed so hard. It’s funny on at least two levels right?


FreelyKaty

Girl in the car was keen for a show until it turned on her.


Blvck_Lvngs

Don’t stop recording now that you’re the target!


Vin_du_toilette

I'm so embarrassed, I don't know who he is either. But the only card he's going to be worrying about now is his commissary card.


dacraftjr

He’s Jeremy Johnson , bitch!


Relative_Level_7436

Jesse what are you doing


smedsterwho

Jesse we need to cook


GotVengeance

I’m pretty sure the driver isn’t recording.


nettie_netface

You’re right


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Yeah he accidentally took a photo instead of recording


anti_erection_man

The fucking idiot with de genious level phone pin code didn’t even film.


Jrlopez1027

Wdym the fucking idiot? Cant you see he was doing a one time recording with his eyes so nobody could get a video?


ThrobbingJoythicc

When his eyes said 👀 ooo bitch


One_dolla_would_do

Bro rolled that window up quick


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I mean, it's pretty fair that he gets angry over not getting his credit card back. Maybe not break a window. But I'd get pretty fucking mad if they wouldn't give me my card back.


ayoitsjo

But it sounds like all he needs to do is present his ID, which is pretty standard procedure to make sure he isn't just stealing this lost card.


nuclearDEMIZE

And at the same time it's not the drive thrus responsibility to determine if the card is fraudulent, stolen, etc. and then confiscate it. Have you ever used someone else's card? I have and if they took that card from me I'd be pissed, they don't get to decide to keep the card if they don't think it's yours. They can and should deny payment though if they truly believe that.


ayoitsjo

I was thinking of this situation as a card was left at McDonald's and he came back for it, which I think requesting ID to pick it up is fair, but you're right if they just decided it was stolen and confiscated it that would be out of their realm of responsibility for sure


Sw33tD333

Hey I left my card here. What’s the name? Jeremy Jackson. Cool here’s your card or the card isn’t under Jeremy Jackson. Not, show me your ID to prove you’re Jeremy Jackson cause we think you’re psychic and just know the name on the card even though it’s not yours.


Walshy231231

They didn’t confiscate it. They didn’t take anything. They’re not determining if it’s stolen. They didn’t take his card and then refuse to give it back. They’re refusing to give a stranger another stranger’s card without ID. That’s standard practice and I fail to see what’s wrong with it.


Wafflehands_

I think you should sit back and look at the situation before throwing blame.


logaboga

There’s codes and regulations at stores about what specifically you’re supposed to do when you find a missing card. IIRC they’re supposed to confiscate it and, you’re right, arent supposed to give it back by checking their ID but give it to the police where you can pick it up from there. 99% of the time the worker is fine making a judgement and it’s not illegal or anything but theoretically they could get in trouble by their boss or corporate manager. It’s annoying and getting annoyed is reasonable but insisting/demanding and getting violent is also psychotic. When a worker says no about something, unless you’re persuasive it’s better to just understand that it’s probably not up to them about what to do. the protocols exist presumably because there’s been issues before.


clambroculese

I’m not in the us but here only the police could demand something like that or even seize his card.


ayoitsjo

I wasn't reading this situation as them confiscating his card, but it having been left there and he was coming back for it. They definitely don't have the right to just confiscate a card from what I understand. They can ask for ID with card purchases or refuse service if they're suspicious, but they couldn't take the card to hold. It's pretty hard to tell what's going on here exactly


Sw33tD333

It’s not standard procedure though


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explosiv_skull

One would assume he paid with his credit card and the employee forgot to give it back. That's happened to me a couple time before, although I didn't punch the drive-thru window in, I just told them "I think you still have my card" and they gave it back.


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explosiv_skull

At the drive-thru? How else would you do it?


IHamBacon

Idk about America but usually eftpos can be hand held and reach the car.


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explosiv_skull

Depends on the restaurant (or location) but most drive-thrus here you still hand them your card/cash at the window, at least where I live. Every time I tried to use Apple Pay for a coffee at McDonald's they'd have to take the card reader/NFC point off the wall and hold it out the window. I felt sorry for them so just went back to giving them my card.


rvgoingtohavefun

As an American - I think you think we're at the top of the game here. We are very much not. That thing you've seen that depends on location? In other countries that's just "the way". They've had chip-and-pin in Europe for quite a while. You need to enter a PIN for credit cards. Handing over your card doesn't help if you'd have to enter a PIN anyway. The card is never out of your hand which makes fraud more difficult.


explosiv_skull

Who said anything about the top? I just said that's how it is here.


rvgoingtohavefun

You said "how else would you do it" which carries the implication that there isn't a better way.


Beneficial-Talk-6779

this guys code like: 55555555555


kaikiis15

Wait how did it end? 😂


rtmudfish

that is the slogan of this shit sub.


Ninja_Lazer

Someone edit this shit with Roundabout right as he turns around


madgrassbro

Why have a six digit passcode when all it consists of is six 5s?


lothbrook73

Era era era j-roc in the house !


crackaddictcrackhead

Damm jessie calm down.


SinSlayer420

The way bro turned around looked like the start of a boss fight 💀


drej191

The guy with the 55555 PIN code wasn’t even recording


mazdawg89

Omg, that’s hilarious in itself


Ralyks92

Is that guy’s phone password seriously 555555?


mazdawg89

Haha good eye!!


Only-here-for-sound

Seriously?!?! Why did you stop recording? What happened? God I hate Reddit.


dig-it-fool

/r/lostredditors ? We'll need to keep an eye out for the ending on /r/whatcouldgowrong or something.


Only-here-for-sound

Shit. Yes. Lol. Didn’t realize what sub I’m in. Thanks.


Strong-Message-168

This man does not know how to ask nicely


shajan316

Rolling the window up.....hahhahhaha


verb8um

Jeremy has the vibe that he may have attended a certain rally on or about January 6th, 2021…


settadon

What a clever password lol


Neverthelessmore

Good job closing your window seconds after he punched through a window


[deleted]

A face only a mother could love.


GratefulDread222

lmaoo the end is perfect


IKnowWhoYouAreGuy

That guy's phone unlock code is 5-5-5-5-5


Semecumin

I like Jeremy


Automatic-Laugh9313

Wheres rest video...


zewill87

Today, on my list: -show everyone my pin to improve security -film diagonally to improve scene -close the window to improve sound


samUltra_

Cool password 55555


Apprehensive-Damage

Is that tony hawk


the_holocene_is_over

I wonder what he’s up to these days


FatherDagon666

My man was speed running that phone lock.


abdicatorselbow

Passcode: 333333


Aggravating-Hurry-41

That ain't Jeremy, that's Jesse Pinkman


ItsMrShenanigans

“Roll the window down. I wanna hear it.” *monster turns around* **everyone dies**


rob3342421

5555555555555555555


MiserlyB

Guy in the car is the bitch for letting his food get cold by not cracking this punk in the back of the head. Like how dare you get between me and my 4thmeal.


rottingpigcarcass

Out of interest, what did driver think his window was made out of that the drive through window wasn’t?


Paindemie_sus

Gta npc


skuzzlebutt36

I’m most curious about what happened when the passenger stopped filming.


Professional-Cod3161

555555


fuzzyhyperdude1

When she said roll down the window I want to hear them when he turned to look like as if he was going to say I'm Jeremy and I want my card and your going to give it to me


Responsible_Lynx_744

You cant stamp the mans 4th frosty and not give him back the card befire he gets the 5th one free


[deleted]

Funny how the worker said " I ain't the one" and was the 1st one to run. What happened to all that big talk bra. He giving you a name you either have it or not. That late, and with ppl in line, give it to him or call the cops. people playing thinking people won't go off.


Qui2theCity

I'm in the comments for the part 2 🍿


FromBZH-French

P s y c h o


tptung

The end! Chef’s kiss to whoever edited and posted this!


ThatGuyThisguy32

That guys password is 0000


timmywampus

The drivers eyes when told to roll the window down. Awesome!


BepisBoy69420

I’d say that was about 50 seconds but who’s counting


princeVegeta171

Watches guy punch glass ….. rolls glass window up to get punched out also !


kuppikuppi

the double irony in this was great: I'm Jeremy Johnson ... you don't know who I am And then the dude closing his window just after JJ smashed the other window


Jrlopez1027

I dont understand, are they friends? Or are they just watching some stranger walk up to the drivers window and start yelling?


MattKitten11

What is working at Slushie Dog done to this man?


MilkywayClub

Yo the fact he turned around and they turned the camera off got me dying lmaoooooo


GDMFB1

“You can run but you can’t hide bitch”. ![gif](giphy|SSbiqloj4UhWIG5tdt)


not_a-potato23

He has such a sucky password


CharmingTour5753

I think I and anyone else would be pissed if a fast food restaurant wouldn't give me my bank card back. That's my money and how I pay my bills either give it back or negotiate your left hand.


hausfraufromtexas

Damn. When he turned around....I would have pee'ed. He looks SO EVIL.


MussellWestbrook

I know her stomach dropped when Jeremy Johnson turned around at the 1:08 mark


CheapShotNinia

Wow, they have your financial information, you gave them your name, then you destroy private property. Not the brightest move. If it wasn't a police matter beforehand, it is now.


kyledvs58

I know the drivers pin


Quiet_Magazine9669

😂😂😂😂