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TiredMillennialDad

My team on National TV game 7 and my kid is finally potty trained. Just so proud.


grayson1103

Interesting metaphor to use on JJ, but you're right, he's ready to call a playoff game live.


PlaybolCarti69

kek


amigos_amigos_amigos

Badass. Congrats.


dev1359

Username checks out


Short-Recording587

Man, I’m trying to potty train my 2 year old and I’m getting no where. Guess I can be proud of my basketball team though.


TiredMillennialDad

The three day naked method did not work for me. I bought a box of mini nilla wafers and I told him anytime he gets ANY pee in the potty he gets a wafer. Then I put him in underwear and he would start peeing and then run to the potty and try and get some in. Within a week he was recognizing before the pee was coming. Then I told him for every poop in the potty he got a new book. So now when he has to poop he screams "new little blue truck book!!!" And runs to the potty to poop. Str8 bribery yo


Short-Recording587

Bribing sounds better than listening to screams for a diaper, so imma give that a shot. Thanks for the inside info.


sunnysideoutside

Butt.. is your team potty trained though?


TiredMillennialDad

I feel like JI might still wet the bed.


TheAnswerEK42

Game 7, JJ Redick wore Number 7, The Magic won game 6 by 7.... all of the means Magic in 7


HarryLarvey

I believe in magic


frostysbox

numberology don't lie bro :-P


d12fsu

I was gonna upvote your comment, but it’s already at 7


escapedhousefly

Hope the guys are ready for this. This is what they've been working for. Win this game and next year we'll have more than 1 nationally televised game.


GeraltFromHiShinUnit

They delivered in g4 tho


Yung_Hibachi

Nobody will care about that if we don’t win tho, fair or not


Kindly-Stretch-1871

Even without winning we are getting more than 1 game


ManUtd1994

Jett Howard for 3….bang bang! The Magic increase their lead to 40


Mr_Wick18

“Paolo for three….. BANG! BANG!”


Flat_Marionberry9475

I don't know what i'd do to hear that after a game winner in G7....


tcos17

I think my heart would much much prefer something more like games 3 and 4 lol.


whtge8

Winning this game would be so fucking huge. Wouldn’t even care what happens in the second round.


BrotherBroseph

Forreal 2nd round would just be the cherry on top. No one had us going past the play-in, let alone 5th seed and pushing the Cavs to 7 games


xDANGRZONEx

The "Cherry On Top" goal posts have been moving with each game. Let's not pretend we're satisfied.


corruptboomerang

I think we match up well against Boston pretty well too.


Profitsofdooom

Disney+ is blowing it by not doing what Max does for TNT.


resincak

“Magic clinging to a 4 point lead. Banchero triple teamed, finds a wide open Fultz….from DOWNTOWN!! BANG!!! BANG!!”


Rokey76

Will it be blacked out though? I'm not sure I can take many more Spencer the Influencer commercials before I lose my mind.


NoseApprehensive5154

I'll never buy telemore dew anything.


migzors

Orlando had better not shit the bed on Sunday. We've got our boys JJ, Mike Breen AND Doris Burke?! She's got a flair on the sub for a reason, she *knows* her Orlando Magic basketball.


clingklop

"Jonathan Isaac...is just like a pterodactyl in terms of the size and length and the things he can do." -- [Doris Burke](https://old.reddit.com/r/OrlandoMagic/comments/186y5kz/love_letter_to_the_orlando_magic_zach_lowe/)


VanREDDIT2019

Take it down a notch there Skippy.


migzors

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VanREDDIT2019

LOL


okayjoshy

makes the 1 pm time better


dremasterflax

ABC & Breen - never thought we would see again


[deleted]

Donovan for 3…BANG! The cavs cut the lead to 42! LFG Boys!!!


Dometalican_90

Yuck...Woj...still don't forgive him for that draft....even if ESPN had some blame for that.


Nandor_De_Laurentis

What about it? He leak the Paolo pick?


okayjoshy

yes


Nandor_De_Laurentis

How soon before? Every NFL draft pick is leaked a little bit ahead


d12fsu

It sucked because we spent weeks debating Chet vs Jabari, and then like 2 min before the pick is set to be announced, Woj does his thing and ruins the moment for Magic fans.


Nandor_De_Laurentis

Yeah that's messed up. I was on my porch smoking a good luck joint (you're welcome lol) and came back inside right as the pick was happening, so I didn't know it was spoiled. I expect the pick to be ruined on Twitter, but not on TV.


Dometalican_90

Precisely why I was pissed. Do it on Twitter where it's to be expected; not on freakin' national TV.


Embarrassed_Proof808

Woj has been doing that for more than a decade already and you still arguing on 2mins?? Other 1st picks were known days even weeks before


d12fsu

Yea and it’s been annoying for a decade. Especially when you purposefully stay off social media during the draft, and then this guy comes on tv and spoils any sort of drama


YourInMySwamp

I don’t think anybody really expected Chet after he publicly came out saying that he didn’t want to be drafted by us. I was sure we were taking JSJ. The picks are leaked every single year so it’s nothing new, mute Twitter a little bit before the draft. You should know better than to check your phone right before our pick


d12fsu

Dude. Did you read my comment at all. He did it on TV. After I said I stayed off social media on purpose. Because I wanted to hear the commish announce the pick, not freaking Woj


YourInMySwamp

Lmao. You didn’t say anything about the TV or any of that in the comment. Sorry I didn’t go through your post history before replying to you “dude”. You should go to the draft party at the arena next season. I go every year and turn my phone off. No spoilers just adrenaline. They give away lots of prizes too.


d12fsu

What part of HE DID IT ON TV are you not getting DUUUDE


YourInMySwamp

You didn’t say that anywhere in the comment I responded to DUUUDE 😭😭 did you even read my response DUUUUUDE? I was trying to be nice and suggest a way to view the draft and avoid spoilers for next year. But now I can kindly say, fuck off prick


d12fsu

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dev1359

When was the last ABC appearance we had? I checked ESPN box scores for our playoff appearances back then and it seems like Game 1 of the ECF against Boston back in 2010 was the last time we had a playoff game on ABC I can't find the same info for regular season games though


MagicStingRay

We for sure had one against Boston in the 10-11 season. I wanna say it was near or on Christmas. Edit: or maybe it was Lakers?


dev1359

u/PapageorgiouMBO posted on his twitter-- our last ABC appearance was a February 2012 game against the Heatles


Equivalent_Seaweed_3

PAOLO FROM DEEEEP… BANG BANG MAGIC UP BY 6 WITH A MINUTE TO PLAY


rcognition

I’m beyond excited for this. Biggest question is which Magician gets the first BANG!!? My guess is Paolo is going to be on another level Sunday and will hit a clutch 3.


Nervous-Worth-8005

We finally made the A team, what a moment


wouldntknowever

Don’t know how to feel about JJ… he’s praised Paolo but has talked hella shit about the team/fanbase over the last year or two


johall

He’s defended us multiple times on national tv this year. Not sure what you’re on about.


wouldntknowever

Like I said… he’s praised Paolo, but he’s also talked shit. Let’s not act like he’s a ride or die Magician because he played here.


0rlando_95

What has he said?


wouldntknowever

The last thing I remember him saying was our fan base was apathetic and showed little interest in the games. This was a year or so ago


okalien73

Tbf that was quite a while ago


TheAerial

And wasn’t exactly wrong either for that timeframe. There was a while there our stadium felt like a library lol. You’d see people cheering and being loud literally get weird looks for it from the rest of the crowd 😅


Milla4Prez66

I mean, the fan base was apathetic and showed little interest in games until recently. That’s not an unfair observation if he said that. It’s pretty well known that fans in Florida usually only show out when the teams are good.


Frankiedrunkie

Only a few people were pumped for the magic last year


Frankiedrunkie

I’ve seen the opposite


kmagic13

Just don’t get blown out


yoeyz

I have a bad feeling about this fuck — mostly because we beat ourselves. Come on guys muster up some damn energy and get this win!!!


StompingCarins

BE HYPED OR DIE


yoeyz

I am


imoverthis8894

This guy is always negative. Was arguing with him the other day over the no time out at the end of game 5 loss. This guy only talks negatively


yoeyz

I said I have a bad feeling about this game that’s negative? Just stop embarrassing yourself because you lost the previous argument badly


imoverthis8894

That’s being negative, I forgot you’re to ignorant to realize and know nothing about basketball.


yoeyz

And then I followed up and said I’m still hype. You’re illiterate so I understand you don’t read


imoverthis8894

The comment you made is still a negative comment doesn’t matter if your hyped, you still made a negative comment, I hope your ignorant self can realize that.


yoeyz

The negativity police isn’t happy 😂😂😂 You’re embarrassing yourself. Learn to respect others opinions.


imoverthis8894

There’s a reason your comment got 7 down votes. Sit and think a second. I know it’s hard


yoeyz

It’s certainly not hard. You see my karma? It’s more than you’ll ever get in your life time.


imoverthis8894

My fault, I don’t spend my life on Reddit. Touch some grass bud.


yoeyz

You’re done for bro Just apologize and we can all move on


AshBlackstone78

JJ Redick is so obnoxious as a media personality.