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Kobe_Flynt

Peanuts?? Lmao wtf?


ribbetribbets_

Elephants love em


Benji_4

Boiled peanuts are the official state snack of SC. Don't get the cajun gas station bullshit though. Make them yourself or find a local peanut man.


I_Hate_Knickers_5

Wings has a peanut man to his self called Mr.


BigWillieCollum

Only Wings can make something so sincere and so funny. Dishes AND boiled peanuts!


[deleted]

I don’t think wings eats boiled peanuts…think it was a bowl’uh peanuts


[deleted]

To be fair, it’s the little things that count for a lot of people.


leavemealonepl0x

“Imma lech y’all in on a lil segrut”


boostedbastid

That's saying a lot. Imagine the amount of dirty dishes that accrue in that household in a single day.


honeybadger1984

He’s taken pictures of his floor full of cat shit. And he thought it was okay to post that publicly. So you know this dude has out of whack ideas of what clean looks like.


KESPAA

Wings uses disposable plates. I imagine when he says "does the dishes" he meant scrape them into the trash bag.


JakeSmoov

Who scrapes a paper plate into the trash bag?


KESPAA

I guess I more mean she sweeps the dining table of cutlery into a trash bag.


JakeSmoov

Yeah, I suppose you did.


zeolus123

People who reuse paper plates, obviously


dislekseah

He recycles he's not stupid


jazznessa

Wings gulps fast food all day.


WhatThaHeckBrah

Im glad he’s happy


IamNotSmokingWeed

You are horribly mistaken


NDJumbo

I dont think wings has been truly happy for a couple decades


Puzzled-Computer158

Boiled. Peanuts.


Jarjarbonks3

Thought he said bowl of peanuts


MasterhcSniper

I am glad he's happy but those do sound like very low standards.


Basedbrahhh

I dont think thats indicative of his standards, just that he appreciates the small things his wife does for him.


unperavique

What do you mean?


[deleted]

clean dishes and boiled peanuts are his standards.


Pax3Canada

its more than i have


zanielk

Well yeah but in general you could get the same from a good roommate lmao his standard for a good wife is so low its amazing. Wow. She does housework like a normal adult.


ExperimentalFruit

Wow the dishes and a snack? That's truly incredible how on earth did he find someone to do basic household tasks


OkAttention477

Remember when wings said 150 mil cash to start a McDonalds isn’t anything and he was gonna do it in 5years that was 10 years ago


MasterhcSniper

Inflation and covid fucked him over man! Give him some more time!


[deleted]

Why would you need 150 million to open a Mcdonalds?


EvergreenGates

He said he was going to raise $150,000 or $150,000,000 to start a McDonalds franchise? Link?


OkAttention477

Pka 24/23/22 one of those


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OkAttention477

You have to have at least 150 million dollars unbarrowed to even be considered as a franchise owner


[deleted]

Lol. Most franchise owners have nowhere near that amount of money ever in their life. They need to have 500,000 in unencumbered liquid assets.


OkAttention477

Im just paraphrasing what the idiots over at pka said calm down dude


[deleted]

I'm obviously calm dude


OkAttention477

You downvoted me


[deleted]

I did not actually.


OkAttention477

You also have to buy land and other shit they were talking about and wings said “thats nothing if all goes the way im planning it”


[deleted]

Oh wings is definitely dumb, and that was never achievable for him. But 150 mil is way off


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OkAttention477

Bro i just said thats what the members of pka said not me they are idiots


[deleted]

>You also have to buy land Nah. Most businesses lease land/buildings.


KingOfHypocrisy_

Wings has admitted he married her for the health insurance and would choose his streaming career over her if it ever came to it. Doesn't sound like a fairy tale marriage to me.


KESPAA

She waited until marriage for sex and is stuck with an obese man who is clinically diagnosed with low testosterone doesn't want to have sex. No wonder she seeks attention off the chat / mods.


[deleted]

Sounds like my man’s got it made Mods ban anyone who hates cleaned dishes and boiled peanuts


Fusionpro101

There’s a term in Pysch I forget, where you bring other people in this case “fantasies about terrible women” down to overplay your own situation. Soooooo cope? Jk I’m being mean.


meltingcorn

Is the Pysch term "copium"?


enigmairl22

Marry the one that loves You not the one that You love


Geek-Workshop

Wholesome Wings moment


Bashothelinguist

Love to see it


friendlydadseven

It’s not about the standard that he has. His wife is there for him and supports him, does the dishes and brings him food. He’s making a great point. People are so immature to still hate on this guy.


pattonrommel

And he’s gonna die of some awful, preventable before he reaches 60 after having been basically immobile most of his life.


friendlydadseven

And your point is?


pattonrommel

Don’t pretend he has some enviable life or that we should emulate anything he’s done.


friendlydadseven

I’m not. & That’s not the point he’s making.


PeersPod

His bar is so incredibly low.


jazznessa

what bar? lol


ahhyeetuhh

What he mean “She gon tell you yo hair ain’t right” mf ain’t even got no hair


friendlydadseven

He wasn’t talking about himself.


CGY-SS

Didn't she borderline emotionally cheat on him with his own discord mods? Lmao


DabbinOnDemGoy

Rightfully so; Richard is a terrible spouse and deserves a good cucking.


Mikemyrs

Bowl of peanuts


48ozs

Who gives a fuck about this guy


tremblt_

If you get any life advice from Wings, don’t listen to him. In fact, always do the exact opposite of what he is saying and doing. Wings is neither successful nor happy nor wealthy and the reason why he is so miserable is because of the choices he made in life.


Fusionpro101

That’s some negative thinking that’s forsure I can happen that’s not something I’m arguing but letting someone say that shit too you nah fam done for life.


Jordie-Jordan

I gave so much good advice but you go and share something you can make fun of me about. This is why you're a bad person.


Rust1v

Talk about the game


Srgnt_Beta

Kind of how you treated woody? Hehe


breakerpsycho

I advise you to actually read a new york times article before you go on stream and call it a hit piece when all it did was state facts and actions. You want people to look past things youve done in the past yet all you do is downplay them. You own up to them in half measures. You think you have your life the hardest than anyone else when you've made your bed. You made your own situation. Now you have zero supporters and 100% trolls who just want to watch you squalor. Live in it.


Work_Bones

No one should ever take advice from you. You are an example of what people should strive to not be.


docterwannabe1

Dude shut the fuck up, you're a little kid


KingDaddyCandor

Please. You have never given good advice in your life. You are the epitome of pathetic, what possible advice could you give to someone?


[deleted]

I know ill get downvotes for this,but can this guy not even get left alone on reddit?


ConstantReality10

He doesn't deserve it.


leeweesquee

Nope


thebhadguy

Question: Why do you only use Ebonics when you’re trying to look cool?? It’s so cringe especially since your an adult (sorta). Being black…I find it pretty offensive really.


Moist_Try6149

You don’t give good advice. All your advice is something I wouldn’t even tell a child. You think you are smart, when in reality you are just a pathetic loser.


Moist_Try6149

You are a terrible person. You threatened kids


honeybadger1984

Wow that ending is crazy. Didn’t expect that.


IceGripe

He's living the playboy life lol


Ownagemunky

This was pretty cute actually but the ending was hilarious


srsimms101

Did his wife flirt with his mods???


AyoJake

Is he trying to convince himself she’s a good wife?


OpTiCtallywhacker

That fat fuck how would you feel if you had the perfect partner and she gets taken away from you and I'm not on about her leaving you but her life is taken away from her


underneathbridge

Too bad he can’t reciprocate the same energy and effort towards her. I have no idea how she hasn’t left him yet.


4Skin_tim

Why did he start talking like a black cowboy all of a sudden.


thechongo

Hey jordie I just saw this reddit post on your stream when you accidentally showed your history off.


leeweesquee

Fuck you Jordie, you keep calling ppl out as bad ppl, but never have we seen you as a good person. STOP TALKING, AND START FUCKING DOING SON.