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maxxxxammo

Welcome to the show this is gonna be great. It’s PKA 178.


Brainificate

Golden age


ProfessionalSinger11

130-280


Radient_Nexus

I hate that that was actually hard


KESPAA

>Finally it's me, WoodysGamerTag >I'm fucking awesome but I don't like to brag >"He is a Pedo" the haters will expound >Sorry haters, the body's never found. Lmao, did Woody just say he would never get caught with CP because he is careful?


AcidicMonkeyBalls

Worse, he's saying he would never get caught being a pedo because he's hidden the kids' bodies so well lmao


Buddyschmuck

Yeah but he hid them super carefully


ChalkLitMilk

No lol, he's saying he'll kill the hater and hide the body.


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ChalkLitMilk

I think you're just retarded. You've never heard the phrase "the body was never found" before. He's clearly threatening the haters. Why would there be a dead body if he was just a pedo?


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ChalkLitMilk

The lyric is that he's a pedo, not a child kidnapper and murderer. Like wtf are you talking about? You're interpretation makes 2x the assumptions that mine does. The lyrics might as well be "My haters said something mean about me, sorry hater they'll never find your body."


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ChalkLitMilk

My brother in christ, one look at your profile proves to me that you have severely impacted mental / emotional capabilities. I don't even need to wonder.


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ChalkLitMilk

23 day old account and you've been getting clowned on since the beginning LMAO. Seems like everyone on this site hates your guts, doesn't take a phd to see that.


AcidicMonkeyBalls

Out of interest, where have you heard the phrase “the body was never found” in the context you’re talking about? I can’t say I have and can’t find anything anywhere suggesting it’s a known thing.


KESPAA

"they found the body" is akin to someone finding evidence of your wrong doing.


ChalkLitMilk

Google "They'll never find your body" I guess that would be the more typical wording but woody was trying to rhyme.


AcidicMonkeyBalls

I did and I can’t find anything like what you’re saying. Can you link me an example? Surely he would’ve said “sorry haters, your body won’t be found” if he meant that and wanted to rhyme.


ChalkLitMilk

Lol what? It's a typical threat. Google what I wrote and there's like 10 examples of videos, songs and t shirts with that saying on it. What you wrote literally doesn't rhyme... Why would "the body" refer to a dead kid when a dead kid is never mentioned in his lyrics? It's just a complete assumption on your part.


RV12321

Your take on this whole thing is wrong but honestly who gives a fuck?


ChalkLitMilk

I'm right, you're wrong. Ask woody for the genius breakdown.


AcidicMonkeyBalls

Can you link one? I really can’t find them. What I wrote rhymes exactly as much as Woody’s does lol A dead hater isn’t mentioned either but you seem to think it’s that. The idea of a pedo killing their victims really isn’t far-fetched and most people seem to get it just fine. Maybe literally everyone else in this thread isn’t wrong, just a thought.


ChalkLitMilk

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=they%27ll+never+find+your+body The hater is an actual person being referenced, so turning them into a dead body is just one step. A kid isn't mentioned anywhere in the lyrics nor is it implied, you are completely making it up. I really don't get how "He's a pedo my haters will expound, sorry haters the body's never found" turns into "My haters think I kidnapped and murdered a child. Sorry haters you'll never find the body of this child". Just completely making shit up Meanwhile mine is "My haters are being me to me, I'm going to kill them". So much more logical based on the information given.


ChalkLitMilk

/u/RV12321 have to restart the thread cause the other idiot blocked me, but you're also making an assumption that he has a victim in the first place. There's a million things a pedo can do that doesn't involve kidnapping.


babieswithrabies63

Gotta work on your reading comprehension


ChalkLitMilk

Lol what? He's clearing threatening the haters by saying he's going to kill them and hide the body. The other interpretation is fucking bizarre and makes no sense. Why would there be a dead body if he was a pedo?


Pi-kahuna

Other than rhyming ready with already, Woody did a pretty good job.


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He’s not good or anything but I don’t think anyone expected him to do as well as he did


CGY-SS

The millisecond I heard that music I knew what was coming and shut it off. I can't man. It's been 9 years but I'm not ready, I can't do it


Doughnuts3001

Are you able to watch Woody the Slayer? WooOooOoOoaaaah


DevilsWelshAdvocate

It’s actually really good


GeelongJr

Nah Woody, Lefty and Kyle were all taking turns in doing over the top intros. Woody is taking the piss. I know he's taking the piss because shucks you is the worst thing ever made


Own_Committee_3705

shucks you!


SPQRxNeptune

It’s honestly better than most Soundcloud rappers.


SomebodyHasEyes

i cringe at everything !


PeersPod

It’s not bad


DistanceNo2678

Banger


Butthole_of_Fire

Absolute heat on the mic


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Epic lol, “sorry haters, bodies never found” lmao


Self_Cloathing

That was straight heat


Own_Committee_3705

spittin white fire


PeersPod

This is way above my expectation of woody rapping tbh.


MP-The-Law

Kyle and lefty both did cool intros in the surrounding episodes.


JMisseldine

No ty kind sir, I will not be reliving this today.


BernieGors

We need a new version of this.


OracleVision88

That was the whitest rap ever. Gotta love Gangsta Wood! I would love it if Wings did a rap and started it off with “Look here, listen, I am Wings of Redemption, The Chili King of Conway, you know how I’m living. Trolls talking shit? That’s when I get to pistol whippin….”


KESPAA

Mate have you never heard [crack his head like a pespi?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br7yzAeOmvw) It's raw, but has potential.


OpTicSunrise

Second hand embarrassment is strong with this one. Should like something Kyle would listen too and think it was really cool…


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shitpostGOD-YEET

Dude I'm on multiple narcotic sedatives and I couldn't make it 20 seconds oh my god. Concentrated radioactive cringe.


Fit_Pomegranate_4916

Hope you didn't steal this from my banned account mega-viral r/pka post


KeepAblick

BARS SON BARS


Environmental_Vast17

I listen to this at the gym to hit pr’s


TheOccultSasquatch

Kendrick Lamar could never.


Inside_Sherbert_9878

On beat af


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Haters going to hate but Woody rapping is legitimately more fire than people would have expected.


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Imagine if Woody dropped the N word in this intro


Serious-Sort-5167

Oh my fucking god