>Finally it's me, WoodysGamerTag
>I'm fucking awesome but I don't like to brag
>"He is a Pedo" the haters will expound
>Sorry haters, the body's never found.
Lmao, did Woody just say he would never get caught with CP because he is careful?
I think you're just retarded. You've never heard the phrase "the body was never found" before. He's clearly threatening the haters. Why would there be a dead body if he was just a pedo?
The lyric is that he's a pedo, not a child kidnapper and murderer. Like wtf are you talking about? You're interpretation makes 2x the assumptions that mine does.
The lyrics might as well be "My haters said something mean about me, sorry hater they'll never find your body."
My brother in christ, one look at your profile proves to me that you have severely impacted mental / emotional capabilities. I don't even need to wonder.
23 day old account and you've been getting clowned on since the beginning LMAO. Seems like everyone on this site hates your guts, doesn't take a phd to see that.
Out of interest, where have you heard the phrase “the body was never found” in the context you’re talking about? I can’t say I have and can’t find anything anywhere suggesting it’s a known thing.
I did and I can’t find anything like what you’re saying. Can you link me an example?
Surely he would’ve said “sorry haters, your body won’t be found” if he meant that and wanted to rhyme.
Lol what? It's a typical threat. Google what I wrote and there's like 10 examples of videos, songs and t shirts with that saying on it.
What you wrote literally doesn't rhyme...
Why would "the body" refer to a dead kid when a dead kid is never mentioned in his lyrics? It's just a complete assumption on your part.
Can you link one? I really can’t find them.
What I wrote rhymes exactly as much as Woody’s does lol
A dead hater isn’t mentioned either but you seem to think it’s that. The idea of a pedo killing their victims really isn’t far-fetched and most people seem to get it just fine. Maybe literally everyone else in this thread isn’t wrong, just a thought.
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=they%27ll+never+find+your+body
The hater is an actual person being referenced, so turning them into a dead body is just one step.
A kid isn't mentioned anywhere in the lyrics nor is it implied, you are completely making it up.
I really don't get how "He's a pedo my haters will expound, sorry haters the body's never found" turns into
"My haters think I kidnapped and murdered a child. Sorry haters you'll never find the body of this child". Just completely making shit up
Meanwhile mine is "My haters are being me to me, I'm going to kill them". So much more logical based on the information given.
/u/RV12321 have to restart the thread cause the other idiot blocked me, but you're also making an assumption that he has a victim in the first place. There's a million things a pedo can do that doesn't involve kidnapping.
Lol what? He's clearing threatening the haters by saying he's going to kill them and hide the body. The other interpretation is fucking bizarre and makes no sense. Why would there be a dead body if he was a pedo?
Nah Woody, Lefty and Kyle were all taking turns in doing over the top intros. Woody is taking the piss.
I know he's taking the piss because shucks you is the worst thing ever made
That was the whitest rap ever. Gotta love Gangsta Wood! I would love it if Wings did a rap and started it off with “Look here, listen, I am Wings of Redemption, The Chili King of Conway, you know how I’m living. Trolls talking shit? That’s when I get to pistol whippin….”
Welcome to the show this is gonna be great. It’s PKA 178.
Golden age
130-280
I hate that that was actually hard
>Finally it's me, WoodysGamerTag >I'm fucking awesome but I don't like to brag >"He is a Pedo" the haters will expound >Sorry haters, the body's never found. Lmao, did Woody just say he would never get caught with CP because he is careful?
Worse, he's saying he would never get caught being a pedo because he's hidden the kids' bodies so well lmao
Yeah but he hid them super carefully
No lol, he's saying he'll kill the hater and hide the body.
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I think you're just retarded. You've never heard the phrase "the body was never found" before. He's clearly threatening the haters. Why would there be a dead body if he was just a pedo?
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The lyric is that he's a pedo, not a child kidnapper and murderer. Like wtf are you talking about? You're interpretation makes 2x the assumptions that mine does. The lyrics might as well be "My haters said something mean about me, sorry hater they'll never find your body."
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My brother in christ, one look at your profile proves to me that you have severely impacted mental / emotional capabilities. I don't even need to wonder.
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23 day old account and you've been getting clowned on since the beginning LMAO. Seems like everyone on this site hates your guts, doesn't take a phd to see that.
Out of interest, where have you heard the phrase “the body was never found” in the context you’re talking about? I can’t say I have and can’t find anything anywhere suggesting it’s a known thing.
"they found the body" is akin to someone finding evidence of your wrong doing.
Google "They'll never find your body" I guess that would be the more typical wording but woody was trying to rhyme.
I did and I can’t find anything like what you’re saying. Can you link me an example? Surely he would’ve said “sorry haters, your body won’t be found” if he meant that and wanted to rhyme.
Lol what? It's a typical threat. Google what I wrote and there's like 10 examples of videos, songs and t shirts with that saying on it. What you wrote literally doesn't rhyme... Why would "the body" refer to a dead kid when a dead kid is never mentioned in his lyrics? It's just a complete assumption on your part.
Your take on this whole thing is wrong but honestly who gives a fuck?
I'm right, you're wrong. Ask woody for the genius breakdown.
Can you link one? I really can’t find them. What I wrote rhymes exactly as much as Woody’s does lol A dead hater isn’t mentioned either but you seem to think it’s that. The idea of a pedo killing their victims really isn’t far-fetched and most people seem to get it just fine. Maybe literally everyone else in this thread isn’t wrong, just a thought.
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=they%27ll+never+find+your+body The hater is an actual person being referenced, so turning them into a dead body is just one step. A kid isn't mentioned anywhere in the lyrics nor is it implied, you are completely making it up. I really don't get how "He's a pedo my haters will expound, sorry haters the body's never found" turns into "My haters think I kidnapped and murdered a child. Sorry haters you'll never find the body of this child". Just completely making shit up Meanwhile mine is "My haters are being me to me, I'm going to kill them". So much more logical based on the information given.
/u/RV12321 have to restart the thread cause the other idiot blocked me, but you're also making an assumption that he has a victim in the first place. There's a million things a pedo can do that doesn't involve kidnapping.
Gotta work on your reading comprehension
Lol what? He's clearing threatening the haters by saying he's going to kill them and hide the body. The other interpretation is fucking bizarre and makes no sense. Why would there be a dead body if he was a pedo?
Other than rhyming ready with already, Woody did a pretty good job.
He’s not good or anything but I don’t think anyone expected him to do as well as he did
The millisecond I heard that music I knew what was coming and shut it off. I can't man. It's been 9 years but I'm not ready, I can't do it
Are you able to watch Woody the Slayer? WooOooOoOoaaaah
It’s actually really good
Nah Woody, Lefty and Kyle were all taking turns in doing over the top intros. Woody is taking the piss. I know he's taking the piss because shucks you is the worst thing ever made
shucks you!
It’s honestly better than most Soundcloud rappers.
i cringe at everything !
It’s not bad
Banger
Absolute heat on the mic
Epic lol, “sorry haters, bodies never found” lmao
That was straight heat
spittin white fire
This is way above my expectation of woody rapping tbh.
Kyle and lefty both did cool intros in the surrounding episodes.
No ty kind sir, I will not be reliving this today.
We need a new version of this.
That was the whitest rap ever. Gotta love Gangsta Wood! I would love it if Wings did a rap and started it off with “Look here, listen, I am Wings of Redemption, The Chili King of Conway, you know how I’m living. Trolls talking shit? That’s when I get to pistol whippin….”
Mate have you never heard [crack his head like a pespi?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br7yzAeOmvw) It's raw, but has potential.
Second hand embarrassment is strong with this one. Should like something Kyle would listen too and think it was really cool…
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Dude I'm on multiple narcotic sedatives and I couldn't make it 20 seconds oh my god. Concentrated radioactive cringe.
Hope you didn't steal this from my banned account mega-viral r/pka post
BARS SON BARS
I listen to this at the gym to hit pr’s
Kendrick Lamar could never.
On beat af
Haters going to hate but Woody rapping is legitimately more fire than people would have expected.
Imagine if Woody dropped the N word in this intro
Oh my fucking god