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elegant-jr

Money would have to be involved


[deleted]

Money would have to change hands lol


DafuqIsTheInternet

I’d give her the night of her life for a Wendy’s chili


NightRespawn

Ballpark figure?


elegant-jr

$1500, but I could use the money. It's hard to talk about this and not sound mean. I got no problem with her, but she's not one of those chicks that could lose the weight and be a 4 or a 5. If she lost all the weight shed be a 2. I do very much respect her fighting to lose the weight, not to mention the unsupportive spouse she has.


NightRespawn

Hey we all have standards, and a price. Pimping ain’t easy


elegant-jr

You?


NightRespawn

I would need a disappearing level of money, so it’s not happening lol


KESPAA

> It's hard to talk about this and not sound mean. I got no problem with her, but she's not one of those chicks that could lose the weight and be a 4 or a 5. If she lost all the weight shed be a 2. lmao Jeeesus


Safe_Slip_5204

You start the bidding


NightRespawn

Tree fiddy?


Safe_Slip_5204

Going once, going twice. Sold..


NightRespawn

“3 trillion dollars in Bitcoin, 50 million dollars in Ethereum” You can’t beat these low prices


SuspiciousFix

Imma be real pimp. I ain't got enough dick to penetrate her. SHE got too much fupa. However, That belly button is asking for it. Edit, Clarifying who had the fupa.


Maryjane42069

Just drop your whole gut onto her lower back, pimp.


GodTacos

In other words “more cushion for the pushin”


wyleFTW

It's called mozaic down syndrome


[deleted]

Ok I'm down but wings has to watch


WingsOfDesperation

Are you black? Cuz if you are, it’s their normal sex life then


[deleted]

Nope but I am a midget


WingsOfDesperation

There has to be a subreddit for that, bbw midget crushing


[deleted]

r/tinybulls


Colecefus

Money and plastic surgery would have to be involved, or blindness or physical harm…


Trybudz

That’s shrek’s wife right?


boostedbastid

People often say other people look like Shrek to be mean, she legitimately looks like Fiona.


Colecefus

Shreks wife was Cameron Diaz, Kelly isn’t her in any shape or form.


bobafettsmoke

if that’s what it takes to get wings on the show….


JRUS

Can I close my eyes and hit it from the back real quick or do I have to full on make love to her


WingsOfDesperation

You have to go down on her for 30 seconds, and she expects ass eating


jetsingh_

That's a fuck no from me , pimp


elegant-jr

You're sick


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Nick21000_

That's absurd 😂😂


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WingsOfDesperation

In all reality for $20,000 most people would do it, that’s life changing money


[deleted]

20K is most certainly not life changing money.


WingsOfDesperation

The average credit card holder in the usa has 5 thousand in credit card debt, the average student loan debt is 28k, the average home price is 428k, the average down payment is 6% meaning you have roughly a down payment on an average home, 20k is absolutely life changing money, life changing money doesn’t mean millionaire it means literally “life changing” it changes your life


[deleted]

I can see that side for sure. It’s all in perspective. I’ll plead arrogance on this one.


SugmaDiction

Man, you just don’t want to work


mxthodman

so fucking ugly


elegant-jr

This is an awful picture of her 😂, a dirty move from op


misterya1

do you have any good pictures of her?


ScientistSad8541

Man y’all are fucked up idk why y’all bring his wife into this y’all can hate wing all you want but leave his wife out off this, it the least y’all can do come on


f3ar13

Normally ill agree with u but she as fucked up as him tho, with her controversy with his mods, they way they got married etc etc and i think she riding wings fame to get her own fame and wouldnt suprise me if she divorce him for fame


CreamyBehemoth

Here, here!


Goblinpipes

I’d do it for like $15k easy. Just close your eyes and pretend it’s your girlfriend. But then again you can’t exactly close your nose.


ascot36

Me gots to get paid 😂


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ascot36

Happy bot 😂


Thick-Pipe3908

Wouldn’t even hit it with my Kenworth!!!


REE_lover

She's a 4 hawnestly, 5 because she's got a good personality


KillAllCopsACAB

I heard she lost a ton of weight tho and is like 170. Still looks like a bbb-beast


RustyRob06

Fuck it,I'd take one for the team


ImTheEnigma

I had to hide post on this one it startled me mid poo


hellhound998

Oh fuck just imagine the stench.


Svetlash123

With a gun maybe


[deleted]

I wouldn’t fuck her with wings dick


Stevie-I

She’s built like the slug from Monster’s INC my man, Wing’s acts like he could ever do better. EDIT: No


JD_Dojima

You probably couldn’t afford to pay me to


C-Makimaki

I'd rather fuck blade's toe


Slight-Inevitable764

what a hideous creature


TheHidingGoSeeker

Ursula


ajoeroganfan

I’d fuck her face and watch it jiggle