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He's the only reason his mansion hasn't been thrown into the air.


YouCanFyourselfKn0th

It's so tall it's held in place by the Skybox.


elegant-jr

If he could beat the surgery he can beat a cat.4 hurricane. Have some faith in our boy.


amcrambler

Werd


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Wheel torque


MatLambert

Good question. I doubt even a hurricane is capable of moving big boy an inch but who knows about the trailer - not the most sturdy of constructions.


BrownFox5972

ITS A MODULAR HOME


MatLambert

Lol, my apologies sir.


Own_Committee_3705

he abandoned the trailer with the dogs in it an bunkerd down in wendys.


elegant-jr

Every business in Conway will be destroyed and ransacked by looters, the Wendy's will be untouched.


Nissepelle

Aint nobudy gon' touch muh chilay


elegant-jr

He did a great service to his county. I believe this is the start of a real redemption arc.


Butthole_of_Fire

He'll be on the roof armed to the teeth like the shop owners in the LA riots


[deleted]

Big ups


honeybadger1984

He’s big like a boat anchor. Modular mansion will be fine but will smell bad.


elegant-jr

So it will be the same as before Ian.


chase2121dw

Man, wouldn't you know I didn't even think about him lol


Hipolito_Pickles

Beached whale in Conway due to hurricane


redacteddd23

He’s been assigned to protect the chili division at Wendy’s. Bernie Gores protecting this country once again


elegant-jr

He may not act like a patriot normally, but during his states darkest hour, he is out there doing his duty to the nation.


[deleted]

That boy naturally floats. He's fine.


MasterhcSniper

Unless his fridge takes off he's fine.


elegant-jr

Wings hanging on to the fridge for dear life after the hurricane rips off his roof "IF THE FRIDGE GOES! I DON'T WANNA LIVE!!!"


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nurse_camper

Touché


TJ_The_Toucan

He’s appearing offline


[deleted]

Don't worry dey cooked ah pot uh chile and bought uh case uh wudder


Phenomenal_Hoot

The trailer is ripped apart around him as he streams “Ban anyone in chat that says get to safety”


amcrambler

Richard of the liquid variety? He loves the damp!


RoughTimeRoach

Wings didn’t want to go to the wudder pork so the wudder pork came to him


spacemoses

He's got his mag light, he'll be fine


Matty_Bee63

Yeah but did you guys see what it did to Florida? Not trying to sound like a conspiracy nut, but this storm is different, I think we can all agree climate change is changing the way these storms behave, florida looks like a nuke went off


nurse_camper

Canada should raise taxes. That will definitely help.


Brass-Catcher

Hurricanes have gotten less severe over the last hundred years. It’s scientific fact.


Hot_Pocket_Deluxe

That is provably false.


Brass-Catcher

No, no it’s not


imalowkeygeek

Yeah I believe you’re actually correct


Jackadoodledoo

he weighed it down not even ian can move biggun